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- A wonderful delusion - 4
- [Hero Club room]
- Tou: Exactly what do you mean when you say fight Sumi-chan?
- SON: Fighting is bad...
- Gin: You got me wrong! I don't mean that kind of fighting...
- [Gin and Tougou's delusion]
- Gin (in Tougou): Fuhahaha! Take a look, Sumi! Right now, I'm Chomolungmaxed out!
- Gin (Tou): You might be impressive, but you can't fight against the big-size botamochi of your two-year older self!
- Gin (Tou): Eat this! Torya! Sexy Patriot!
- Tougou (in Gin): Wait a little, Gin! What are you trying to do!?
- Gin (Tou): W-Well... I suddenly got those natural airbags, so I wanted to try them...
- Tou (Gin): I'm asking how exactly you wanted to use them!
- Gin (Tou): Uh... *mumble* Like, a missile... *mumble* Or a punch... Ehehe.
- Tou (Gin): Then I'll do it with your body too.
- Gin (Tou): Eh, what?
- Tou (Gin): Sit in seiza all this time, so your legs will be really tingly when you get your body back... Or something.
- Anz/Tam/Its: *Sigh*
- Fuu: Tougou... You've got to think bigger.
- Tou: Uuh... I haven't the faintest idea what to do...
- SON: Well, still. Normally, if you swapped bodies with somebody, you would just end up panicking.
- Anz: Yeah. It would probably be weirder to immediately think of something you want to do.
- Its: Tougou-senpai, who would you want to swap bodies with?
- Fuu: Do you even need to ask? Obviously it's Yuuna.
- Tou: M-Me... becoming Yuuna-chan?
- [Tougou's delusion]
- Tougou (in Yuuna): Ah... Aaaaah... I turned into Yuuna-chan... I'm inside Yuuna-chan... What do I do!?
- Anz: Tougou-san. Tougou-san? I think she's shutting out all external sounds...
- Gin: Hey. Big Sumi?
- Tou (Yuu): If I'm like this right now... Then Yuuna-cchan must be... inside me!? Aaah...
- Tam: H-Hey, do you really think we can just leave her be?..
- Its: T-Tougou-senpai? Tougou-senpai!
- Tou (Yuu): T-These are Yuuna-chan's kind and warm hands... And... And... Aaaaaah!
- Fuu: Tougou! Come back to us!
- Tou: Hah!?
- Tam: Waaah! Tougou! Your nose is bleeding!
- Tou: Eh?.. My, you're right. I'm sorry.
- Fuu: ...What were you doing.
- Tou: ...Eh?
- Fuu: Tougou, what the hell were you doing with Yuuna!?
- Tou: I-I didn't do anything!
- Gin: Waah! You're spraying your blood everywhere!
- SON: Follow the correct dosage and administration for your desires, and engage in delusions systematically!
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