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- >All around you various voices cheered, shouts of “Thank you Spider-woman!” and “You saved the day!” echoed off the building walls.
- >Yup, everything was perfectly normal and groovy.
- >Except for you, and most importantly your back.
- >Thing hurt like a son-of-a-bitch to be perfectly honest.
- >So while everyone cheered for the cities favorite hero and all around good-girl web slinger, you were there on the ground writhing in pain.
- >Yeah go right on ahead, don’t mind me, fuckers.
- >And how did your current position and status come to be?
- >Well, it’s a fun story that can be summarized very quickly.
- >You were having a nice lunch, some weirdo in a gray skin tight suit decided that doors no longer suited their needs, and she had a massive grudge against a wall.
- >So she said “fuck that wall” and came right through it, poor wall never stood a chance.
- >In the ensuing chaos of yells, screams, and all around panic you saw one of the girls from class standing in the middle of it completely petrified.
- >So being the all around nice guy, you decided to get her out of the way of a PMS’ing steroid fueled Russian looking body-builder that at some point identified as a woman.
- >Well she didn’t like that, so just like the wall, she said “fuck your back” and acquainted you with the soda machine.
- >That guys an asshole, just so you know.
- >”Are you okay?”
- >Oh the sweet angel of death has come to finally end your pain… nope it’s just Flutters, the quite girl whom you saved.
- “Never better.”
- >”That’s good, you looked like you were hurt.”
- >Oh god, can this girl really not tell when someone’s sarcastic.
- “Let me rephrase that a little, my back hurts, scratch that, everything hurts. So if you see a paramedic around let them know to look for the guy on the ground.”
- >”Okay”
- >You could barely hear that confirmation.
- >Dear god , you were going to die here, weren’t you?
- >”That looked like it hurt.”
- “No shit Sherlock.”
- >”Easy tiger, you don’t want to get that attitude of yours to aggravate your already bruised everything.”
- >That didn’t sound like Fluttershy, but from your supremely optimized vantage point on the ground you couldn’t tell.
- >Craning your neck which added to the list of things that hurt, you saw the source of the voice.
- >Perched atop the vending machine of back breakers, was Spider-woman.
- >”I saw some medics coming in, you should try to avoid moving until they check you out.”
- “Nope, still have a triathlon planned, can’t miss it for anything, let alone possible internal bleeding.”
- >”That’s the spirit, nothing like making a permanent injury worse to antagonize someone.”
- “Never thought I’d say this. But go fuck yourself spidey.”
- >”Why myself? You too busy?”
- “I wouldn’t fuck you with Flash Sentry’s dick, and that thing has fucked just about everything here, I’m honestly surprised it hasn’t fallen off yet, especially after he banged Sunsemhmpmhgj”
- >Spider-woman shot some web which covered your mouth, only allowing a garbled mess to leave it.
- >”Looks like you might’ve hit your head as well, you should get that checked out.”
- >Today you can actually say that a new hatred grew within you for the wallcrawler.
- >With you now no longer capable of adding helpful commentary to the debacle, you saw the spider wave to more of her cheering fans before firing a single web.
- >Utilizing the strategically placed hole by a rampaging rhino, she departed the scene.
- >So much for a nice quiet Friday.
- >Want to know the great thing about days off?
- >Not having to deal with anyone from school. Or homework, let’s not forget aout the bane of your existence.
- >Seriously screw those asshats and the torture the faculty put you through.
- >The bright side to your peers was that almost none of them knew your name, and they didn’t associate with you.
- >Sure, some would say a simple “Good Morning?” or “How are you?”, but none of them gave a shit, it was just something to say.
- >And you liked it that way, thank you very much.
- >To hell with having friends, vidya was all you needed. Vidya didn’t judge you, or ask for rides after banging their girlfriends.
- >That’s why here on this beautiful Saturday, you made the twenty minute trip to the only retro game store within two hundred miles, and oh look it’s on fire.
- >No!
