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- 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:25,030
- Eggy.
- 2
- 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,630
- You mind if I share your cab?
- 3
- 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:40,740
- Charlie?
- 4
- 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:45,950
- It's ironic, isn't it?
- 5
- 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,150
- You look like a gentleman,
- I look like a pleb.
- 6
- 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:52,320
- If I was you, I'd unlock your cab.
- 7
- 00:02:11,770 --> 00:02:13,280
- Pete, get us out of here!
- 8
- 00:02:35,930 --> 00:02:37,630
- You think that shit's
- gonna work this time?
- 9
- 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,200
- You're way out of your depth.
- 10
- 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,280
- Fuck!
- 11
- 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:39,120
- Take him out!
- 12
- 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:52,590
- Merlin! We've got a Code Purple.
- My driver's down.
- 13
- 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,630
- Permission to blow these fuckers away.
- 14
- 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:55,960
- Denied.
- 15
- 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,270
- Cannot be contained.
- 16
- 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,740
- Head south, I'm clearing the route.
- 17
- 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,250
- Shit!
- 18
- 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,150
- Merlin, I'm entering Hyde Park.
- 19
- 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:53,660
- Can I get on with it?
- 20
- 00:06:57,390 --> 00:06:58,530
- Merlin!
- 21
- 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:00,560
- Dark zone confirmed.
- Permission to fire.
- 22
- 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:01,960
- Oh, thank fuck for that!
- 23
- 00:07:17,450 --> 00:07:20,280
- No time to relax.
- Police are right behind you.
- 24
- 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,620
- You have 30 seconds before
- they reach your position.
- 25
- 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,650
- Go directly to Rendez-vous Swan.
- 26
- 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:38,170
- Merlin, you do realize
- I haven't even got a windscreen right now?
- 27
- 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,640
- I seem to remember
- from your training
- 28
- 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,390
- you were rather good
- at holding your breath.
- 29
- 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,639
- It wasn't a revenge mission.
- 30
- 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,440
- Charlie could've just
- killed you immediately.
- 31
- 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,470
- Not boasting,
- but I trained him well enough
- 32
- 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:26,910
- that even he wouldn't mess that up.
- 33
- 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,280
- Merlin, I'm sorry,
- 34
- 00:09:28,304 --> 00:09:29,520
- we're gonna have to do
- the debrief tomorrow.
- 35
- 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:30,860
- I've got to get to a dinner tonight
- 36
- 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,360
- and if I miss it, let's just say
- Charlie might as well have killed me.
- 37
- 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,549
- Well, if you can't wait for
- the police to clear the park,
- 38
- 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:37,050
- there's another way out in the corner.
- 39
- 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,630
- Fuck!
- 40
- 00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:52,270
- How important is that dinner?
- 41
- 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,310
- Let me show you.
- 42
- 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:45,150
- For fuck's sake!
- 43
- 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,490
- Babe.
- 44
- 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:53,030
- I'm home!
- 45
- 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,100
- I'm here.
- 46
- 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,340
- What the hell happened?
- 47
- 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,740
- It's a long story that deserves a kiss.
- 48
- 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,280
- Not even JB would kiss you right now.
- 49
- 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,750
- If you really love me, just one little kiss.
- 50
- 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,420
- You were really gonna do it?
- 51
- 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:19,550
- Yeah.
- 52
- 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,120
- Now, that is true love right there.
- 53
- 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,160
- Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.
- 54
- 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:28,530
- ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
- 55
- 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:35,340
- And Tilde made that for you herself, bruv.
- 56
- 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,440
- The royal baker's not available.
- 57
- 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:40,680
- Shut up Brandon.
- 58
- 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:43,180
- Especially if you want some of this...
- 59
- 00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:45,580
- Wait. Is that that Swedish stuff right there?
- 60
- 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:47,028
- Yes.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 61
- 00:11:47,028 --> 00:11:49,679
- I aingt drinking none of that.
- Last time here, I was wrecked, man.
- 62
- 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,400
- Yeah, but that's 'cause you
- were a lightweight, Jamal.
- 63
- 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,520
- No, no, babe, I'm good.
- Not for me, thank you.
- 64
- 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,860
- Oh, what?
- What's going on, man?
- 65
- 00:11:57,890 --> 00:12:00,330
- I'm meeting her parents
- for the first time tomorrow night.
- 66
- 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:03,400
- I wanna make a good
- impression, so what?
- 67
- 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:06,070
- Oh, yeah, Jamal,
- are you free to dogsit JB
- 68
- 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,440
- tomorrow night while we're there?
- 69
- 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,640
- Sorry bruv, I've got
- to look after my nan tomorrow.
- 70
- 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,870
- But Liam's free, though.
- 71
- 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:11,910
- Yeah?
- 72
- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,080
- I can't, mate.
- I'm allergic to dogs.
- 73
- 00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:15,110
- Bullshit.
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- 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,440
- Dogshit, actually.
- 75
- 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,620
- That leaves you, Brandon.
- What you doing tomorrow night?
- 76
- 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:22,320
- Yeah, I'll look after your dog, mate,
- but I got one condition.
- 77
- 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:23,650
- What's that?
- 78
- 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,090
- You have a drink with us.
- Yeah.
- 79
- 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,520
- Got to do it, babe.
- 80
- 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,350
- Got to do it.
- 81
- 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,160
- Brandon, happy birthday!
- 82
- 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:30,990
- Happy birthday.
- 83
- 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:32,530
- Yeah.
- Cheers.
- 84
- 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,260
- Shit.
- 85
- 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,970
- My drugs are everywhere.
- 86
- 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,940
- They were never my thing
- but here I am,
- 87
- 00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:48,180
- running the biggest
- drug cartel in the world.
- 88
- 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:53,580
- The only downside is having to
- live in the middle of nowhere.
- 89
- 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:59,590
- You know, these ruins
- are technically undiscovered.
- 90
- 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,890
- I just added a few touches
- to remind me of home.
- 91
- 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:08,130
- I grew up on all that
- awesome 50s nostalgia.
- 92
- 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,600
- Grease. American Graffiti.
- Happy Days.
- 93
- 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:14,140
- But I digress.
- 94
- 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:16,240
- The thing you need to understand,
- 95
- 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,340
- is the hard work and ingenuity,
- 96
- 00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:21,710
- it took to achieve a global monopoly,
- 97
- 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,610
- on the drug trade.
- 98
- 00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,015
- And that's all on me.
- 99
- 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:27,380
- Not to toot my own horn,
- 100
- 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:30,720
- I just think it's really important
- for new recruits to understand,
- 101
- 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:33,860
- the history of The Golden Circle.
- 102
- 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:40,700
- So. Lifelong friends.
- 103
- 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:45,370
- Charles, do you think your buddy here
- is worthy of joining us?
- 104
- 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,299
- Ms. Poppy, I would not have brought him
- 105
- 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,839
- all the way to see you
- if I didn't think so.
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- 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,770
- Excellent.
- Well, you hungry?
- 107
- 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:51,810
- Starving.
- 108
- 00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:52,722
- Wonderful!
- 109
- 00:13:52,747 --> 00:13:54,180
- Right this way.
- 110
- 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:55,910
- Make yourselves at home.
- 111
- 00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:58,055
- So..
- 112
- 00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,530
- Fellas...
- 113
- 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:03,370
- I have a couple of things
- that I wanna clarify.
- 114
- 00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:05,790
- You understand,
- 115
- 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:10,060
- that in The Golden Circle my authority
- is never to be questioned, right?
- 116
- 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:12,060
- And the importance of following orders?
- 117
- 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,430
- Do you understand that?
- 118
- 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,130
- And the value of loyalty?
- 119
- 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,930
- It's easy to nod, isn't it?
- 120
- 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,213
- I don't like easy.
- 121
- 00:14:23,338 --> 00:14:24,564
- I like proof.
- 122
- 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,686
- What's your name?
- 123
- 00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:32,150
- Angel, ma'am.
- 124
- 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,880
- Angel, baby.
- 125
- 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,020
- Hey.
- 126
- 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,220
- Your old pal, Charles, has messed up.
- 127
- 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,750
- That's all I'm gonna tell you,
- 128
- 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,930
- because that's all you need to know.
- 129
- 00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:41,460
- So put him in the mincer, Ok?
- 130
- 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:46,050
- No, Miss Poppy!
- 131
- 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,470
- Good job!
- 132
- 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,840
- See my salon across the way?
- 133
- 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,480
- Head there for your makeover.
- 134
- 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:28,230
- Eggsy, I hope you're hungry.
- 135
- 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,589
- Oh, babe,
- 136
- 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,494
- I was gonna grab breakfast at work.
- 137
- 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,780
- This looks lovely, but I'm running late.
- 138
- 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,640
- I just thought maybe we could practice?
- 139
- 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:40,070
- For tonight.
- 140
- 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,410
- Practice?
- 141
- 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,840
- Eating?
- 142
- 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,450
- You said you've never
- eaten at a palace before.
- 143
- 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:46,423
- And...
- 144
- 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:49,451
- Pappa is sort of picky
- about table manners.
- 145
- 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,293
- Well, as it happens babe,
- 146
- 00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:52,920
- I've got this shit on lock.
- 147
- 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,960
- I know what every single one
- of them knives and forks is for.
- 148
- 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,730
- This is a butter knife.
- 149
- 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,340
- It's the only one you need to remember,
- the rest of the cutlery is easy.
- 150
- 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,470
- You start from the outside,
- 151
- 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,700
- and you work your way in with each course.
- 152
- 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,640
- And never let anyone
- describe you as H.K.L.P.
- 153
- 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:10,770
- What's that?
- 154
- 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:12,370
- Holds knife like pen.
- 155
- 00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:15,710
- A habit erroneously believed
- to be upper class dining etiquette.
- 156
- 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:17,810
- It is quite the opposite.
- 157
- 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:24,090
- White wine, pudding wine,
- red wine, water and pop.
- 158
- 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,290
- Or whatever tipple takes your fancy.
- 159
- 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,830
- Am I supposed to wait for everyone else
- to be served before I start eating?
- 160
- 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,670
- Only if the dish being served is cold.
- 161
- 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,177
- Or if the Queen is present.
- 162
- 00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:35,524
- Otherwise tuck in.
- 163
- 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:38,400
- Got to be honest,
- 164
- 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,800
- never really thought
- the royalty bit would be relevant.
- 165
- 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,210
- Harry would've been chuffed.
- 166
- 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:46,280
- I wish I could've met him.
- 167
- 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,550
- You miss him too, don't you Mr. Pickle?
- 168
- 00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,430
- Mr. Pickle says, Yeah.
- 169
- 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,800
- Hey, no, no, sit down, I'm fine.
- 170
- 00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:13,540
- I'm fine. Have a good day.
- 171
- 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:15,570
- Ok.
- 172
- 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,349
- Galahad!
- 173
- 00:18:45,474 --> 00:18:46,169
- You're late.
- 174
- 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,175
- We were wondering,
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- 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,800
- if you'd had a second
- encounter with Charlie.
- 176
- 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:50,948
- I wish.
- 177
- 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,895
- I'm looking forward to finishing him off.
- 178
- 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:58,550
- All right, gents.
- 179
- 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:01,080
- Merlin, come in.
