Aladdin (1992)

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<i>Oh, I come from a land
From a faraway place</i>

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<i>Where the caravan camels roam</i>

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<i>Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense</i>

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<i>It's barbaric, but hey, it's home</i>

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<i>When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west</i>

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<i>And the sand in the glass is right</i>

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<i>Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly</i>

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<i>To another Arabian night</i>

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<i>Arabian nights</i>

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<i>Like Arabian days</i>

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<i>More often than not
Are hotter than hot</i>

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<i>In a lot of good ways</i>

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<i>Arabian nights</i>

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<i>'Neath Arabian moons</i>

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<i>A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard</i>

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<i>Out there on the dunes</i>

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Ah, salaam and good evening
to you, worthy friend.

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Please, please, come closer.

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Too close. A little too close.

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There.

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Welcome to Agrabah,

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city of mystery, of enchantment,

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and the finest merchandise
this side of the River Jordan,

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on sale today. Come on down.

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Look at this. Yes.

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Combination hookah and coffeemaker.
Also makes julienne fries.

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Will not break. Will not...

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It broke.

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Ohh! Look at this.

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I have never seen one
of these intact before.

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This is the famous
Dead Sea Tupperware.

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Listen. Ah, still good.

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Wait. Don't go.

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I can see that you're only interested
in the exceptionally rare.

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I think, then, you would be
most rewarded to consider this.

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Do not be fooled by its
commonplace appearance.

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Like so many things, it
is not what is outside,

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but what is inside that counts.

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This is no ordinary lamp.

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It once changed the course
of a young man's life.

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A young man who, like this lamp,
was more than what he seemed.

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A diamond in the rough.

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Perhaps you would like
to hear the tale?

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It begins on a dark night,

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<i>where a dark man waits</i>

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<i>with a dark purpose.</i>

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You are late.

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A thousand apologies,
O patient one.

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You have it, then?

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I had to slit a few
throats, but I got it.

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Ah-ah-ahhh.

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The treasure.

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Ow!

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Trust me, my pungent friend.

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- You'll get what's coming to you.
- What's coming to you. Awk!

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Quickly! Follow the trail.

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Faster.

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At last, after all my
years of searching,

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the Cave of Wonders.

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Awk. Cave of Wonders.

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By Allah.

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Now, remember. Bring me the lamp.

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The rest of the treasure is
yours, but the lamp is mine.

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Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp.

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Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up?

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Shh.

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Who disturbs my slumber?

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It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.

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Know this.

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Only one may enter here,

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one whose worth lies far within.

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A diamond in the rough.

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What are you waiting for? Go on.

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No!

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Seek thee out the
diamond in the rough.

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I can't believe it.
I just don't believe it.

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We're never gonna get a
hold of that stupid lamp.

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Just forget it. Look at this. I'm
so ticked off that I'm moulting.

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Patience, Iago. Patience.

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Gazeem was obviously
less than worthy.

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Oh, there's a big surprise.

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I think I'm gonna have a heart
attack and die from that surprise.

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What are we gonna do? We got
a big problem here, a big...

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Yes.

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Only one may enter.

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I must find this one, this...

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Diamond in the rough.

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Stop! Thief!

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I'll have your hands for
a trophy, street rat.

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All this for a loaf of bread?

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Whoa!

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- There he is!
- You won't get away so easy!

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You think that was easy?

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You two, over that way,
and you, follow me.

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- We'll find him.
- Morning, ladies.

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Getting into trouble a little
early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

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Trouble? No way. You're only
in trouble if you get caught.

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- Gotcha.
- I'm in trouble.

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And this time...

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Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.

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- Abu.
- Come on. Let's get outta here.

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<i>Gotta keep one jump
Ahead of the bread line</i>

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<i>One swing ahead of the sword</i>

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<i>I steal only what I can't afford</i>

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<i>That's everything</i>

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<i>One jump ahead of the lawmen</i>

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<i>That's all, and that's no joke</i>

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<i>These guys don't
appreciate I'm broke</i>

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<i>- Riffraff
Street rat</i>

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<i>Scoundrel
Take that</i>

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<i>Just a little snack, guys</i>

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<i>Rip him open
Take it back, guys</i>

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<i>I can take a hint
Gotta face the facts</i>

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<i>- You're my only friend, Abu
Who?</i>

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<i>Oh, it's sad Aladdin's
hit the bottom</i>

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<i>He's become a one-man rise in crime</i>

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<i>I'd blame parents
Except he hasn't got 'em</i>

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<i>Gotta eat to live
Gotta steal to eat</i>

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<i>Tell you all about it
When I got the time</i>

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<i>One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom</i>

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<i>Next time gonna use a nom de plume</i>

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<i>There he is</i>

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<i>One jump ahead of the hit men
One hit ahead of the flock</i>

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<i>I think I'll take a stroll
Around the block</i>

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<i>- Stop, thief
- Vandal</i>

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<i>- Abu
- Scandal</i>

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<i>Let's not be too hasty</i>

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<i>Still I think he's rather tasty</i>

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<i>Gotta eat to live
Gotta steal to eat</i>

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<i>Otherwise we'd get along</i>

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Wrong

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Get him!

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He's got a sword!

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You idiots. We've all got swords.

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<i>- One jump ahead of the hoof beats
- Vandal!</i>

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<i>- One hop ahead of the hump
- Street rat!</i>

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<i>- One trick ahead of disaster
- Scoundrel!</i>

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<i>They're quick, but I'm much faster</i>

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<i>Here goes, better throw my hand in</i>

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<i>Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump</i>

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Yuck! Oy!

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And now, esteemed effendi,
we feast. All right.

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Yum, yum!

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Uh-oh.

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Here. Go on. Take it.

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Ah, don't. Huh?

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On his way to the
palace, I suppose.

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Another suitor for the princess.

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Out of my way, you filthy brats.

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Hey!

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If I were as rich as you,
I could afford some manners.

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Oh. I'll teach you some manners.

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Look at that, Abu.

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It's not every day you see a
horse with two rear ends.

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Ooh!

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You are a worthless street rat.

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You were born a street rat,
you'll die a street rat,

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and only your fleas will mourn you.

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I'm not worthless.

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And I don't have fleas.

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Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

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<i>Riffraff, street rat</i>

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<i>I don't buy that</i>

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<i>If only they'd look closer</i>

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<i>Would they see a poor boy?</i>

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<i>No, siree</i>

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<i>They'd find out</i>

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<i>There's so much more</i>

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<i>To me</i>

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Someday, Abu, things
are gonna change.

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We'll be rich, live in a palace,

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and never have any problems at all.

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I've never been so insulted.

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Oh, Prince Achmed. You're not
leaving so soon, are you?

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Good luck marrying her off.

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Oh! Jasmine.

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Jasmine!

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Jasmine!

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Confound it, Rajah.

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So, this is why Prince
Achmed stormed out.

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Oh, Father.

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Rajah was just playing with
him. Weren't you, Rajah?

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You were just playing
with that overdressed,

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self-absorbed Prince
Achmed, weren't you?

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Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting
every suitor who comes to call.

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The law says you must
be married to a prince

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by your next birthday.

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The law is wrong.

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You've only got three more days.

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Father, I hate being
forced into this.

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If I do marry, I want
it to be for love.

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Jasmine,

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it's not only this law.

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I'm not going to be around
forever, and, well, I...

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I just want to make sure
you're taken care of.

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Provided for.

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Please try to understand.

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I've never done a thing on my own.
I've never had any real friends.

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Except you, Rajah.

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I've never even been
outside the palace walls.

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But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

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Then maybe I don't want to
be a princess any more.

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Oooh! I... I...

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Allah forbid you should
have any daughters.

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Hmm?

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I don't know where
she gets it from.

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Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.

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Oh! Ah, Jafar.

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My most trusted advisor.

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I am in desperate
need of your wisdom.

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My life is but to
serve you, my lord.

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It's this suitor business. Jasmine
refuses to choose a husband.

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- I'm at my wit's end.
- Awk! Wit's end!

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Oh!

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Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

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Your Majesty certainly has
a way with dumb animals.

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Now, then, perhaps I
can divine a solution

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to this thorny problem.

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If anyone can help, it's you.

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But it would require the use
of the mystic blue diamond.

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Oh. Uh, my ring?

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But it's been in the
family for years.

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It is necessary to find
the princess a suitor.

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Don't worry.

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Everything will be fine.

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The diamond.

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Here, Jafar.

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Whatever you need will be fine.

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You are most gracious, my liege.

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Now, run along and play
with your little toys, hmm?

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Yes. That will be pretty good.

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I can't take it any more!

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If I gotta choke down on one more of
those mouldy, disgusting crackers...

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Bam! Whack!

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Calm yourself, Iago.

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Then I'd grab him around
the head. Whack!

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Soon I will be sultan, not
that addlepated twit.

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And then I stuff the crackers
down his throat. Ha, ha!

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Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah.

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But I can't stay here and
have my life lived for me.

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I'll miss you.

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Good bye.

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Okay, Abu. Go.

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Try this. Your taste buds
will dance and sing.

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Get your paws off that.

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Why, you...

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Get away from here,
you cursed, filthy ape!

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Good bye.

249
00:16:29,439 --> 00:16:32,002
Nice going, Abu.

250
00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:34,007
Breakfast is served.

251
00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:42,078
Pretty lady, buy a pot. No
finer pot in brass or silver.

252
00:16:42,079 --> 00:16:44,518
Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs.

253
00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:46,798
Sugar dates and pistachios.

254
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,558
Would the lady like a necklace?

255
00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:50,798
A pretty necklace
for a pretty lady.

256
00:16:50,799 --> 00:16:52,318
Fresh fish!

257
00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:53,678
We catch 'em, you buy 'em!

258
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,763
Oh, no. I don't think so.

259
00:16:56,239 --> 00:16:57,478
Oh!

260
00:16:57,479 --> 00:16:59,758
Excuse me.

261
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:06,166
I'm really very sorry.

262
00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:08,959
Wow.

263
00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:15,482
Uh-oh.

264
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,999
Hello? Hello?

265
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,118
Oh, you must be hungry.

266
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,318
Here you go.

267
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:27,679
You'd better be able
to pay for that.

268
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:30,758
- Pay?
- No one steals from my cart.

269
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,598
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I don't have any money.

270
00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:35,278
- Thief!
- Please...

271
00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:37,998
If you let me go to the palace,
I can get some from the sultan.

272
00:17:37,999 --> 00:17:40,998
Do you know what the
penalty is for stealing?

273
00:17:40,999 --> 00:17:42,918
No! No, please!

274
00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:46,478
Thank you, kind sir. I'm
so glad you found her.

275
00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:47,918
I've been looking all over for you.

276
00:17:47,919 --> 00:17:49,438
- What are you doing?
- Just play along.

277
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,958
You, uh, know this girl?

278
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:54,878
Sadly, yes. She is my sister.

279
00:17:54,879 --> 00:17:56,358
She's a little crazy.

280
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,078
She said she knew the sultan.

281
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,687
She thinks the monkey
is the sultan.

282
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:07,158
O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?

283
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:12,518
Tragic, isn't it?

284
00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:14,718
But no harm done.

285
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,318
Now, come along, sis.
Time to go see the doctor.

286
00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:19,598
Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?

287
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,198
No, no, no. Not that one.
Come on, Sultan.

288
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,278
Huh? What?

289
00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,963
Come back here, you little thieves!

290
00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:37,678
With all due respect,
Your Rottenness,

291
00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:40,878
couldn't we just wait
for a real storm?

292
00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:43,562
Save your breath, Iago. Faster.

293
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,598
Yes, O mighty evil one.

294
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:52,118
Part, sands of time.

295
00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:55,958
Reveal to me the one who
can enter the cave.

296
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:59,439
Yes! Yes!

297
00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:01,838
There he is.

298
00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:04,118
My diamond in the rough.

299
00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:07,883
That's him? That's the clown
we've been waitin' for?

300
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:14,163
Let's have the guards extend him an
invitation to the palace, shall we?

301
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,918
Swell.

302
00:19:19,919 --> 00:19:22,286
Almost there.

