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- Martin Scorsese's new movie "Wolf of Wallstreet" broke a new record for using the fuck word 506 times.
- Yeah that beat the previous record that was set by my dad tryin' to put together a desk from Ikea!
- Kanye and Kim are like Romeo and Juliet.
- In a related story, Kanye was- has not- did not read all the Romeo and Juliet.
- Justin Bieber huh, how bout dat guy? Justin Beaver. Guy's buildin' up a dam.
- Duh, damn this guy for being so e-everywhere. I'm sick of hearin' about him.
- Folks, Vanilla Ice got punched out during a concert.
- That was his first hit in years!
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