- 180
- 00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,050
- Galahad and Lancelot,
- 181
- 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,220
- please remain for Merlings debrief.
- 182
- 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:06,532
- Everyone else,
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- 00:19:06,556 --> 00:19:08,544
- reconvene at 1900 hours.
- 184
- 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:11,090
- So...
- 185
- 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,370
- the man who attacked Galahad in the taxi
- was Charlie Hesketh.
- 186
- 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,570
- Rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad.
- 187
- 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,100
- We last saw him back
- at Richmond Valentine's HQ.
- 188
- 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:23,240
- I've caught a fucking spy!
- 189
- 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,210
- Like everyone else there,
- 190
- 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,350
- Charlie had a security implant
- in his neck.
- 191
- 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,920
- A weakness we had no choice
- but to exploit.
- 192
- 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:37,460
- Hey, Merlin.
- 193
- 00:19:37,485 --> 00:19:40,444
- Still fucking spectacular, eh?
- 194
- 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:44,455
- Come on guys, loosen up.
- 195
- 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:45,784
- We saved the world.
- 196
- 00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,090
- Yeah.
- 197
- 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,858
- Unfortunately Galahad,
- 198
- 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,670
- you also saved Charlie.
- 199
- 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,885
- When you electrocuted him,
- 200
- 00:19:52,910 --> 00:19:54,370
- you damaged his implant.
- 201
- 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,240
- Instead of his head exploding,
- 202
- 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,540
- he only lost an arm and his vocal chords.
- 203
- 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:00,879
- Fucker should be thanking me.
- 204
- 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,410
- And now he's back for revenge?
- 205
- 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,950
- We don't think so, sir.
- 206
- 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,710
- We believe he's being recruited
- by an unknown organization.
- 207
- 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,850
- Lancelot?
- 208
- 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,380
- Got the police autopsy reports
- 209
- 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,850
- from Charlie's colleagues in the SUVs.
- 210
- 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,860
- They're not just goons for hire.
- 211
- 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:15,990
- Fingerprints removed.
- 212
- 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,130
- Teeth filed smooth.
- 213
- 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,874
- I did a face recognition.
- 214
- 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:19,700
- Nothing.
- 215
- 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:20,700
- And that thing?
- 216
- 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:24,370
- A cosmetic tattoo made of 24-carat gold.
- 217
- 00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,230
- They all had them.
- 218
- 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:30,070
- Seems like we're looking
- at some kind of underworld organization.
- 219
- 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,640
- Senora Poppy has sent me
- for my makeover.
- 220
- 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,780
- Follow me.
- 221
- 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,720
- Please take your shirt off.
- 222
- 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:26,930
- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- 223
- 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,300
- Not that.
- 224
- 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,630
- This.
- 225
- 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,470
- Bon appetit.
- 226
- 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,110
- How is it?
- 227
- 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:20,150
- It's delicious.
- 228
- 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,490
- Welcome to Golden Circle.
- 229
- 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:28,760
- ♪ Raining in my heart ♪
- 230
- 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,870
- I think we should do you the favor
- 231
- 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,180
- of conversing in English, yes.
- 232
- 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,280
- So, tell me,
- 233
- 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:52,510
- what do you do?
- 234
- 00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:55,120
- I work for Kingsman,
- the tailors, Your Highness.
- 235
- 00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:58,350
- You may address my daughter
- as Your Highness.
- 236
- 00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:01,890
- Please address the Queen and
- myself with Your Majesty.
- 237
- 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,290
- Pappa, this is a family dinner,
- 238
- 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,530
- not some state function.
- 239
- 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,200
- Well then, Eggsy.
- 240
- 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,970
- What do you make of the current situation
- 241
- 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,070
- in the Indian financial markets?
- 242
- 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,700
- Pappa!
- 243
- 00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:21,340
- Well...
- 244
- 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,980
- I don't think we can
- underestimate the impact
- 245
- 00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:28,750
- of ECB's quantitative easing measures and
- 246
- 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,019
- of course, the liquidity wave
- 247
- 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,719
- from the US Federal Reserve rate hike
- 248
- 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,890
- getting pushed back.
- 249
- 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,130
- Frida Kahlo.
- 250
- 00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:45,370
- Well,
- 251
- 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:47,970
- other than the 1939
- acquisition by the Louvre,
- 252
- 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,939
- she wasn't really acknowledged
- 253
- 00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:53,040
- until the new Mexicanisimo art
- movementof the late 1970s.
- 254
- 00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,310
- Moorish revival.
- 255
- 00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:01,520
- The Palazzo Sammezzano.
- 256
- 00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:02,650
- In Tuscany.
- 257
- 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,620
- Beautiful.
- 258
- 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,760
- Bluetooth technology.
- 259
- 00:24:07,790 --> 00:24:09,420
- Which of course, got its name,
- 260
- 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,230
- from the legendary Danish king,
- 261
- 00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:12,200
- Harald Blatand,
- 262
- 00:24:12,225 --> 00:24:15,660
- whose name translates
- to Bluetooth in English.
- 263
- 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:19,300
- And the Bluetooth logo is his initials
- in Norse runic symbols.
- 264
- 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:21,300
- And, as I'm sure you know,
- 265
- 00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,700
- the Bluetooth logo is his initials,
- 266
- 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,410
- in Norse runic symbols.
- 267
- 00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:27,240
- Oh, my God, Eggsy.
- 268
- 00:24:27,270 --> 00:24:29,110
- Why isn't he eating his fucking pudding?
- 269
- 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,080
- I need to research this gold tattoo.
- 270
- 00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,920
- I found records of other people
- with the same body modifications.
- 271
- 00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:36,960
- All of them have high level involvement
- 272
- 00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:39,090
- with crime and international drug trafficking.
- 273
- 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:42,190
- And there's rumors of something
- called The Golden Circle.
- 274
- 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,200
- Best agent or best friend?
- 275
- 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:02,280
- Come on, JB.
- Give it a rest, mate.
- 276
- 00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:04,365
- Stop scratching the door.
- 277
- 00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:05,810
- I'm gonna get the blame now.
- 278
- 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,650
- There you are. Happy?
- 279
- 00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:24,060
- With the decks and all that.
- 280
- 00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:27,640
- Shit, boy!
- 281
- 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:28,940
- What the...
- 282
- 00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:37,910
- Do you reckon, JB...
- 283
- 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:40,020
- model material?
- 284
- 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:46,090
- I must say, you're really
- not as I expected.
- 285
- 00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:49,160
- Well, thank you very much...
- 286
- 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:50,530
- Your Majesty.
- 287
- 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,890
- Eggsy?
- Is that you, mate?
- 288
- 00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:54,860
- What the fuck is going on here?
- 289
- 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,260
- You a gangster now or something?
- 290
- 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,870
- Fucking hell is that?
- Tilde's mom and dad's house?
- 291
- 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,780
- Tell you what.
- Whatever you're doing, I want in.
- 292
- 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,670
- Put it down!
- 293
- 00:26:04,510 --> 00:26:05,910
- Why?
- 294
- 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:08,540
- I said, put it down now!
- 295
- 00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:09,780
- What's wrong with it?
- 296
- 00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:12,280
- Shut it! Fucking shut it!
- 297
- 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:13,950
- Eggsy.
- I beg your pardon?
- 298
- 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:15,750
- Shut it! Shut it now!
- 299
- 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:18,020
- All right, mate.
- Chill your boots.
- 300
- 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,820
- Eggsy, what...
- 301
- 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:23,960
- Oh, no. Oh, my God, no.
- I'm so sorry.
- 302
- 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:27,020
- You shut up and all.
- You got me in enough trouble.
- 303
- 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,460
- The next order of business...
- 304
- 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,360
- Agent Percival.
- 305
- 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,170
- Arthur.
- 306
- 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:10,970
- Oh, fuck.
- 307
- 00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,410
- Yep.
- 308
- 00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:21,450
- Kingsman is crumpets.
- 309
- 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,908
- Like toast,
- 310
- 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:27,021
- but British.
- 311
- 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:29,120
- And to say thank you...
- 312
- 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,630
- I got you a present, Charlie.
- 313
- 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:36,400
- My guys made you this.
- 314
- 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:43,500
- Bigger, badder, better.
- I call it...
- 315
- 00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:46,170
- ARMageddon.
- 316
- 00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:07,230
- Let's see if your game improves.
- 317
- 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,080
- Someone decides to wipe out
- 318
- 00:29:01,110 --> 00:29:02,920
- every Kingsman property,
- 319
- 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,303
- every agent,
- 320
- 00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:05,620
- and somehow,
- 321
- 00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:07,720
- conveniently, you weren't at home.
- 322
- 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,920
- I could say the same thing about you.
- 323
- 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,930
- What, you think I'd kill Roxy?
- 324
- 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,100
- And my mate, Brandon,
- and my fucking dog?
- 325
- 00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:16,230
- No.
- 326
- 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,800
- You think I would?
- 327
- 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,110
- This thing...
- 328
- 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,310
- hacked us.
- 329
- 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,710
- Clearly, this arm can be remotely controlled.
- 330
- 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,220
- I'm only alive because my address
- 331
- 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,450
- wasn't on the database with the agents.
- 332
- 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,920
- Whoever Charlie's working with,
- 333
- 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,038
- doesn't think that mere staff,
- 334
- 00:29:42,863 --> 00:29:44,214
- are missile-worthy.
- 335
- 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:46,730
- This aingt funny.
- 336
- 00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:48,760
- Roxy is dead!
- 337
- 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,269
- Everyone's dead! Gone!
- Do you even care?
- 338
- 00:29:51,270 --> 00:29:52,600
- Pull yourself together.
- 339
- 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:54,270
- Remember your training.
- 340
- 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,400
- There's no time for emotion in this scenario.
- 341
- 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:01,540
- Now,
- 342
- 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,840
- as all surviving agents are present,
- 343
- 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,050
- we follow the doomsday protocol.
- 344
- 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,680
- When that's done,
- 345
- 00:30:07,905 --> 00:30:09,404
- and only then...
- 346
- 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,590
- you may shed a tear in private.
- 347
- 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:17,690
- Ok.
- 348
- 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,230
- What's the doomsday protocol?
- 349
- 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,100
- We go shopping.
- 350
- 00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:39,039
- We're from Kingsman.
- 351
- 00:30:39,264 --> 00:30:40,610
- We'd like to buy some wine.
- 352
- 00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:43,350
- And use tasting room
- number three, please.
- 353
- 00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:49,160
- Not one of my predecessors
- 354
- 00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:51,390
- has ever been in this situation before.
- 355
- 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:54,700
- Thank God.
- 356
- 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:03,870
- Remember this?
- 357
- 00:31:04,010 --> 00:31:05,270
- Yeah, how could I forget?
- 358
- 00:31:14,550 --> 00:31:17,420
- Whatever's in that safe
- is the answer to all our problems.
- 359
- 00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:35,070
- Is that it?
- 360
- 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,200
- I suppose that must be
- upper-class humor.
- 361
- 00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:40,270
- I don't get it.
- 362
- 00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:42,250
- Me neither. What the fuck
- are we supposed to do now?
- 363
- 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:46,380
- I think we should drink a toast
- to our fallen comrades.
- 364
- 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,820
- To Roxy.
- 365
- 00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:53,850
- Roxy.
- 366
- 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:03,349
- To Arthur.
