Unique XP awards you've earned:
1500 missile commander           Launched the Colossus missile. You inhuman bastard.
1000 chud genocide               Murdered every chud in the sewers.
1000 ronin                       Got the case out of W-U for Slim.
900  quaid                       Started the reactor.
800  Colony Conqueror            Her reign of terror comes to an end.
800  Edith's dolly               Returned Edith's dolly to her.
750  Deforester                  The forces of pollution have nothing on the likes of you!
650  oil baron                   Refined and sold some gasoline from the refinery.
600  liberator                   Reunited the peasant sisters in botany bay.
600  matter compiler             Used the ancient matter compiler to make valuable metals.
600  redneck nuker               yeehaa! kablooey!
500  Widowmaker                  Robbed a female red widow of its meal.
500  Tentacular                  Was it worth it? Really?
500  gun dealer                  Got an invite to 77Jack's arms dealership.
500  UFO Mechanic                Fixed the crashed UFO at the crater rim.
500  spider stomper              Destroyed the fearsome Spider Mastermind.
500  brundlechud                 Genetically engineered the horrific BrundleChud.
500  enlightenment               Achieved enlightenment in the Kakuri monastery.
500  shoggoth tunnels            Found your way down into the shoggoth tunnels.
500  electrical engineer         Restored power to the Slagtown subway station.
500  crack bomber                Terror-bombed the crack mansion.
500  bad lieutenant              Judge, jury and executioner for The Man.
450  WOPR                        Beat the supercomputer WOPR at its own game.
400  hellboy                     Killed the Hellboy and took his gun.
400  gorton's fisherman          Slew the Kraken.  Fishsticks for all!
400  siege survivor              Survived the assault on Precinct 13.
400  nodachi                     Got the lotus nodachi on Kakuri island.
350  corporate espionage         Stole secret documents from the Mormons.
350  baby farmer                 Sacrificed your firstborn to the shoggoth.
350  baby back ribs pt2          For one baby a day, you can keep a cannibal fed.
350  egg harvest                 Killed the bug queen for her eggs.
300  chimaeraslayer              Cleaned the gene pool of the hideous Chimaera.
300  talkradio                   Killed the insane racist talk radio host.
250  borealis crewman            Completed all the duties assigned to you by a grumpy robot.
250  baby back ribs              A tasty alternative to a back alley abortion.
200  diary of a madman           Turned over the warden's diary.
200  distress call               Found the source of the Coventry broadcast.
200  belly of the beast          Wading through a horde of the undead.
200  apotheosis                  Discovered the Juicer clan "God".
200  furnace                     Found the hidden passage in the orphanage furnace.
175  agnes' secret               Blackmailed Sister Agnes with her nasty secret in the basement.
150  big brother                 Big Brother is now watching.
150  orphan hunter               Killed a hundred diseased orphans for the Gein Foundation.
150  charnold                    Hunted down and killed the Charnold.
150  neurosurgeon                It ain't rocket science.
150  intern                      Landed a desk job at Weyland-Utani.
125  hitler                      Found the final solution to the criminal problem.
100  Usagi Yojimbo               The rabbit died. And dropped a hosaka daikatana.
100  fishkeeper                  Kept sea creatures imprisoned in your apartment for fun.
100  hostage                     Took a hostage at gunpoint.
100  demon killer                Killed an agent of satan for Prchr.
100  moonshiner                  Hooked Care Dog up with some moonshine.
50   butterfingers               oops
50   buddha on the road          Met buddha on the road.  Killed him.
50   family counselling          You made a family whole again.
50   an unlikely seamster        Brought materials to Remington.
50   fightclub                   Passed the Fight Club initiation.
50   drug dealer                 First one's free, kid!
50   heathkit                    Made a stoner's life a little easier. Good job, I guess?
50   Father Flannigan            Gave some orphans a reason to live.
50   Roshi                       Defeated Master Roshi in combat.
50   dreams of before            Was it all just a dream?
1    Lumberjackin'               Have you been lumberjackin', boy?
You've had 63/141 unique experiences, for 22301/65676 XP.

Unique XP awards you've earned:
400  killed a sandworm           Walk without rhythm.