303
00:19:29,079 --> 00:19:32,242
I want to thank you for
stopping that man.

304
00:19:32,358 --> 00:19:34,486
Uh, forget it.

305
00:19:35,518 --> 00:19:38,606
So, this is your first time
in the marketplace, huh?

306
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,559
Is it that obvious?

307
00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:45,519
Well, you do kind of stand out.

308
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:50,803
I mean, uh, you don't seem to know
how dangerous Agrabah can be.

309
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,998
Hmm. I'm a fast learner.

310
00:19:53,999 --> 00:19:55,842
Wow.

311
00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:57,799
Hey.

312
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,683
Come on. This way.

313
00:20:02,279 --> 00:20:04,437
Whoa. Watch your head there.

314
00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:05,918
Be careful.

315
00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:07,918
Is this where you live?

316
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:11,278
Yep. Just me and Abu.
Come and go as we please.

317
00:20:11,279 --> 00:20:13,038
That sounds fabulous.

318
00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:17,479
Well, it's not much, but
it's got a great view.

319
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,798
Wow. The palace looks
pretty amazing, huh?

320
00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:23,758
Oh, it's wonderful.

321
00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:26,038
I wonder what it would
be like to live there,

322
00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:28,678
and have servants and valets.

323
00:20:28,679 --> 00:20:32,323
Oh, sure. People who tell you
where to go and how to dress.

324
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,518
It's better than here.

325
00:20:34,519 --> 00:20:37,038
You're always scraping for
food and ducking the guards.

326
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:39,277
You're not free to
make your own choices.

327
00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:41,638
- Sometimes you feel so...
- You're just...

328
00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:43,678
- Trapped.
- Trapped.

329
00:20:47,159 --> 00:20:50,846
So, where are you from?

330
00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:52,678
What does it matter?

331
00:20:52,679 --> 00:20:55,603
I ran away and I am not going back.

332
00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:59,602
- Really? How come?
- Why, you...

333
00:21:00,879 --> 00:21:03,759
My father's forcing
me to get married.

334
00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:06,962
That's... That's awful.

335
00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:10,878
Abu!

336
00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:12,722
What?

337
00:21:13,079 --> 00:21:16,398
Abu says, uh, that's not fair.

338
00:21:16,399 --> 00:21:17,518
What?

339
00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:20,238
- Oh, did he?
- Yeah, of course.

340
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:24,198
And does Abu have
anything else to say?

341
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,277
Well, uh, he wishes there was
something he could do to help.

342
00:21:27,278 --> 00:21:29,241
Oh, boy.

343
00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:31,002
Hmm.

344
00:21:31,278 --> 00:21:34,485
Tell him that's very sweet.

345
00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:37,997
Here you are.

346
00:21:37,998 --> 00:21:40,158
- They're after me!
- They're after you?

347
00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:41,518
My father must have sent them...

348
00:21:41,519 --> 00:21:42,718
- Do you trust me?
- What?

349
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,278
- Do you trust me?
- Yes...

350
00:21:45,279 --> 00:21:47,122
Then jump!

351
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:56,599
We just keep running into each
other, don't we, street rat?

352
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,517
Run! Go! Get out of here!

353
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,722
Get this thing off of me!

354
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:05,038
- It's the dungeon for you, boy.
- Get off of me.

355
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:06,158
Let him go.

356
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:10,438
Looky here, men. A street mouse.

357
00:22:10,439 --> 00:22:14,607
Unhand him, by order
of the princess.

358
00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,197
Princess Jasmine.

359
00:22:17,198 --> 00:22:18,837
- The princess?
- Princess?

360
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,997
What are you doing outside the
palace? And with this street rat.

361
00:22:21,998 --> 00:22:25,958
That's not your concern. Do as
I command. Release him.

362
00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:29,638
I would, Princess, except
my orders come from Jafar.

363
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:33,687
- You'll have to take it up with him.
- Believe me, I will.

364
00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:41,158
Jafar?

365
00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,078
Oh, Princess.

366
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:45,477
Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.

367
00:22:45,478 --> 00:22:47,677
How may I be of service to you?

368
00:22:47,678 --> 00:22:51,082
The guards just took a boy from
the market, on your orders.

369
00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:54,797
Your father has charged me
with keeping peace in Agrabah.

370
00:22:54,798 --> 00:22:57,638
- The boy was a criminal.
- What was his crime?

371
00:22:57,639 --> 00:22:58,917
I can't breathe, Jafar.

372
00:22:58,918 --> 00:23:02,438
Why, kidnapping the
princess, of course.

373
00:23:02,439 --> 00:23:04,677
If you could just...
Aah! That hurt!

374
00:23:04,678 --> 00:23:07,238
He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.

375
00:23:07,239 --> 00:23:09,727
Oh, dear.

376
00:23:10,479 --> 00:23:14,440
Oh, how frightfully upsetting.
Had I but known...

377
00:23:14,719 --> 00:23:15,878
What do you mean?

378
00:23:15,879 --> 00:23:19,438
Sadly, the boy's sentence has
already been carried out.

379
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,038
What sentence?

380
00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:22,598
Death.

381
00:23:22,599 --> 00:23:25,599
- By beheading.
- No.

382
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:31,677
I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.

383
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,838
How could you?

384
00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,438
So, how did it go?

385
00:23:45,439 --> 00:23:49,399
I think she took it rather well.

386
00:24:02,158 --> 00:24:04,842
It's all my fault, Rajah.

387
00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:10,002
I didn't even know his name.

388
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:31,526
She was the princess.
I can't believe it.

389
00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:34,318
I must have sounded
so stupid to her.

390
00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:38,280
Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!

391
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,957
Abu. Down here.

392
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,558
Come on, help me out of these.

393
00:24:51,478 --> 00:24:55,278
Hey, she was in trouble.
Ah, she was worth it.

394
00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:56,678
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

395
00:24:56,679 --> 00:24:59,317
Don't worry, Abu.
I'll never see her again.

396
00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:02,318
I'm a street rat, remember?
And there's a law.

397
00:25:02,638 --> 00:25:04,722
She's gotta marry a prince.

398
00:25:05,159 --> 00:25:08,083
- She deserves a prince.
- Ta-da!

399
00:25:08,479 --> 00:25:10,918
I'm a fool.

400
00:25:10,919 --> 00:25:14,803
You're only a fool
if you give up, boy.

401
00:25:14,999 --> 00:25:16,437
Who are you?

402
00:25:16,438 --> 00:25:19,197
A lowly prisoner, like yourself.

403
00:25:19,198 --> 00:25:22,646
But together, perhaps
we can be more.

404
00:25:22,758 --> 00:25:24,078
I'm listening.

405
00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:28,277
There is a cave, boy,
a Cave of Wonders,

406
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:32,438
filled with treasures
beyond your wildest dreams.

407
00:25:32,439 --> 00:25:33,678
Ooh!

408
00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:38,078
Treasure enough to impress
even your princess, I'd wager.

409
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,717
Jafar, can you hurry up?
I'm dyin' in here.

410
00:25:40,718 --> 00:25:43,237
But the law says
only a prince can...

411
00:25:43,238 --> 00:25:45,957
You've heard of the
golden rule, haven't you?

412
00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:48,518
Whoever has the gold
makes the rules.

413
00:25:49,719 --> 00:25:52,718
Why would you share all of this
wonderful treasure with me?

414
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:57,357
I need a young pair of legs and a
strong back to go in after it.

415
00:25:57,358 --> 00:25:59,117
Uh, one problem.

416
00:25:59,118 --> 00:26:01,238
It's out there. We're in here.

417
00:26:01,239 --> 00:26:06,606
Uh-uh. Things aren't
always what they seem.

418
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:10,165
So, do we have a deal?

419
00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:13,117
Oh, I don't know.

420
00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:27,999
Who disturbs my slumber?

421
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:32,359
Uh, it is I, Aladdin.

422
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,877
Proceed.

423
00:26:35,878 --> 00:26:39,566
Touch nothing but the lamp.

424
00:26:39,679 --> 00:26:42,918
Remember, boy, first
fetch me the lamp,

425
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:46,717
and then you shall
have your reward.

426
00:26:46,718 --> 00:26:48,878
Come on, Abu.

427
00:27:02,118 --> 00:27:04,966
Would you look at that!

428
00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:11,206
Just a handful of this stuff would
make me richer than the sultan.

429
00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:13,278
Abu!

430
00:27:14,398 --> 00:27:17,037
Don't touch anything.

431
00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:18,677
We gotta find that lamp.

432
00:27:35,759 --> 00:27:37,362
Huh?

433
00:27:48,398 --> 00:27:51,921
- Aladdin!
- Abu, will you knock it off?

434
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:16,842
Abu, what are you, crazy?

435
00:28:19,079 --> 00:28:21,762
A magic carpet.

436
00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:25,439
Come on. Come on out.
We're not gonna hurt you.

437
00:28:34,159 --> 00:28:37,437
Hey, take it easy, Abu.
He's not gonna bite.

438
00:28:37,438 --> 00:28:38,597
Thanks.

439
00:28:45,998 --> 00:28:48,597
Wait a minute. Don't go.

440
00:28:48,598 --> 00:28:50,922
Maybe you can help us.

441
00:28:52,918 --> 00:28:54,762
Hey! Whoa!

442
00:28:55,118 --> 00:28:57,365
You see, we're trying
to find this lamp.

443
00:28:59,078 --> 00:29:02,319
I think he knows where it is.

444
00:29:16,758 --> 00:29:18,601
Wait here.

445
00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:26,926
Oh!

446
00:29:51,438 --> 00:29:53,038
This is it?

447
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:55,919
This is what we came all
the way down here to...

448
00:29:56,038 --> 00:29:58,477
Abu! No!

449
00:29:58,478 --> 00:30:01,437
- Infidels!
- Uh-oh.

450
00:30:01,438 --> 00:30:06,598
You have touched the
forbidden treasure!

451
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:13,042
Now you will never again
see the light of day!

452
00:30:13,838 --> 00:30:15,442
Whoa!

453
00:30:38,318 --> 00:30:41,601
Help! Help! Help!

454
00:30:42,959 --> 00:30:44,922
Gotcha!

455
00:30:47,918 --> 00:30:50,002
Carpet, let's move.

456
00:31:04,438 --> 00:31:05,998
Abu!

457
00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:08,726
Abu, this is no time to panic.

458
00:31:09,518 --> 00:31:11,045
Start panicking.

459
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,358
Whoa!

460
00:31:40,638 --> 00:31:42,717
- Help me out.
- Throw me the lamp.

461
00:31:42,718 --> 00:31:45,197
I can't hold on. Give me your hand.

462
00:31:45,198 --> 00:31:47,478
First give me the lamp.

463
00:31:52,838 --> 00:31:54,677
Yes!

464
00:31:54,678 --> 00:31:56,957
At last!

465
00:32:00,398 --> 00:32:01,517
What are you doing?

466
00:32:01,518 --> 00:32:04,077
Giving you your reward.

467
00:32:04,078 --> 00:32:08,398
Your eternal reward.

468
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,277
It's mine.

469
00:32:35,278 --> 00:32:37,525
It's all mine.

470
00:32:37,718 --> 00:32:40,237
I... Where is it?

471
00:32:40,238 --> 00:32:41,797
No.

472
00:32:41,798 --> 00:32:44,678
No!

473
00:32:49,238 --> 00:32:50,798
Jasmine?

474
00:32:52,998 --> 00:32:54,798
Oh, dearest.

475
00:32:55,158 --> 00:32:56,597
What's wrong?

476
00:32:57,958 --> 00:33:00,517
Jafar has

477
00:33:00,518 --> 00:33:03,037
done something terrible.

478
00:33:03,038 --> 00:33:05,717
There, there, my dear.

479
00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:07,837
We'll set it right.

480
00:33:07,838 --> 00:33:10,838
Now, tell me everything.

481
00:33:13,038 --> 00:33:14,641
Oh.

482
00:33:14,718 --> 00:33:17,197
Aladdin. Wake up.

483
00:33:17,198 --> 00:33:18,921
Aladdin.

