i pull down her patagonia panties, and there it is
smoother than marc andreessen's humpty dumpty head
tighter than paul graham's perma puckered pooper

i dive in nose first for the pre seed round
ah! smells like $500 presidio pine massage oil
tastes like blue bottle vanilla Bean coffee cream

i lap it up in small circles with a light touch
and in that moment, I grok the meaning of Floodgate.
Funding Secured.

i tell siri to play jesus is king by kanye west,
take out one of my airpods, stand up,
and tell her to get on her knees for the seed round

the porcelain veneers protrude too much
so i bend her over my Helix Dusk LUXE mattress
tell her I'm going to fuck another Adam Neumann into her 24k gold uterus

it's only the second quarter, and we've achieved full penetration.
judging by the moans, she likes to get fucked more than Chamath Palihapitiya!
her lips grip like Peter Thiel's reptilian digits on naked waiter dick

as my pelvis again collides with cheeks plumper than Reid Hoffman's,
i start feeling the contractions.
i tell her to let go, remember the Zen of Spirit Rock

i grab her hips and thrust until I hit Bedrock repeatedly
her eyes squint shut, mouth wide open, she gushes like a waterfall for the first time
and screams, "NARRATIVE VIOLATION!!!!"

i pull out, turn her over and tell her to look me in the eyes.
i give her a facial better than any she's had on nob hill.

i set a new Benchmark her Beta Buck VC husband will never touch.

he didn't know he'd be funding me like this

- VicKra

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p.s. dramatized yes, but thanks for leading my series a, cuck

maybe i'll let your wife join my harem when we IPO in 2 years