400  neutralized a sky pirate co Found a sky pirate commisar and neutralized it.
400  slaughtered a raider boss   Found a raider boss and slaughtered it.
400  neutralized a sky pirate gu He was no Vyse.
400  executed an arachno queen   Found an arachno queen and executed it.
400  slaughtered a large stormfr Mega Sore-Ass
400  neutralized an adult dino   Tyranosaurus Reich
400  slew a mutant bootlegger    Found a mutant bootlegger and slew it.
400  smashed a giant mangrove cr CRAAAB BATTLE!
400  dispatched a gay space wate Found a gay space water hydra and dispatched it.
400  murdered an ice yeti        Found an ice yeti and murdered it.
400  executed a tortuga corsair  Found a tortuga corsair and executed it.
400  dispatched a mutant firefig Found a mutant firefighter and dispatched it.
400  killed a diablo seco engine Found a diablo seco engineer and killed it.
400  slew a rock turtle          Cowabunga!
400  defeated a giant ant guard  Overpowered the ant queen's guards.
400  executed a great old one    Found a great old one and executed it.
400  murdered a karnivore punk   FUKKED WIT DA KARNOVORES
400  offed a mall boomer zombie  Found a mall boomer zombie and offed it.
400  wasted a hister beetle      Found a hister beetle and wasted it.
400  slew an arachnotron         Shot at an arachnotron until it died.
400  smashed a silicate treeman  From life to loess.
400  offed a jigsurgeon          Found a jigsurgeon and offed it.
400  crushed a giant ant         It feels good to have one foot on top.
400  chopped a treeman           Tore down a treeman. TIMBER!
400  killed a master vampire     You don't belong in this world!
384  neutralized a mold beast    Found a mold beast and neutralized it.
352  neutralized a drilliac      Found a drilliac and neutralized it.
352  offed a grindroid           Found a grindroid and offed it.
336  slaughtered a toxic freak   Found a toxic freak and slaughtered it.
320  killed a grizzly            Found a grizzly and killed it.
320  offed an enforcer droid     Found an enforcer droid and offed it.
304  slew a 108 dragon thug      Found a 108 dragon thug and slew it.
300  killed a basilisk           Monster.
300  slew a tentacle raper       In porn, this would be impossible before it had its way with you.
280  slaughtered a monstrosity   Found a monstrosity and slaughtered it.
280  murdered a biomechanical fr Found a biomechanical freak and murdered it.
280  offed a macromite           Found a macromite and offed it.
250  murdered an alien invader   Bleep bloop. SKEEBLE!
240  slaughtered a freak citizen Found a freak citizen and slaughtered it.
240  executed an adolescent dino Found an adolescent dino and executed it.
240  wasted a boomer zombie      Found a boomer zombie and wasted it.
240  slaughtered an invading roc Found an invading rock leech and slaughtered it.
240  dispatched a rock leech     Found a rock leech and dispatched it.
224  dispatched a suicide bomber Found a suicide bomber and dispatched it.
224  snuffed a suicide bomber wi Found a suicide bomber with a parachute and snuffed it.
220  dispatched a satanist nun
208  murdered a choboss          Found a choboss and murdered it.
208  executed a hepcat           So hip, daddy-o.
208  slew a shoggoth spawn       Found a shoggoth spawn and slew it.
200  neutralized a romper        Found a romper and neutralized it.
200  exorcized an apparition     Found an apparition and murdered it.
200  dispatched a ripperscrub    Found a ripperscrub and dispatched it.
200  slew a war veteran          Found a war veteran and slew it.
200  neutralized an arachno      Found an arachno and neutralized it.
192  killed a necropolis zombie  Found a necropolis zombie and killed it.
184  chopped a chutney           Killed a chutney. Ya bleedin' birk.
184  slew a tankboy              Found a tankboy and slew it.
176  slaughtered a yeti          Found a yeti and slaughtered it.
176  executed a crocodile        Found a crocodile and executed it.
168  offed a lobstrosity         You're gonna need a LOT of butter.
160  murdered a necropolis treas Found a necropolis treasure hunter and murdered it.