484
00:33:19,238 --> 00:33:22,162
Oh! My head.

485
00:33:24,718 --> 00:33:26,077
We're trapped.

486
00:33:26,078 --> 00:33:29,197
That two-faced son of a jackal!

487
00:33:30,358 --> 00:33:34,597
Whoever he was, he's long
gone with that lamp.

488
00:33:34,598 --> 00:33:35,957
Aha!

489
00:33:35,958 --> 00:33:39,645
Why, you hairy little thief.

490
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:43,117
Looks like such a beat-up,
worthless piece of junk.

491
00:33:43,118 --> 00:33:45,477
Hey, I think there's
something written here,

492
00:33:45,478 --> 00:33:48,685
but it's hard to make out.

493
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:02,557
Aah!

494
00:34:02,558 --> 00:34:04,117
Oy!

495
00:34:04,198 --> 00:34:09,277
10,000 years will give you
such a crick in the neck.

496
00:34:09,278 --> 00:34:10,957
Hang on a second.

497
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:13,357
Whoa! Whoa!

498
00:34:13,358 --> 00:34:15,757
Does it feel good
to be outta there.

499
00:34:15,758 --> 00:34:17,877
I'm telling you, nice to be
back, ladies and gentlemen.

500
00:34:17,877 --> 00:34:19,797
Hi. Where you from?
What's your name?

501
00:34:19,797 --> 00:34:21,397
Uh... Uh, Aladdin.

502
00:34:21,398 --> 00:34:24,197
Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin.
Nice to have you on the show.

503
00:34:24,198 --> 00:34:26,357
Can we call you Al?
Or maybe just Din?

504
00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:30,843
How about Laddie? Sounds like,
"Here, boy. C'mon, laddie."

505
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:33,597
I must have hit my head
harder than I thought.

506
00:34:33,598 --> 00:34:36,397
Do you smoke? Mind if I do?

507
00:34:36,398 --> 00:34:38,997
Oh, sorry, Cheeta. Hope
I didn't singe the fur.

508
00:34:38,997 --> 00:34:41,557
Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen
you in a few millennia.

509
00:34:41,558 --> 00:34:45,037
Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.

510
00:34:45,037 --> 00:34:48,717
Say, you're a lot smaller
than my last master.

511
00:34:48,718 --> 00:34:50,037
Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.

512
00:34:50,038 --> 00:34:52,157
Look at me from the side.
Do I look different to you?

513
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:55,037
Wait a minute. I'm your master?

514
00:34:55,038 --> 00:34:58,077
That's right. He can be taught.
What would you wish of me?

515
00:34:58,078 --> 00:35:00,237
The ever impressive,

516
00:35:00,238 --> 00:35:03,397
the long contained,

517
00:35:03,398 --> 00:35:04,437
the often imitated,

518
00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:06,477
but never duplicated...

519
00:35:06,478 --> 00:35:08,557
Duplicated, duplicated...

520
00:35:08,558 --> 00:35:12,277
Genie of the Lamp!

521
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,037
Right here direct from the lamp,

522
00:35:14,038 --> 00:35:16,597
right here for your very
much wish fulfillment.

523
00:35:16,598 --> 00:35:17,957
Thank you.

524
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:21,077
- Whoa. Wish fulfillment?
- Three wishes, to be exact.

525
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,917
And ixnay on the wishing
for more wishes.

526
00:35:23,918 --> 00:35:26,557
That's it. Three. <i>Uno, dos, tres.</i>

527
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,877
No substitutions,
exchanges or refunds.

528
00:35:28,878 --> 00:35:30,357
Now I know I'm dreaming.

529
00:35:30,358 --> 00:35:33,917
Master, I don't think you quite
realise what you've got here.

530
00:35:33,918 --> 00:35:39,405
So why don't you just ruminate whilst
I illuminate the possibilities.

531
00:35:40,118 --> 00:35:42,797
<i>Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves</i>

532
00:35:42,798 --> 00:35:44,917
<i>Scheherazade had a thousand tales</i>

533
00:35:44,918 --> 00:35:47,277
<i>But, master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleeves</i>

534
00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:49,517
<i>You got a brand of
magic never fails</i>

535
00:35:49,518 --> 00:35:51,997
<i>You got some power
In your corner now</i>

536
00:35:51,998 --> 00:35:54,237
<i>Some heavy ammunition in your camp</i>

537
00:35:54,238 --> 00:35:56,637
<i>You got some punch, pizzazz
Yahoo and how</i>

538
00:35:56,638 --> 00:35:59,717
<i>See, all you gotta do
Is rub that lamp and I'll say</i>

539
00:35:59,718 --> 00:36:03,717
<i>"Mr Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?"</i>

540
00:36:03,718 --> 00:36:06,077
<i>Let me take your order
Jot it down</i>

541
00:36:06,078 --> 00:36:08,402
<i>You ain't never had
a friend like me</i>

542
00:36:09,158 --> 00:36:13,117
<i>Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'</i>

543
00:36:13,118 --> 00:36:15,477
<i>Come on, whisper
what it is you want</i>

544
00:36:15,478 --> 00:36:17,517
<i>You ain't never had
a friend like me</i>

545
00:36:17,518 --> 00:36:20,157
<i>Yes, sir
We pride ourselves on service</i>

546
00:36:20,158 --> 00:36:22,676
<i>You're the boss, the king, the shah</i>

547
00:36:22,677 --> 00:36:25,037
<i>Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish</i>

548
00:36:25,038 --> 00:36:28,036
<i>How 'bout a little more baklava?</i>

549
00:36:28,037 --> 00:36:32,197
<i>Have some of column A
Try all of column B</i>

550
00:36:32,198 --> 00:36:34,476
<i>I'm in the mood to help you, dude</i>

551
00:36:34,477 --> 00:36:37,205
<i>You ain't never had
a friend like me</i>

552
00:36:38,317 --> 00:36:40,597
<i>Oh, my</i>

553
00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:42,917
<i>No, no</i>

554
00:36:42,918 --> 00:36:44,237
<i>My, my</i>

555
00:36:45,558 --> 00:36:47,957
<i>Can your friends do this?</i>

556
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,317
<i>Can your friends do that?</i>

557
00:36:50,318 --> 00:36:52,677
<i>Can your friends pull this</i>

558
00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:55,117
<i>Out their little hat?</i>

559
00:36:55,118 --> 00:36:57,357
<i>Can your friends go poof</i>

560
00:36:57,358 --> 00:36:59,797
<i>Hey, looky here
Ha-ha!</i>

561
00:36:59,798 --> 00:37:02,917
<i>Can your friends go
"Abracadabra, let her rip"</i>

562
00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:05,117
<i>And then make the sucker disappear?</i>

563
00:37:05,118 --> 00:37:07,597
<i>So don't you sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed</i>

564
00:37:07,598 --> 00:37:09,637
<i>I'm here to answer
All your midnight prayers</i>

565
00:37:09,638 --> 00:37:12,317
<i>You got me bona fide certified</i>

566
00:37:12,318 --> 00:37:14,317
<i>You got a genie
For your charge d'affaires</i>

567
00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,557
<i>I got a powerful
urge to help you out</i>

568
00:37:16,558 --> 00:37:18,797
<i>So what's your wish?
I really wanna know</i>

569
00:37:18,798 --> 00:37:21,037
<i>You got a list
That's three miles long, no doubt</i>

570
00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,957
<i>All you gotta do is rub like so</i>

571
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:27,997
<i>Mr Aladdin, sir
Have a wish or two or three</i>

572
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:30,436
<i>I'm on the job, you big nabob</i>

573
00:37:30,437 --> 00:37:34,956
<i>You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend</i>

574
00:37:34,957 --> 00:37:39,076
<i>You ain't never had a friend</i>

575
00:37:39,077 --> 00:37:42,397
<i>Like me</i>

576
00:37:42,398 --> 00:37:44,044
Ah-ha-ha!

577
00:37:44,518 --> 00:37:46,797
Wah-ha-ha!

578
00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:49,517
<i>You ain't never had
a friend like me</i>

579
00:37:51,518 --> 00:37:54,557
Huh?

580
00:37:54,558 --> 00:37:57,002
So, what'll it be, master?

581
00:37:57,197 --> 00:38:00,756
You're gonna grant me any
three wishes I want, right?

582
00:38:00,757 --> 00:38:01,997
Ah, almost.

583
00:38:01,997 --> 00:38:05,037
There are a few provisos,
a couple of quid pro quos.

584
00:38:05,038 --> 00:38:06,317
Like?

585
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:09,317
Ah, rule number one,
I can't kill anybody.

586
00:38:09,318 --> 00:38:10,677
So don't ask.

587
00:38:10,678 --> 00:38:11,957
Rule number two.

588
00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:15,919
I can't make anybody fall
in love with anybody else.

589
00:38:15,998 --> 00:38:17,997
You little <i>ponem</i> there.

590
00:38:17,998 --> 00:38:22,477
Rule number three. I can't bring
people back from the dead.

591
00:38:22,478 --> 00:38:25,685
It's not a pretty picture.
I don't like doing it.

592
00:38:25,798 --> 00:38:27,916
Other than that, you got it.

593
00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:29,761
- Hmm.
- Oh!

594
00:38:31,438 --> 00:38:34,476
Provisos? You mean limitations?

595
00:38:34,477 --> 00:38:37,925
On wishes? Some all-powerful genie.

596
00:38:37,998 --> 00:38:40,277
Can't even bring people
back from the dead.

597
00:38:40,278 --> 00:38:43,637
I don't know, Abu. He probably
can't even get us out of this cave.

598
00:38:43,638 --> 00:38:46,156
Looks like we're gonna have
to find a way out of here.

599
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,957
Excuse me?

600
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,717
Are you lookin' at me?
Did you rub my lamp?

601
00:38:50,718 --> 00:38:53,676
Did you wake me up?
Did you bring me here?

602
00:38:53,677 --> 00:38:55,677
And all of sudden you're
walking out on me?

603
00:38:55,678 --> 00:38:58,476
I don't think so, not right now.

604
00:38:58,477 --> 00:39:00,877
You're gettin' your
wishes, so sit down!

605
00:39:00,878 --> 00:39:03,117
In case of emergency,

606
00:39:03,118 --> 00:39:05,597
the exits are here, here,
here, here, anywhere.

607
00:39:05,598 --> 00:39:07,917
Keep your hands and
arms inside the carpet.

608
00:39:07,918 --> 00:39:10,198
We're...

609
00:39:10,798 --> 00:39:13,601
Outta here!

610
00:39:14,557 --> 00:39:17,197
Jafar, this is an outrage.

611
00:39:17,198 --> 00:39:19,957
If it weren't for all your
years of loyal service...

612
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:24,237
From now on, you are to discuss
sentencing of prisoners with me,

613
00:39:24,238 --> 00:39:26,717
before they are beheaded.

614
00:39:26,718 --> 00:39:29,636
I assure you, Your Highness,
it won't happen again.

615
00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:31,077
Jasmine...

616
00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:35,717
Jafar. Let's put this whole
messy business behind us.

617
00:39:35,718 --> 00:39:36,876
Please.

618
00:39:36,877 --> 00:39:41,317
My most abject and humblest
apologies to you as well, Princess.

619
00:39:41,318 --> 00:39:44,357
At least some good will come
of my being forced to marry.

620
00:39:44,358 --> 00:39:48,317
When I am queen, I will have
the power to get rid of you.

621
00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:52,197
There, now. That's nice.
All settled, then.

622
00:39:52,198 --> 00:39:56,638
Now, Jasmine, getting back to
this suitor business... Jasmine?

623
00:39:56,757 --> 00:39:58,557
Jasmine!

624
00:39:59,957 --> 00:40:03,197
If only I had gotten that lamp.

625
00:40:03,198 --> 00:40:06,356
"I will have the power
to get rid of you."

626
00:40:06,357 --> 00:40:09,757
To think we gotta keep kissing up

627
00:40:09,758 --> 00:40:13,356
to that chump and
his chump daughter

628
00:40:13,357 --> 00:40:15,836
- for the rest of our lives...
- No, Iago.

