Guys Get Raped Too Tony...

Musik: (I HAVE THAT SHIRT FOR DANI BUT IT'S A CROP TOP.)
Tsaaq: ((Shhhh.))
Musik: -Tony sat on the floor, leaning against the wall. He was completely high as a kite and happy as fuck because who wouldn't be. He stared down at his phone, pulling the joint up to his lips to take a hit off of it, blwoing the smoke out slowly.-
Tsaaq: Remy got off the elevator and spotted Tony on the floor. He stared blankly at him and went straight to counter. "Frank!" He shouted. "I made a sign for all the people who can't come in here! You can't follow the fucking sign!?" Remy asked as he picked up his stupid sign I assume he made when he was bored. ((http://i.imgur.com/NnvtkHz.png))// Frankie got up from the couch and looked over at Tony. "Oh my god, I forgot he was here I swear..." He looked between the picture and Tony. "That looks just like him!" Frankie laughed.
Musik: -He lifted his eyes to look at Remy, glaring at him.- "Fuuuuuck you. You can't ban me from the only good smoke shop in town."
Tsaaq: "I fucking work here asshole I can ban you all I fucking want." He said quickly as he turned to look at Tony. "Piece of fucking human garbage." Remy went around the counter to stand at the cash register. // Frankie stayed on his spot on the couch. "Should we kick him out or something?"
Musik: "Just go awayyyyy. You're ruining everything." -He said and turned to look at Frankie.- "I'm spending money here, you're going throw business out?"
Covet: -Cadence hit the elevator button and made her way up to the  floor with the pot shop humming another stupid Macklemore song called Spoons, that was stuck in her head, because Remy had gotten her on a Macklemore kick this week. When the doors opened she could hear people talking inside. She walked around the corner raising an eyebrow hearing about people going away.-
Tsaaq: Remy stared blankly at Tony. "This is a respectable business we're running here and I assume you we've got plenty of other stoners buying weed that we can do without some fag." He said in a monotone. Remy crossed his arms and heard the elevator open. "See, just proved my own fucking point." // Frankie sat up and rubbed his hair. "Uhhh, well first I need to know what he did and then I can decide I guess..." He muttered.
Tsaaq: ((Assure*))
Musik: "I'm fucking his sister. That's what I did." -he said rolling his eyes, turning his head to look at Cadence as she walked in.- "She doesn't count! She's your girlfriend."
Covet: Hey, fuck you I count where it matters. What don't I count for? -she asked raising her eyebrow, sliding her hands into her sweatshirt pocket, looking at each of them in some sort of mexican stand off.-
Tsaaq: "Oh you think this is what this is about you fucking moron? You think I care that you're fucking my sister? That's the least of my fucking problems with you." Remy's eyes widened, getting completely distracted from Cadence. "I'm going to jump over this fucking counter and fucking kill YOU!" // Frankie squinted and rubbed his head. "Wait, you have a sister?" He asked then whined a bit. "I'm so fucking lost man."
Musik: "Of course you care that I'm fucking your sister. No one wants their sisters fucked." -he said rolling his eyes, climbing up to his feet.- "Cadence you care, but you're probably here to visit this fuck not to spend actual money on actual weed. Which you might becuase you're a cool pot smoker like me but yeah."
Covet: Can we not do the killing thing here. This place is sacred. -Cadence frowned and stated holding out her finger in a mild suggestion- Actually I am here to buy weed, but this amazing fuck, I might add, -she said pointing to Remy and giving him a wink... gets me a hell of a deal so I don't think that I can really weigh in one way or the other.
Tsaaq: Remy inhaled deeply and tapped his fingers on the counter. "Okay..." He whispered to himself before walking around the counter and rolling up his sleeves and smoothed his hair back before running over to Tony try and tackle him. "IT'S NOT BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF OR ANYTHING AND YOU WOULDN'T LET ME HELP HER YEAH I WOULD NEVER BE PISSED ABOUT THAT BECAUSE YOU THINK EVERYONE IS RETARDED LIKE YOU!" He said, grabbing Tony by his collar and shaking him. // Frankie's eyes widened. "Who's buying what again?" He asked as his eyes went to Remy and Tony. "Wait when did that happen?"
Musik: -He rolled his eyes and brought his joint up to his lips inhaling deeply. He put the joint out and stretched his arms up over his head.- "Remy shut up okay? She's getting help now so everything's fine. You guys won."
Covet: -Cadence leaned back against the counter watching Remy try really hard not to to murder Tony- Just don't kill him babe...-she said to him knowing he needed to get this out and it was something between him and Tony. She looked at Frankie- I'm going to buy weed after these two work out their issues, and this has been building for a bit.
