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- /mgr/
- Start every game on +1.
- /nhl/
- /nhl/ pastebin
- Group match 1: Preset 1, kit 3
- Group match 2: Preset 2, kit 1
- Group match 3: Preset 3, kit 2
- If any kits clash go with kit 4
- Do manual subs accordingly, same with 65' subs. If not possible to sub most tired player, just go with next most tired
- Remember to give everyone their daily reminder to >RAGS
- /fhg/
- nothin
- /mana/
- nothin
- /BestGirl/
- nothin
- /rgg/
- nothin
- /dropout/
- nothin
- /machi/
- /machi/ pastebin
- I agree with any meme stuff the other manager wants if they want anything.
- Pre-game:
- Manually change sad arrows for happy arrows. Keep medals. Don't sub in Shamiko (kikikanri)
- Player settings like corners are set to medals so you don't have to worry about that. Yes, the GK takes the PK's
- Mid-game:
- Slame a chant
- If we're losing by 3 or more, feel free to change some sliders to make /machi/ win. Like...Attack area W I D E or something.
- Slam more chants
- Sub at 50'. Make sure to sub "Shamiko" for "Shamiko (kikikanri)" (The SS players). She's a super-sub. PES doesn't show it, but she is.
- If you feel like embarrassing yourself, yell "SHADOW MISTRESS YUUKO, KIKIKANRI FORM!!!", just before or after subbing her.
- Chant a slam
- End-game:
- If /machi/ wins: yay
- If /machi/ lose: boo
- Chants:
- "chant - awawa for 5 minutes.mp3" is actually 5 minutes if you don't limit it.
- Slam 'm
- /hsrpg/
- +2 at literally all times.
- Attacking Fullbacks at literally all times.
- -Do this manually, none of that autolineup shit.
- AMFs
- Put on the 3 best condition players.
- DMF
- Put on the best condition player.
- CB
- Put on the best condition player.
- SUBBING
- Subs at 65+
- Sub off the two worst stamina AMFs for the best condition AMFs and the CB for the best condition CB.
- /lovecraft/
- Pre game:
- Sub by best condition for the 77s. Azathoth is sleeping so he must not be touched FOR ANY REASON.
- Ask opponent if they would like to be on +2.
- If yes:
- Put us on preset 3 for the entire match.
- Subs at 65, the 3 77 midfielders out for best condition
- If no:
- Start us on preset 1
- Subs at 65. Sub out 3 77 midfielders for best condition.
- When we go to +2 put us on preset 2 as well.
- /eurovision/
- ===Pregame===
- Check if the managers have agreed to play +2 for the entire game (they likely have)
- ===If +2 all game has been agreed===
- Start on Preset 3. Sub in one of the two bench SS's. LMF on right corners and RMF on left corners. Set whichever of these players has the best condition to join the attack: Greece Douze Point, Cancelledvision, Memedova, We Don't Want A Putin. If tied, pick your favourite. Go +2
- ===If it's a regular game===
- Start on P1. Sub best conditioned. LMF on right corners and RMF on left corners
- ===At 60===
- ==IF LOSING BY 2+==
- Go to P3, go +2, set the right SS to join the attack. Sub the LM, RM and right SS
- ==Anything Else==
- Go to P2 and make subs. Sub the middle CB, DMF and CMF.
- Epic Sax Guy should always be the middle CB. If he isn't starting, sub him on at 60 regardless of condition. If he started, move him to the middle CB slot and set him to join the attack.
- /seinfeld/
- put GK on PKs
- /banter fc/
- Starting Lineup:
- Use own discretion, outside of goalkeeper.
- First game: Cheers, Sons Crying
- If first game is a win, for second game play Cheers, Sons Fucking Buzzing
- If Banter have qualified for knockouts after the first two games, play Cheers, Sons Wanked Himself Into A Coma
- If Banter lose, play Cheers, Sons Crying
- Meme Subs:
- If EDM Plays is playing, and Banter begin to lose, immediately sub in EDM Continues for EDM Plays.
- If Banter are winning and the game is in the 90+ minute, sub in "Tonight, The Suicide Has Been Cancelled"
- If Banter start winning by 2, sub in "Tonight, The Suicide Has Been Cancelled".
- If there are no subs for the above, loudly declare that "Tonight, the suicide has been cancelled."
- Subs at 69 always, if winning, make sure you have a sub free for the Suicide joke.
- If AkinfenwaLAD isn't playing, sub him in at 69.
- +2 aggression if losing by more than 2.
- Live, laugh, love.
- /mancrim/
- First of all, flip a coin
- If it's heads, use Preset 1
- If it's tails, use Preset 2
- Manually substitute the best conditioned player for GK, LB, CB and RWF(if preset 1)
- Following that, check who has the best condition out of Hot My Mom Is Gay, Command A Hispanic, I'm Dead, Outrageous Capoeira, Bomb Shibata and Fingered at 90+8'
- If it's Hot, My Mom Is Gay, Command A Hispanic, I'm Dead or Outrageous Capoeira; put them in at DMF
- If it's Bomb Shibata or Fingered at 90+8'; move A Dabbing Oliver Norwood to DMF, Bruno Fernandes to CMF and put them in at AMF
- Make sure that the LB is on the right corner and that both CBs and the DMF is set to join the attack.
- Subs at 65':
- If the team is not winning, go to Preset 3 and sub Nickelodeon Foot Fellow (or Asian Teen? Good if he better condition and on the bench) in at CF [if Bomb Shibata or Fingered at 90+8' started, swap Dabbing Oliver Norwood to DM and Bruno Fernandes to CM before subbing the CF]. Following that, sub the RWF and the most tired non-medal
- If not, sub the 3 most tired non-medals if the team is on preset 1 and the 2 most tired non-medals if the team is on preset 2.
- Extra Time Rules:
- If the team isn't already on Preset 3, go to preset 3 and sub Nickelodeon Foot Fellow (or Asian Teen? Good if he better condition and on the bench) in at CF [if Bomb Shibata or Fingered at 90+8' started, swap Dabbing Oliver Norwood to DM and Bruno Fernandes to CM before subbing the CF]. If the team is on preset 2, use the final sub on the RWF.
- If the team is already on Preset 3, sub the most tired non-medal
- /watchmen/
- Start on Preset 1.
- Ask opponent if they would like to be perma +2 for the entire match. Instructions will not differ either way
- Sub by ability for the DMFs, the non medal CB, and ONE of the bronze CBs, both bronze CBs cannot be on the field to start the game.
- DO NOT SUB IN ANY OF THESE PLAYERS PRE GAME: RRAAARRL, Consensual Rape.
- Line up should look like the following:
- -77 RWF and LWF
- -Gold CF
- -3 77 DMFs
- -77 FBs
- -one 77 CB
- -one bronze CB
- -GK.
- When game begins put us on +2.
- At half time put us on preset 2
- When the time reaches 65 it is time for subs. Please sub the following players:
- -77 CB OUT for bench bronze CB
- -left SS out for RRAAARRL
- -right SS out for Consensual Rape.
- Put us on Preset 3
- If by some crazy reason one of my WFs cannot play because of cards or injury play a 77 height abuse DMF in its place.
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