160  wasted a salvadorean        Found a salvadorean and wasted it.
160  dispatched an angry soda ma That fucking soda machine had it coming.
160  murdered a giant cave spide AHHHHH FUCK I HATE SPIDERS
160  offed an otaku miniboss     Found an otaku miniboss and offed it.
160  neutralized a spammer       Your quest for perfect hair must go on.
160  snuffed a crackfiend        Found a crackfiend and snuffed it.
144  slaughtered an armordillo   Found an armordillo and slaughtered it.
144  dispatched a mime           Found a mime and dispatched it.
128  slaughtered a communist far Found a communist farmer and slaughtered it.
120  executed an island native   Found an island native and executed it.
120  killed a mall zombie        Found a mall zombie and killed it.
120  murdered a racist           I'll getcha neegras!
120  dispatched a sailor         Found a sailor and dispatched it.
120  murdered an alligator       Found an alligator and murdered it.
120  neutralized a celebrity zom TOM CRUISE MISSILE HITS CELEBRITY ZOMBIE
120  executed a zombie           'Cuz it's a thriller, thriller night...
120  slaughtered a nippoacolyte  Found a nippoacolyte and slaughtered it.
112  offed a redneck             It puts the lotion on its skin.
104  banished a poltergeist      An invisible man, sleeping in your bed
104  murdered a nippoinitiate    Found a nippoinitiate and murdered it.
96   murdered a googlepede       Found a googlepede and murdered it.
96   dispatched a chuman guard   Found a chuman guard and dispatched it.
96   neutralized a vampire bat   Found a vampire bat and neutralized it.
96   wasted a red chud           It's like a chud. Only red.
96   murdered a tusker           Don't forget to save the dick. It'll make a good hotdog.
96   slaughtered a chobo         No sigrits for him!
96   executed a bully            Found a bully and executed it.
96   offed a porcuswine          Found a porcuswine and offed it.
96   slew a crackhead            I just wanted a rock...
88   executed a DeadBot          Found a DeadBot and executed it.
80   killed a cave chukka        Found a cave chukka and killed it.
80   offed a nerdling            Found a nerdling and offed it.
80   slaughtered a pregnant teen Found a pregnant teenager and slaughtered it.
80   murdered a caiman           Found a caiman and murdered it.
80   executed a nipposervulant   Found a nipposervulant and executed it.
80   slew a babymomma            You dun tuk her bebby away!
80   killed a chud               Found a chud and killed it.
72   executed a projects thug    Found a projects thug and executed it.
72   snuffed a pirate            Found a pirate and snuffed it.
72   snuffed a mutant shark      Jawsome!
72   offed a beefalo             Mmmmm.... ribwich.
72   dispatched an otaku kid     WWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!?
72   offed a gangland citizen    Found a gangland citizen and offed it.
72   wasted an assaulting gangla Found an assaulting gangland citizen and wasted it.
72   slew an ITLAPD pirate       Sent an ITLAPD pirate to Davy Jones' Locker.
64   wasted a bat                That guy was driving me bananas. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
64   dispatched a sea chud       Beware the wrath of Grath!
64   neutralized a chukka        Found a chukka and neutralized it.
64   snuffed a scumbag           Found a scumbag and snuffed it.
56   wasted a radscorpion        Found a radscorpion and wasted it.
56   neutralized a chobo (sharpt Found a chobo (sharpton) and neutralized it.
50   slew an ant larva           Eliminating the brood one hatchling at a time.
48   executed a DeadBot          Found a DeadBot and executed it.
48   neutralized a giant rat     Found a giant rat and neutralized it.
48   offed a neo-vicky           Found a neo-vicky and offed it.
48   slew a slagtown monkey      Who is the alpha male now?
48   offed an orphan             -agnes fuck you
40   murdered a necropolis spect Found a necropolis spectre and murdered it.
40   dispatched a crab           Found a crab and dispatched it.
40   murdered a chuman           Found a chuman and murdered it.
40   oppressed a hippie environm Like maaan, there's no time for your hippie bullshit.
40   slew a communist soldier    Found a communist soldier and slew it.
40   killed a spectre            Found a spectre and killed it.
