I took off my shoes, my woolen clothing, and in my underpants settled into an exiguous space, because in the meantime the boy had moved across the bed diagonally. I switched on the lamp; there was an interior-design magazine on Vanda's bedside table and a discussion among teenager with pimples and piercings on their faces on TV. (92 syllables)

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