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- >You try not to laugh
- "Hhhnk..."
- "Pffff..."
- "Bwahahahaha!..."
- >Slut pouts and turns away
- >"Jerk."
- >Maybe later
- >She starts to walk away
- >You are usually too beta to talk to women even though you've been watching Simple 30
- >You don't know if it's the stress relieving laughter, the fact that you already made a shitty first impression or the absurdity of the situation, but you feel completely unthreatened and daring
- >You do the otherwise unthinkable and reach for her
- >You take her hand and stop her
- >You try to stop laughing because your cheeks hurt
- >She is startled by your hand and she turns
- >You see her shirt again
- >It's no use!
- >You lean forward, lower your head and emit a high-pitched goblin giggle
- "Hee hee hee...sorry...I'm so sor-pfhahah!"
- >Slut tugs at your hand to let go but you refuse to
- >Instead you cough heartily, swearing between coughs
- >You clear your throat
- >You manage to control yourself, although you still sport a large smile
- "I don't think you are a slut. I think you have guts for seeing the bet through. Would you mind telling me the story behind the bet, because I wanna hear it like crazy!"
- >Slut frowns
- >"Dude, I don't even know you."
- "I'm Anon!" you proclaim in a hearty manner
- "And you?"
- >Slut lets out a long breath
- >"I'm Sunset Shimmer."
- "Nice to meet you, Sunset Shimmer!"
- >You shake her hand
- >You know, the one you haven't let go of this whole time
- >You turn and point at the café
- "You were going to the café anyway, right? Let's go together."
- >"....S-sure...Why not."
- And that's how I met you mother, kids.
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