40   killed a chicken            Found a chicken and killed it.
40   snuffed a cave spider       Found a cave spider and snuffed it.
40   executed a yacatisma cultis Found a yacatisma cultist and executed it.
40   slaughtered a sentry droid  Found a sentry droid and slaughtered it.
40   offed a wild dog            Q: What did the dog call his father? A: His paw!!!
40   snuffed a truck stop dog    Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog? A: A spelling Bee!!!!
32   neutralized a stoner        420 KILL POTHEADS EVERY DAY
32   executed a river squid      Found a river squid and executed it.
32   uprooted an ivy patch       Found a psychic plant and uprooted it.
32   dispatched a ghost          Who ya gonna call?
32   dispatched a chomologist    Found a chomologist and dispatched it.
32   offed a mountain pass bandi Found a mountain pass bandit and offed it.
24   neutralized a hippy         This is what I think about your love and peace.
24   slew a devil's towers occup Found a devil's towers occupant and slew it.
24   dispatched a consumer       There's just no joke funny enough.
24   killed a chestburster       Get away from her, you bitch!
24   neutralized a luskentryan a Found a luskentryan adult and neutralized it.
24   wasted a corpsegrinder      Found a corpsegrinder and wasted it.
24   snuffed a prisoner          Shank n' Bank
24   wasted a lurleener          Found a lurleener and wasted it.
24   executed a jungle monkey    Found a jungle monkey and executed it.
24   wasted a jungle viper       Found a jungle viper and wasted it.
24   slew a cave slug            Managed to kill one of them...
24   neutralized a water creatur to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee;
24   dispatched a luskentryan ch Found a luskentryan child and dispatched it.
24   snuffed a bull stingray     In memory of the Hunter!
24   executed a terrified bureau This is the only reason anyone ever signs this contract.
24   neutralized a vampire hunte You can't fight the Thirst forever.
24   slew a vulture              Found a vulture and slew it.
24   slew a weezerite            Found a weezerite and slew it.
24   dispatched a mountain ram   Found a mountain ram and dispatched it.
24   dispatched a clown          What am I, a clown to you? Am I here for your amusement?
24   murdered a carnie           Found a carnie and murdered it.
24   wasted a crazy preacher     Found a crazy preacher and wasted it.
24   slew a sewer beetle         Found a sewer beetle and slew it.
24   snuffed a satanist          Found a satanist and snuffed it.
24   neutralized a rattlesnake   Found a rattlesnake and neutralized it.
24   killed a robot monster      Found a robot monster and killed it.
24   killed a crack baby         Found a crack baby and killed it.
24   killed a hospital patient   He's out of his misery.
24   dispatched a molegull       Found a molegull and dispatched it.
24   neutralized an escaped pris Killbot found him.
24   dispatched a juicer         Made juice out of a juicer.
24   griefed a humanitymoo grief With love from Acee
24   neutralized a gatekeeper    Found a gatekeeper and neutralized it.
24   neutralized a small rat     He just wanted to dress up like one of the three musketeers!
24   euthanized an old fart      Found an old man and murdered it.
24   slaughtered a hentai nurse  How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
16   slaughtered a citizen       But... his stuff.
16   murdered a bunny            Found a bunny and murdered it.
8    offed a bladefish           Found a bladefish and offed it.
8    murdered a kitten           You wanker.
8    murdered an offspring       Found an offspring and murdered it.
You've had 178/346 species killed, for 26184/50012 XP.

