Ah! Years back a friend and I were driving in the downtown area in the middle of the night -- this time nothing ilicit was in the car. We got into a heated argument about, of all things, Spider-Man. Neither of us are real fans of Spider-Man, or comics in general, but my limited knowledge is is that the comic spidey built his web gun and Tobey McGuire's Spidey just naturally had that power. Now, this is important to the story because, as the argument was climaxing and my friend was being as dumb and stubborn as he was, I wasn't paying attention and turned the wrong way down a one-way street. BAM! Pulled over immediately. I got the general, "license and registration, have you been drinking, blah blah blah." Then he asked me, "Well, what? Weren't you paying attention? Didn't you know it was a one way?" I told the officer -- a little embarassed -- about our argument. "Uhhh-huh. Okay, wait here." The officer went back to his car to run my numbers, i presume. He then came back and said: "I'm going to let you go with a warning," hands me back my license and turns to walk away, but then turned right back to say, "Oh and by the way, he's [me] right. It wasn't until issue blah blah blah of volumes blah blah blah, when Venom returned from the moon blah blah blah that Peter Parker developed the natural ability to spray web; until then he had to build his own gun which was the major plot line for issue blah of volume blah." That's not a verbaitum quote, obviously, but this cop just ran down all this spider-man comic trivia and slammed the door on my friend.