629
00:40:15,837 --> 00:40:19,757
Only until she finds
a chump husband.

630
00:40:19,758 --> 00:40:21,798
Then she'll have us banished.

631
00:40:22,198 --> 00:40:23,997
Or beheaded.

632
00:40:23,998 --> 00:40:25,918
Eww!

633
00:40:26,878 --> 00:40:28,797
Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar.

634
00:40:28,798 --> 00:40:31,596
What if you were the chump husband?

635
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:32,836
What?

636
00:40:32,837 --> 00:40:36,077
Okay, you marry the
princess, all right?

637
00:40:36,078 --> 00:40:39,477
And, uh, then you
become the sultan.

638
00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:40,961
Oh.

639
00:40:41,278 --> 00:40:43,757
Marry the shrew.

640
00:40:43,758 --> 00:40:45,557
I become the sultan.

641
00:40:45,558 --> 00:40:49,357
- The idea has merit.
- Yes, merit. Yes.

642
00:40:49,358 --> 00:40:55,756
And then we drop papa-in-law and
the little woman off a cliff.

643
00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:57,676
Yaaah!

644
00:40:57,677 --> 00:40:59,517
Kersplat!

645
00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:04,516
I love the way your
foul little mind works.

646
00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:16,716
Thank you for choosing Magic
Carpet for all your travel needs.

647
00:41:16,717 --> 00:41:20,237
Don't stand until the rug
has come to a complete stop.

648
00:41:20,238 --> 00:41:23,316
Thank you. Goodbye now.
Good-bye. Thank you.

649
00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:27,596
Well, how about that,
Mr Doubting Mustafa?

650
00:41:27,597 --> 00:41:32,236
Oh, you sure showed me.
Now, about my three wishes.

651
00:41:32,237 --> 00:41:34,276
Dost mine ears deceive me?

652
00:41:34,277 --> 00:41:37,316
Three? You are down by one, boy.

653
00:41:37,317 --> 00:41:41,036
Ah, no. I never actually
wished to get out of the cave.

654
00:41:41,037 --> 00:41:43,197
You did that on your own.

655
00:41:44,798 --> 00:41:46,957
Well, I feel sheepish.

656
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:50,117
All right, you bad boy,
but no more freebies.

657
00:41:50,118 --> 00:41:53,196
Fair deal. So, three wishes.

658
00:41:53,197 --> 00:41:55,317
I want them to be good.

659
00:41:55,318 --> 00:41:57,036
What would you wish for?

660
00:41:57,037 --> 00:41:58,837
Me?

661
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:01,196
No one's ever asked me that before.

662
00:42:01,197 --> 00:42:04,436
Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.

663
00:42:04,437 --> 00:42:05,996
- What?
- No, I can't. I...

664
00:42:05,997 --> 00:42:08,397
Come on. Tell me.

665
00:42:08,398 --> 00:42:10,236
Freedom.

666
00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:11,316
You're a prisoner?

667
00:42:11,317 --> 00:42:13,676
It's all part and parcel
of the whole genie gig.

668
00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:17,277
Phenomenal cosmic powers...

669
00:42:17,278 --> 00:42:18,716
Itty bitty living space.

670
00:42:18,717 --> 00:42:20,877
Genie, that's terrible.

671
00:42:20,878 --> 00:42:23,916
But, oh, to be free...

672
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,797
Not have to go, "Poof.
What do you need?

673
00:42:25,798 --> 00:42:28,237
"Poof. What do you need?
Poof. What do you need?"

674
00:42:28,238 --> 00:42:30,157
To be my own master.

675
00:42:30,158 --> 00:42:32,996
Such a thing would be
greater than all the magic

676
00:42:32,997 --> 00:42:36,237
and all the treasures
in all the world.

677
00:42:36,238 --> 00:42:37,557
But what am I talking about?

678
00:42:37,557 --> 00:42:39,917
Let's get real here.
It's not gonna happen.

679
00:42:39,918 --> 00:42:42,316
Genie, wake up and
smell the hummus.

680
00:42:42,317 --> 00:42:43,556
Why not?

681
00:42:43,557 --> 00:42:47,437
The only way I get outta this
is if my master wishes me out.

682
00:42:47,437 --> 00:42:49,876
So you can guess how
often that's happened.

683
00:42:49,877 --> 00:42:51,476
I'll do it. I'll set you free.

684
00:42:51,477 --> 00:42:55,636
- Uh-huh, yeah, right.
- No, really, I promise.

685
00:42:55,637 --> 00:42:57,236
After I make my first two wishes,

686
00:42:57,237 --> 00:42:59,920
I'll use my third
wish to set you free.

687
00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:02,717
Well, here's hopin'. All right.

688
00:43:02,718 --> 00:43:04,836
Let's make some magic.

689
00:43:04,837 --> 00:43:07,925
So how 'bout it? What
is it you want most?

690
00:43:08,158 --> 00:43:11,516
Well, there's this girl.

691
00:43:11,517 --> 00:43:12,596
Wrong.

692
00:43:12,597 --> 00:43:15,317
I can't make anybody
fall in love, remember?

693
00:43:15,318 --> 00:43:19,596
Oh, but, Genie, she's
smart and fun and...

694
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,556
- Pretty?
- Beautiful.

695
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:24,716
She's got these eyes that
just... And this hair. Wow.

696
00:43:24,717 --> 00:43:27,237
And her smile...

697
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:28,841
<i>Ami.</i>

698
00:43:28,878 --> 00:43:30,636
<i>C'est l'amour.</i>

699
00:43:30,637 --> 00:43:32,676
But she's the princess.

700
00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:35,037
To even have a chance,
I'd have to be...

701
00:43:35,038 --> 00:43:37,876
Hey, can you make me a prince?

702
00:43:37,877 --> 00:43:39,236
Let's see here.

703
00:43:39,237 --> 00:43:41,956
Chicken à la king? Nope.

704
00:43:41,957 --> 00:43:45,077
Alaskan king crab. Ow.
I hate it when they do that.

705
00:43:45,078 --> 00:43:47,517
Caesar salad. Ah! <i>Et tu, Brute?</i> No.

706
00:43:47,518 --> 00:43:50,758
Aha. "To make a prince."

707
00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:53,116
Is that an official wish?
Say the magic words.

708
00:43:53,117 --> 00:43:55,917
Genie, I wish for you
to make me a prince.

709
00:43:55,918 --> 00:43:57,356
All right!

710
00:43:57,357 --> 00:43:58,637
Yo, yo! Woof! Woof!

711
00:43:58,638 --> 00:44:02,596
First, that fez-and-vest combo
is much too third century.

712
00:44:02,597 --> 00:44:04,557
These patches. What are
we trying to say, beggar?

713
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:07,165
No. Let's work with me here.

714
00:44:07,197 --> 00:44:09,996
Ooh. I like it. <i>Muy macho.</i>

715
00:44:09,997 --> 00:44:13,037
Now, it still needs something.
What does it say to me?

716
00:44:13,038 --> 00:44:15,756
It says mode of transportation.

717
00:44:15,757 --> 00:44:18,596
Excuse me, monkey boy.
<i>Aquí.</i> Over here.

718
00:44:18,597 --> 00:44:20,796
- Uh-oh.
- Here he comes.

719
00:44:20,797 --> 00:44:23,636
What better way to make your
entrance on the streets of Agrabah

720
00:44:23,637 --> 00:44:27,157
than riding your very
own, brand-new camel?

721
00:44:27,158 --> 00:44:28,436
Watch out. They spit.

722
00:44:28,437 --> 00:44:30,881
Mmm. Not enough.

723
00:44:31,597 --> 00:44:35,437
Still not enough. Let's see.
What do you need?

724
00:44:36,277 --> 00:44:37,477
Yes!

725
00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:40,402
Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.

726
00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:41,997
Whoa!

727
00:44:41,998 --> 00:44:44,998
Talk about your trunk space.
Check this action out.

728
00:44:52,037 --> 00:44:53,716
Abu, you look good.

729
00:44:53,717 --> 00:44:55,916
He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.

730
00:44:55,917 --> 00:44:57,917
But we're not through yet.

731
00:44:57,918 --> 00:45:02,762
Hang on to your turban, kid.
We're gonna make you a star.

732
00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:13,677
Sire, I've found a solution to
the problem with your daughter.

733
00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:16,716
Awk. The problem
with your daughter.

734
00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,436
Oh, really?

735
00:45:18,437 --> 00:45:20,205
Right here.

736
00:45:20,277 --> 00:45:24,077
"If the princess has not chosen a
husband by the appointed time,

737
00:45:24,077 --> 00:45:26,996
"then the sultan shall
choose for her."

738
00:45:26,997 --> 00:45:30,196
But Jasmine hated
all those suitors.

739
00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:32,197
How could I choose
someone she hates?

740
00:45:32,198 --> 00:45:34,958
Not to worry, my liege.
There is more.

741
00:45:35,797 --> 00:45:38,757
"If in the event a suitable
prince cannot be found..."

742
00:45:38,758 --> 00:45:39,796
Jerk.

743
00:45:39,797 --> 00:45:43,605
"A princess must then be wed to..."

744
00:45:44,237 --> 00:45:46,717
Hmm. Interesting.

745
00:45:46,718 --> 00:45:48,396
What? Who?

746
00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:49,956
The royal vizier.

747
00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:53,645
Why, that would be me.

748
00:45:54,717 --> 00:45:58,436
But I thought the law says that
only a prince can marry a princess.

749
00:45:58,437 --> 00:45:59,757
I'm quite sure that...

750
00:45:59,758 --> 00:46:03,718
Desperate times call for
desperate measures, my lord.

751
00:46:04,197 --> 00:46:07,121
Yes. Desperate measures.

752
00:46:07,237 --> 00:46:11,116
You will order the
princess to marry me.

753
00:46:11,117 --> 00:46:16,126
I will order the princess to...

754
00:46:16,277 --> 00:46:18,636
But you're so old.

755
00:46:18,637 --> 00:46:22,117
The princess will marry me.

756
00:46:22,118 --> 00:46:23,596
The princess will marry...

757
00:46:23,597 --> 00:46:26,276
What? What is that?

758
00:46:26,277 --> 00:46:28,000
That music.

759
00:46:31,677 --> 00:46:34,645
Jafar, you must come and see this.

760
00:46:36,918 --> 00:46:41,205
<i>Make way for Prince Ali</i>

761
00:46:41,877 --> 00:46:47,477
<i>Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"</i>

762
00:46:47,478 --> 00:46:49,556
<i>Hey, clear the way
in the old bazaar</i>

763
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:52,116
<i>Hey you, let us through
It's a bright new star</i>

764
00:46:52,117 --> 00:46:56,045
<i>Oh come, be the first on your block
To meet his eye</i>

765
00:46:57,078 --> 00:46:59,636
<i>Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drums</i>

766
00:46:59,637 --> 00:47:01,597
<i>You're gonna love this guy</i>

767
00:47:01,597 --> 00:47:06,397
<i>Prince Ali, fabulous he
Ali Ababwa</i>

768
00:47:06,397 --> 00:47:10,805
<i>Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee</i>

769
00:47:11,117 --> 00:47:13,636
<i>Now, try your best to stay calm</i>

770
00:47:13,637 --> 00:47:15,716
<i>Brush up your Sunday salaam</i>

771
00:47:15,717 --> 00:47:20,036
<i>Then come and meet
His spectacular coterie</i>

772
00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:24,596
<i>Prince Ali, mighty is he
Ali Ababwa</i>

773
00:47:24,597 --> 00:47:28,841
<i>Strong as 10 regular men definitely</i>

774
00:47:29,357 --> 00:47:31,596
<i>He faced the galloping hordes</i>

775
00:47:31,597 --> 00:47:33,837
<i>A hundred bad guys with swords</i>

776
00:47:33,838 --> 00:47:37,996
<i>Who sent those goons to
their lords? Why, Prince Ali</i>

777
00:47:37,997 --> 00:47:41,196
<i>He's got 75 golden camels</i>

778
00:47:41,197 --> 00:47:42,676
Don't they look lovely, June?