- 367
- 00:32:03,574 --> 00:32:04,554
- Arthur.
- 368
- 00:32:09,270 --> 00:32:10,600
- Should we do one for JB?
- 369
- 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,910
- I think we should.
- 370
- 00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:27,490
- I should have seen it coming.
- 371
- 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,890
- Charlie, the taxi.
- 372
- 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,260
- It's all my fault.
- 373
- 00:32:31,290 --> 00:32:32,501
- No, that's bullshit.
- 374
- 00:32:32,726 --> 00:32:35,124
- Bullshit Merlin. It aingt,
- aingt all your fault.
- 375
- 00:32:35,930 --> 00:32:37,400
- You're the best, bruv.
- 376
- 00:32:37,630 --> 00:32:39,530
- Honestly, without you I...
- 377
- 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:41,570
- I'd have lost it a long time ago.
- 378
- 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,210
- I think we should drink to Scotland.
- 379
- 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,940
- I think we've probably
- had enough, to be honest.
- 380
- 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,450
- You're probably right.
- 381
- 00:32:58,990 --> 00:33:00,045
- Merlin.
- 382
- 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,270
- Aye?
- 383
- 00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:03,520
- I think we're going to Kentucky.
- 384
- 00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:04,930
- Fried Chicken?
- 385
- 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:06,830
- I love fried chicken.
- 386
- 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,700
- No, proper Kentucky. Look.
- 387
- 00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:11,830
- You know what else I love?
- 388
- 00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:13,930
- Country and western music.
- 389
- 00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:16,800
- ♪ Country roads ♪
- 390
- 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,840
- ♪ Take me home ♪
- 391
- 00:33:20,810 --> 00:33:24,680
- ♪ To the place I belong ♪
- 392
- 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,200
- Oh! Here's where we leave
- the casks to age.
- 393
- 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,430
- Unfortunately, we can't go in,
- 394
- 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:49,800
- as it's a temperature-controlled
- environment.
- 395
- 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:52,770
- So let's move on
- to our world class stud farm,
- 396
- 00:33:52,810 --> 00:33:55,710
- and meet three of
- our Kentucky Derby winners.
- 397
- 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,220
- Biometric security scanner just to protect
- a few old barrels of whiskey?
- 398
- 00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:04,450
- Pull the other one, love.
- 399
- 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:06,650
- Got it.
- 400
- 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,400
- Are you getting anything?
- 401
- 00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:17,500
- Not yet.
- 402
- 00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:20,500
- Fucking hell.
- 403
- 00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:22,140
- It's a shame it's not scotch.
- 404
- 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,670
- Hang on.
- 405
- 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:27,809
- According to this, there's a huge
- 406
- 00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:29,740
- underground structure right beneath us.
- 407
- 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:31,810
- And if my calculations are correct...
- 408
- 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
- This...
- 409
- 00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:38,350
- is the way in.
- 410
- 00:34:41,190 --> 00:34:42,990
- Fucking hell, Merlin.
- Shit.
- 411
- 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:44,360
- You know, my mama...
- 412
- 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,860
- she always told me...
- 413
- 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:50,630
- us southerners get our good
- manners from the British.
- 414
- 00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:52,338
- I was thinking,
- 415
- 00:34:52,563 --> 00:34:54,070
- aingt that a pity.
- 416
- 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,170
- Y'all didn't keep nothing for yourselves.
- 417
- 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,680
- Y'all aingt never heard of
- knocking before you enter?
- 418
- 00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:09,150
- Well, actually we had an invitation.
- Didn't we?
- 419
- 00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:10,320
- Yeah.
- Oh, did you now?
- 420
- 00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:12,390
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It came in the shape of a bottle.
- 421
- 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,719
- We're from the Kingsman
- tailor shop in London.
- 422
- 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,860
- Maybe you've heard of us?
- 423
- 00:35:17,190 --> 00:35:18,190
- The Kingsman.
- Yeah.
- 424
- 00:35:20,230 --> 00:35:21,929
- That's where y'all got them fine suits
- 425
- 00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:23,530
- and them fancy spectacles y'all got on?
- 426
- 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,900
- Exactly.
- That's right.
- 427
- 00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,270
- Y'all look damn sharp.
- 428
- 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,550
- Let me see if I got it right, here.
- 429
- 00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:29,876
- You want me to believe that,
- 430
- 00:35:30,001 --> 00:35:31,340
- it's normal for a tailor,
- 431
- 00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:35,080
- to hack through an advanced
- biometric security system,
- 432
- 00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:37,550
- with nothing but a little bitty old watch on?
- 433
- 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,420
- I can promise you...
- 434
- 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:46,050
- that dog don't hunt.
- 435
- 00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:47,730
- So why don't you go on and get down
- on your knees,
- 436
- 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,520
- and tell me who you really work for.
- 437
- 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,900
- That's 1963 Statesman Reserve.
- 438
- 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,610
- You just made it personal.
- 439
- 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,090
- Who the fuck are you?
- 440
- 00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:40,040
- A bottle in a secret wall.
- 441
- 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,080
- You really expect me to take that seriously?
- 442
- 00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:47,450
- See, I think your story's horse shit.
- 443
- 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,420
- Y'all just trying to cover
- for a failed rescue mission.
- 444
- 00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:53,190
- You here for the lepidopterist,
- aingt you?
- 445
- 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:59,830
- Ok, so your mystery bottle?
- 446
- 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:04,140
- Look anything like that, right there?
- 447
- 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,430
- Yes. Same brand, much older.
- 448
- 00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:07,970
- All right.
- 449
- 00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:10,570
- Let's see here.
- 450
- 00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:13,340
- You know why the measurement
- 451
- 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:16,010
- of alcohol content's called proof?
- 452
- 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,810
- Fuck off!
- 453
- 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,080
- For Pete's sake.
- 454
- 00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:22,550
- See, comes from back in the old days,
- 455
- 00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:25,120
- when pirates wanted to test
- the strength of their rum.
- 456
- 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:27,450
- They used to pour a little bit out
- on gunpowder.
- 457
- 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,330
- That'll make you wanna slap
- your mama right there, boy.
- 458
- 00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:35,830
- And if the gunpowder,
- 459
- 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:37,500
- if it burnt when they set it alight,
- 460
- 00:37:37,530 --> 00:37:39,130
- they considered it proof...
- 461
- 00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:41,470
- that their rum was good and strong.
- 462
- 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,840
- But see, I aingt got no gunpowder on me, do I?
- 463
- 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,190
- But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make
- 464
- 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:51,040
- just as impressive of a sound,
- 465
- 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,580
- when I set your balls on fire.
- 466
- 00:37:56,850 --> 00:37:59,220
- Or you could just tell me who the fuck
- y'all really are,
- 467
- 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:01,760
- and how the hell y'all found us.
- Look, for the last time,
- 468
- 00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:04,360
- we have nothing to protect but our honor.
- 469
- 00:38:04,390 --> 00:38:07,430
- So you can take your cheap horse piss
- that you call whiskey,
- 470
- 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,010
- which, by the way, is spelled without an e,
- 471
- 00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:11,570
- and is nothing compared
- to a single malt scotch,
- 472
- 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,970
- and you can go fuck yourself.
- 473
- 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,640
- What about you?
- 474
- 00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:19,010
- Me?
- Yeah.
- 475
- 00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:20,940
- No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv.
- 476
- 00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:24,150
- But I do agree with the part
- where you go fuck yourself.
- 477
- 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,550
- All right.
- 478
- 00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:31,920
- Y'all aingt got nothing to protect
- other than your honor.
- 479
- 00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:34,860
- Let's see what happens
- when we change things up.
- 480
- 00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:44,900
- Fuck me.
- Harry?
- 481
- 00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:46,970
- Y'all got three seconds
- to tell me the truth.
- 482
- 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,100
- Wait. No.
- 483
- 00:38:48,130 --> 00:38:49,300
- No!
- Harry!
- 484
- 00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:51,240
- He can't hear you.
- But I can, so talk.
- 485
- 00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:53,370
- No!
- Get down, Harry!
- 486
- 00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:55,240
- Harry! Harry!
- That's two.
- 487
- 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,540
- Harry!
- Harry!
- 488
- 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,150
- Harry!
- Three.
- 489
- 00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,180
- Stop!
- 490
- 00:39:00,550 --> 00:39:02,050
- Their story checked out.
- 491
- 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,520
- I opened our doomsday scenario locker
- 492
- 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,050
- and that umbrella was in it.
- 493
- 00:39:06,490 --> 00:39:07,413
- Kingsman.
- 494
- 00:39:07,938 --> 00:39:09,414
- It's got our logo on it.
- 495
- 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,190
- I'm really sorry.
- 496
- 00:39:14,030 --> 00:39:15,260
- My apologies, boys.
- 497
- 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:18,060
- I hope there aingt no hard feelings.
- I was just doing my job.
- 498
- 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:20,400
- Welcome to the Statesman,
- 499
- 00:39:20,430 --> 00:39:22,200
- independent intelligence agency.
- 500
- 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,940
- Just like y'all, I reckon.
- 501
- 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:26,140
- But our founders went
- into the booze business.
- 502
- 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:27,250
- Thank the sweet Lord above.
- 503
- 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,140
- This is Ginger Ale.
- 504
- 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:30,910
- She's our strategy executive.
- 505
- 00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:31,850
- Hello.
- 506
- 00:39:32,650 --> 00:39:33,910
- I'm Agent Tequila.
- 507
- 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:36,780
- This is the part where you untie us.
- 508
- 00:39:40,350 --> 00:39:41,360
- Thank you.
- 509
- 00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:48,930
- Harry.
- 510
- 00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:50,530
- Hello.
- Hello, mate.
- 511
- 00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:56,370
- Harry.
- 512
- 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,070
- How do you do?
- 513
- 00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:00,410
- Have we met before?
- 514
- 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,140
- Harry,
- 515
- 00:40:02,165 --> 00:40:04,440
- it's Ok. It's fine.
- They know that we know you.
- 516
- 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,280
- I think there must be some mistake.
- 517
- 00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:09,920
- It's been such a long time, Harry.
- 518
- 00:40:10,650 --> 00:40:12,690
- I need to get my brogues resoled.
- 519
- 00:40:13,820 --> 00:40:16,260
- Yeah, and my oxfords are done in as well.
- 520
- 00:40:16,690 --> 00:40:18,490
- Why are you telling me
- about your shoes?
- 521
- 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,230
- I'm a lepidopterist.
- 522
- 00:40:26,170 --> 00:40:27,270
- You're a what?
- 523
- 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,740
- I study butterflies.
- 524
- 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,880
- Well, you wanted to be before
- you joined the army, but...
- 525
- 00:40:38,510 --> 00:40:39,680
- Harry, look at me.
- 526
- 00:40:46,550 --> 00:40:47,820
- It's good to see you.
- 527
- 00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:50,120
- We'll be back soon.
- 528
- 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,547
- These fellas right here,
- 529
- 00:40:51,672 --> 00:40:53,190
- are our doomsday protocol?
- 530
- 00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:56,200
- Turns out, our founder's
- tailor was Kingsman.
- 531
- 00:40:59,070 --> 00:41:00,410
- What the fuck have you done to him?
- 532
- 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:02,400
- Nothing. Only tried to help him.