- “NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
- >It was almost as if you could hear the screams of all those poor little cartridges as they melted.
- >It was either them or the people fleeing from the area, sometimes it was hard to tell.
- >Oh yeah, the cartridges.
- >Oh the humanity, they didn’t deserve this fate.
- “Take me god, leave them be, but take me!”
- >From the flames engulfing the store you saw two bodies shoot out and crash into the adjacent store.
- >People ran screaming from the wreckage, but you could only stay on your knees and weep for the loss of the last temple.
- >It wasn’t fair.
- >Who would dare do something like this?
- >”I will peel the flesh off your bones.”
- >”You and what army Ock?”
- >That voice!
- >Of course she would show up to fuck up your day off.
- >Watching the two, was pretty amazing, you’d never admit it though.
- >Doc Ock would attempt to capture Spider-woman, only for her to slip between the mechanical arms.
- >The scene would repeat with the same result a few more times.
- >That was until she saw you.
- >”You need to get out of here, until I deal with this nutjob.”
- “Fuck you spidey.”
- >”Only if you ask nicely.”
- >Your exchange should have probably waited, because in the split second that she was distracted, Doc Ock managed to snatch her with one of her arms.
- >Like a lasso she spun Spider-woman around through the air, before launching her at the closest brick wall.
- >What is it with bad guys and destroying walls? Is it in their evil contracts or something?
- >”My, my, and what do we have here?”
- >With the clinking of metal on concrete, Doc Ock seemed to have completely forgotten about Spider-woman and set her sights on you.
- “No one, just a man weeping for the loss of a city treasure.”
- >Lifting herself higher into the air with her metallic limbs the crazed looking Doc Ock smiled at you.
- >That’s not a nice smile.
- >That’s the smile your uncle had before going on his “free candy” cross country roadtrip.
- >”You know, boys shouldn’t be out all by themselves. You never know what kind of trouble may find them.”
- “Thanks for the life lesson. Now can you leave me alone to mourn in peace?”
- >Oh hey you’re upside down.
- >Looking at your foot you noticed that one of Ock’s limbs now held onto your pant leg, suspending you several feet off the ground.
- >”I know of a few ways to make that frown go away.”
- “Stranger danger!”
- >”Didn’t anyone ever tell you that no means no!”
- >You barely caught sight of the moment when Spider-woman’s feet connected with the side of Ocks head, sending her flying.
- >And the lady even let you go before she flew away.
- >How nice.
- >Problem was you were still suspended in the air when all this transpired, and as we all know, gravity is a heartless bitch.
- “Son of a cunt-waffle!”
- >Luckily your head broke your fall, wouldn’t want to hurt your back again after all.
- >”You doing okay there tiger?”
- >Vision still spinning and blurry you regarded the four Spider-women, you could have sworn there was only one before, but you were never good with numbers.
- “Does it look like I’m fine?”
- “Well your sarcasm still works.”
- “First fuck you.” You pointed to what you thought was the left most Spidey “And secondly I might need an adult.”
- >Falling forward your vision grow dim, the last thing you felt was two arms catching you, and the smell of strawberries.
- >You hated strawberries.
- >You woke up to a very strange sensation.
- >Last thing you recall was… was.. oh god the store, why did you have to remember?
- >And who the fuck was stroking your hair.
- >As difficult as it was, you managed to open one eye to an odd sight.
- >Starring right into the face of Spider-woman, who judging by your position, mainly your head in her lap, was stroking your hair.
- “If this is some weird fetish”
- >”You’re a real charmer, anyone ever tell you that?”
- “Just my cousin, she’s the weird one in the family.”
- >And back to the silence.
- “Shouldn’t you have taken me to a hospital, or called an ambulance or something?”
- >”Does it look like a carry a phone in this costume?”
- >No, unless she hid it in…
- >Naughty thoughts, bad naughty thoughts.
- >“It was just a small bump.” She emphasized this by poking, what was no doubt, a growing lump on the top of your head.