Unique XP awards you've earned:
200  boarded the Das Kochenhammer
150  found the necropolis gate
125  went to heaven
125  found stormfront island
125  went to hell
100  found the necropolis 'el'
100  visited the refinery
100  discovered the dragon hideout
100  explored birchwood heights
100  found the adamant canyon west
100  climbed on mount fisty
75   found the necropolis' heart
75   explored the CNS Chow Yung Fat
75   found devil's towers
75   visited the exxon valdez
75   found the forest trail
75   found the camp benjamin
75   explored the southern necropolis
75   explored the berkeley psychic institute
75   found the aphotic grotto
75   reached the new san salvador island
75   discovered shipwreck cove
75   reached Coventry island
75   reached the pitcairn island
75   discovered the colossus silo
75   discovered Fry's
75   visited 990 lambda way
75   explored the beneath tortuga
75   reached the sea of dunes
75   reached the star field
75   reached the death adder ravine
75   found the foggy clearing
75   explored the infested deeps
75   discovered the cube
75   landed at macero
75   found the tortuga island
75   reached the pirate ship
75   discovered the watery fissure
75   visited the cave of all souls
75   reached lanyard court fire station
75   discovered Dragon Gulag
75   visited the glass mesa
75   explored spaceorg HQ
75   investigated diablo seco
75   visited the new clearwater sewer system
75   discovered the suburban home
75   visited birchwood
75   found new clearwater
75   found the gulf of stockton
75   discovered the maas subway
75   discovered the luskentryan mansion
75   explored the luskentyre plateau
75   discovered the canyon's depths
75   explored the adamant canyon east
75   explored the takotech ruins
75   explored the weezer village
75   visited the dam interior
75   found weezer dam
75   reached the screaming chasm
75   discovered the ashen valley
75   discovered the mountainside
75   found the decrepit farmhouse
75   explored the LB3
75   discovered the sub-sewers
75   visited our dear lady of lust
75   explored the maze
75   discovered the bay of freedom
75   discovered the bradbury basement
75   found the rodger young
75   reached the ocean cliffs
75   found the underground mine
75   reached the crashed C130V
75   found kakuri monastery, basement
75   discovered kakuri monastery 1st floor
75   found kakuri island
75   visited the subway tunnels
75   visited the subterranean colony
75   visited the crater forest
75   visited the underground river
75   reached glowstiller
75   visited maas-neotek
75   visited vault 4
75   visited the north beach
75   visited the mall
75   discovered the toxic dump
75   visited the cave complex
75   explored Weyland-utani building
75   explored warehouse
75   explored the wasteland
75   discovered phil's diner
75   found sharpton interior
75   explored the sharpton projects - exterior
75   visited the open prairie
75   discovered botany bay
75   explored the martinez hills
75   found the mountain pass
75   visited remote church
75   visited the acres
75   explored the Lurleen estates
75   visited the village of lurleen
75   explored the abandoned highway
75   explored Edith's house
75   found the country road
75   found the chemical plant
75   discovered the nukem academy
75   visited the sewers
60   discovered the crater rim
50   visited final rest home
50   found princeton general
50   visited gangland
50   visited the shoreline
25   discovered the bombed-out building
1    achieved nirvana
You've had 113/179 places explored, for 8736/13561 XP.

Unique XP awards you've earned:
800  bad ass!                    You're a baaaaaad motha.
800  slayer of cerberus          Down, boy.
600  satanist!                   Made a reputation for flamboyant evil.
600  eureka!                     Discovered a manufacturing process.
500  evangelist                  Wrote delicious lies about Hell.
500  mad scientist!              Made a reputation as a mad scientist.
450  crime boss!                 Made a reputation as a hardcore criminal.
400  gruesome                    Killed a grue in a gruesome way.
400  mad bomber!                 You're the midnight bomber...what bombs at midnight.
350  hit man                     Committed murder for hire.
300  racketeer                   Offered 'protection' to a local business.
250  Killed Kalt                 Killed Sky Commisar Kalt. Damn.
250  geocacher                   Found ten geocaches.
250  bounty hunter               Iced ten bounty targets for Fat Ratzo.
250  insane!                     Eight million ways to die.
200  ghostbuster                 You are seriously not afraid of no ghost.
150  robot repairman             Went through a lot of trouble to fix a grumpy robot. Good work, meatsack!
150  hobbyist                    Spent your time collecting a bunch of momentos.
150  brainstorm                  Made a good suggestion. Thanks!
150  high roller                 Gambled your way to high-roller status.
150  otaku                       Made a tamagotchi happy.  You loser.
150  con artist                  Talked a citizen out of some money.
150  soulthief                   Trapped some poor sucker's soul in a pentagram.
150  mr. hands                   Dreaming of horses.
150  budd dwyer                  Hey man, nice shot.