- 533
- 00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:04,040
- He's got retrograde amnesia.
- 534
- 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:05,310
- Now, we knew from his eyeglasses
- 535
- 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:06,370
- that he was intelligence.
- 536
- 00:41:06,410 --> 00:41:07,640
- We just didn't know whose.
- 537
- 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:10,040
- How did he get here?
- 538
- 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,550
- What the hell?
- 539
- 00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:15,855
- Tequila,
- 540
- 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,180
- I'm getting a crazy spike,
- 541
- 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,850
- of extreme low frequency waves
- 11 miles from here.
- 542
- 00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:21,750
- I'm gonna need you to escort me
- there immediately.
- 543
- 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,250
- I need your alpha gel.
- 544
- 00:41:52,950 --> 00:41:54,390
- I'll go check the church.
- 545
- 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:12,610
- We developed our alpha gel
- technology for our own agents,
- 546
- 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:14,510
- in the event of a head shot.
- 547
- 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,080
- The gel protects the brain.
- 548
- 00:42:16,310 --> 00:42:17,534
- Then in the lab,
- 549
- 00:42:17,559 --> 00:42:18,810
- we use nanites,
- 550
- 00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:21,350
- micro-bots, to repair tissue damage.
- 551
- 00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:29,390
- There are side effects.
- 552
- 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,720
- Partial amnesia,
- 553
- 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,760
- regression to the younger self.
- 554
- 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:35,015
- With no idea who he was,
- 555
- 00:42:35,016 --> 00:42:36,684
- there was nothing we could do.
- 556
- 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,470
- But now you guys are here,
- 557
- 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,800
- there's a good chance
- we can bring him back.
- 558
- 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:11,600
- You're late.
- 559
- 00:43:11,630 --> 00:43:13,270
- Why are you still wearing that?
- 560
- 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,796
- Until you get rid,
- 561
- 00:43:15,121 --> 00:43:16,500
- of the perimeter landmines.
- 562
- 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:18,840
- I'll keep wearing the suit,
- thank you very much.
- 563
- 00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:20,470
- Scaredy-cat.
- 564
- 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:21,810
- Shut up and sit down.
- 565
- 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:23,080
- Let's go!
- 566
- 00:43:26,050 --> 00:43:28,420
- Crocodile Rock, please.
- 567
- 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,850
- Fuck you!
- 568
- 00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:37,490
- Hey, hey, Elton, language.
- 569
- 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:40,860
- Ok, as fabulous as your catalogue is...
- 570
- 00:43:41,090 --> 00:43:43,630
- I think I want to hear some Gershwin.
- 571
- 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:47,070
- I still can't believe...
- 572
- 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,939
- you got away with kidnapping Elton John.
- 573
- 00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:50,748
- I know!
- 574
- 00:43:50,773 --> 00:43:53,171
- But with Valentine abducting
- those celebrities,
- 575
- 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,510
- it seemed silly not to take
- advantage of the confusion.
- 576
- 00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:59,510
- Shit. Has Elton got the blue rash?
- 577
- 00:44:02,650 --> 00:44:03,680
- Lights.
- 578
- 00:44:05,650 --> 00:44:07,190
- Hey, Elton.
- 579
- 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:09,620
- Have you been a bad boy again?
- 580
- 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,864
- You're lying.
- 581
- 00:44:11,989 --> 00:44:13,714
- Look at your hands.
- 582
- 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,060
- What is it?
- 583
- 00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:20,730
- It's proof that my plan is gonna work.
- 584
- 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:25,200
- It's also the first sign
- of a slow and horrible death.
- 585
- 00:44:26,970 --> 00:44:29,240
- Don't worry, I can fix it.
- 586
- 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:31,210
- Tell me who you partied with.
- 587
- 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,050
- It was Angel.
- 588
- 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,250
- Not very angelic.
- 589
- 00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:42,720
- Gonna have to clip his wings.
- 590
- 00:45:19,530 --> 00:45:20,960
- Close the door behind you.
- 591
- 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,069
- At what point are you
- going to start behaving
- 592
- 00:45:32,070 --> 00:45:33,740
- like a Statesman, Tequila?
- 593
- 00:45:33,870 --> 00:45:36,310
- You wanna go back
- to being a rodeo clown?
- 594
- 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,280
- No sir. I apologize sir.
- 595
- 00:45:40,610 --> 00:45:41,950
- I'm Champagne.
- 596
- 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,950
- But anyone who knows
- what's good for him...
- 597
- 00:45:46,450 --> 00:45:47,890
- calls me Champ.
- 598
- 00:45:48,790 --> 00:45:50,390
- Sorry for your troubles.
- 599
- 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,890
- As your American cousins,
- 600
- 00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:58,230
- I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably
- larger resources at your disposal.
- 601
- 00:46:00,830 --> 00:46:03,300
- Can you imagine us
- in the clothing business?
- 602
- 00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:07,948
- Now,
- 603
- 00:46:07,948 --> 00:46:09,381
- how can I help you?
- 604
- 00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:12,710
- First of all, I've got to thank you
- for saving Agent Galahad.
- 605
- 00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:13,950
- Wait.
- 606
- 00:46:13,950 --> 00:46:15,810
- You said that you were Galahad.
- 607
- 00:46:16,050 --> 00:46:17,350
- Oh no, he's talking about...
- 608
- 00:46:17,774 --> 00:46:18,589
- the butterfly guy.
- 609
- 00:46:18,613 --> 00:46:19,750
- That used to be his handle.
- 610
- 00:46:19,890 --> 00:46:24,120
- Galahad always said you've got to look at the
- bigger picture ask why as well as who.
- 611
- 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,489
- So if someone wanted to take out Kingsman,
- 612
- 00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:28,760
- then they've got to be
- planning something major.
- 613
- 00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:29,960
- So what do you know?
- 614
- 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,299
- They're a drug cartel, we think.
- 615
- 00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:33,570
- The name Golden Circle
- keeps coming up.
- 616
- 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:36,130
- We'll look into them.
- What else?
- 617
- 00:46:36,170 --> 00:46:38,540
- One of our former trainees
- is working with them.
- 618
- 00:46:38,770 --> 00:46:40,057
- Charlie Hesketh.
- 619
- 00:46:40,182 --> 00:46:41,370
- Total prick.
- 620
- 00:46:41,610 --> 00:46:43,180
- You got any promising leads on him?
- 621
- 00:46:43,710 --> 00:46:44,840
- His ex-girlfriend.
- 622
- 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:47,250
- I've been tracking her through social media.
- 623
- 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,350
- We believe she's still in contact with him.
- 624
- 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,520
- And she's going
- to Glastonbury Music Festival.
- 625
- 00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:57,420
- Oh, good.
- 626
- 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,490
- Agent Tequila,
- break out your dancing shoes.
- 627
- 00:47:00,530 --> 00:47:01,760
- You have a new mission.
- 628
- 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:02,800
- Yes, sir.
- 629
- 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:04,870
- Hold up.
- 630
- 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,669
- You feeling Ok?
- 631
- 00:47:08,670 --> 00:47:10,670
- I'm a little tired, but fine thanks.
- 632
- 00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:12,640
- Galahad, you ready?
- 633
- 00:47:12,670 --> 00:47:13,770
- Your face...
- 634
- 00:47:14,010 --> 00:47:15,180
- You got...
- 635
- 00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:18,950
- What the...
- 636
- 00:47:19,374 --> 00:47:20,179
- fuck?
- 637
- 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:21,410
- Oh, shit.
- 638
- 00:47:22,820 --> 00:47:24,320
- Head to the sick bay.
- 639
- 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,050
- Have Ginger check you out.
- 640
- 00:47:28,790 --> 00:47:29,990
- Give him your glasses.
- 641
- 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,730
- You're in luck, kid.
- Put them on.
- 642
- 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,800
- You get our finest senior agent
- to join you instead.
- 643
- 00:47:41,030 --> 00:47:43,500
- Right now, he's in our New York office.
- 644
- 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,240
- Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey.
- 645
- 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:49,780
- Kid,
- 646
- 00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:53,180
- looks like we're hooking up
- with a chick at a rock concert.
- 647
- 00:47:53,810 --> 00:47:55,780
- My favorite kind of mission.
- 648
- 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,350
- I'm sending my jet to pick you up.
- 649
- 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,870
- We've dealt with this kind of amnesia before.
- 650
- 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,080
- Harry's like a computer,
- 651
- 00:48:14,405 --> 00:48:15,864
- that needs to be rebooted.
- 652
- 00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:20,840
- We need to recreate a shock
- or trauma from his past,
- 653
- 00:48:21,170 --> 00:48:22,640
- to trigger his memory.
- 654
- 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,410
- I hope you're right.
- 655
- 00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:36,720
- Excuse me.
- 656
- 00:48:36,820 --> 00:48:38,730
- There seems to be
- some sort of a problem here.
- 657
- 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,140
- Help!
- 658
- 00:48:40,665 --> 00:48:41,700
- Somebody!
- 659
- 00:48:41,830 --> 00:48:43,381
- What the hell is going on?
- 660
- 00:48:44,206 --> 00:48:45,054
- Help me!
- 661
- 00:48:47,970 --> 00:48:48,970
- Help!
- 662
- 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,040
- Oh, God!
- 663
- 00:48:52,070 --> 00:48:53,070
- Stop!
- 664
- 00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:54,127
- Fuck!
- 665
- 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,560
- Get him out now.
- 666
- 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,730
- No, no, wait. His instincts are gonna kick in.
- 667
- 00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:32,550
- No. I'm sorry to do this.
- 668
- 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,509
- Are you Ok?
- 669
- 00:49:54,834 --> 00:49:55,834
- What happened?
- 670
- 00:49:55,970 --> 00:49:57,940
- Harry, you've forgotten who you are.
- 671
- 00:49:58,270 --> 00:50:00,370
- We thought this might jog your memory.
- 672
- 00:50:01,710 --> 00:50:04,780
- Look, when you were young,
- you had a choice.
- 673
- 00:50:05,110 --> 00:50:07,850
- To either be a lepidopterist
- or to join the army.
- 674
- 00:50:07,980 --> 00:50:09,671
- You chose the army.
- 675
- 00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:10,880
- That led to Kingsman.
- 676
- 00:50:10,904 --> 00:50:13,190
- You became a Kingsman agent.
- 677
- 00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:15,970
- I doubt whether I'd work for anyone
- who drowns their employees.
- 678
- 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,260
- I want to go home.
- 679
- 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:19,990
- I want my butterfly collection.
- 680
- 00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:22,730
- I want to see Mother.
- 681
- 00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:26,400
- There's nothing more we can do.
- 682
- 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,270
- It's time to let him go.
- 683
- 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,979
- Babe, I wish I could stay longer,
- 684
- 00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:42,520
- but I've got to go on with this mission.
- 685
- 00:50:42,550 --> 00:50:43,750
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 686
- 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,397
- Before you go,
- 687
- 00:50:46,522 --> 00:50:47,914
- I wanna show you something.
- 688
- 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:54,330
- I know he could never replace JB but...
- 689
- 00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,360
- Oh, my days.
- 690
- 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,630
- I hoped he might make you happy.
- 691
- 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,240
- And give you another reason
- to come back home soon.
- 692
- 00:51:07,970 --> 00:51:09,210
- I love him.