779
00:47:42,677 --> 00:47:45,436
<i>Purple peacocks, he's got 53</i>

780
00:47:45,437 --> 00:47:47,036
Fabulous, Harry.
I love the feathers.

781
00:47:47,037 --> 00:47:51,476
<i>When it comes to
exotic-type mammals</i>

782
00:47:51,477 --> 00:47:53,356
<i>Has he got a zoo
I'm telling you</i>

783
00:47:53,357 --> 00:47:55,596
<i>It's a world-class menagerie</i>

784
00:47:55,597 --> 00:47:59,916
<i>Prince Ali, handsome is he
Ali Ababwa</i>

785
00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:04,516
<i>That physique, how can I speak
Weak at the knee</i>

786
00:48:04,517 --> 00:48:06,676
<i>Well, get on out in that square</i>

787
00:48:06,677 --> 00:48:08,836
<i>Adjust your veil and prepare</i>

788
00:48:08,837 --> 00:48:12,836
<i>To gawk and grovel and stare
At Prince Ali</i>

789
00:48:12,837 --> 00:48:16,836
<i>- He's got 95 white Persian monkeys
- He's got the monkeys</i>

790
00:48:16,837 --> 00:48:20,396
<i>- Let's see the monkeys
- And to view them he charges no fee</i>

791
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,916
<i>He's generous
So generous</i>

792
00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:25,277
<i>He's got slaves
He's got servants and flunkies</i>

793
00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:27,877
<i>Proud to work for him
They bow to his whim, love serving him</i>

794
00:48:27,878 --> 00:48:31,756
<i>They're just lousy
with loyalty to Ali</i>

795
00:48:31,757 --> 00:48:34,476
<i>Prince Ali</i>

796
00:48:34,477 --> 00:48:40,876
<i>Prince Ali, Amorous he
Ali Ababwa</i>

797
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:45,116
<i>Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to see</i>

798
00:48:45,117 --> 00:48:47,116
<i>And that, good people, is why</i>

799
00:48:47,117 --> 00:48:49,196
<i>He got dolled up and dropped by</i>

800
00:48:49,197 --> 00:48:51,116
<i>With 60 elephants, llamas galore</i>

801
00:48:51,117 --> 00:48:53,316
<i>With bears and lions
A brass band and more</i>

802
00:48:53,317 --> 00:48:54,996
<i>With his 40 fakirs
His cooks, his bakers</i>

803
00:48:54,997 --> 00:48:56,716
<i>His birds that warble on key</i>

804
00:48:56,717 --> 00:48:58,796
<i>Make way</i>

805
00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:05,246
<i>For Prince Ali</i>

806
00:49:05,957 --> 00:49:09,636
Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.

807
00:49:10,797 --> 00:49:12,756
Your Majesty,

808
00:49:12,757 --> 00:49:15,316
I have journeyed from afar to
seek your daughter's hand.

809
00:49:15,317 --> 00:49:17,076
Prince Ali Ababwa.

810
00:49:17,077 --> 00:49:20,116
Of course. I'm
delighted to meet you.

811
00:49:20,117 --> 00:49:24,236
This is my royal vizier,
Jafar. He's delighted, too.

812
00:49:24,237 --> 00:49:25,916
Ecstatic.

813
00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:28,836
- I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...
- Ababwa.

814
00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:30,036
Whatever.

815
00:49:30,037 --> 00:49:33,076
You cannot just parade in here
uninvited and expect to...

816
00:49:33,077 --> 00:49:36,476
By Allah, this is quite
a remarkable device.

817
00:49:36,477 --> 00:49:38,003
Ooh.

818
00:49:38,037 --> 00:49:41,556
I don't suppose I might...

819
00:49:41,557 --> 00:49:44,644
Why, certainly,
Your Majesty. Allow me.

820
00:49:45,637 --> 00:49:48,396
Sire, I must advise against this.

821
00:49:48,397 --> 00:49:51,276
Oh, button up, Jafar.
Learn to have a little fun.

822
00:49:51,277 --> 00:49:53,316
Ow, ow, ow.

823
00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:55,436
Ahh! Whoa!

824
00:49:55,437 --> 00:49:57,564
Look out, here I come.

825
00:49:59,877 --> 00:50:03,956
Just where did you
say you were from?

826
00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:08,636
Oh, much farther than
you've travelled, I'm sure.

827
00:50:08,637 --> 00:50:11,277
- Try me.
- Look out, Polly.

828
00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:14,476
Hey, watch it.

829
00:50:14,477 --> 00:50:16,756
Watch it with the dumb rug.

830
00:50:16,757 --> 00:50:18,720
Aah!

831
00:50:18,757 --> 00:50:20,360
Whew!

832
00:50:26,237 --> 00:50:28,116
Out of the way. I'm
coming in to land.

833
00:50:28,117 --> 00:50:29,956
Jafar, watch this.

834
00:50:29,957 --> 00:50:32,804
- Spectacular, Your Highness.
- That was lovely.

835
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:36,956
Yes, I do seem to
have a knack for it.

836
00:50:36,957 --> 00:50:39,316
This is a very impressive youth.

837
00:50:39,317 --> 00:50:41,556
And a prince besides.

838
00:50:41,557 --> 00:50:45,076
If we're lucky, you won't have
to marry Jasmine after all.

839
00:50:45,077 --> 00:50:47,756
- I don't trust him, Sire.
- Nonsense.

840
00:50:47,757 --> 00:50:52,236
One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,
I'm an excellent judge of character.

841
00:50:52,237 --> 00:50:55,281
Oh, excellent judge.
Yeah, sure. Not!

842
00:50:56,237 --> 00:50:58,356
Jasmine will like this one.

843
00:50:58,357 --> 00:51:00,516
And I'm pretty sure I'll
like Princess Jasmine.

844
00:51:00,517 --> 00:51:04,636
Your Highness, no. I must
intercede on Jasmine's behalf.

845
00:51:04,637 --> 00:51:06,796
This boy is no different
from the others.

846
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:09,476
What makes him think he is
worthy of the princess?

847
00:51:09,477 --> 00:51:12,676
Your Majesty, I am
Prince Ali Ababwa.

848
00:51:12,677 --> 00:51:15,596
Just let her meet me.
I will win your daughter.

849
00:51:15,597 --> 00:51:17,276
How dare you.

850
00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:20,956
All of you. Standing
around deciding my future?

851
00:51:20,957 --> 00:51:24,077
I am not a prize to be won.

852
00:51:24,116 --> 00:51:26,363
Oh, dear.

853
00:51:26,877 --> 00:51:31,316
Don't worry, Prince Ali. Just
give Jasmine time to cool down.

854
00:51:31,317 --> 00:51:36,522
I think it's time to say
good-bye to Prince Abubu.

855
00:51:39,756 --> 00:51:41,636
What am I gonna do?

856
00:51:41,637 --> 00:51:43,996
Jasmine won't even
let me talk to her.

857
00:51:43,997 --> 00:51:47,925
I should've known I couldn't pull
off this stupid prince wish.

858
00:51:50,717 --> 00:51:52,877
So move.

859
00:51:53,837 --> 00:51:55,277
Hey.

860
00:51:56,317 --> 00:51:57,836
That's a good move.

861
00:51:57,837 --> 00:52:00,565
I can't believe it.
I'm losing to a rug.

862
00:52:01,037 --> 00:52:02,196
Genie, I need help.

863
00:52:02,197 --> 00:52:04,876
All right, Sparky, here's the deal.

864
00:52:04,877 --> 00:52:08,156
If you wanna court the little lady,
you gotta be a straight shooter.

865
00:52:08,157 --> 00:52:10,556
- Do you got it?
- What?

866
00:52:12,957 --> 00:52:14,196
No way.

867
00:52:14,197 --> 00:52:18,476
If Jasmine found out I was
really some crummy street rat,

868
00:52:18,477 --> 00:52:19,676
she'd laugh at me.

869
00:52:19,677 --> 00:52:22,524
A woman appreciates a man
who can make her laugh.

870
00:52:23,317 --> 00:52:27,556
Al, all joking aside, you
really ought to be yourself.

871
00:52:27,557 --> 00:52:29,756
Hey, that's the last
thing I wanna be.

872
00:52:29,757 --> 00:52:31,595
Okay, I'm gonna go see her.

873
00:52:31,596 --> 00:52:36,081
I just... I gotta be
smooth, cool, confident.

874
00:52:37,037 --> 00:52:39,121
How do I look?

875
00:52:39,717 --> 00:52:42,641
Like a prince.

876
00:52:54,317 --> 00:52:56,805
Princess Jasmine?

877
00:52:57,516 --> 00:53:00,356
- Who's there?
- It's me, Prince Ali.

878
00:53:00,357 --> 00:53:03,836
Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.

879
00:53:03,836 --> 00:53:05,436
I do not want to see you.

880
00:53:05,437 --> 00:53:07,716
No, no, please, Princess.
Give me a chance.

881
00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:10,837
- Just leave me alone.
- Down, kitty.

882
00:53:10,877 --> 00:53:13,365
So, how's our little beau doing?

883
00:53:14,237 --> 00:53:16,636
Good kitty, take off.

884
00:53:16,637 --> 00:53:17,796
Down, kitty.

885
00:53:17,797 --> 00:53:19,196
Wait. Wait.

886
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,356
Do I know you?

887
00:53:21,357 --> 00:53:24,085
Uh, no. No.

888
00:53:24,197 --> 00:53:28,196
You remind me of someone
I met in the marketplace.

889
00:53:28,197 --> 00:53:30,556
The marketplace?

890
00:53:30,557 --> 00:53:33,285
I have servants who go to
the marketplace for me.

891
00:53:33,837 --> 00:53:37,356
Why, I even have servants who go
to the marketplace for my servants,

892
00:53:37,357 --> 00:53:39,364
so it couldn't have
been me you met.

893
00:53:39,797 --> 00:53:43,315
No. I guess not.

894
00:53:43,316 --> 00:53:45,996
Enough about you,
Casanova. Talk about her.

895
00:53:45,997 --> 00:53:48,675
She's smart, fun,
the hair, the eyes.

896
00:53:48,676 --> 00:53:50,196
Anything. Pick a feature.

897
00:53:50,196 --> 00:53:53,076
Ahem. Uh, Princess
Jasmine? You're very...

898
00:53:53,076 --> 00:53:54,796
Wonderful, magnificent, glorious,

899
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:56,116
- punctual.
- Punctual.

900
00:53:56,117 --> 00:53:57,356
- Punctual?
- Sorry.

901
00:53:57,357 --> 00:53:59,756
- Uh, beautiful.
- Nice recovery.

902
00:53:59,757 --> 00:54:00,836
Hmm.

903
00:54:00,837 --> 00:54:02,844
I'm rich, too, you know.

904
00:54:03,117 --> 00:54:06,076
- Yeah.
- The daughter of a sultan.

905
00:54:06,077 --> 00:54:07,996
I know.

906
00:54:07,997 --> 00:54:11,281
A fine prize for any
prince to marry.

907
00:54:11,797 --> 00:54:14,076
Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.

908
00:54:14,077 --> 00:54:15,676
Warning! Warning!

909
00:54:15,677 --> 00:54:18,165
Right. A prince like you.

910
00:54:18,357 --> 00:54:21,916
And every other stuffed shirt,
swaggering peacock I've met.

911
00:54:21,917 --> 00:54:24,044
Mayday! Mayday!

912
00:54:24,876 --> 00:54:27,436
Just go jump off a balcony!

913
00:54:27,437 --> 00:54:29,596
- What?
- Stop her. Stop her!

914
00:54:29,597 --> 00:54:31,396
- Want me to sting her?
- Buzz off.

915
00:54:31,397 --> 00:54:35,116
Okay, fine. But remember,
"bee" yourself.

916
00:54:35,117 --> 00:54:37,036
- Yeah, right.
- What?

917
00:54:37,037 --> 00:54:39,917
Uh... Uh, you're right.

918
00:54:40,597 --> 00:54:44,317
You aren't just some
prize to be won.

919
00:54:44,477 --> 00:54:46,965
You should be free to
make your own choice.