Tsaaq: Remy swung his fist towards Tony's face. "We 'won'? We 'WON'? Is that what her life means to you? You are such a piece of human garbage." He said with a shake of his head. "Get the fuck out of my fucking store." He said in a low voice. "If I see you in here again I'm buying a sword and cutting you into pieces then I'll eat them."// Frankie got up and went towards the register then groaned. "Ughhh this is so much easier when Remy does it. Remy!" He called out. "Remy hurry up!"
Musik: "No that's not what I fucking meant you asshole! She doesn't even live with me anymore. You guys got what youw anted. And I guess I did too because I was pushing her to get help too. Fucking dare you to get a sword, you fuck. You'd spend the rest of your life behind bars and I'd be there to haunt your gay ass!"
Covet: -Cadence shook her head at Frankie with a laugh- Don't sweat it, I don't even know what I want yet. -she turned her head back to the violence. She tilted her head when Tony said something about Remy's Gay Ass, then pulled her pants away from her body to look down them- Wait, when the hell did I get a penis?  -she looked at Frankie- Did I grow a beard over night or something?
Tsaaq: He shook his head. "Give me a fucking second!" Remy shouted to Frankie before turning to Tony. "I will chop your head off and put in a fish tank as a trophy." He said rolling his eyes. "Oh yeah Remy's so gay, so gay. If you make out with a few dudes and get your dick sucked by a dead gay rapist you're suddenly gay too!" He shouted. // Frankie stared at the two of them then looked at Cadence. "I don't see a beard." He said, taking her question literally.
Musik: "Well you clearly just proved my point..I was just saying that as a shit starter but apparently you really are gay. Holy shit." -He said busting into hysterical laughter.- "Okay but wait, WAIT. DEVIN? DEVIN SUCKED YOUR DICK?" -He gagged a little and acted like he was gonna puke, shaking his head.- "Okay Governor, we don't need head trophies in fish tanks."
Covet: -Cadence scrunched up her face and bit the inside of her cheek as Tony started giving him shit for his 'gay moments' and cackling, She was going to try to swing it so there wouldn't be any serious blood, but after his reaction to that she had decided he deserved whatever he got- You're right...we could put it in Strangles' tank instead. He'd love to make your skull his new hidey hole. -she squated down near the guys speaking in a more serious tone- Then you'd also be gagging on someone's snake.
Tsaaq: "Even if I was gay, it really wouldn't matter cause I'd still be a better person than you. And that's saying a lot from a guy who's a drug addict and ex drug dealer." Remy said in a monotone. "Yeah Cadence is right, I can picture Strangles enjoying the space between you ears cause we all know it'll be nice and spacious cause Tony's a moron."// Frankie just stood there awkwardly while the others spoke. "I wish I was sitting."
Musik: "Oh yeah. A total moron with a New York times best selling book and one in the making. I'M SUCH A FUCKING MORON GODDDDDD." -he said oboxiously and rolled his eyes.- "Go suck another dick, Governer."
Covet: Tony, stop. You sound like a pretentious fuck. Or like...Bryan from family guy. -She said standing back up- Don't hate cause he can get laid from both sexes. He's just that good.
Tsaaq: Remy shook his head and applauded sarcastically. "You sold a book, congratulations. Stephanie Meyers sold a book, she's the worst. That bitch who wrote Fifty Shades of Grey sold a book, she's also the worst. Try again." He said loudly. // He went to his couch and laid the fuck down cause he was stoned and couldn't take all the information.
Musik: "They're the worst but they're rolling in money while you're on the streets selling crack to get a hit at night. Try again, fuck face." -He said flipping Remy off and moving his hand to flip Cadence off.- "Y'know, you both used to be so fucking cool I don't know what happened but you both fucking suck now. And he got fcuked by DEVIN, that doesn't count. He probably has herpes now so you might want to get catched."
Covet: -Cadence walked over and kicked Tony in the side of the ribs- HE FUCKED ME TOO YOU ASSTWAT!  Guess what...took that test and came back clean. I guess you can blame us on being so fucked up on your lame ass fucking friend. He came here because of you. So thanks for that. I'm sure there are so many who appreciate that right now.
Tsaaq: "He was also a fucking rapist, which I knew already I just should've said something and that's my fault. But you were best friends with a fucking rapist. Rapist. A Rapist." He kept repeated. "You're are automatically at the bottom of the foodchain." Remy said quickly. "So take your homophobic bullshit elsewhere. Go hang out with Bryan, George Costanza."
