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  1. Omegle
  2. Talk to strangers!
  3. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  4. Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
  5. Stranger: m naked
  6. You: I am naked too
  7. You: good timing
  8. Stranger: lol
  9. You: well? then what?
  10. You: Don't tell me you don't know what to do next
  11. Stranger: can i fuck u ?
  12. You: you can have me
  13. Stranger: do u have a penis or a vagina ?
  14. You: I have
  15. You: very big
  16. You: penis
  17. You: you know what to do.
  18. Stranger: oh god
  19. You: God can't save you now
  20. Stranger: not really im new at this
  21. Stranger: lol
  22. Stranger: i got a cock too
  23. You: Oh, that isn't a problem.
  24. Stranger: yeah
  25. Stranger: OMFG IM HAVING AN ERECTION
  26. You: WHOA
  27. You: I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOU YET
  28. Stranger: lol
  29. Stranger: are u ?
  30. You: Am I what~
  31. Stranger: having an erection
  32. You: I've had an erection for the last 3 hours
  33. Stranger: same
  34. Stranger: can i see urs ?
  35. You: This chat doesn't support pictures
  36. Stranger: ok then lets have commputer sex then
  37. You: Alright.
  38. You: I have my CPU right here.
  39. You: I put my penis into the CD drive.
  40. You: I thrust hard into the components.
  41. You: It makes a slight humming noise as I slide my cock in and out.
  42. You: Hey dude?
  43. You: Are you having sex with your computer or what?
  44. You: I don't want to look silly all by myself.
  45. You: Dude?
  46. Stranger: yeah sorry
  47. You: Oh ok.
  48. You: Did you get it in there alright.
  49. Stranger: in where ?
  50. You: You said computer sex, into your computer.
  51. Stranger: oh yeah thats right
  52. You: Like a vagina, you stick it into the biggest hole.
  53. Stranger: ok
  54. You: I didn't know anybody else was into this but me.
  55. You: This feels great.
  56. Stranger: are we going to have annal sex
  57. You: We can do it any way you want it.
  58. You: As long as I am home by 4.
  59. Stranger: hey we havent taken our clothers off yet
  60. You: Yes we have, we are naked.
  61. Stranger: did we suck each others cock ?
  62. You: I don't know man, I am pretty drunk.
  63. You: You tell me.
  64. You: Did we?
  65. Stranger: yeah
  66. Stranger: i love u
  67. You: I love you more~
  68. Stranger: do u love me back ?
  69. Stranger: lets fuck each other
  70. You: Ok.
  71. You: But I am only 13 and it is my first time.
  72. You: Is that ok?
  73. Stranger: yeah
  74. Stranger: this is my first time too
  75. You: I heard it's painful.
  76. Stranger: im only 14
  77. Stranger: i dont think so
  78. Stranger: its really quick
  79. Stranger: apparently
  80. You: I've never had a guy in my vagina before.
  81. You: Only pringles cans.
  82. You: And water bottles.
  83. Stranger: lol
  84. Stranger: u have a penis though
  85. You: What, no.
  86. Stranger: oh ok
  87. Stranger: what are we waiting for ?
  88. You: I am waiting for you.
  89. You: I am ready.
  90. Stranger: ok here we go
  91. Stranger: IM IN U
  92. You: FUCK, YOU ARE IN ME
  93. You: I FEEL IT
  94. You: DUDE THIS HURTS
  95. You: YOU SAID IT DIDN'T HURT
  96. Stranger: what does it hurt
  97. Stranger: :(
  98. You: In my private area
  99. You: omg
  100. You: It's hurts
  101. You: so much
  102. Stranger: how can we have commputer sex if it hurts u ?
  103. You: I am crying right now
  104. You: You lied to me
  105. Stranger: im sorry
  106. You: you said it wouldn't hurt
  107. Stranger: iam so sorry
  108. You: It's ok
  109. You: but
  110. You: You're going to have clean up all this blood
  111. Stranger: ok
