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- note: Not a lot happens in this one, so don’t expect anything grandiose. It’s pretty
- much just Frank going through the course of his day.
- >Big Man has been gone for a couple of days. you asked Mr. Frank where he was.
- >Mr. Frank just said he would be back soon
- >it doesn’t seem to make sense to call him Frank-who-you-never-see because you see him a lot now.
- >it’s time for fluffies to have special hugs.
- >Mr. Frank has taken fluff away from jester, sunset and sweetie’s special places
- >he says that makes it easier for them to get special hugs
- >he’ll do the same when it comes time for babies. it helps mommies to take better care of babies.
- >jester is first. Big Man gave her a permanant smile as punishment.
- >she seems a lot happier than when she first got here. she laughs all the time.
- >”good efenin mista fwank. am i tonights ennatainment?”
- >”God, you creep me out. Don’t look at me.”
- >”do you wanna know how i got dese scars?”
- >”Yeesh.”
- >Mr. Frank puts boromir in the special hugs nest with jester.
- >”You get a few days off, Sunset. Let’s see what sort of demon spawn the giggler here can crap out.”
- >”hewoo bowomiwr… you gon give speshal hugs? it’s all a big joke, you know? hahahaha!”
- >boromir looks at Frank with nervous eyes. Frank just shrugs and plops boromir on top of her.
- >jester starts giggling and gets an insane look in her eyes. boromir finishes as quickly as he can
- >”awww so soon? is dat a joke?”
- >”uhhhhh bowomiwr wanna go back in cage. NOW.”
- >Frank tosses boromir back into his cage and gives him a treat. he wipes down jester and puts her back in her own cage
- >next is sweetie. Mr. Frank puts you in the special hugs cage with her
- >”Okay, slick… do your thing. Make me some Shamrock Shake-colored babies.”
- >you nuzzle your cheek against sweetie’s and rub her side with one of your stumpy feet
- >she lifts her tail up in anticipation. you nuzzle the fluff around her special place
- >finally, you get on top of her and put your special thing inside. after a little while you get the special feel
- >Mr. Frank wipes you both clean and gives you treats.
- >”Okay… see what else is on the schedule… oh… well, sucks to be you, Prism. Time for your foal to go.”
- >”bwah?”
- >Frank opens her cage and roughly removes the two week old foal from her teat
- >”nuuuu! dun take babeh!”
- >”Bitch, you didn’t want them to begin with and now it’s a problem? Shut the fuck up.”
- >”pwease give babeh back!”
- >”Damn, I was really hoping for some more little shits with rainbow manes.”
- >the baby squeaks and reaches for its mother
- >”mama! mama! dun wet bad man take babeh! pwease mama! hewp!”
- >”Maybe we’ll put some fertility drugs in your food for next time, huh? Heh heh.”
- >Mr. Frank puts the foal on The Table. It’s a scary place where fluffies get hurt or worse.
- >”Lay back and relax.”
- >”mama! mama! i wan mama!”
- >Frank roughly flips the little unicorn on its back and examines him.
- >”I WAN MAMA!”
- >Mr. Frank smacks the foal on the nose. it starts to cry.
- >”You’re not seeing mama again. Now hold still.”
- >Mr. Frank examines the fluffy and grunts with satisfaction. he carries the crying fluffy to the next room
- >prism has her front feet up on her cage door, watching Frank with tears in her eyes
- >”wan babeh back…”
- >Frank comes back.
- >”Yep, got a nice family coming by tomorrow for that one. Should be worth a couple hundred bucks.”
- >”babeh…”
- >”Shaddup, Prism.”
- >he smacks her cage. she scurries under her blankie and hides.
- >”Ahem… okay… Blueberry same deal. Move, fatass.”
- >Frank opens blueberry’s cage. she lays there with her 2 foals nursing.
- >”Time to go, kids.”
- >blueberry flops around trying to stand up. without her front legs, it’s not very effective.
- >”why take babehs? whyyyyy?”
- >”That’s life, honey. Too bad that Hipster douchebag got three of your foals killed.”
- >”hipsta bad man. hipsta make fwames come.”
- >”That’s right. He tried to set you on fire. I see that motherfucker again and I’ll end him.”
- >Mr. Frank roughly grabs the foals from blueberry and tosses them onto The Table.
- >they cry and ask for their mama. you’ve seen it happen time and time again
- >Mr. Frank checks each one out, then takes them to the other room
- >there’s a knock at the door
- >Mr. Frank goes to answer it.
- >”Hey, Nathaniel. How’s the great white hunter?”
- >”Don’t start with that shit. How’s Jim?”
- >”House arrest for a couple of days. This lawyer he pissed off is a motherfucker.”
- >”You guys gotta be more careful with the ferals. You use chips, you know you gotta check them for ‘em, too.”
- >”We’re usually pretty careful. Things just got fucked up this time. So whatya got?”