- “You say small bump, I say possible concussion. But what the hell do I know.”
- >Throughout your exchange, the feeling of her gloved hand running through your hair didn’t stop.
- “Sooo”
- >”So?”
- “I think I should go, thanks for the head injury and all.”
- >Straining a little, and with the help of the petite superhero you managed to get on your feet.
- >All to find out you were on some skyscrapers rooftop.
- “A rooftop? No spider-lair?”
- >”Yeah this gig doesn’t come with any good perks.”
- “So uh, how do I get down from here?”
- >The hair on the back of your neck stood as you regarded the hero.
- >Something in your brain told you that behind that mask, she was grinning.
- >You didn’t like that, not one bit.
- “Sonofbitchmutherfuckingniggerass!!!!!”
- >The sensation of freefalling from a few hundred feet might have been a normal thing for her, but for you it was the equivalent of staring death in the face.
- >”Anyone tell you to cut down on the cursing? What would your mother think?”
- >Between the falling sensation and the wind rushing past you both you did manage to give a reply.
- “Uffucckk youuuuu!”
- >Nailed it.
- >Had you been a normal person, you also might have noticed that your body was pressed tightly against a very curvaceous heroine.
- >But you weren’t normal, no you took it the next level, you were the most average normal that ever normal’d.
- >So any lewd thoughts about the skin tight costumed crime fighter, who’s boobs weren’t pressed firmly against your chest, never came, no sir.
- >When the feeling of impending doom managed to go away, you realized that your feet, though shaky, were now firmly planted on ground.
- “Ah sweet terra firma, how I missed you.”
- >”See you later tiger, don’t be a stranger.”
- >Spidey blew you a kiss, before slinging away, off to do whatever spider like things she did.
- >A gesture you met with an equally amicable middle figure.
- >You were going to do your very best from now on to avoid any and all contact with this nutso.
- >So far very encounter ended with you injured, staying away from her was probably in your health’s best interest.
- >”Ha Ha hahahaha!”
- >For fucks sake.
- >”Hey man you’re in the newspapers, check it out.”
- “Who the fuck are you?”
- >”So what’s she like? Did you talk to her?”
- “No, really, who the fuck are you people?”
- >While eating lunch outside, due to some unscheduled lunchroom reconstruction, you were swarmed by a bunch of students.
- >Many of which all clutched the Daily Banjo, on a side note, who the hell names their paper the “Daily Banjo”?
- >On the front page however was a photo which led to all this headache.
- >Spider-woman, falling, with you in her arms.
- >”I heard her voice can hypnotize people.”
- >A chorus of “no way!” went through the crowd.
- >”Does she have fangs like a spider?”
- >Idiot, all of them are idiots. Didn’t the school have some sort of aptitude test to put these kids in a special needs place?
- >Which was all the better for you, since it gave you the perfect opportunity to get up and get away from them.
- >These people needed a life.
- >”Hiya Nonny!”
- >Can’t you ever have a normal day? Did you piss off some god or eldritch abomination and this was your punishment.
- >That’s got to be the only plausible explanation.
- >One of the most popular girls in school, Pinkamina Diane Pie aka Pinkie, hair bouncing along, skipped right up to you.
- >First you were confused as to why.
- >Secondly, and most importantly, you were shocked by the mere fact she knew your name.
- >Even if it was butchered version of it, and one you particularly didn’t care for.
- >No one knew your name, that’s how your super power of staying out of shit worked.
- “Uh fine, listen, it was nice talking to you, but I got things to do and yeah, bye.”
- >”But we didn’t talk you silly billy.” She responded with a giggle.
- >Thus the point oh one of pink hair and caffeine overdose.
- >Closing whatever distance between the two of you, Pinkie hooked her arm around yours and began dragging you towards the school.
- >”Come on Nonny, there’s some people who want to meet you.”
- “Meet me? Did the sugar finally cause psychosis in that brain of yours?”