120  Killed Dolora               Killed Sky Raider Dolora.
100  black box                   Discovered the fate of flight 714.
100  beacon repairman            Fixed a useless beacon light. Good work, fleshpile.
100  curly moustache             oh he's so pringles
100  fisherman                   Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
100  bully                       You were a total dick to some poor nerd.
100  milker                      Collected milk from the source.
100  the furnisher               Used your surroundings to finish the job.
100  thuggin                     Jacked some poor clone for his credit.
100  finish him!                 Executed fifty fatalities.
100  air supply                  Brought the gate trooper his favorite album.
100  cop killer                  Offed a cop.  You hard mothafucka you.
100  vampire slayer              Sent a bloodsucker back to Hell.
100  kurt                        You hate yourself and want to die.
75   sky pirate                  stole an aircraft and sold it for scrap
75   huffer                      Dumb enough to huff paint.
50   sinless                     Cast the first stone.
50   tentacle sex                Did it the way the gods of Japan intended: with tentacles.
50   served                      Served someone on the dance floor.
50   fonzie                      You restarted the jukebox in the bar. You're so goddamn cool.
50   gitmo                       Showed them terrorists what you think of their god.
50   red ribbon                  Discovered the ancient African AIDS cure.
50   crocodile hunter            Went for a swim with a bull stingray.
50   breeder                     The miracle of childbirth!
50   the serenest                Won a staring contest.
50   he-man                      Smashed a cinder block with your BARE HANDS.
50   over the top                Won an arm-wrestling match.
50   date rape                   Made sweet love to that special passed-out something.
50   cancer cure                 Discovered a non-cure for cancer.
50   bad dream                   Fucked your own dad in a dream.  What the hell, man?
50   giblets                     Showered the area with gibs.
50   soylent feast               Nothing beats the home made stuff!
25   old man of the sea          Teach a man how to fish, and he'll lock those poor suckers up in a fishtank.
25   bum a smoke                 Bummed a smoke to a chobo.  You mensch!
25   rats off to ya              Killed the legendary gangman Rat Fatzo in your dreams.
25   zombified                   Returned from the grave as a pitiful zombie.
25   beefalo tipper              Had some fun at the beefalo's expense.  You jackass.
25   david motari                That was mean.
20   conet                       Intercepted the conch shell transmission.
13   Pope Hugger                 Crocodylus Pontifex
10   kitten killer               Didn't think of the kittens, wanker.
9    penectomy                   Hope it was worth it.
7    The R Crumb                 Like a couple of dang spider monkeys..
5    macgyver                    It's a little recipe I use in emergencies.
5    burger run                  Brought a chudburger to Commander Andy
1    career ghostbuster          Made a living busting ghosts.
1    ruptured                    Ruptured the very fabric of the world. Way to go!
1    utility worker              Made a living repairing the city's utilities.
1    bukkake                     Received a Japan-style shower of friendship.
1    Nazkar                      Sharpton Projects - Ghosts in Apartment 204
1    career fisherman            Made a living catching and selling fish.
1    skipper                     Skipped a stone across the water.
1    baby killer                 Terminated an inconvenient pregnancy.
1    scam artist                 Made a living scamming people out of their credit.
1    medic                       Made a living helping the ill and disabled.
1    James Kopp                  Saved the unborn by murdering a doctor.
1    candiru                     Shared your urethra with the candiru fish.
1    griefer                     Killed another player.  You big tough manly man.
1    etiquette                   learned in the way of ETIQUETTE
1    defiler                     Defiled a corpse.  Sexually.  You're not proud of it.
1    teabagger                   I wanna dip my BALLS in it!
1    cherry popper               Devirginized someone.
1    golden shower               Watering for sport.
1    butcher                     Butchered the meat of your victims for sale as food.
1    whore                       Sold your body to the night.  ROXANNE!
1    superman                    Drug induced defenestration.
1    the clap                    Contracted an unfortunate social disease.
1    cowcatcher                  Hit by a train!
1    seppuku                     Took the honorable way out.
1    emo                         lol.
1    retroactive autoabortion    Took the easy way out. Coward.
You've had 96/293 achievements, for 10865/38846 XP.