920
00:54:47,197 --> 00:54:48,436
I'll go now.

921
00:54:48,437 --> 00:54:50,795
- No!
- What? What?

922
00:54:50,796 --> 00:54:52,236
How...

923
00:54:52,237 --> 00:54:53,916
How are you doing that?

924
00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:57,201
- It's a magic carpet.
- It's lovely.

925
00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,200
You, uh...

926
00:54:59,716 --> 00:55:02,436
You don't want to go
for a ride, do you?

927
00:55:02,437 --> 00:55:05,316
We could get out of the
palace, see the world.

928
00:55:05,317 --> 00:55:08,001
- Is it safe?
- Sure. Do you trust me?

929
00:55:09,277 --> 00:55:11,917
- What?
- Do you trust me?

930
00:55:13,836 --> 00:55:15,604
Yes.

931
00:55:30,197 --> 00:55:33,884
<i>I can show you the world</i>

932
00:55:34,077 --> 00:55:37,756
<i>Shining, shimmering, splendid</i>

933
00:55:37,757 --> 00:55:39,436
<i>Tell me, Princess</i>

934
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:45,196
<i>Now, when did you last
Let your heart decide</i>

935
00:55:45,197 --> 00:55:49,036
<i>I can open your eyes</i>

936
00:55:49,037 --> 00:55:52,636
<i>Take you wonder by wonder</i>

937
00:55:52,637 --> 00:55:55,436
<i>Over, sideways and under</i>

938
00:55:55,437 --> 00:55:58,876
<i>On a magic carpet ride</i>

939
00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:02,716
<i>A whole new world</i>

940
00:56:02,717 --> 00:56:06,316
<i>A new fantastic point of view</i>

941
00:56:06,317 --> 00:56:10,956
<i>No one to tell us no
Or where to go</i>

942
00:56:10,957 --> 00:56:13,596
<i>Or say we're only dreaming</i>

943
00:56:13,597 --> 00:56:17,276
<i>A whole new world</i>

944
00:56:17,277 --> 00:56:21,195
<i>A dazzling place
I never knew</i>

945
00:56:21,196 --> 00:56:25,595
<i>But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear</i>

946
00:56:25,596 --> 00:56:29,675
<i>That now I'm in
A whole new world with you</i>

947
00:56:29,676 --> 00:56:33,235
<i>Now I'm in
A whole new world with you</i>

948
00:56:33,236 --> 00:56:36,996
<i>Unbelievable sights</i>

949
00:56:36,997 --> 00:56:40,476
<i>Indescribable feeling</i>

950
00:56:40,477 --> 00:56:43,436
<i>Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling</i>

951
00:56:43,436 --> 00:56:46,516
<i>Through an endless diamond sky</i>

952
00:56:46,517 --> 00:56:50,316
<i>- A whole new world
- Don't you dare close your eyes</i>

953
00:56:50,317 --> 00:56:53,996
<i>- A hundred thousand things to see
- Hold your breath, it gets better</i>

954
00:56:53,996 --> 00:56:58,156
<i>I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far</i>

955
00:56:58,157 --> 00:57:01,476
<i>I can't go back to
where I used to be</i>

956
00:57:01,477 --> 00:57:04,636
<i>- A whole new world
- Every turn a surprise</i>

957
00:57:04,637 --> 00:57:08,556
<i>- With new horizons to pursue
- Every moment red-letter</i>

958
00:57:08,557 --> 00:57:12,956
<i>I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare</i>

959
00:57:12,957 --> 00:57:19,436
<i>Let me share
This whole new world with you</i>

960
00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:23,076
<i>- A whole new world
- A whole new world</i>

961
00:57:23,076 --> 00:57:26,956
<i>- That's where we'll be
- That's where we'll be</i>

962
00:57:26,957 --> 00:57:31,076
<i>- A thrilling chase
- A wondrous place</i>

963
00:57:31,077 --> 00:57:35,125
<i>For you and me</i>

964
00:57:48,396 --> 00:57:51,800
- It's all so magical.
- Yeah.

965
00:57:53,677 --> 00:57:56,075
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

966
00:57:56,076 --> 00:57:58,236
Nah. He hates fireworks.

967
00:57:58,237 --> 00:58:00,075
He doesn't like flying, either.

968
00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:03,996
Uh, that is, um... Oh, no.

969
00:58:03,997 --> 00:58:06,156
You are the boy from
the market. I knew it.

970
00:58:06,157 --> 00:58:08,476
- Why did you lie to me?
- Jasmine, I'm sorry.

971
00:58:08,476 --> 00:58:10,195
- Did you think I was stupid?
- No.

972
00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:12,115
- That I wouldn't figure it out?
- No.

973
00:58:12,116 --> 00:58:16,156
I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.
No, that's not what I meant.

974
00:58:16,156 --> 00:58:18,155
Who are you? Tell me the truth.

975
00:58:18,156 --> 00:58:20,240
The truth?

976
00:58:21,837 --> 00:58:23,724
The truth. Um...

977
00:58:24,717 --> 00:58:26,435
The truth is...

978
00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:29,395
I sometimes dress
as a commoner, um,

979
00:58:29,396 --> 00:58:32,243
to escape the pressures
of palace life.

980
00:58:33,836 --> 00:58:36,160
But I really am a prince.

981
00:58:36,996 --> 00:58:39,275
Why didn't you just tell me?

982
00:58:39,276 --> 00:58:41,556
Well, you know,

983
00:58:41,557 --> 00:58:44,075
royalty going out into
the city in disguise,

984
00:58:44,076 --> 00:58:46,516
it sounds a little
strange, don't you think?

985
00:58:46,517 --> 00:58:48,163
Hmm.

986
00:58:48,356 --> 00:58:50,319
Not that strange.

987
00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:14,795
Good night, my handsome prince.

988
00:59:14,796 --> 00:59:16,639
Sleep well, Princess.

989
00:59:39,116 --> 00:59:41,243
Yes!

990
00:59:45,357 --> 00:59:48,995
For the first time in my life,
things are starting to go right.

991
00:59:53,317 --> 00:59:54,956
Abu. Abu.

992
00:59:54,957 --> 00:59:56,964
Hold him.

993
01:00:01,316 --> 01:00:04,556
I'm afraid you've worn out
your welcome, Prince Abubu.

994
01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:05,875
Why, you...

995
01:00:05,876 --> 01:00:08,724
Make sure he's never found.

996
01:00:50,156 --> 01:00:53,035
Never fails. You get in the bath
and there's a rub at the lamp.

997
01:00:53,036 --> 01:00:55,276
Hello? AI?

998
01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:58,680
Al! Kid, snap out of it.

999
01:00:58,877 --> 01:01:01,515
You can't cheat on this one.
I can't help unless you make a wish.

1000
01:01:01,516 --> 01:01:04,955
You have to say, "Genie, I want
you to save my life." Got it?

1001
01:01:04,956 --> 01:01:07,520
Come on, Aladdin!

1002
01:01:07,637 --> 01:01:10,675
I'll take that as a yes.

1003
01:01:10,676 --> 01:01:12,075
Up scope.

1004
01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:23,875
Don't you scare me like that.

1005
01:01:23,876 --> 01:01:27,035
Genie, I, uh...

1006
01:01:27,036 --> 01:01:28,999
I...

1007
01:01:29,997 --> 01:01:32,235
- Thanks, Genie.
- Oh, Al.

1008
01:01:32,236 --> 01:01:34,724
I'm gettin' kind of
fond of you, kid.

1009
01:01:34,797 --> 01:01:37,155
Not that I wanna pick out
curtains or anything.

1010
01:01:42,956 --> 01:01:44,755
Jasmine.

1011
01:01:44,756 --> 01:01:48,595
Oh, Father, I just had
the most wonderful time.

1012
01:01:48,596 --> 01:01:52,235
- I'm so happy.
- You should be, Jasmine.

1013
01:01:52,236 --> 01:01:55,236
I have chosen a husband for you.

1014
01:01:55,237 --> 01:01:58,035
- What?
- You will wed Jafar.

1015
01:01:59,396 --> 01:02:02,515
You're speechless, I see.
A fine quality in a wife.

1016
01:02:02,516 --> 01:02:04,720
I will never marry you.

1017
01:02:04,796 --> 01:02:08,396
- Father, I choose Prince Ali.
- Prince Ali left.

1018
01:02:08,397 --> 01:02:10,515
Better check your crystal
ball again, Jafar.

1019
01:02:10,516 --> 01:02:12,236
Prince Ali!

1020
01:02:12,237 --> 01:02:15,117
How in the... Uh. Awk!

1021
01:02:15,237 --> 01:02:18,556
Tell them the truth, Jafar.
You tried to have me killed.

1022
01:02:18,557 --> 01:02:21,595
What? Ridiculous
nonsense, Your Highness.

1023
01:02:21,596 --> 01:02:23,715
He is obviously lying.

1024
01:02:23,716 --> 01:02:26,115
Obviously lying.

1025
01:02:26,116 --> 01:02:28,156
Father, what's wrong with you?

1026
01:02:28,157 --> 01:02:30,197
I know what's wrong.

1027
01:02:31,676 --> 01:02:32,875
Oh, my!

1028
01:02:32,876 --> 01:02:35,475
Your Highness, Jafar's been
controlling you with this.

1029
01:02:35,476 --> 01:02:38,475
What? Jafar?

1030
01:02:38,476 --> 01:02:40,876
You, you traitor!

1031
01:02:40,876 --> 01:02:42,995
Your Majesty, all this
can be explained.

1032
01:02:42,996 --> 01:02:45,035
Guards! Guards!

1033
01:02:45,036 --> 01:02:47,155
Well, that's it.
We're dead. Forget it.

1034
01:02:47,156 --> 01:02:49,035
Just dig a grave for both
of us. We're dead.

1035
01:02:49,036 --> 01:02:52,035
Arrest Jafar at once.

1036
01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:54,643
This is not done yet, boy.

1037
01:02:57,917 --> 01:03:01,355
Find him! Search everywhere!

1038
01:03:01,356 --> 01:03:03,835
- Jasmine, are you all right?
- Yes.

1039
01:03:03,836 --> 01:03:06,755
Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,

1040
01:03:06,756 --> 01:03:08,275
plotting against me all this time.

1041
01:03:08,276 --> 01:03:10,595
This is horrible, just horrible.

1042
01:03:10,596 --> 01:03:12,795
How will I ever...

1043
01:03:12,796 --> 01:03:14,476
Huh?

1044
01:03:14,956 --> 01:03:16,556
Can this be true?

1045
01:03:16,557 --> 01:03:20,116
My daughter has finally
chosen a suitor?

1046
01:03:20,117 --> 01:03:23,564
Ha, ha! Praise Allah!

1047
01:03:24,356 --> 01:03:26,875
You brilliant boy,
I could kiss you.

1048
01:03:26,876 --> 01:03:29,364
I won't. I'll leave that to my...

1049
01:03:29,516 --> 01:03:31,916
But you two will be wed at once.

1050
01:03:31,917 --> 01:03:35,035
Yes, yes. And you'll be
happy and prosperous,

1051
01:03:35,036 --> 01:03:38,275
and then you, my boy,
will become sultan.

1052
01:03:38,276 --> 01:03:39,475
- Sultan?
- Yes.

1053
01:03:39,476 --> 01:03:41,715
A fine upstanding youth
such as yourself,

1054
01:03:41,716 --> 01:03:44,075
a person of your unimpeachable
moral character

1055
01:03:44,076 --> 01:03:47,600
is exactly what this kingdom needs.

1056
01:03:47,796 --> 01:03:51,355
We gotta get outta here. I gotta
start packing. Only essentials.

1057
01:03:51,356 --> 01:03:52,395
We gotta travel light.

1058
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:55,595
Bring the guns, the weapons, the
knives, and how about this picture?

1059
01:03:55,596 --> 01:03:58,315
I think I'm making
a weird face in it.

1060
01:04:00,756 --> 01:04:04,635
Oh, boy. He's cracked.
He's gone nuts.

1061
01:04:04,636 --> 01:04:08,563
Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!