- >All you got was more giggling as the surprisingly strong girl continued to drag you eh-hmm I meant lead you towards the school.
- >So long normal life, I barely knew thee.
- >”And this is Rainbow Dash, star of the girls soccer team. And”
- “You do realize, I know of all of them.”
- >”Sure, sure.” She waved her hand dismissively “But you haven’t been introduced properly, and how can we be the bestest of friends without introductions.”
- >Can we not, and say we did.
- “Yeah.. uh, hi, my name is Anon.”
- >”We kind of got that.”
- >The girl with a Stetson smiled in your direction, her southern drawl fit her, cowgirl look.
- “So anyway, I don’t know exactly why I got dragged here, but it was nice to meet you all and uh.. bye I guess.”
- >”What’s she like?”
- >The six pairs of eyes were all on you, staring inquisitively.
- “Anyone in particular? I’m not a mind reader here.”
- >”Spider-woman of course, the most awesome and badass crime fighter ever.” Rainbow Dash stated with sparkling eyes.
- >Calm down girl, if the rainbow hair didn’t give it away, that stunt sure screamed of the way you preferred your tacos.
- >To further her point of just who they were talking about, Rainbow slammed down a copy of the paper, that caused your headache today.
- “No comment.”
- >”Awww don’t be like that Nonny, you can tell us.”
- >Fuck you pink one.
- “She’s caused me more injuries than three years playing pee-wee hockey.”
- >”But she saved you.”
- >Turning to the orange and red-haired girl, Sunset Shimmer, the bully turned goodie, you shrugged.
- “Sure and she gave me a concussion to go with it.”
- >”You sound like your holding your own shortcomings against her.”
- >Eat a dick Sunset queen bitch of the year.
- “What are you her PR rep or something?”
- >”Not really, just stating that your acting like a child.”
- “Don’t you have some freshman to torture or something? I mean I know your schedule opened up and everything.”
- >”No hold on partner, Sunset isn’t like that anymore.”
- “Ask me if I care. It was nice to meet you and all, but I’m going to get going.”
- >Walking away you distinctively heard Pinkie’s voice.
- >”He seemed nice.”
- >Walking home from school was one of your favorite times of the day.
- >Just you and your thoughts.
- >No bullshit to deal with and
- >Omph! The air left your lungs as you felt something solid hit you in the back.
- >”You know, sometimes I wonder why I even bothered to save you.”
- “Never asked you to do it, can you put me down now.”
- >”No can do, we’re going to have a nice little chat.”
- “And kidnapping me is the only way to go about it, I thought you were a hero or something, don’t you all have some sort of guidelines for this?”
- >”I just wing most of the time to be honest, everything seems to work out when I do.”
- “That’s not very reassuring.”
- >So again you were clutching yourself against Spider-woman, who only moments ago, snatched you from the sidewalk.
- >This girl needed a hobby that didn’t involve you in anyway shape or form.
- >After several minutes of slinging through the air, you two finally landed on a rooftop, overlooking the city.
- “Still no spider-lair I see, you really need to get on that.”
- >”I’m not going to beat around the bush here Anon” Spidey completely ignored your quip.
- “How do you know my name?”
- >”Don’t you worry about that, anyway, those girls you spoke with today”
- “Wait are fucking stalking me now?”
- >She was, wasn’t she. It was probably some weird hero thing.
- >”Will you stop interrupting me! Now, you weren’t nice to them”
- “They fucking tattled on me, those goddamn”
- >In the blink of an eye, you were on the ground, with Spidey on top of you.
- >Her hand pressed against your mouth.
- >And yup, that was her butt, sitting on your junk. Damn that thing was firm.
- >”No more talking until I finish. Tomorrow, you’re going to go to them and apologize, got it?”
- >Lifting her hand, she waited for your response.
- “Let’s say for arguments sake that I don’t.”
- >”I consider those girls my friends Anon”
- “Earlier they were asking me what you were like.”
- >”I Anon, I consider them my friends, and I am very protective of my friends.”