Musik: -He flinched hard when she kicked him in the ribs, hunching over trying to catch the breath that escaped his lungs.- "Fuck..You.." -He gasped and stood up, glaring at her.- "Calm down before I pop your tits, mighty mouse." -he turned back to look at Remy.- "Oh you knew he was a rapist? Glad you did, because I didn't. I didn't know that shit but you did, so does tha tmean you helped him rape our girlfriends? Were you in on this shit?"
Covet: -Cadence just stared at Tony with his bullshit accusations- Are you fucking serious right now? Are you for fucking serious? He might be fucked up, but he's NOT that level of fucked up. He might be a little twisted, but he's not THAT fucking deranged. Do you think he WANTED to put that disgusting fucks, cock in his mouth? He's just as much of a victim of that dead douchebag as the rest of us were. Patient Zero from what I've put together....at least here in Portland. Who knows, maybe he fondled you in your sleep and that's how you ended up being just as big of a fucking dick as the rest of us.
Tsaaq: He stomped his foot and went to grab Tony by his collar again. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?" Remy yelled. "I WANTED TO RAPE MY GIRLFRIEND AND SISTER, IS THAT HONESTLY WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING!?" He scoffed and went to walk away rubbing his hands down his face.
Musik: "Right, because I'm sure Devin held him down and mouth fucked him." -He nodded and shrugged, shoving Remy's hands off his shirt.- "Don't fuckin' touch me ya asshole. Who knows? He could be that deranged, Cay."
Covet: -Cadence watched Remy walk off and turned back to Tony, making her way over to the elevator to slam her hand on the button to open the doors-  Go, Fuck you, yourself and the stupid horse you rode in on. -She told him shoving him into the elevator- Seriously, get all Catherine the Great, with that horse as you ride it the fuck out of here. Maybe that's what your next book should be about...or a mystery novel, since you are so fucking intuitive about fucking nothing.
Tsaaq: Remy half leaned, half sat on the counter while saying nothing. His leg vibrated cause of how pissed off and upset he had been at the same time. // Frankie sat up and tilted his head at Remy like a lost dog. "You okay dude?" // "Nah, I'm far from fucking okay." Remy said with a shake of his head, trying to ignore Tony now.
Musik: "My mystery novel got me big the first time. Wouldn't be a total loss, babe." -He said with a wink and leaned back against hte elevator wall as she shoved him into it, riding the elevator down before storming out to his car and speeding off.-
Covet: Okay, Bye now Gender Bent Stephanie E.L. James. -she said giving a sigh after the doors closed. She walked back over to the counter- Please tell me you have wax and dab rigs here...because after that level of fuckery...we're seriously going to need that tonight. He's a fucking moron if he thinks you had anything to do with that.
Tsaaq: He lifted himself from the counter quietly. "I don't know, I sort of just want to go home." Remy said as he went to rub his hand down his face. // "What and what?" Frankie asked
Covet: Oh my God Frankie...you are missing out on even bigger and better business sales here...I'll tell you all about them sometime. -she looked at Remy- We can do that, Want me to make some spaghetti for us? It won't be as good as yours, but still Spaghetti. -she tried offering him-
Tsaaq: "It's okay. I'd rather just go to sleep or some shit." He muttered, combing his fingers through his hair as he looked around at the shit on the counter to make sure he had everything. // Frankie rose his eyebrows and looked between the two of them. "I guess I'm closing by myself. Okay." He shrugged.
Covet: Okay. -she told him and gave Frankie a wave- Yeah, sorry for the drama in the shop. Have a good night Frankie. -she told him then slid her hand into Remy's as she headed for the elevator- You know nobody thinks that it would be you who helped Devin right? Everyone knows you way better than that. -she said trying to console him- Tony's just a fuckhead.
Tsaaq: He rolled his sleeves down and went towards the elevator with Cadence. "Sorry Frank, I'll see you tomorrow." Remy said with a wave. He leaned on the elevator wall and looked over at her slowly. "I know that." Remy said with a shrug. "Everybody thinks cause I did shit with Devin that I liked it or some shit, like he didn't fucking ruin me or anything. I don't get the luxury of people believing that I didn't want it. And it's fucking bullshit." He said softly, rubbing his eyes. "Whatever, I fucking hate him. I don't know what the fuck my sister can see in a fuckface like him." Remy stood up straight once the elevator reached street level.
Covet: -Cadence nodded- Agreed. Tony doesn't fucking know and has no right to run his mouth. I'm just glad your sister isn't at his place anymore...She deserves better than that fucker. -she said then drove them home to do the cuddly comforting things before the sleeps happened.-