Ageplay

A lot of you people in the audience are older than me; I'm pretty sure you guys used to babysit me. All at the same time. It was chaos! I was inordinately supervised; I only ended up getting molested twice. I try to do my best to bridge the generational gap with my material because I have an obligation to entertain you guys and the kids my age, so I wrote this one: Sharon Stone and Justin Bieber walk into a bar. Justin Bieber gets stitches. I don't know who the fuck that other person is.