- “How about OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!”
- >You raced towards the roof door you had been eyeing since your arrival, shutting it the moment you were through.
- >Huh, Spidey was easily distracted. Need to make note of that for future use.
- >”Damn it Anon, get your butt back here!”
- >Not happening Spidey, I’ll take the elevator thank you very much.
- >As to your proposition about apologizing to your friends, well…
- >Flash Sentry would become a priest before that happened.
- >Spidey started pounding against the door, all in an attempt o get at you.
- >Casually you began your search for the safe way down, the man made marvel called an elevator.
- >It’s been a month since the kidnapping incident, and since then everything was calm and quiet.
- >No attacks.
- >No Spider-woman.
- >A couple of visits from Pinkie, and her trying to give you various baked goods.
- >All of which you did not eat, god knows what she put in them.
- >The cafeteria had been rebuilt, and at the moment you were about to indulge in the glory that was a homemade BLT.
- >This was nice, a normal average, everyone is screaming.
- >And darkness.
- >The hands that gripped your ankles kept dragging you down, underground.
- >You didn’t scream, yell, or anything.
- >Funny how desensitized you’ve become to this.
- >Eventually the strong smell of sewage assaulted your nostrils.
- “I swear that wasn’t me.”
- >Whomever it was that took you, didn’t pay any mind to your commentary.
- >Eventually you felt the hands let go.
- >And in the sewer, in the pitch darkness, save for a couple of rays of light streaming down from the manholes, you arrived.
- >”You are a strange man.”
- “Says you. If this is your way of picking up guys, you need to work on your approach.”
- >”No distinguishing physical features, you’re about as average as they come.”
- >Was that supposed to be an insult? It kind of felt like an insult.
- >From the darkness you saw a figure emerge.
- >It was.. a lizard lady?
- >”You’re not scared.”
- “No, just pissed. By now those assholes probably threw my sandwich out up there.”
- >”How curious, I don’t see what makes you so special.”
- “Lady, lizard, whatever the hell you are, I’ll be the first to tell you there’s nothing special here.”
- >You gestured to yourself.
- >”And yet the spider always seems to follow you.”
- “The word you’re looking for is ‘stalk’ not follow.”
- >”Be that as it may, she’ll eventually follow you here and then”
- >”She’s going to kick your lizard butt.”
- >Looking to the source, up on the arch of the sewer was Spider-woman.
- “See, told you, stalker.”
- >”Get out of here Anon, I got to teach this lizard some manners.”
- “Sure, whatever you say and can you knock off the whole stalking thing, makes you seem a little desperate.”
- >”Whatever you say tiger.”
- >Feeling around in the darkness, with the noise of a full out fight behind you, you felt for the opening of the hole you got dragged through.
- >Maybe they’d let you go home early after this, but knowing vice-principal Luna’s cuntish attitude, it probably wasn’t going to happen.
- >”You’re and asshole.”
- “And you’re a bitch, what’s your point?”
- >”That maybe you should remove that stick in your ass and maybe, just maybe act like a decent human being.”
- >You
- >Decent?
- >Good one.
- “So what the hell do you want Sunset?”
- >”An apology for the way you acted.”
- “Are you still on that, jesus, you and Spider-woman don’t know how to let things go.”
- >Sunset leaning against the locker next to yours waited patiently, expecting an apology.
- >One that was never going to come.
- “Don’t you have class to get to?”
- >”Free period. Now about that apology.”
- “The day spider-woman becomes my girlfriend and pronounces it to the world is the day I’ll apologize.”
- >Sunset only nodded.
- >Thank god she got the message that you weren’t the “sorry” kind of person.
- >Grabbing the rest of the books from your locker, you closed it and began heading towards class.
- >Today was shaping up to be a decent day.
- >You got Sunset off your back and maybe if this lucky streak continued maybe even Spidey would finally let this thing go.
- >The Canterlot city bridge was one of the main feeds into the city proper, thousands of people used it to get to work, school, shopping, and eventually return home.