- 693
- 00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:11,440
- But I don't need another
- reason to come home.
- 694
- 00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:19,716
- I apologize.
- 695
- 00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:21,860
- Just waiting for my friend.
- 696
- 00:51:22,290 --> 00:51:24,090
- I'll be back as soon as I can, I promise.
- 697
- 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,530
- Got to go save the world?
- Yep.
- 698
- 00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:29,760
- Well, if you save the world...
- 699
- 00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:32,430
- you know what that means.
- 700
- 00:51:32,670 --> 00:51:34,100
- Yeah, all right.
- 701
- 00:51:37,770 --> 00:51:38,770
- Bye, buddy.
- 702
- 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:46,710
- Got the passes from my contact.
- 703
- 00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,350
- You're gonna love Glastonbury.
- 704
- 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,280
- Well, that's the easy part, kid.
- 705
- 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,220
- Take a look in the glove box.
- 706
- 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:00,360
- Fucking hell, bruv.
- 707
- 00:52:00,590 --> 00:52:02,530
- Thought everything
- was supposed to be bigger in America.
- 708
- 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:05,260
- Is this why you overcompensate
- with these massive cars?
- 709
- 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,770
- Goes on your finger.
- 710
- 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,480
- The surveillance tracker is in the tip.
- 711
- 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,670
- Apply light pressure for three
- seconds to release it.
- 712
- 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:20,310
- Ok, so according to her Instagram feed,
- 713
- 00:52:20,350 --> 00:52:23,320
- Charlie's ex-girlfriend
- is up ahead at the VIP bar.
- 714
- 00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:25,180
- Which one of us is gonna
- plant the tracker?
- 715
- 00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,550
- Bands, boys.
- 716
- 00:52:27,290 --> 00:52:28,520
- Yeah, that's fine.
- 717
- 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,460
- I say we both make an approach,
- 718
- 00:52:32,090 --> 00:52:33,790
- whoever gets on best, goes for it.
- 719
- 00:52:34,030 --> 00:52:35,640
- Well, it doesn't have
- to be a competition, bruv.
- 720
- 00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,030
- Why don't we just go up to her,
- 721
- 00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:38,340
- shake her hand, pat her on the back,
- 722
- 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,700
- whatever, you know.
- Job done.
- 723
- 00:52:40,530 --> 00:52:43,000
- The hand is not
- a mucous membrane, Eggsy.
- 724
- 00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:45,070
- Neither is the back.
- 725
- 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:47,510
- They teach you anything at Kingsman?
- 726
- 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:48,780
- What are you talking about?
- 727
- 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:51,710
- Our trackers are designed
- to enter the bloodstream.
- 728
- 00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:54,880
- They circulate harmlessly,
- providing full audio and GPS.
- 729
- 00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:56,280
- Mucus membrane.
- 730
- 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,980
- That's like up the nose, isn't it?
- 731
- 00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:59,950
- What the fuck am I gonna do?
- Stick my finger...
- 732
- 00:53:03,820 --> 00:53:06,030
- It's not just inside the nose, is it?
- 733
- 00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:08,160
- No, Eggsy, it aingt.
- Fuck.
- 734
- 00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:10,930
- All right, I'll take the first crack.
- 735
- 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,370
- Watch and learn, buddy.
- 736
- 00:53:15,330 --> 00:53:16,740
- Good luck.
- 737
- 00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:24,440
- Here you go, ma'am.
- Thank you.
- 738
- 00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:26,110
- Miss, I beg your pardon.
- 739
- 00:53:26,150 --> 00:53:27,710
- Now, I don't wanna pester to you but,
- 740
- 00:53:27,950 --> 00:53:29,950
- I just have to know,
- what time are you playing?
- 741
- 00:53:30,980 --> 00:53:32,520
- I'm not in a band.
- 742
- 00:53:32,650 --> 00:53:34,120
- Oh, God.
- Who did you think I was?
- 743
- 00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:35,989
- Please don't say someone ghastly.
- 744
- 00:53:35,990 --> 00:53:37,960
- God damn it, now I feel like a fool.
- 745
- 00:53:38,290 --> 00:53:40,368
- I just assumed that a woman with your...
- 746
- 00:53:41,393 --> 00:53:42,393
- charisma...
- 747
- 00:53:42,690 --> 00:53:44,530
- well she just had to be somebody.
- 748
- 00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:45,860
- Right.
- 749
- 00:53:46,670 --> 00:53:47,600
- Thank you.
- 750
- 00:53:47,830 --> 00:53:50,440
- No, it's Ok. I know you didn't mean
- to make me feel like a dumb-ass.
- 751
- 00:53:50,470 --> 00:53:53,370
- So I'll let you make it up to me
- by letting me buy you a drink.
- 752
- 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,470
- Follow my finger.
- 753
- 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,710
- What are we doing?
- 754
- 00:54:02,150 --> 00:54:03,780
- Swiping to the left.
- 755
- 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:06,320
- What, you don't do Tinder in America?
- 756
- 00:54:06,350 --> 00:54:07,490
- Tinder what?
- 757
- 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:10,420
- Do you know, I think it's
- probably a generational thing.
- 758
- 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,730
- It translates as "Go away, old man".
- 759
- 00:54:17,130 --> 00:54:18,360
- Be good, be cool.
- 760
- 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,870
- Bye.
- 761
- 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,740
- Thank you for that.
- 762
- 00:54:23,170 --> 00:54:24,700
- I'm Clara.
- River.
- 763
- 00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:27,910
- Bloody hell, is that the time?
- 764
- 00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:31,210
- You know what, I'm so jetlagged
- I don't know if I'm coming or going.
- 765
- 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,010
- Where've you been?
- Anywhere nice?
- 766
- 00:54:33,350 --> 00:54:34,398
- South America.
- 767
- 00:54:34,623 --> 00:54:36,320
- Been spending a bit of time out there.
- 768
- 00:54:36,350 --> 00:54:37,580
- Training with the shaman,
- 769
- 00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:39,650
- and trying to really connect
- with my spirit animal.
- 770
- 00:54:39,690 --> 00:54:41,020
- Yeah.
- I'm a crow.
- 771
- 00:54:42,050 --> 00:54:43,360
- And, hang on, let me guess...
- 772
- 00:54:43,790 --> 00:54:44,890
- No.
- Jaguar.
- 773
- 00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:46,324
- What?
- No!
- 774
- 00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:47,530
- Oh, my God!
- 775
- 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,630
- Yes?
- How did you even know that?
- 776
- 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:52,030
- Look, it totally is.
- Check it out.
- 777
- 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,970
- Oh. Ino Moxo.
- Black jaguar. Very nice.
- 778
- 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,210
- You know what?
- 779
- 00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,795
- I wanna buy you a drink.
- 780
- 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,820
- Eggsy sent this from Glastonbury.
- 781
- 00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:13,520
- ♪ Bluerash is trending on Twitter.
- 782
- 00:55:14,450 --> 00:55:16,760
- Have you found any correlation
- between these cases?
- 783
- 00:55:17,090 --> 00:55:18,890
- Only recreational drug use.
- 784
- 00:55:21,260 --> 00:55:23,000
- I know. Not very Statesman-like.
- 785
- 00:55:23,930 --> 00:55:25,230
- Tequila here...
- 786
- 00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:28,270
- he is our resident bad boy.
- 787
- 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:30,699
- You don't think this could be related
- 788
- 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:32,470
- to The Golden Circle, do you?
- 789
- 00:55:32,910 --> 00:55:35,610
- A drug cartel poisoning its customers?
- 790
- 00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:37,840
- Doesn't make sense.
- 791
- 00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:46,920
- Poppy, would you pass the sugar, please?
- 792
- 00:55:47,450 --> 00:55:49,020
- Ok.
- 793
- 00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:52,360
- But it's really bad for you.
- 794
- 00:55:52,890 --> 00:55:55,930
- Eight times more addictive than cocaine.
- 795
- 00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,600
- Five times more likely to cause death.
- 796
- 00:55:58,630 --> 00:56:00,270
- But it's legal so,
- 797
- 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:02,200
- you know, you go ahead.
- Knock yourself out.
- 798
- 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:07,240
- Don't get me started
- on tobacco and alcohol.
- 799
- 00:56:07,370 --> 00:56:09,480
- Peddle that stuff and you're in Fortune 500.
- 800
- 00:56:09,510 --> 00:56:10,940
- But me? No!
- 801
- 00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:12,580
- I'm out here hiding
- 802
- 00:56:12,610 --> 00:56:15,080
- in the middle of nowhere. Homesick.
- 803
- 00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:16,680
- Because I sell drugs.
- 804
- 00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:17,688
- Oh, Pops.
- 805
- 00:56:18,013 --> 00:56:20,121
- You're doing this because you're homesick?
- 806
- 00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:21,250
- Yes.
- 807
- 00:56:21,990 --> 00:56:23,660
- I want freedom.
- 808
- 00:56:24,290 --> 00:56:25,990
- I want fame.
- 809
- 00:56:26,230 --> 00:56:29,829
- Our profits were 250
- billion dollars last year.
- 810
- 00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:33,270
- I am the most successful businesswoman
- in the world, but nobody knows who I am.
- 811
- 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:34,430
- Pops, Pops.
- 812
- 00:56:34,570 --> 00:56:35,900
- It's not long now?
- 813
- 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,770
- You're right, thank you.
- 814
- 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,770
- Sorry to interrupt you.
- 815
- 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,140
- You wanted to see me, Madam Poppy?
- 816
- 00:56:42,470 --> 00:56:43,799
- Yes, Angel.
- 817
- 00:56:44,224 --> 00:56:47,710
- In The Golden Circle
- we do not sample the merchandise,
- 818
- 00:56:48,150 --> 00:56:50,879
- and we do not break the rules.
- 819
- 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,420
- Which is why I have invested in robots,
- 820
- 00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:56,319
- because they are so much more reliable
- 821
- 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,220
- and trustworthy than human beings.
- 822
- 00:57:28,090 --> 00:57:29,820
- Oh! Oh, no.
- 823
- 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,870
- Sorry we never found your friends.
- 824
- 00:57:49,210 --> 00:57:51,610
- Well, we all go on our separate journeys,
- 825
- 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,480
- but ultimately we'll all arrive
- at the same destination.
- 826
- 00:57:54,504 --> 00:57:56,230
- Shall we check my tent?
- 827
- 00:57:56,455 --> 00:57:57,750
- See if they're there?
- 828
- 00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:59,550
- Yeah.
- Oh, come on.
- 829
- 00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:08,290
- This is amazing.
- 830
- 00:58:09,930 --> 00:58:10,960
- Come on.
- 831
- 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:13,930
- You know what, I'm busting
- for a pee actually.
- 832
- 00:58:14,470 --> 00:58:15,870
- You could do it on me if you want.
- 833
- 00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:20,070
- Maybe in a bit.
- 834
- 00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:22,270
- Give me a sec, yeah?
- 835
- 00:58:22,510 --> 00:58:25,010
- Ok, but hurry up, River.
- 836
- 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:28,110
- Been waiting all night for you
- to at least kiss me.
- 837
- 00:58:34,950 --> 00:58:35,860
- Hey!
- 838
- 00:58:35,890 --> 00:58:38,360
- Hi, babe.
- Bit of a nightmare.
