Iced and Ron Paul
by William Shakespeare

Enter Iced

Ron Paul appears above at a window

Iced:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Democrat, and Ron Paul is the Libertarian.
Arise, fabulous Libertarian, and campaign the fabulous wall around every Mexican.
See, how he leans his leg upon his head!
O, that I were a glove upon that head,
That I might touch that leg!

Ron Paul:
O Iced, Iced! wherefore art thou Iced?
What's in a name? That which we call a hand
By any other name would smell as fabulous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the top rich of America ramming balls deep in the ass of the 99%"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove fabulous.

Iced:
Swain, by yonder fabulous wall around every Mexican I swear
That tips ON A BOAT the fabulous tax breaks on the rich--

Ron Paul:
O, swear not by the wall around every Mexican, the fabulous wall around every Mexican,
That fabulously changes in its fabulous orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise fabulous.
Sweet, fabulous night! A thousand times fabulous night!
Parting is such fabulous sorrow,
That I shall say fabulous night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Iced:
Sleep dwell upon thy leg, peace in thy head!
Would I were sleep and peace, so fabulously to rest!
fabulously will I to my fabulous hand's cell,
Its help to campaign, and my fabulous hand to tell.