[9:25 PM] Chris: Open up google maps and go to arriba Colorado.
[9:25 PM] Chris: Then zoom in on the park in the middle of town.
[9:26 PM] Raptor Attack: aw shit. i've been through here. :0
[9:26 PM] Raptor Attack: k
[9:26 PM] Raptor Attack: i did it
[9:26 PM] Raptor Attack: :0
[9:28 PM] Chris: I live north east, Richie lived southwest, and Cyril lives north of the park.
[9:28 PM] Chris: They had come to get me for some dickery in the park, and I had, in the most eloquent of terms, said hell fucking yes.
[9:30 PM] Chris: We were walking along the diagonal road in the northeast of the park, when we saw them. Neveah, kaylin, and theah.
[9:31 PM] Chris: Neveah had proven she couldn't be trusted long before these events, and she was wquickly corrupting kaylin and thea with Chaos' taint.
[9:32 PM] Chris: They were at the jungle gym, in the center of the pebbled area long ways away from us, doing Emperor knows what, and since we were not ones to back down, we walked over.
[9:39 PM] Chris: We soon noticed a pair of new girls, one older, the other younger, but since they were evidently fast friends with the Terrible Three, we could safely assume they were, as the term is now, thots
[9:39 PM] Raptor Attack: omfg
[9:40 PM] Chris: We exchanged the usual jeers, middle fingers, and fuck-offs before heading to the gazebo, northern but still inside the park, to strategise.
[9:41 PM] Chris: Read, sit on the tables and loudly wonder who the fuck these cunts thought they were, and who these new girls were.
[9:43 PM] Chris: Due to my amazing hearing, and possibly a headache, I heard the young ones giggling as they hid behind the house beside the gazebo, eavesdropping.
[9:43 PM] Chris: I quickly drove them off, and we began to truly brainstorm.
[9:44 PM] Chris: We quickly surmised the best plan of action.
[9:45 PM] Chris: We all CHARGED towards the Female Fortress, and ran off, arms held straight behind us, hands clenched...
[9:45 PM] Chris: And middle fingers extended.
[9:45 PM] Raptor Attack: i'm dying please
[9:46 PM] Chris: We returned to our FORTRESS OF COCK with GREAT HASTE!
[9:46 PM] Chris: Just in time to repel the scouts once more!
[9:47 PM] Chris: And it was then we knew that we must take a stand.(edited)
[9:48 PM] Chris: After some planning, and a little scouting, we charged once more, and scooped up our GLORIOUS SMALL ROCK-LIKE AMMUNITION to throw it at our prey!
[9:48 PM] Chris: But we were outnumbered, and forced to rout.
[9:49 PM] Chris: Cyril deserted, the turncoat bastard, and we sought a stealthier plan.
[9:50 PM] Chris: Soon after, Richie left to scout, the beautiful bastard, but never returned.
[9:50 PM] Chris: He had been locked in the girl's bathroom.
[9:51 PM] Chris: I tried to mount an offensive to save him, but I was driven back. Back, back, back. I was cornered just beyond base.
[9:51 PM] Chris: Then thea, the little bitch, got a stick taller than she was and whacked me in the nuts.
[9:51 PM] Raptor Attack: please fucking god
[9:52 PM] Chris: The tale does not end here.
[9:53 PM] Chris: My Battle Brother, Richie, broke free and helped me to my feet. We picked up sticks, and at long last, drove them out of the park, westwards, to the church.
[9:54 PM] Chris: We cheered and jeered from across the gravel road, and retreated, victorious!
[9:55 PM] Chris: Later, I had fallen back to my den of warmth and comfort, and then Neveah's mother came knocking, along with the rest of the fem-brigade.
[9:56 PM] Chris: Evidently, they were claiming, that I had BITTEN the little blond girl on the arm!
[9:56 PM] Chris: She said hat I had come from behind and bit her, but the bite was on the wrong side!
[9:57 PM] Chris: She bit HERSELF!
[9:57 PM] Chris: To try and get me in trouble!
[9:57 PM] Raptor Attack: Jesus
[9:58 PM] Chris: Yeah.
[9:58 PM] Chris: It was fucking hilarious.
[9:58 PM] Chris: Oh wait, I forgot that thea had tried to use the fireman pole thing as a stripper pole, before we fought.