1062
01:04:09,116 --> 01:04:10,155
Good grip.

1063
01:04:10,156 --> 01:04:13,995
Prince Ali is nothing more than
that ragged urchin, Aladdin.

1064
01:04:13,996 --> 01:04:17,075
- He has the lamp, Iago.
- Why, that miserable...

1065
01:04:17,076 --> 01:04:19,636
But you are going to
relieve him of it.

1066
01:04:19,636 --> 01:04:21,163
Me?

1067
01:04:24,436 --> 01:04:26,435
Sultan?

1068
01:04:26,436 --> 01:04:28,159
They want me to be Sultan?

1069
01:04:28,956 --> 01:04:30,595
Huzzah!

1070
01:04:30,596 --> 01:04:33,275
<i>Hail the conquering hero</i>

1071
01:04:40,556 --> 01:04:43,435
Aladdin, you've just won
the heart of the princess.

1072
01:04:43,436 --> 01:04:45,880
What are you gonna do next?

1073
01:04:51,396 --> 01:04:55,956
Psst. Your line is, "I'm
going to free the genie."

1074
01:04:56,076 --> 01:04:57,195
Any time.

1075
01:04:57,196 --> 01:05:00,516
- Genie. I can't.
- Sure you can.

1076
01:05:00,517 --> 01:05:03,875
You just go, "Genie,
I wish you free."

1077
01:05:03,876 --> 01:05:05,475
I'm serious.

1078
01:05:05,476 --> 01:05:09,035
Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
But they wanna make me sultan.

1079
01:05:09,036 --> 01:05:12,075
No. They wanna make
Prince Ali sultan.

1080
01:05:12,076 --> 01:05:14,595
Without you, I'm just Aladdin.

1081
01:05:14,596 --> 01:05:16,915
- Al, you won.
- Because of you.

1082
01:05:16,916 --> 01:05:20,396
The only reason anyone thinks I'm
worth anything is because of you.

1083
01:05:20,396 --> 01:05:22,555
What if they find out I'm
not really a prince?

1084
01:05:22,556 --> 01:05:26,075
What if Jasmine finds out?
I'd lose her.

1085
01:05:26,076 --> 01:05:29,436
Genie, I can't keep
this up on my own.

1086
01:05:29,597 --> 01:05:32,160
I can't wish you free.

1087
01:05:33,236 --> 01:05:36,635
Fine. I understand. After all,
you've lied to everyone else.

1088
01:05:36,636 --> 01:05:39,115
Hey, I was beginning
to feel left out.

1089
01:05:39,116 --> 01:05:42,280
Now, if you'll excuse me, master.

1090
01:05:45,836 --> 01:05:47,595
Genie, I'm really sorry.

1091
01:05:48,676 --> 01:05:52,800
Well, fine. Then
just stay in there.

1092
01:05:54,036 --> 01:05:55,915
What are you guys looking at?

1093
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:01,235
Look, I... I'm sorry.

1094
01:06:01,236 --> 01:06:03,395
Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...

1095
01:06:03,396 --> 01:06:05,720
Wait. Come on.

1096
01:06:10,836 --> 01:06:12,876
What am I doing?

1097
01:06:13,476 --> 01:06:15,920
Genie's right.

1098
01:06:17,076 --> 01:06:19,235
I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.

1099
01:06:19,236 --> 01:06:22,760
Ali. Oh, Ali. Will you come here?

1100
01:06:23,316 --> 01:06:25,956
Well, here goes.

1101
01:06:25,996 --> 01:06:28,363
Jasmine? Where are you?

1102
01:06:28,596 --> 01:06:30,475
Out in the menagerie. Hurry.

1103
01:06:30,476 --> 01:06:32,876
I'm coming.

1104
01:06:35,436 --> 01:06:38,955
You got a problem, Pinky?

1105
01:06:38,956 --> 01:06:40,075
Jerk.

1106
01:06:42,956 --> 01:06:45,395
Boy, Jafar's gonna
be happy to see you.

1107
01:06:45,396 --> 01:06:46,995
"Excellent work, Iago."

1108
01:06:46,996 --> 01:06:48,275
Ah, go on.

1109
01:06:48,276 --> 01:06:52,035
"No, really. On a scale of
one to 10, you are an 11."

1110
01:06:52,036 --> 01:06:54,355
Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.

1111
01:06:54,356 --> 01:06:56,679
I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

1112
01:06:57,356 --> 01:06:59,915
People of Agrabah,

1113
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:04,715
my daughter has finally
chosen a suitor.

1114
01:07:04,716 --> 01:07:06,995
Jasmine.

1115
01:07:06,996 --> 01:07:09,155
Ali, where have you been?

1116
01:07:09,156 --> 01:07:11,115
Jasmine, there's something
I got to tell you.

1117
01:07:11,116 --> 01:07:14,115
The whole kingdom's turned out
for Father's announcement.

1118
01:07:14,116 --> 01:07:16,595
No. But, Jasmine,
listen to me, please.

1119
01:07:16,596 --> 01:07:18,155
- You don't understand...
- Good luck.

1120
01:07:18,156 --> 01:07:21,035
Ali Ababwa!

1121
01:07:21,036 --> 01:07:22,835
Oh, boy.

1122
01:07:25,356 --> 01:07:29,675
Look at them, cheering
that little pipsqueak.

1123
01:07:29,676 --> 01:07:32,240
Let them cheer.

1124
01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:35,435
You know, Al, I'm getting really...

1125
01:07:35,436 --> 01:07:38,155
I don't think you're him.
Tonight, the part of Al

1126
01:07:38,156 --> 01:07:40,875
will be played by a tall,
dark and sinister ugly man.

1127
01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:44,155
- I am your master now.
- I was afraid of that.

1128
01:07:44,156 --> 01:07:47,355
Genie, grant me my first wish.

1129
01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:51,283
I wish to rule on high as sultan.

1130
01:07:54,996 --> 01:07:58,035
- Whoa!
- Bless my soul.

1131
01:07:58,036 --> 01:08:00,795
What is this? What's going on?

1132
01:08:00,796 --> 01:08:02,955
Oh, my goodness, what's happening?

1133
01:08:02,956 --> 01:08:04,434
Father.

1134
01:08:06,756 --> 01:08:09,835
Jafar, you vile betrayer.

1135
01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:12,875
That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.

1136
01:08:12,876 --> 01:08:15,155
Oh, yeah? We'll just
see about that.

1137
01:08:15,156 --> 01:08:18,155
The lamp.

1138
01:08:18,155 --> 01:08:21,516
Finders keepers, Abubu.

1139
01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:37,555
Genie, no!

1140
01:08:37,556 --> 01:08:40,556
Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.

1141
01:08:41,356 --> 01:08:43,875
Jafar, I order you to stop.

1142
01:08:43,876 --> 01:08:46,195
Ah, but there's a new order now.

1143
01:08:46,196 --> 01:08:47,955
My order.

1144
01:08:47,956 --> 01:08:51,035
Finally, you will bow to me.

1145
01:08:51,036 --> 01:08:52,675
We will never bow to you.

1146
01:08:52,676 --> 01:08:54,955
Why am I not surprised?

1147
01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:57,435
If you won't bow before a sultan,

1148
01:08:57,436 --> 01:09:00,555
then you will cower
before a sorcerer!

1149
01:09:00,556 --> 01:09:02,795
Genie, my second wish...

1150
01:09:02,796 --> 01:09:08,555
I wish to be the most powerful
sorcerer in the world!

1151
01:09:08,556 --> 01:09:11,119
Genie, stop!

1152
01:09:11,676 --> 01:09:13,675
Ladies and gentlemen,

1153
01:09:13,676 --> 01:09:19,195
a warm Agrabah welcome
for Sorcerer Jafar!

1154
01:09:19,196 --> 01:09:21,355
Now, where were we?

1155
01:09:21,356 --> 01:09:25,677
Ah, yes. Abject humiliation.

1156
01:09:27,036 --> 01:09:30,915
Down, boy.

1157
01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,235
Oh, Princess.

1158
01:09:32,236 --> 01:09:35,155
There's someone I'm dying
to introduce you to.

1159
01:09:35,156 --> 01:09:36,635
Jafar. Get your hands off her.

1160
01:09:36,636 --> 01:09:38,794
<i>Prince Ali
Yes, it is he</i>

1161
01:09:38,795 --> 01:09:41,075
<i>But not as you know him</i>

1162
01:09:41,076 --> 01:09:45,484
<i>Read my lips
And come to grips with reality</i>

1163
01:09:45,795 --> 01:09:47,955
<i>Yes, meet a blast from your past</i>

1164
01:09:47,956 --> 01:09:50,314
<i>Whose lies were too good to last</i>

1165
01:09:50,315 --> 01:09:53,555
<i>Say hello
To your precious Prince Ali</i>

1166
01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:56,235
Or should we say Aladdin?

1167
01:09:56,236 --> 01:09:57,355
Ali?

1168
01:09:57,356 --> 01:10:00,594
Jasmine, I tried to
tell you. I'm just...

1169
01:10:00,595 --> 01:10:04,875
<i>So Ali turns out to be
Merely Aladdin</i>

1170
01:10:04,876 --> 01:10:06,875
<i>Just a con, need I go on</i>

1171
01:10:06,876 --> 01:10:09,315
<i>Take it from me</i>

1172
01:10:09,316 --> 01:10:11,434
<i>His personality flaws</i>

1173
01:10:11,435 --> 01:10:13,475
<i>Give me adequate cause</i>

1174
01:10:13,476 --> 01:10:15,435
<i>To send him packing
On a one-way trip</i>

1175
01:10:15,436 --> 01:10:16,475
Genie!

1176
01:10:16,476 --> 01:10:17,995
<i>So his prospects
Take a terminal dip</i>

1177
01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:23,514
<i>His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the Earth, whoopee!</i>

1178
01:10:23,515 --> 01:10:26,114
- So long!
- Good-bye, see ya.

1179
01:10:26,115 --> 01:10:31,440
<i>Ex-Prince Ali</i>

1180
01:10:54,716 --> 01:10:57,115
Abu.

1181
01:10:57,795 --> 01:10:59,683
Abu!

1182
01:11:03,396 --> 01:11:05,515
Oh, this is all my fault.

1183
01:11:05,516 --> 01:11:09,034
I should have freed the genie
when I had the chance.

1184
01:11:09,035 --> 01:11:13,039
- Abu. Are you okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

1185
01:11:13,155 --> 01:11:15,395
I'm sorry, Abu.

1186
01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:17,435
I made a mess of everything.

1187
01:11:17,436 --> 01:11:21,636
Somehow, I gotta go back
and set things right.

1188
01:11:28,636 --> 01:11:30,283
Carpet.

1189
01:11:34,356 --> 01:11:36,074
Abu, start digging.

1190
01:11:38,556 --> 01:11:40,356
That's it.

1191
01:11:56,635 --> 01:11:59,555
Yeah! All right!

1192
01:12:05,076 --> 01:12:07,803
Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.

1193
01:12:10,195 --> 01:12:12,795
Puppet ruler want a cracker?

1194
01:12:12,796 --> 01:12:15,834
Here's your cracker. Shove them
all the way down your throat.

1195
01:12:15,835 --> 01:12:17,155
Here. Have lots.

1196
01:12:17,156 --> 01:12:21,075
Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone.

1197
01:12:22,675 --> 01:12:26,919
It pains me to see you
reduced to this, Jasmine.

1198
01:12:28,315 --> 01:12:30,555
A beautiful desert
bloom such as yourself

1199
01:12:30,556 --> 01:12:34,595
should be on the arm of the most
powerful man in the world.

1200
01:12:34,596 --> 01:12:36,435
What do you say, my dear?

1201
01:12:36,436 --> 01:12:38,955
Why, with you as my queen...

1202
01:12:38,956 --> 01:12:41,444
Never.

1203
01:12:41,716 --> 01:12:43,915
I'll teach you some respect.

1204
01:12:46,476 --> 01:12:48,919
No. Genie.

1205
01:12:49,676 --> 01:12:52,235
I have decided to
make my final wish.