- 839
- 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,359
- I've got to sleep with a target,
- 840
- 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,760
- but I won't do it,
- unless you agree that it's all right.
- 841
- 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,930
- You've got to be fucking kidding.
- 842
- 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,370
- What was I, target practice?
- 843
- 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,100
- Babe, surely it's better that
- I'm honest with you,
- 844
- 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,650
- rather than me doing it and not telling you.
- 845
- 00:58:51,670 --> 00:58:54,510
- Kind of got a bit of
- a save the world situation here.
- 846
- 00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:57,740
- How the fuck is screwing someone
- gonna save the world?
- 847
- 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,509
- Well, it's a bit complicated but
- 848
- 00:59:00,610 --> 00:59:03,150
- trust me, I would not be
- doing it if I didn't have to.
- 849
- 00:59:06,090 --> 00:59:08,720
- Babe, please believe me.
- I love you.
- 850
- 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:11,060
- You are the person I wanna spend
- the rest of my life with.
- 851
- 00:59:13,130 --> 00:59:14,360
- Is that a proposal?
- 852
- 00:59:17,630 --> 00:59:19,460
- Because I think I'd give you
- my permission.
- 853
- 00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:22,400
- Having that security, knowing
- that we were committed,
- 854
- 00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:26,300
- In that context, yeah.
- Yeah, I'd feel different.
- 855
- 00:59:27,370 --> 00:59:28,940
- Right. Well, I mean...
- 856
- 00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:30,839
- I want to be with you,
- 857
- 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,210
- but being a public figure babe,
- like a prince...
- 858
- 00:59:34,410 --> 00:59:36,920
- It's a bit of a factor, you know
- what with my job and stuff.
- 859
- 00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:40,320
- Oh, no, no, no, come on. Ok.
- 860
- 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:43,019
- Look, we need to talk about this properly.
- 861
- 00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:44,620
- Just give me five minutes, Ok?
- 862
- 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,830
- Don't put yourself down, Eggsy.
- 863
- 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,400
- I'm sure you can last longer than that.
- 864
- 01:00:17,020 --> 01:00:18,436
- What's the matter?
- 865
- 01:00:18,561 --> 01:00:19,590
- Nothing.
- 866
- 01:00:19,730 --> 01:00:22,830
- I just feel that our spirit animals
- need more time to get in sync...
- 867
- 01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:26,230
- and find a harmonious bond
- on the spiritual plane.
- 868
- 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:27,470
- Totally.
- 869
- 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,500
- Yeah?
- 870
- 01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:30,400
- Or we could just...
- 871
- 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:33,770
- fuck?
- 872
- 01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:41,450
- Clara, I don't think I can.
- 873
- 01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:51,990
- Do you know what?
- 874
- 01:00:52,820 --> 01:00:55,390
- My crow is looking for a place to nest.
- 875
- 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:40,770
- Good work, Eggsy!
- 876
- 01:01:40,910 --> 01:01:42,670
- Tracker fully functional.
- 877
- 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,650
- Don't worry, I've been
- through this with Whiskey before.
- 878
- 01:01:47,950 --> 01:01:50,320
- Nice to be working with an agent
- who knows what he's doing.
- 879
- 01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,420
- Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn.
- 880
- 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,620
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't.
- 881
- 01:01:57,660 --> 01:01:58,920
- I'm in a relationship.
- 882
- 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,075
- That's adorable.
- 883
- 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,654
- Listen, so am I.
- 884
- 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,200
- What happens at Glasto, stays in Glasto.
- 885
- 01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:06,830
- I can't.
- 886
- 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,470
- Bye, Clara.
- 887
- 01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:15,469
- This is Princess T,
- 888
- 01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:16,780
- please leave a message.
- 889
- 01:02:18,710 --> 01:02:20,020
- Motor Manor Hotel...
- 890
- 01:02:20,050 --> 01:02:22,050
- Yeah, can you put me through
- to Princess Tilde, please.
- 891
- 01:02:23,180 --> 01:02:25,419
- Actually sir, I'm just looking at my computer,
- 892
- 01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:28,089
- and I'm afraid that the princess
- is already checked out.
- 893
- 01:02:28,090 --> 01:02:29,090
- Thank you.
- 894
- 01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:32,620
- Fuck!
- 895
- 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,280
- Harry.
- 896
- 01:03:03,050 --> 01:03:04,032
- What's going on?
- 897
- 01:03:04,057 --> 01:03:05,320
- I was just packing.
- 898
- 01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,760
- Look at these lovely toiletries Merlin
- very kindly gave me as a leaving present.
- 899
- 01:03:08,890 --> 01:03:10,230
- Here, try this aftershave.
- 900
- 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:13,400
- Yeah, I know Harry.
- I'm wearing it.
- 901
- 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:17,570
- Listen, you can't just give up.
- 902
- 01:03:18,470 --> 01:03:19,640
- Give up?
- 903
- 01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:22,180
- No, on the contrary.
- I'm about to achieve my dream.
- 904
- 01:03:22,810 --> 01:03:26,310
- Researching rare butterflies alongside
- some of the finest minds in entomology.
- 905
- 01:03:36,220 --> 01:03:38,860
- You know, you may as well
- have me stuck up on this wall.
- 906
- 01:03:39,890 --> 01:03:43,000
- 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly
- more interesting than me.
- 907
- 01:03:43,530 --> 01:03:44,530
- Sorry?
- 908
- 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,729
- When you and I first met,
- 909
- 01:03:47,754 --> 01:03:49,230
- I was just like a maggot.
- 910
- 01:03:49,370 --> 01:03:50,540
- Maggots turn into flies.
- 911
- 01:03:50,570 --> 01:03:52,140
- Perhaps you mean larva.
- 912
- 01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:55,810
- Larva, yeah, Ok. Whatever. The point is,
- everyone wanted to squash me.
- 913
- 01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:58,710
- But not you.
- 914
- 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,910
- You helped me to become a caterpillar.
- 915
- 01:04:01,950 --> 01:04:03,550
- And now I've got wings.
- 916
- 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,550
- I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed.
- 917
- 01:04:06,590 --> 01:04:08,190
- And that is all thanks to you.
- 918
- 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,660
- I hate to seem rude, but I need to
- finish packing and get some sleep.
- 919
- 01:04:11,790 --> 01:04:13,190
- Harry, you can't just walk away.
- 920
- 01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:14,790
- Kingsman needs you.
- 921
- 01:04:14,930 --> 01:04:16,930
- The whole world needs you.
- 922
- 01:04:19,830 --> 01:04:21,100
- I need you.
- 923
- 01:04:22,270 --> 01:04:23,270
- Eggy,
- 924
- 01:04:23,553 --> 01:04:26,640
- whoever the Harry was that you knew,
- he's gone, I'm afraid.
- 925
- 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,400
- Goodbye.
- 926
- 01:05:07,610 --> 01:05:08,910
- That's not a martini.
- 927
- 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:10,880
- It is in Kentucky.
- 928
- 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,320
- Fair enough.
- 929
- 01:05:20,420 --> 01:05:21,860
- Here's to you, Eggsy.
- 930
- 01:05:21,890 --> 01:05:24,060
- You're exactly what Kingsman needs.
- 931
- 01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:36,170
- This is Princess T.
- 932
- 01:05:36,210 --> 01:05:37,640
- Please leave a message.
- 933
- 01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:42,980
- Can I have another Martini, please?
- 934
- 01:05:43,010 --> 01:05:44,420
- Sure.
- 935
- 01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:46,490
- Thanks.
- 936
- 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,600
- Give up.
- 937
- 01:06:36,530 --> 01:06:37,600
- You know what?
- 938
- 01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:40,340
- That was the best Martini I've ever had.
- 939
- 01:06:41,470 --> 01:06:42,840
- Keep the change.
- 940
- 01:06:42,870 --> 01:06:44,040
- Thanks.
- 941
- 01:06:58,660 --> 01:06:59,930
- It's all right.
- Don't panic.
- 942
- 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:02,700
- Just thought I'd bring you
- a little leaving present.
- 943
- 01:07:08,270 --> 01:07:09,870
- What do you think?
- He's lovely, isn't he?
- 944
- 01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:12,440
- Would you like to hold him?
- 945
- 01:07:15,510 --> 01:07:16,510
- Hello.
- 946
- 01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:27,420
- Do you think I should shoot him?
- 947
- 01:07:27,850 --> 01:07:28,838
- Are you quite mad?
- 948
- 01:07:28,963 --> 01:07:30,220
- What? What's the problem?
- 949
- 01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:32,860
- No! You can't!
- What?
- 950
- 01:07:32,990 --> 01:07:34,590
- No, you'll have to shoot me!
- What shoot you?
- 951
- 01:07:34,730 --> 01:07:35,730
- Well, I will shoot him.
- 952
- 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,559
- No. No one's sick enough
- to shoot a puppy!
- 953
- 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,640
- Well, what about you, Harry?
- You were sick enough to shoot a puppy!
- 954
- 01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:40,670
- Do you remember?
- 955
- 01:08:03,290 --> 01:08:05,220
- You were sick enough to shoot a puppy!
- 956
- 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,050
- It was a blank.
- Yes, Harry. Yes!
- 957
- 01:08:35,090 --> 01:08:36,150
- It was a fucking blank!
- 958
- 01:08:36,190 --> 01:08:37,230
- That's right. It was a blank!
- 959
- 01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:38,520
- I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!
- 960
- 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:39,560
- Yes, Harry!
- 961
- 01:08:39,584 --> 01:08:41,990
- He lived to a ripe old age!
- He died of pancreatitis!
- 962
- 01:08:48,070 --> 01:08:49,570
- You're not Mr. Pickle.
- 963
- 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:57,980
- Eggsy.
- 964
- 01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:00,940
- Hello Harry.
- 965
- 01:09:13,890 --> 01:09:14,930
- Eggsy.
- 966
- 01:09:20,430 --> 01:09:22,170
- Valentine has to be stopped.
- No, I know.
- 967
- 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,410
- He has a device.
- It's all right.
- 968
- 01:09:23,430 --> 01:09:24,900
- It's sorted. Don't worry.
- 969
- 01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:27,240
- We got a lot of catching up to do.
- 970
- 01:09:28,110 --> 01:09:29,410
- Well, well.
- 971
- 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:32,580
- I suppose I should cancel that taxi.
- 972
- 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,280
- Yes.
- 973
- 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:35,920
- If you don't mind...
- 974
- 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:38,750
- Merlin.
- 975
- 01:09:40,820 --> 01:09:41,950
- Welcome back...
- 976
- 01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:44,090
- Galahad.
- 977
- 01:09:48,730 --> 01:09:50,770
- Now that we've finished the debrief Harry,
- 978
- 01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:52,560
- here's a couple of welcome back gifts.
- 979
- 01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:53,830
- First up,
- 980
- 01:09:54,270 --> 01:09:56,230
- a brand-new Kingsman watch.
- 981
- 01:09:56,570 --> 01:09:59,500
- Advanced software it can hack
- into anything with a microchip.
- 982
- 01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:00,800
- It is the bollocks.
- 983
- 01:10:00,824 --> 01:10:02,210
- And Merlin...
- 984
- 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:03,640
- I made you these.
- 985
- 01:10:26,530 --> 01:10:29,000
- Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy.