  112. Stranger: have u got any pubic hair yet ?
  113. Stranger: have u started puberty ?
  114. You: I don't know what that is.
  115. You: Is that school?
  116. You: I don't have that class.
  117. Stranger: lol
  118. Stranger: no puberty the changes in ur body
  119. Stranger: like ur vagina gets hair on it
  120. You: What, are you serious.
  121. You: That is disgusting.
  122. Stranger: and ur boobs develop
  123. You: develop into what
  124. Stranger: and u start ur periods
  125. You: this is scary
  126. You: you're scaring me
  127. You: what is a period
  128. Stranger: no ur boobs start growing
  129. Stranger: doesnt matter
  130. Stranger: ur teacher will tell u
  131. Stranger: lets just have sex
  132. You: ok let's try again.
  133. Stranger: ok i'll do it slowly this time
  134. You: Ok, I will try not to scream so loud.
  135. You: My sister is asleep.
  136. Stranger: ok
  137. Stranger: ssssssssssssssh
  138. Stranger: ok here we go round 2
  139. You: Ready.
  140. You: Fight.
  141. Stranger: set
  142. Stranger: no go
  143. You: oh
  144. You: ok
  145. You: go
  146. Stranger: lol
  147. You: are you in
  148. You: I can't tell
  149. Stranger: IM IN
  150. You: OK
  151. You: what next, what next
  152. Stranger: CAN U FELL THAT ?
  153. You: this is sooooo much better than last time
  154. Stranger: do u like that ?
  155. You: I FEEL IT
  156. You: IT'S LIKE YOU ARE TOUCHING MY BRAIN
  157. You: WITH YOUR PENIS
  158. Stranger: lol
  159. You: don't laugh at me, ok
  160. You: it's my first time
  161. You: what do you do next
  162. You: I need more
  163. Stranger: well i dont know its my first time aswell
  164. Stranger: make noises
  165. Stranger: like oh god
  166. Stranger: yes harder
  167. You: Ok, absolutely.
  168. You: YES HARDER
  169. Stranger: lets go
  170. You: MORE
  171. You: MORE
  172. You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
  173. Stranger: FUCK YES YES YES
  174. You: OH GOD YES
  175. Stranger: OH YEAH
  176. You: OMG HARDER
  177. You: YES
  178. Stranger: sorry im not wearing a condom
  179. You: OMG
  180. You: are you serious
  181. Stranger: yeah
  182. Stranger: do u want to have kids ?
  183. You: No, it's fine
  184. You: more
  185. You: I will sell the children
  186. You: to Mexicans
  187. Stranger: no
  188. Stranger: thats not right
  189. Stranger: come on
  190. You: come on my face
  191. Stranger: FUCK ME
  192. Stranger: CUK MY COCK
  193. You: OH GOD
  194. Stranger: YES ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HADER
  195. You: Wait.
  196. You: You want it harder?
  197. You: You want me to fuck you instead?
  198. Stranger: yeah
  199. Stranger: lets swap it around
  200. You: Ok.
  201. You: Give me your dick.
  202. You: and this time, I will fuck you.
  203. Stranger: ok
  204. You: Alright
  205. You: I have your dick now.
  206. You: Where do you want it.
  207. You: WHERE
  208. Stranger: in my ass
  209. Stranger: in ur ass
  210. You: Which ass do you want it in, dear.
  211. Stranger: urs honey
  212. You: Ok, I put your dick in your ass.
  213. You: I'M IN
  214. Stranger: yay
  215. You: WHAT DO I DO
  216. You: I'VE NEVER HAD ONE OF THESE BEFORE
  217. Stranger: SAME
  218. Stranger: SUCK IT
  219. You: Oh fucking shit
  220. You: my sister is awake
  221. You: she is calling the cops
  222. Stranger: oh no
  223. Stranger: shit really
  224. Stranger: fuck
  225. You: yes
  226. You: fuck
  227. Stranger: no no no no no no
  228. Stranger: why
  229. You: I don't know why she is mad
  230. You: I don't know what to do
  231. You: she is calling them right now
  232. Stranger: ok
  233. Stranger: bye then it was great having sex with u
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