nobody cares to play practical jokes

i0571> viovis i'm taking you off the bill nye project
i0571> your last three status reports have consisted of nothing but you talking about shaving your balls
Viovis> it does not hurt like hell
Viovis> it feels good!!
Viovis> oh man.. especially when you put aftershave on it!
zamros> i like going commando in pajama pants
micah> pajama pants rock
zamros> cuz then when i get a boner it just sticks out there
micah> i sleep in pajama pants/commando
burstroc> i sleep naked motherfucker
micah> if im not sleeping NUDE XXX HAWT
burstroc> i'm all about freedom
asgromo> pajama pants catch fire like gasoline
asgromo> I'd wear underwear with pajama pants just for safety
Viovis> i prefer underwear over boxers cuz your hard on could get stuck in the sleeve
burstroc> PUSSY
i0571> i sleep in my clothes
Viovis> i do too!
asgromo> I sleep in someone's clothes and generally they are mine
i0571> asgromo sleeps in a pile of clothes at dante's house
Swashbuckler> i was just petting the rabbit and he was drooling everywhere
asgromo> Were you literally petting a rabbit
zamros> my girlfriend says that she can't go commando, cuz her vagina leaks all day from rubbing cuz of walking, and it'll run down her leg if she doesn't wear underwear
Swashbuckler> asgromo: yes! literally
asgromo> alright
i0571> literally wink wink
Viovis> hey asgromo i liked your game until i got lost in the abyss of brown
micah> zamros so she gets wet just from walking?
zamros> yeah
Viovis> then i assumed it was over
asgromo> Viovis abyss of brown what
micah> does walking cause any kind of stimulation or is her vagina just leaky?
zamros> i think its slightly stimulating
Viovis> it was a part of the board where everywhere you go north
Viovis> south
Viovis> east
asgromo> Anyway it isn't over until the wild twist ending
Viovis> west
Viovis> it linked to the same board
asgromo> Ah
asgromo> Interesting
Viovis> i did a ?zapenter
asgromo> That shouldn't have happened ever
zamros> another plus: no bra ever
Viovis> and went north/south/east/west
Viovis> and same design
asgromo> Well that's interesting
zamros> which is good because bras terrify me
asgromo> You weren't playing it in PLASTIC or some shit were you
Viovis> oh, i thought you were just making a random game like what's that one
Viovis> the house of asterion
Viovis> no i played it in zzt
asgromo> That's interesting
Viovis> i thought it was deliberate
Viovis> cuz i was like what the hell i'll check the editor
Viovis> it all linked to hte same board
asgromo> That's interesting
Viovis> and your welcome!
asgromo> I'll check
Viovis> you wrote a letter
Viovis> saying "THANK YOU FOR EDITING
Viovis> "
Viovis> so i said your welcome
asgromo> aww
Viovis> yeah, i liked the purple!
Viovis> it was a good purple!
asgromo> This is interesting because I'm going over the boards and there is no abyss of brown
zamros> thie chick on blackpeopleloveus.com is hot
asgromo> Maybe the world got borked or something
zamros> i wanna bone her
asgromo> I dunno
Viovis> there's one board
Viovis> that's entirely brown floor
asgromo> And thanks, I liked the purple as well
asgromo> Did the board have a name?
Viovis> or black on brown fake walls
Viovis> no
Viovis> there was an entire list of boards that didn't have a name
asgromo> ...
Viovis> you basically are just about to walk into this area
Viovis> and it's big
asgromo> Well, you're the only one who's mentioned that
asgromo> Exophase played through the whole thing and never had that problem
asgromo> I'll download what I uploaded to z2 and see if I need to reupload
asgromo> fuck
Viovis> damn that exophase
Viovis> and his lame server
Viovis> he's untouchable on that server
Viovis> cuz he has his boys..
asgromo> It looks like I fucked up with the z2 upload
Viovis> his furry boys
zamros> also gchucky
Viovis> you might have!
asgromo> or somehow the z2 upload fucked itself up
asgromo> Anyway I'll try again
Viovis> also, if you're in the mood for something truely patriotic
Viovis> you're welcome to look at that 911 tribute in the directory
asgromo> I saw it when you first uploaded it
asgromo> It was excellent
Viovis> oh yeah
Viovis> thanks
Viovis> i've decided that zzt isn't any good for games anymore
Viovis> but it's PERFECT for tributes
i0571> like vaudville!
Viovis> and useless stuff
asgromo> I can see how you'd come to that conclusion
Viovis> yes!
asgromo> Also like musical theatre
Viovis> when superzzt
Viovis> is much better
asgromo> I think people still go to see musical theatre productions because they feel sorry for the players
asgromo> Or they are insane
asgromo> what the fuck is this
asgromo> what the fuck happened to my game
asgromo> how could it just pull random ass boards out of a hat at some point during a file transfer
asgromo> that's IMPOSSIBLE
asgromo> clearly the ZZT file structure is a wonder of black magic
Viovis> you uploaded THE WRONG FILE most likely
asgromo> no
asgromo> These are seriously random ass boards
asgromo> They have, like, pieces of other boards
Viovis> that's why i liked it kinda
asgromo> what the fuck
asgromo> heheh
i0571> Heh.
Viovis> it reminded me of the house of asterion
Viovis> you just walked around
Viovis> and got lost
Viovis> i forget the purpose, i just got lost
zamros> Heh.
i0571> his bucket of chicken.
Viovis> anyhow, i think superzzt is better because of the scrolling boards
Viovis> 96X80 and all instead of 60X25
Viovis> and the embedded h button
asgromo> Anyway, either winzip or a file transfer ate half the boards and replaced a bunch of them with fairly coherent terrain
asgromo> which blows my mind
Viovis> i liked the version, i just got stuck in the abyss
Viovis> it woulda been a just fine first game as it was..
Viovis> getting lost in the abyss and all
asgromo> I'm renaming that landfuck.zzt and keeping it forever
asgromo> And reuploading landing.zzt
asgromo> And I think I'll package landfuck.zzt with it
asgromo> just because
Viovis> dude you put the wrongfile in the zip, or someone was a practical joker and changed it on you
Viovis> probably the first
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Viovis> nobody cares to play practical jokes.. zzt files don't do that trick.. they just corrupt
asgromo> ... I don't remember these boards at all
Viovis> someone had to have made them!
Viovis> and become unplayable.. especially when you use the real zzt.exe
Viovis> you're placing your game at risk
Viovis> i have no idea if superzzt falls under the same risk
asgromo> Maybe Kevedit had something to do with it or maybe I'm hallucinating
Kjorteo> wait what's going on now
Viovis> asgromo uploaded a file
asgromo> Whatever the case it's still fucked up whether I can't remember it at all or it corrupted like that
Viovis> but he doesn't believe he made the boards in it
zamros> something
zamros> anything except zzt
Viovis> we could always veer back to the smoothness of my genitals
asgromo> Anyway thanks ZZT for making me question my fucking sanity
asgromo> MegaZeux never did that to me