- >”You said you were running low on earth ponies and pegasi so I got you two of each.”
- >”They seem healthy.”
- >”Call it $20 a piece?”
- >”For fuck’s sake… I can walk down to the woods and find a half dozen ferals…”
- >”Okay, okay… $10 each.”
- >”Fine. But I better get at least one good one from this bunch.”
- >”All complaints must be put in writing and submitted at the end of the tour.”
- >”Get the fuck outta here. Here’s your $40. I hope you get shot.”
- >”Pleasure doing business with you.”
- >Frank brings a small wooden crate into The Room and opens it. four fluffy pony heads pop out.
- >*sigh* “He better not have sold me four scrubs…”
- >Frank starts examining the earth ponies first. there’s a male, light yellow with a navy blue mane
- >Frank holds up cards to it. you remember the cards. Big Man said you were the smartest with the cards.
- >”What color is this.”
- >”cuhwol? wha dat?”
- >”Great. I see where this is going. What shape is this?”
- >”shu… shape? whaddat?”
- >”Shape… a circle. a square, a triangle…”
- >”dunno dose tings.”
- >”how many is this?”
- >”dahhhhh… fwee?”
- >”Finally. Okay, what’s two plus two?”
- >”blaaaa… seffen?”
- >”Sorry, pal. Looks like you fail.”
- >”whaddat mean?”
- >Frank takes the poundy tool from the drawer. you and the other fluffies instinctively hide under your blankies
- >”Means you go in the trash.”
- >you hear two swift smacks from the poundy tool. when you look, Mr. Frank is scraping the colt’s body into the trash.
- >he cracks his neck.
- >”Next.”
- >Mr. Frank pulls an earth mare from the crate. she’s pale yellow but has a rainbow mane
- >”Oh, hello, gorgeous. Looks like Nathaniel came through after all.”
- >Frank flips the mare on her back and uses the buzzy tool to take away her fluff
- >”wahhhh! dun wike noisy ting! stawp!”
- >”Shut up, bitch.”
- >Mr. Frank finishes with the buzzy tool and examines the mare. he puts a finger inside her
- >”ahhhhh! no touchie bad pwace!”
- >”Whatever. Hm… we’ll call you… well, Rainbow. That’s easy.”
- >Mr. Frank tosses rainbow in a cage with blueberry. She’s very pretty but looks sad.
- >”Next pony… come on down!”
- >Mr. Frank laughs as he pulls a male pegasus from the crate. this one is white with a light blue mane
- >”Handsome fellow you are. Let’s see how smart. What color is this?”
- >”dat wewwow?”
- >”Good… what shape is this?”
- >”dunno.”
- >”Hmmm… okay, how many is this?”
- >”five?”
- >”Good. what’s one plus three?”
- >”fowr?”
- >”Pretty good. You’ll do just fine. We’ll call you Skyfall.”
- >Frank puts the pegasus in with faramir.
- >”Okay… last one. What’s your deal, honey?”
- >Mr. Frank plucks the last pony from the crate. She’s dark green with a black mane.
- >”Whadda they call you? Swamp Thing? Hahaha!”
- >this fluffy looks very sad. she’s shaking a little.
- >”Looks healthy… all right, honey, on your back.”
- >Mr. Frank flips her onto her back. she squeaks and immediately starts to struggle
- >you know pehasus ponies don’t like to be on their backs
- >”nuuu! nuuu! wet up! pwease!”
- >”Calm down. CALM DOWN. This’ll be quick…”
- >Mr. Frank looks her over and puts a finger inside the mare. she kicks, gasping.
- >”ahhhhh! no touch! dat bad pwace! nuuuu! nuuuuuuu!”
- >the pegasus bucks, trying to get up. Mr. Frank is getting upset.
- >”You settle down and shut up or I’ll give you something to cry about.”
- >the mare continues to struggle. Mr. Frank grabs a rolled up newspaper and swats her on the bottom with it.
- >”Settle down.”
- >he tries to examine the mare further, but she kicks flailing her legs.
- >”Godammit!”
- >Mr. Frank whacks the mare’s bottom a few more times. she finally stops struggling
- >”No wonder you’re so antsy… you got a tick right on your ass here, girl.”
- >Mr. Frank pulls a bitey bug off the tender skin of the mare’s poopie place and crushes it on The Table.
- >he dabs a little smelly water on her bottom. she screeches.
- >*sigh* “Won’t even thank me for pulling a tick off your asshole? Typical selfish woman… we’ll call you Moss. Heh.”
- >Mr. Frank puts moss in with one of the other females.
- >”Damn. I wish Jim was here.”
- >Mr. Frank leaves The Room and turns off the pretend yellow sky balls. it’s dark.
- >you hear the two mares sniffling, thinking about their foals that were taken away.
- >you wish Big Man was here, too.
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