- >Suffice it to say, that a solid portion of the citizens which called the city home passed over it daily.
- >So for many commuters on a nice and crisp Monday morning, seeing a large amount of spider webs on its support beams caused a small uproar.
- >But the webs weren’t just put up haphazardly, no, they spelled out a nice little message, which caused some curious questions for anyone that saw them.
- >Questions like who is Anon? And why was the web asking him out on a date?
- >”Dude how did you do it?”
- “Do what?”
- >”Haven’t you seen the message?’
- “Let’s say that I don’t honestly give a rats ass about any of the goings on around here.”
- >The random student, who accosted you this morning as you walked through the gate held up his phone.
- >The news webpage held a nice high resolution image of the bridge which looked as if every neckbeard in the tri-borough area creamed their spinach on it.
- >The message that the webs spelled out was a bit more disconcerting to you.
- “Anon will you go out with me?” You read out loud.
- >”See man, you just got asked out by Spider-woman, I’m so jealous.”
- “Jealous of being stalked by a crazy spider-psycho. Your life must really be a depressing thing.”
- >Walking away from the walking poster-child for “I need a friend so I don’t cut myself at night” you pondered the implications.
- >This was certainly going put a dent in your stay-the fuck out of drama life you had prior to this shit.
- >”Nonny! Nonny! Over here!”
- >Don’t make eye contact, maybe she’ll go away as long as you acknowledge her existence.
- >Before you could make a hasty get-away, you felt yourself being yanked over to one of the outside tables.
- >The one which was occupied by the six most popular girls in school. You know the ones.
- >Girls that you had been doing your very best to avoid and failed miserably at doing so.
- >”So how does it feel to be asked out by a super-hero?” A certain pink-haired menace questioned, barely containing her bubbliest personality.
- “On a scale of fine to poison me with arsenic, I’ll go with the sure death option.”
- >”You got asked out by the Spider-woman and you’re not happy?” Sunset gave you skeptical look.
- “I would take more joy in getting a cactus shoved lovingly and tenderly in my ass.”
- >”Darling you need to get over this negativity, how else are you going to impress a potential suitor.”
- >The alabaster skinned girl looked elated at your situation.
- “You say negativity, I say fear of being sucked up in her web of bullshit.”
- >Sure there was a big bump to your ego by having the web-slinger ask you out, but you could only imagine how much crap it would entail.
- >And even now with the constant bad-girls attacking throwing your name out for the world to see would mean nothing more than them targeting you.
- >What was Spider-woman thinking? She might as well have painted a big ass target on your back.
- >”I think you should really consider it.” Sunset continued, her eyes boring into yours.
- “Of course you do, and it has nothing to do with our chat a while back. Which by the way I’m still not apologizing.”
- >Sunsets grin only grew at your proclamation.
- >”It was your own words Anon, if you start dating Spider-woman, you apologize for those rude comments you made.”
- “Wait, did you put her up to this? It sounds like you’re behind this whole cluster-fuck.”
- >”I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
- >Horseshit.
- “Call it intuition but I don’t believe you in the slightest. I say it, then lo-and-behold, all of a sudden the spider wants to go out like a fru-fru couple.”
- >Sunset smiled and crossed her arms across her chest.
- “You shouldn’t do that.”
- >”Do what?”
- “Cross your arms like that, it only helps to amplify just how small your breasts are.”
- >That must have hit home because Sunset’s mouth opened and closed like a fish.
- >Combined with how red her face became and the incredulous look you felt good about yourself.
- >You had a way of making situations like these much easi-
- >”I’m going to kill you Anon, if there are any working brain cells in that head of yours, you should use them to tell those legs of yours to run.”
- “And I’m supposed to be scared of girl who weighs eighty pounds soaking wet holding a thirty pound weight?”
- >Without any restraint Sunset launched herself at you, her speed making you actually take a step back before she knocked you to the ground.