- 986
- 01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:31,240
- How do I look?
- You look...
- 987
- 01:10:31,470 --> 01:10:35,270
- Like some faggot looking for an eye fucking.
- 988
- 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,910
- Now...
- 989
- 01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:40,950
- why don't you get out of our bar...
- 990
- 01:10:41,380 --> 01:10:43,880
- before I take out your other one?
- 991
- 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,050
- Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor
- from out of town, moonshine?
- 992
- 01:10:48,490 --> 01:10:49,490
- Ok.
- 993
- 01:10:50,650 --> 01:10:53,290
- Suck my southern dick,
- 994
- 01:10:53,620 --> 01:10:54,760
- bitch.
- 995
- 01:10:55,190 --> 01:10:57,330
- No, I don't think that'll be necessary.
- 996
- 01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:00,030
- Good day, sir.
- 997
- 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:05,700
- Well...
- 998
- 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:08,370
- What are you ladies waiting for?
- 999
- 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,740
- Manners...
- 1000
- 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:12,680
- maketh...
- 1001
- 01:11:15,310 --> 01:11:16,420
- man.
- 1002
- 01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:19,780
- Do you know what that means?
- 1003
- 01:11:22,190 --> 01:11:23,720
- Then let me teach you a lesson.
- 1004
- 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,470
- Are we going to stand around here all day?
- 1005
- 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:37,600
- Or are we going to...
- 1006
- 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,570
- You big...
- 1007
- 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:01,290
- Well pick him up.
- 1008
- 01:12:01,530 --> 01:12:04,300
- Now, that is not what I call
- a Kentucky welcome.
- 1009
- 01:12:07,030 --> 01:12:10,170
- Manners maketh man.
- 1010
- 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,800
- Let me translate that for you.
- 1011
- 01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:33,590
- What's wrong with me, Merlin?
- 1012
- 01:12:33,830 --> 01:12:34,960
- I thought you fixed me?
- 1013
- 01:12:35,190 --> 01:12:37,160
- Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways.
- 1014
- 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,600
- But it'll take time to get
- your coordination back.
- 1015
- 01:13:00,180 --> 01:13:01,820
- And the phantom butterflies?
- 1016
- 01:13:01,850 --> 01:13:03,590
- You will experience episodes,
- 1017
- 01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:04,860
- lapses of clarity.
- 1018
- 01:13:05,190 --> 01:13:06,960
- You'll be back to normal soon.
- 1019
- 01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:26,610
- I feel like a tornado in a trailer park.
- 1020
- 01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:31,350
- ♪ Golden Circle proudly presents. ♪
- 1021
- 01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:34,550
- Mr. President, my name is Poppy Adams.
- 1022
- 01:13:34,590 --> 01:13:37,490
- I believe the UN has no teeth.
- 1023
- 01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:38,385
- So I've selected you,
- 1024
- 01:13:38,410 --> 01:13:41,530
- as leader of the free world,
- to receive this communication.
- 1025
- 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,230
- And I invite you to begin negotiations...
- 1026
- 01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:46,600
- on the largest scale
- hostage situation in history.
- 1027
- 01:13:47,330 --> 01:13:48,769
- A few weeks ago,
- 1028
- 01:13:48,770 --> 01:13:50,570
- an engineered virus was released,
- 1029
- 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,200
- contained in all varieties of my product.
- 1030
- 01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:57,810
- Cannabis, cocaine, heroin,
- opium, ecstasy...
- 1031
- 01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,240
- and crystal meth.
- 1032
- 01:14:00,410 --> 01:14:03,050
- Some of you are already infected.
- 1033
- 01:14:03,380 --> 01:14:05,220
- And this is what you can expect
- 1034
- 01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:06,750
- in the coming days.
- 1035
- 01:14:07,090 --> 01:14:10,461
- After a brief incubation period
- victims present
- 1036
- 01:14:10,486 --> 01:14:12,038
- with stage one symptoms.
- 1037
- 01:14:13,460 --> 01:14:14,760
- A blue rash.
- 1038
- 01:14:15,590 --> 01:14:16,690
- Next.
- 1039
- 01:14:16,730 --> 01:14:18,730
- Second stage symptoms appear.
- 1040
- 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:20,530
- Mania.
- 1041
- 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,400
- As the virus enters the brain.
- 1042
- 01:14:22,730 --> 01:14:25,070
- Very distressing to the victim
- 1043
- 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,740
- and those around them.
- 1044
- 01:14:27,510 --> 01:14:28,810
- Stage three.
- 1045
- 01:14:30,170 --> 01:14:31,210
- Paralysis.
- 1046
- 01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:34,310
- Muscles enter a state
- of catastrophic seizure.
- 1047
- 01:14:34,350 --> 01:14:36,910
- And once the muscles of
- the thorax become affected...
- 1048
- 01:14:37,050 --> 01:14:39,620
- breathing becomes impossible,
- 1049
- 01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:43,990
- leading to a very nasty death
- within 12 hours.
- 1050
- 01:14:45,291 --> 01:14:46,291
- But...
- 1051
- 01:14:46,390 --> 01:14:48,061
- I have good news,
- 1052
- 01:14:48,086 --> 01:14:50,800
- to the millions already affected.
- 1053
- 01:14:51,030 --> 01:14:52,760
- It doesn't have to be this way.
- 1054
- 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:56,270
- I have an antidote.
- 1055
- 01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:14,090
- What have you done to me,
- you fucking bitch?
- 1056
- 01:15:15,990 --> 01:15:17,720
- 100% effective,
- 1057
- 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:19,590
- and ready to ship out worldwide
- 1058
- 01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:21,230
- at a moment's notice.
- 1059
- 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,360
- Get out of my room!
- You have my word.
- 1060
- 01:15:23,390 --> 01:15:25,060
- Get out!
- I will do this...
- 1061
- 01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:28,670
- if the following conditions are met.
- 1062
- 01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:31,370
- Get out of my fucking room!
- 1063
- 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,440
- First, you agree to end the war on drugs,
- 1064
- 01:15:35,470 --> 01:15:36,870
- once and for all.
- 1065
- 01:15:36,910 --> 01:15:39,610
- All classes of substance are legalized,
- 1066
- 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,610
- paving the way to a new marketplace
- 1067
- 01:15:41,650 --> 01:15:44,720
- in which sales
- are regulated and taxed...
- 1068
- 01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:46,250
- as per alcohol.
- 1069
- 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:50,990
- And second, my colleagues
- and I receive full legal immunity.
- 1070
- 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:52,957
- Meet my terms
- 1071
- 01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:55,660
- and I look forward to helping you
- keep our beloved country great...
- 1072
- 01:15:55,990 --> 01:15:57,330
- boosting our ailing economy,
- 1073
- 01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:00,500
- and easing spending on law enforcement.
- 1074
- 01:16:00,530 --> 01:16:02,870
- Or continue this blinkered, outmoded,
- 1075
- 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:06,340
- and frankly disastrous
- exercise in prohibition...
- 1076
- 01:16:06,870 --> 01:16:09,140
- and live with blood on your hands.
- 1077
- 01:16:10,210 --> 01:16:12,740
- Save lives. Legalize.
- 1078
- 01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:20,390
- I told you that shit was no good for you.
- 1079
- 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,760
- Who is Poppy Adams?
- 1080
- 01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:33,530
- After graduating Harvard Business School,
- 1081
- 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,900
- Adams was briefly held
- 1082
- 01:16:34,930 --> 01:16:36,800
- for serious mental health issues,
- 1083
- 01:16:37,130 --> 01:16:38,970
- before disappearing without a trace.
- 1084
- 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,670
- Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless,
- 1085
- 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:44,410
- lacks empathy, superficial charm.
- 1086
- 01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:48,150
- All the elements of a great CEO.
- 1087
- 01:16:48,780 --> 01:16:50,420
- Or a psychopath.
- 1088
- 01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:52,679
- Following the broadcast
- 1089
- 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,250
- of Adams's message to the president...
- 1090
- 01:16:54,590 --> 01:16:56,350
- there were scenes of chaos today,
- 1091
- 01:16:56,490 --> 01:16:59,590
- at medical centers across the country
- and around the world.
- 1092
- 01:16:59,614 --> 01:17:02,830
- We have no more beds available.
- The hospital is at full capacity.
- 1093
- 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,330
- The blue rash is now being renamed
- The Dancing Disease,
- 1094
- 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:09,270
- as victims begin to exhibit
- stage two symptoms.
- 1095
- 01:17:15,310 --> 01:17:16,840
- Let's prep the cryo unit.
- 1096
- 01:17:17,070 --> 01:17:18,380
- You want to freeze him?
- 1097
- 01:17:18,410 --> 01:17:19,780
- Exactly.
- 1098
- 01:17:19,810 --> 01:17:21,010
- Victims of the virus
- 1099
- 01:17:21,050 --> 01:17:23,580
- caused by contaminated
- recreational drugs,
- 1100
- 01:17:23,710 --> 01:17:27,650
- flooded hospitals and clinics
- in fear for their lives.
- 1101
- 01:17:30,650 --> 01:17:32,419
- Curfews and no travel orders
- 1102
- 01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:35,830
- are being considered as authorities
- assess the scale of the disaster.
- 1103
- 01:17:36,230 --> 01:17:37,300
- Close it.
- 1104
- 01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:40,800
- But there has still been
- 1105
- 01:17:40,830 --> 01:17:42,830
- no official response from the president,
- 1106
- 01:17:43,070 --> 01:17:45,600
- who remains locked in emergency talks.
- 1107
- 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,470
- Prepare a presidential decree.
- 1108
- 01:17:50,310 --> 01:17:52,640
- Tell intelligence and law enforcement
- to stand down.
- 1109
- 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,580
- We're gonna dance to this lady's tune.
- 1110
- 01:17:54,810 --> 01:17:55,810
- Good.
- 1111
- 01:17:55,950 --> 01:17:57,480
- We can make this work.
- 1112
- 01:17:57,481 --> 01:18:00,049
- We... We spin it that it's not a matter
- 1113
- 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:02,750
- of negotiation with terrorists.
- No, what I'm proposing...
- 1114
- 01:18:02,890 --> 01:18:05,660
- is we appear to agree to her demands,
- 1115
- 01:18:05,790 --> 01:18:08,465
- to prevent global panic and then...
- 1116
- 01:18:08,590 --> 01:18:12,124
- let the junkie scum go down in flames.
- 1117
- 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:16,500
- Yeah.
- 1118
- 01:18:17,170 --> 01:18:20,140
- Take Poppy Adams and her so-called
- Golden Circle down with them.
- 1119
- 01:18:20,670 --> 01:18:24,540
- No drug users, no drug trade.
- It's a win-win situation here.
- 1120
- 01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:28,750
- But sir, we're not talking about
- a handful of hostages.
- 1121
- 01:18:28,980 --> 01:18:30,279
- We could be looking at the deaths
- 1122
- 01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:32,120
- of hundreds of millions worldwide.
- 1123
- 01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:34,890
- Hundreds of millions of criminals,
- burdens to society.
- 1124
- 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,220
- Am I right, McCoy?
- 1125
- 01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:38,390
- Absolutely, sir.
- 1126
- 01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:39,620
- But sir that's...
- 1127
- 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:42,990
- What about people who were
- just experimenting?
