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  1. --OT FLEET WARS EPISODE 3: ZAM THE HUNTER--
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  3. "Hello Niceman, I know that was not your real fleet." said a soldier on Niceman's capital ship.
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  5. "Who are you?" asked Niceman.
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  7. "We need to have a private conversation." and then the soldier teleported Niceman into a special room.
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  9. "Someone hel-!" The soldier stabbed Niceman in the chest and he instantly died. Zam stole the Autism Speaks crystal with all of the members inside.
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  11. "The mission went successful and we have destroyed their plan to preserve Autism Speaks!" Zam laughed a terrible laugh.
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  13. * * *
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  15. "Mikkmar come downstairs honey!" said Mikkmar's mom.
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  17. "Coming!"
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  19. Mikkmar ran to the stairs when someone pulled him into a closet. It was AmaneAkaike. Mikkmar has met with his worst nightmare and the person he has feared for his entire life.
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  21. "GAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Amane sliced off Mikkmar's balls.
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  23. "Ahhhhhhh!!!!" screamed Mikkmar as he bled out and died.
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  25. Mikkmar's mom rushed upstairs with a shotgun. Amane looked at her and jumped to stab her pregnant body.
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  27. "Not so fast!"
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  29. Mikkmar's mom blasted Amane with the shotgun and all of his organs and limbs exploded everywhere.
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  31. "No one messes with- ack!"
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  33. Those were Mikkmar's mom's last words as her baby in the womb was stabbed by Amane's cutlass.
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  35. * * *
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  37. Zamininc made his way to Ireland for the next person on his hit-list.
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  39. "This place reeks! Better make this one quick." said Zam holding his nose.
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  41. He approached Amane's house and knocked on the door.
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  43. "Who is it?" asked Amane's Irish mother. There was nobody at the door until Zam came swinging down and shoved a bomb down her throat. Amane's house exploded in a shower of wood and testicals.
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  45. "Grr!" said a furious Amane. He rushed at Zam but he grabbed Amane and squished his puny body.
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  47. "Check!" he said as Amane threw his last knife into the air. It went up very far.
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