Lo Yin one

   "Something wrong?" asks Mai as she sits on a giant serving tray on a very large wooden table, whipped cream with a cherry on top atop her head.

   "I'm bored," says Lo looking out the window out over an island made of candy and sweets.

   "With me?" ask Mai pouting,

   "What? of course not," says Lo picking up the smaller woman in one arm and licking off some whipped cream dripping down her face, much to the delight of the smaller woman.

   Carrying Mai in one arm Lo says, "No, its Hell, its boring, boring, boring,"

   *LOOONG LICK of Mai's head, with a long demonic green tongue slurping up all the whipped cream, with the cherry rolling down her tongue like a slide*

   "These sinners," says Lo, "they're just pre-dead humans. Humans arn't worthy prey, they don't even taste good unless I turn them into something yummy first. These dead ones only...eh...I hate having to think so much."

   She sets Mai down and points at the window, "I am sick of this! Hell is boring, boring, boring!"

   "Now, now, Mistress, how about I get the chocolate syrup and,"

   Lo points out the window, "I summon you! Primal Shadow!"

  "Holy shit!" exclaims Mai, "I mean...*cough*...Mistress Lo,"

   The scene outside vanishes as darkness filled with the motions of countless tendril like shapes appears there instead, it creeps slightly over the balcony into the castle, a large white woman's mask appears with hair like tendrils seeping into the darkness, blue spheres like miniature suns appears, "Is there a problem oh child of the Architects of Hell....and Claire."

   "Yes," says Lo pouting, "Hell is boring, boring, boring, boring. I want treats, I want food, I want yummies that earn the right to be my yummies. I want to explore and see new delicious monsters and enemies. I want to fight! and I know exactly where I want to go!"

   "Oh," says the giant mask with unmoving lips, "and where little one might that be?"

   "The cineverses," says Lo pointing dramatically and smiling, "I want to fight and consume the greatest warriors, monsters, and heroes of the cineverses, the mangaverses, the comic...verses...whatever and video game...whatevers. I want to snack on their delicious looking bodies...they just look soooo tasty."

   "A fanfic adventure?" asks the Primal Shadow, "We have set these up for others before; they never pan out little one. Rhulan was given reason but gave up out of boredom, even our Ryo-Yoshino form lost interest in the combat to be had there, no one else we sent stayed interested."

   "I don't care," says Lo, "I don't care if I...eveeeentually get bored, I want to eat them NOW, if I get bored and come back, so what, I need a vacation, a tasty treats vacation away from these worthless sinners."

   "Hmm, now that I understand little one. So be it, the gates are open, have fun."

   The darkness subsides and the light from the Candy Hell returns to the castle.

  "Alright," says Lo, "wrap yourself in bacon Mai, its time to take a trip, and I want my breakfast before we go on this trip...or whatever."

   Mai claps her hands and heads into the kitchen.