1206
01:12:52,236 --> 01:12:54,995
I wish for Princess Jasmine

1207
01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:58,280
to fall desperately
in love with me.

1208
01:13:03,396 --> 01:13:07,155
Ah, Master, there are a few
addendas, some quid pro quos...

1209
01:13:07,155 --> 01:13:09,515
Don't talk back to me,
you big blue lout.

1210
01:13:09,516 --> 01:13:14,435
You will do what I order
you to do, slave.

1211
01:13:14,436 --> 01:13:17,043
Jafar.

1212
01:13:17,555 --> 01:13:23,284
I never realised how
incredibly handsome you are.

1213
01:13:24,516 --> 01:13:27,319
Mmm. That's better.

1214
01:13:28,036 --> 01:13:30,795
Now, pussycat,

1215
01:13:30,796 --> 01:13:33,675
tell me more about myself.

1216
01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:38,477
You're tall, dark,

1217
01:13:39,235 --> 01:13:41,035
well dressed...

1218
01:13:41,035 --> 01:13:43,275
AI. AI, little buddy.

1219
01:13:43,276 --> 01:13:44,835
Shh.

1220
01:13:47,755 --> 01:13:49,435
Al, I can't help you.

1221
01:13:49,436 --> 01:13:52,394
I work for <i>Señor</i> Psychopath
now. What are you gonna do?

1222
01:13:52,395 --> 01:13:56,234
Hey, I'm a street rat,
remember? I'll improvise.

1223
01:13:56,235 --> 01:13:59,639
Cute little gaps
between your teeth.

1224
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:01,675
Go on.

1225
01:14:01,676 --> 01:14:07,360
And your beard is so twisted.

1226
01:14:08,356 --> 01:14:12,475
- You've stolen my heart.
- Jafar...

1227
01:14:12,476 --> 01:14:16,075
And the street rat?

1228
01:14:16,076 --> 01:14:18,475
What street rat?

1229
01:14:26,636 --> 01:14:28,436
Yech!

1230
01:14:29,315 --> 01:14:31,399
That was...

1231
01:14:33,596 --> 01:14:35,680
You!

1232
01:14:35,715 --> 01:14:39,359
How many times do I
have to kill you, boy?

1233
01:14:42,636 --> 01:14:44,239
Get the lamp.

1234
01:14:45,195 --> 01:14:46,795
No!

1235
01:14:46,796 --> 01:14:49,994
Ah, ah, ah, Princess.
Your time is up.

1236
01:14:53,395 --> 01:14:55,163
Jasmine.

1237
01:14:55,595 --> 01:14:58,355
Oh, nice shot, Jaf...

1238
01:14:59,755 --> 01:15:02,363
Don't toy with me.

1239
01:15:03,155 --> 01:15:04,234
Abu!

1240
01:15:04,235 --> 01:15:07,394
Things are unravelling
fast now, boy.

1241
01:15:10,116 --> 01:15:11,954
Get the point?

1242
01:15:17,275 --> 01:15:19,719
I'm just getting warmed up.

1243
01:15:22,195 --> 01:15:25,839
Are you afraid to fight me
yourself, you cowardly snake?

1244
01:15:26,156 --> 01:15:28,635
A snake, am I?

1245
01:15:28,636 --> 01:15:33,841
Perhaps you'd like to see
how snakelike I can be.

1246
01:15:49,635 --> 01:15:51,874
<i>Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake
Stick that sword into that snake</i>

1247
01:15:51,875 --> 01:15:53,514
You stay out of this.

1248
01:15:53,515 --> 01:15:57,116
Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.
If he can't do it... Great!

1249
01:16:00,755 --> 01:16:02,795
Aladdin.

1250
01:16:12,476 --> 01:16:14,363
Jasmine, hang on.

1251
01:16:14,995 --> 01:16:19,163
You little fool.

1252
01:16:19,835 --> 01:16:24,835
You thought you could defeat the
most powerful being on Earth.

1253
01:16:24,836 --> 01:16:28,194
Squeeze him, Jafar.
Squeeze him like a... Awk!

1254
01:16:28,195 --> 01:16:32,235
Without the genie,
boy, you're nothing.

1255
01:16:32,236 --> 01:16:35,323
The genie. The genie.

1256
01:16:35,715 --> 01:16:37,794
The genie has more power
than you'll ever have.

1257
01:16:37,795 --> 01:16:38,835
What?

1258
01:16:38,836 --> 01:16:41,675
He gave you your power.
He can take it away.

1259
01:16:41,675 --> 01:16:44,234
Al, what are you doing? Why are
you bringing me into this?

1260
01:16:44,235 --> 01:16:48,283
Face it, Jafar. You're
still just second best.

1261
01:16:49,035 --> 01:16:50,314
You're right.

1262
01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:53,755
His power does exceed my own.

1263
01:16:53,756 --> 01:16:56,115
But not for long.

1264
01:16:56,116 --> 01:16:59,154
The boy is crazy. He's
a little punch-drunk.

1265
01:16:59,155 --> 01:17:00,834
One too many hits with the snake.

1266
01:17:00,835 --> 01:17:03,635
Slave, I make my third wish.

1267
01:17:03,636 --> 01:17:08,120
I wish to be an all-powerful genie!

1268
01:17:11,275 --> 01:17:15,203
All right, your wish is my
command. Way to go, Al.

1269
01:17:20,035 --> 01:17:22,402
Yes.

1270
01:17:23,276 --> 01:17:25,035
Yes!

1271
01:17:25,036 --> 01:17:26,675
The power.

1272
01:17:29,156 --> 01:17:33,994
The absolute power!

1273
01:17:33,995 --> 01:17:36,722
- What have you done?
- Trust me.

1274
01:17:37,315 --> 01:17:42,234
The universe is mine to
command, to control!

1275
01:17:42,235 --> 01:17:45,674
Not so fast, Jafar. Aren't
you forgetting something?

1276
01:17:45,675 --> 01:17:48,874
- Huh?
- You wanted to be a genie, you got it.

1277
01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:50,114
What?

1278
01:17:50,115 --> 01:17:52,636
And everything that goes with it.

1279
01:17:52,715 --> 01:17:55,915
- No! No!
- I'm gettin' out of here.

1280
01:17:55,916 --> 01:17:57,835
Phenomenal cosmic powers...

1281
01:17:57,836 --> 01:18:00,754
You're the genie. I don't want...

1282
01:18:00,755 --> 01:18:02,475
Itty bitty living space.

1283
01:18:02,476 --> 01:18:05,759
Al, you little genius, you.

1284
01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:14,802
Ahh!

1285
01:18:19,675 --> 01:18:21,835
Get your blasted
beak out of my face.

1286
01:18:21,836 --> 01:18:25,354
- Oh, shut up, you moron.
- Don't tell me to shut up.

1287
01:18:25,355 --> 01:18:26,554
Allow me.

1288
01:18:26,555 --> 01:18:30,475
Ten thousand years in a Cave of
Wonders ought to chill him out.

1289
01:18:32,435 --> 01:18:34,999
Shut up!

1290
01:18:40,196 --> 01:18:42,159
Jasmine...

1291
01:18:42,595 --> 01:18:45,435
I'm sorry I lied to you
about being a prince.

1292
01:18:45,436 --> 01:18:47,236
I know why you did.

1293
01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:53,235
Well, I guess this is good-bye?

1294
01:18:53,236 --> 01:18:56,563
Oh, that stupid law.
This isn't fair.

1295
01:18:56,835 --> 01:18:58,755
I love you.

1296
01:18:59,075 --> 01:19:03,274
Al, no problem. You've
still got one wish left.

1297
01:19:03,275 --> 01:19:05,354
Just say the word and
you're a prince again.

1298
01:19:05,355 --> 01:19:07,434
But, Genie, what
about your freedom?

1299
01:19:07,435 --> 01:19:10,515
Hey, it's only an
eternity of servitude.

1300
01:19:10,516 --> 01:19:12,435
This is love.

1301
01:19:12,436 --> 01:19:16,714
Al, you're not gonna find another
girl like her in a million years.

1302
01:19:16,715 --> 01:19:19,278
Believe me, I know. I've looked.

1303
01:19:20,116 --> 01:19:22,155
Jasmine, I do love you,

1304
01:19:22,155 --> 01:19:25,843
but I got to stop pretending
to be something I'm not.

1305
01:19:25,876 --> 01:19:28,035
I understand.

1306
01:19:30,235 --> 01:19:32,074
Genie, I wish for your freedom.

1307
01:19:32,075 --> 01:19:34,795
One bona fide prince
pedigree coming up.

1308
01:19:34,796 --> 01:19:38,319
- What?
- Genie, you're free.

1309
01:19:57,955 --> 01:20:00,594
I'm free. I'm free.

1310
01:20:00,595 --> 01:20:02,874
Quick. Quick. Wish for
something outrageous.

1311
01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:05,154
Say, "I want the Nile."
Wish for the Nile. Try that.

1312
01:20:05,155 --> 01:20:07,914
- Uh, I wish for the Nile.
- No way!

1313
01:20:09,435 --> 01:20:11,914
Oh, does that feel good! Oh!

1314
01:20:11,915 --> 01:20:15,234
I'm free! I'm free at last!

1315
01:20:15,235 --> 01:20:18,803
I'm hittin' the road. I'm off
to see the world. I'm...

1316
01:20:26,475 --> 01:20:28,474
Genie, I'm...

1317
01:20:28,475 --> 01:20:30,954
I'm gonna miss you.

1318
01:20:30,955 --> 01:20:33,519
Me, too, Al.

1319
01:20:34,475 --> 01:20:36,874
No matter what anybody says,

1320
01:20:37,315 --> 01:20:40,283
you'll always be a prince to me.

1321
01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:42,114
That's right.

1322
01:20:42,115 --> 01:20:45,639
You've certainly proven your
worth as far as I'm concerned.

1323
01:20:46,116 --> 01:20:48,674
It's that law that's the problem.

1324
01:20:48,675 --> 01:20:51,794
- Father?
- Well, am I sultan or am I sultan?

1325
01:20:51,795 --> 01:20:53,434
From this day forth,

1326
01:20:53,435 --> 01:20:58,194
the princess shall marry
whomever she deems worthy.

1327
01:20:58,195 --> 01:21:01,042
Him. I choose...

1328
01:21:01,635 --> 01:21:04,722
I choose you, Aladdin.

1329
01:21:05,835 --> 01:21:08,115
Call me Al.

1330
01:21:08,635 --> 01:21:11,994
Oh, all of you, come over
here. Big group hug.

1331
01:21:11,995 --> 01:21:13,714
Group hug.

1332
01:21:13,715 --> 01:21:15,722
Mind if I kiss the monkey?

1333
01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:17,194
Ooh, hairball.

1334
01:21:17,195 --> 01:21:19,715
Well, I can't do any more damage
around this Popsicle stand.

1335
01:21:19,716 --> 01:21:22,154
I'm outta here!

1336
01:21:22,155 --> 01:21:24,554
Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds!

1337
01:21:24,555 --> 01:21:27,194
Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.

1338
01:21:27,195 --> 01:21:28,834
No, I'm mythology.

1339
01:21:28,835 --> 01:21:32,119
I don't care what I am. I'm free!

1340
01:21:34,635 --> 01:21:37,154
<i>A whole new world</i>

1341
01:21:37,155 --> 01:21:39,834
<i>A whole new life</i>

1342
01:21:39,835 --> 01:21:45,514
<i>For you and me</i>

1343
01:21:45,515 --> 01:21:49,519
<i>A whole new world</i>

1344
01:22:01,355 --> 01:22:03,799
Made you look.

1345
01:26:25,635 --> 01:26:27,954
<i>You have been a fabulous audience.</i>

1346
01:26:27,955 --> 01:26:30,114
<i>Tell you what, you're the best
audience in the whole world.</i>

1347
01:26:30,115 --> 01:26:32,714
<i>Take care of yourselves.
Good night, Alice!</i>

1348
01:26:32,715 --> 01:26:36,883
<i>Good night, Agrabah!</i> Adiós, amigos!