- >Her friends looked on, laughing at your predicament, as Sunset sat on you and attempted to choke the life out.
- >Girl had a grip, that’s for damn sure.
- >”Just go to sleep, I’ll make it all stop.”
- >And you thought that you had anger issues.
- “You still have small boobs.” You managed to choke out before you passed out from lack of oxygen.
- >”Is he still alive?” A feminine voice inquired.
- >”Probably, the asshole is too stubborn to just up and die without making others miserable before he goes.”
- “I resent that, I only strive to enlighten those around me to how full of shit they really are.” You managed to croak out with an achy throat.
- >Damn, it felt like Sunset crushed your windpipe in her PMS-fueled rage.
- >Not bothering to open your eyes, you continued to lay on whatever soft surface your body had been deposited on.
- >”You’ve been laying there the entire day, you know most of the school is already talking about how Sunset kicked your ass and put you here in the infirmary.”
- “It only serves to show how much of a bitch she truly is, contrary to the goody-two-shoes act she puts up.”
- >You never really believed the bullshit story that everyone else swallowed.
- >Someone as bitchy and condescending as Sunset didn’t just turn good overnight.
- >And prior to her new act she was a cunt towards you as far as you could remember for no reason whatsoever.
- >”Is it really that hard for you to accept that she’s changed partner?”
- “Her nearly killing me is the last little bastion of me holding on to my prior opinion.”
- >Finally opening your eyes you noted the two girls who occupied the room with you.
- >Apple farmer and Rainbow dike both looked down at your form on the bed.
- >”You did provoke her, you should know girls take comments about our bust size pretty seriously.”
- “Or lack there off.”
- >”See it’s stuff like that, that results in getting your butt kicked.” Rainbow stated with a deadpan look on her face.
- “You sound a little defensive about the subject yourself.”
- >”I swear Anon, you say one word about my breasts”
- “You mean their non-existence”
- ::Ding::
- >Hello darkness my old friend.
- >Rainbow now clutched a dented bed-pan while Applejack tried to stifle her laughter.
- >”I warned him, you heard me warn him.”
- >Feeling like a bag of ass, you yet again opened your eyes. The setting sun making the headache which was already assaulting your brain, feel even worse.
- >What the hell happened to you this time? Another bad-girl?
- >Images of a bed-pan being swung by an overly sensitive crotch gobbler rained down on you like she would go down on the pink taco.
- >Fucking cunt.
- >These traumatic brain injuries were probably going to cause some permanent damage eventually.
- >”So what did we learn today?”
- >Shifting your gaze upward you noticed a certain visitor looking down at you from their place on the ceiling.
- “Well professor, today I learned that lesbianism is a very violent disorder.”
- >”Eloquent as ever I see, and I can safely say Rainbow Dash is most certainly not batting for the other team.” Spidey remarked, gracefully she fell and landed right beside your resting form.
- >”Why you keep putting yourself in these situations I’ll never know, you aren’t a masochist by chance?”
- “Nope, just have a problem with hormonal teenagers and their mood-swings.”
- >Letting out a curious hum Spidey webbed one of the chairs and pulled it over so she could sit down beside your laying form.
- “Would it have been harder to just walk over and grab that thing?”
- >”But it wouldn’t have looked nearly as cool.”
- “You and I have very different definitions of cool, besides, now you’re making more work for the janitor that’s going to have to clean that gunk up.”
- >”I wouldn’t worry about it, the stuff dissolves in about an hour, he won’t even see it.”
- >Spidey had an answer for everything it seemed.
- “So what’s your game?”
- >Let’s see how she dealt with this one then.
- >”With what? Did that pan jostle your brain around or something?”
- “Don’t play dumb, you know exactly what I’m talking about.”
- >”I’m going to assume you’re talking about my grand show affection.”
- >”You might call it affection, I call it open season on my ass.”
- >”Don’t flatter yourself tiger, you might have a nice ass, but it’s not that nice.”
- “Nice enough for you it seems.”
