"Stephanie Wong, I am very glad I gave you the Death Note," he finally said. Then he decided to get to the heart of the matter. "Now. You have attended to my needs. Over the last four days, you have asked me unceasing questions on the properties of the Death Note. I admire your cautiousness and intelligence. But I must ask: who will be your first kill? You must use it eventually."

Without hesitation, Stephanie Wong walked into her computer room, pulled up Wikipedia, and looked up the entry for "Kiwi Farms".

"Sir," she said seriously as she got the Death Note out from her drawer. "Here is my first kill."

Taking out a pen, she quickly wrote the following into the Death Note:

Joshua Moon - Decapitation

"A perfect target," Ryuk said, pleasantly surprised. Over the last few days he had learned that Stephanie was an American leftist and a strong supporter of LGBT rights. This was a logical, reasonable target. He approved of her judgement.

xx"Now, Stephanie," Ryuk said ominously. "Watch."

It was hard go out in public these days. Everyone hated him. Keffals completely destroyed his life, and now he could barely go out in public without watching his back. Still, at least he could get a pack of cigarettes.

"THERE HE IS!"

As he walked out of the gas station, three people rushed towards him. Before he could even respond, two of them hit his legs with baseball bats and forced him to his knees.

"Well, well, well." Joshua Moon's eyes widened in horror as he realized the man who said that was slowly walking towards him with what looked to be like a katana sword, all while the two other people who had forced him to his knees held his arms and kept him immobile.

"Joshua Moon," the man with the sword said slowly. Then he raised it above his head, as if to strike. "THIS IS FOR MY TRANS SISTER THAT KILLED HERSELF, SCUMBAG!"

"NO NO PLEA-"

Any further protests from Joshua Moon were cut off as the katana slammed into his neck, severing his head from his body and abruptly ending his life.

Ten minutes later, Stephanie Wong found a delightful message on Keffals' Twitter account.

"Holy shit...someone just executed Joshua Moon with a sword. Not kidding. Also not going to lie: he deserved it, thoroughly."