- >”I have low standards, what can I say. So what’s your answer?”
- >You kept silent.
- >Moment of truth Anon, were you going to cave and relent to your super-stalker or cave in?
- >Sure she was hot, and a super hero, and numero uno on every baddies hit list, which would only cause more trouble for you.
- >”Maybe I can make this choice a little easier for you then.”
- >Without warning Spider-woman jumped on the bed.
- >The all too familiar feeling of her straddling you creeping up.
- >”Pucker up tiger.”
- >Her lithe hand reached up and pulled her mask about half way, exposing the bottom part of her face.
- >You barely glimpsed her lips before they smashed forcefully against your own.
- >The soft texture of her lips greedily pressed against your own, the taste of strawberries somehow even made its way inside your mouth.
- >God damn did you hate strawberries.
- >Fucking worst fruit on the damn planet as far as you were concerned.
- >Then you felt something soft come past your lips, and attack your tongue, the soft appendagemoving to and fro.
- >Holy shit, she was a fucking alien, this was it.
- >You were going to have a little spider-thing put in your chest, then it would pop out of your sternum and wreak havoc on the economy.
- >Nope, never mind, that’s her tongue.
- >If someone had told you that your day would end with a makeout session with Spider-woman, you would have told them they needed a visit from some men in white coats.
- >But here you were.
- >Holy shit, Spidey in the midst of the forceful kiss began grinding into your bottom half.
- >Her shapely ass moving back and forth, making you think of things that would not be appropriate for the younger masses.
- >Before you could move your hands to grip those buns however, the kiss was over, the grinding stopped.
- >You weren’t going to enjoy kneading those buns, it was out of instinct, you swear.
- >”I’ll take that as a yes.”
- >Fucking Spider-woman.
- >”I’ll pick you up on Saturday, nothing fancy, just bring your best disposition.”
- “Never got one, will ‘I hate you’ one work, it’s pretty close.”
- >”I’ll make it work.”
- >You managed to catch a smile on Spidey’s face before she pulled her mask down.
- >”I’ll see you then tiger, and remember no naughty thoughts about yours truly.”
- “I’d sooner cut my dick off.”
- >”That’s the spirit.”
- >Walking to the window, she opened it and blew you a kiss before jumping outside.
- >Couldn’t you just go back to having a normal life, one where you were ignored by everyone and everything.
- >Where videogames were all the social interaction you ever got?
- >The next day of your horrible week began like any other.
- >Minus the rampaging rhino-girl in the school courtyard. Yeah, she kind of stuck out in the mix of things, along with the destruction left in her wake.
- >”The Rhino wants her babushka, she will show him routines and make snu-snu.”
- >A gut feeling told you the “babushka” she was referring to might have been you, but your Russian was a little rusty.
- >But since you had yet to step foot into the boundary that was the school, you made a complete u-turn and headed back towards the bus-stop.
- >They’d probably cancel school due another attack, so you might as well get headed
- >”There is my little lapochka, come we shall make great gains and snu-snu.”
- “As fun as a crushed pelvis sounds I think I’ll pass.” You yelled over your shoulder, cause you sure as hell weren’t going to turn around and deal with that whole mess.
- >”Besides, I’m the only woman in Anon’s life.”
- >Oh god, not now.
- >”Hey there loverboy, give me a minute to deal with the ‘forever-alone’ over there and we’ll chat.”
- >Nope, quickening your pace you made a beeline for the bus-stop.
- >Getting the fuck out of there, whether school got cancelled or not, was the only thought on your mind.
- >”Don’t forget our date on Saturday. I found this real neat”
- “Don’t care, bye.”
- >Judging by the shit going on it might take a miracle for you to survive until Saturday.
- >Maybe you could change your name, move to another city.
- >There was that one place with the hero girl that was all brooding and only came out at night, that sounded like an upgrade from here.
- >”You not steal lyubov moya, I crush spider!”
- >Yup, brooding girl city sounded a hell of a lot better.
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