- 1128
- 01:18:43,130 --> 01:18:44,660
- Folks who self-medicate?
- 1129
- 01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:46,675
- Functioning professionals?
- 1130
- 01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:47,800
- Kids?
- 1131
- 01:18:47,830 --> 01:18:49,370
- Spare me the crap, Fox.
- 1132
- 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,000
- The fact is,
- 1133
- 01:18:51,330 --> 01:18:54,170
- this presidency has just
- won the war on drugs.
- 1134
- 01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:55,540
- Congratulations, sir.
- 1135
- 01:18:55,910 --> 01:18:56,940
- Thank you.
- 1136
- 01:18:59,810 --> 01:19:02,210
- And that deserves a toast.
- 1137
- 01:19:02,950 --> 01:19:05,550
- This is totally unethical, sir.
- 1138
- 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,280
- Fox, shut up!
- 1139
- 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:10,120
- McCoy, declare martial law.
- 1140
- 01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:12,860
- We need to keep control,
- commandeer stadiums,
- 1141
- 01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:14,790
- schools, civic centers,
- 1142
- 01:19:14,830 --> 01:19:16,659
- order a press blackout.
- 1143
- 01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:19,970
- And put the military on standby
- to round these junkies up.
- 1144
- 01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:22,870
- Whether they broke the law or not,
- 1145
- 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:25,170
- those victims are human beings.
- 1146
- 01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:28,440
- Tequila.
- 1147
- 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,080
- He's a great guy.
- 1148
- 01:19:32,580 --> 01:19:34,040
- And a great agent.
- 1149
- 01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:35,623
- Right now...
- 1150
- 01:19:36,248 --> 01:19:38,651
- he's lying in deep freeze
- waiting on our help.
- 1151
- 01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:40,480
- We can't make this personal, sir.
- 1152
- 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,990
- Personal?
- 1153
- 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,820
- Agent, we can't stand by
- and let folks like him die.
- 1154
- 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,490
- These people, we're their only hope.
- 1155
- 01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:51,100
- Now, we have to find that antidote.
- 1156
- 01:19:51,430 --> 01:19:53,930
- Poppy's stockpiles, well,
- they could be anywhere.
- 1157
- 01:19:54,070 --> 01:19:55,500
- She must have some on hand.
- 1158
- 01:19:55,730 --> 01:19:57,200
- Locate Poppy...
- 1159
- 01:19:58,440 --> 01:20:00,770
- and obtain a sample for analysis.
- 1160
- 01:20:01,210 --> 01:20:03,070
- Maybe it can be replicated.
- 1161
- 01:20:03,410 --> 01:20:04,570
- Sorry to cut in, guys.
- 1162
- 01:20:04,610 --> 01:20:06,350
- But Charlie is on the phone
- with his girlfriend.
- 1163
- 01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:07,610
- Looping you in now.
- 1164
- 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,010
- Don't worry. I'm on a payphone,
- 1165
- 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:12,550
- covered in a fucking blue rash.
- 1166
- 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:13,980
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 1167
- 01:20:14,220 --> 01:20:16,290
- All you said was,
- don't take any drugs.
- 1168
- 01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:19,020
- It was a music festival for fuck's sake.
- 1169
- 01:20:19,060 --> 01:20:21,413
- Fuck. Shit. Shit!
- 1170
- 01:20:22,138 --> 01:20:23,155
- Ok.
- 1171
- 01:20:24,260 --> 01:20:26,330
- Listen. You need to get to the lab in Italy.
- 1172
- 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:28,070
- Do you remember where we went skiing?
- 1173
- 01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:29,870
- Yes. Yes, I remember.
- 1174
- 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,740
- Yeah. Meet me there
- 1175
- 01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:33,270
- and I'll give you the antidote.
- 1176
- 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:35,840
- Ok.
- 1177
- 01:20:39,980 --> 01:20:41,810
- All right. Jet's ready.
- 1178
- 01:20:41,850 --> 01:20:44,380
- Whiskey, Galahad, get to Italy.
- 1179
- 01:20:48,350 --> 01:20:50,250
- You two need to fix this code name thing.
- 1180
- 01:20:50,290 --> 01:20:51,820
- And with all due respect, sir.
- 1181
- 01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:54,830
- I don't think Galahad senior
- is ready to return to fieldwork.
- 1182
- 01:20:55,830 --> 01:20:58,100
- I did actually mean...
- Of course.
- 1183
- 01:20:58,230 --> 01:20:59,900
- And with all disrespect...
- 1184
- 01:21:00,730 --> 01:21:02,600
- I'm not going anywhere without him.
- 1185
- 01:21:03,770 --> 01:21:06,370
- Brains, skills...
- 1186
- 01:21:07,670 --> 01:21:08,870
- skipping rope?
- 1187
- 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,940
- It's a lasso.
- Whatever.
- 1188
- 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:14,640
- Come on.
- 1189
- 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:18,380
- Go on. Vamoose.
- 1190
- 01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:19,820
- Yes, sir.
- 1191
- 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:33,870
- Drink it.
- 1192
- 01:21:45,980 --> 01:21:47,480
- It's working already.
- 1193
- 01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:49,710
- Thank God.
- 1194
- 01:21:50,050 --> 01:21:51,250
- Agent Whiskey.
- 1195
- 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:53,750
- Antidote confirmed at the target's location.
- 1196
- 01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:54,920
- Good luck.
- 1197
- 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:05,960
- Hold up.
- We need you down here, Galahad.
- 1198
- 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:07,600
- To secure the control room.
- 1199
- 01:22:07,830 --> 01:22:09,270
- Probably a good idea, Harry.
- 1200
- 01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:11,470
- Call you from the top, yeah?
- 1201
- 01:22:20,550 --> 01:22:21,850
- Buongiorno!
- 1202
- 01:22:22,380 --> 01:22:23,680
- Buongiorno.
- 1203
- 01:22:36,930 --> 01:22:37,930
- Hey!
- 1204
- 01:22:39,130 --> 01:22:40,410
- So sorry about this.
- 1205
- 01:22:45,870 --> 01:22:48,170
- At the controls. In position.
- 1206
- 01:23:07,290 --> 01:23:09,360
- Keep this cable car here till we get back.
- 1207
- 01:23:09,390 --> 01:23:10,860
- Roger that, Eggsy.
- 1208
- 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,930
- Clara's definitely here.
- 1209
- 01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:14,260
- We're getting warmer.
- 1210
- 01:23:19,270 --> 01:23:22,570
- Harry Hart, Harry Hart,
- super spy, super spy.
- 1211
- 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:26,080
- Looks like we've got a door.
- 1212
- 01:23:26,410 --> 01:23:27,410
- Yep.
- 1213
- 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,080
- There you go.
- 1214
- 01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:40,890
- I'll cover.
- 1215
- 01:23:42,530 --> 01:23:43,530
- Hi, there.
- 1216
- 01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:46,330
- Sorry I'm late.
- 1217
- 01:23:46,660 --> 01:23:49,070
- You guys did not make this place easy to find.
- 1218
- 01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:50,430
- Who are you?
- 1219
- 01:23:51,070 --> 01:23:52,900
- I'm here to collect this antidote.
- 1220
- 01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:54,940
- For Singapore?
- 1221
- 01:23:55,670 --> 01:23:56,780
- Yeah.
- 1222
- 01:24:00,310 --> 01:24:03,680
- You are Wu Ting Feng?
- 1223
- 01:24:07,650 --> 01:24:08,650
- Yes.
- 1224
- 01:24:10,150 --> 01:24:12,420
- Hey, how are you still alive?
- 1225
- 01:24:12,860 --> 01:24:14,660
- River, what are you doing here?
- 1226
- 01:24:14,990 --> 01:24:15,790
- River?
- 1227
- 01:24:15,990 --> 01:24:17,030
- Hi, Clara.
- 1228
- 01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:20,070
- What happens at Glasto, stays in Glasto.
- 1229
- 01:24:23,030 --> 01:24:24,800
- You motherfucker!
- Bye, Charlie.
- 1230
- 01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:26,240
- Sound the alarm!
- 1231
- 01:24:26,970 --> 01:24:28,470
- You fucking cockroach!
- 1232
- 01:24:28,510 --> 01:24:30,310
- Jam the door!
- Give...
- 1233
- 01:24:37,550 --> 01:24:39,150
- Fuck!
- 1234
- 01:24:39,180 --> 01:24:41,050
- Galahad, we're coming.
- 1235
- 01:24:41,090 --> 01:24:42,790
- All clear at the bottom?
- 1236
- 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,290
- Galahad, come in!
- 1237
- 01:24:46,220 --> 01:24:48,020
- Open the fucking door.
- They've locked.
- 1238
- 01:24:48,260 --> 01:24:49,290
- Open the door!
- 1239
- 01:24:51,060 --> 01:24:52,370
- Harry, come on, we're in.
- Let's go.
- 1240
- 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:53,930
- Away, butterflies.
- 1241
- 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:56,330
- Butterfly? No, Harry.
- You've got to shut the doors, please.
- 1242
- 01:24:56,770 --> 01:24:58,240
- Come on.
- We've gotta go now. Please!
- 1243
- 01:24:58,370 --> 01:25:00,100
- Shut the fucking door, Harry!
- 1244
- 01:25:00,340 --> 01:25:01,840
- Harry, are you there?
- 1245
- 01:25:03,310 --> 01:25:05,640
- Well done, Harry.
- Good. Thanks, man.
- 1246
- 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:06,740
- Come on. Now!
- 1247
- 01:25:09,050 --> 01:25:10,420
- It's done.
- Thank you.
- 1248
- 01:25:34,270 --> 01:25:35,970
- You all good down there, Harry?
- 1249
- 01:25:36,010 --> 01:25:37,140
- All clear.
- 1250
- 01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:43,910
- Hello, Eggsy.
- 1251
- 01:25:45,250 --> 01:25:46,550
- Enjoy the ride,
- 1252
- 01:25:46,574 --> 01:25:47,774
- bruv.
- 1253
- 01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:57,460
- Oh, shit.
- 1254
- 01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:08,410
- All the buttons are dead.
- Controls gone.
- 1255
- 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:10,680
- Everything's in shutdown.
- You're on your own, Eggsy.
- 1256
- 01:26:56,820 --> 01:26:57,950
- What the fuck is that?
- 1257
- 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:14,910
- Oh, my God.
- 1258
- 01:27:48,770 --> 01:27:50,840
- You've gotta be fucking kidding!
- 1259
- 01:28:09,830 --> 01:28:11,700
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- What the fuck is that?
- 1260
- 01:28:12,030 --> 01:28:13,730
- What the hell is that?
- 1261
- 01:28:13,860 --> 01:28:14,900
- Shit!
- 1262
- 01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:44,830
- That's the first decent shit
- I've had in three weeks.
- 1263
- 01:28:49,530 --> 01:28:51,940
- Harry, meet us at the
- emergency rendezvous point.
- 1264
- 01:28:51,970 --> 01:28:53,140
- Roger that.
- 1265
- 01:28:53,870 --> 01:28:55,140
- Got you on the GPS.
- 1266
- 01:29:24,330 --> 01:29:26,840
- So weird to think this tiny thing
- could save the world.
- 1267
- 01:29:27,370 --> 01:29:28,740
- Let me have a look.
- 1268
- 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:33,910
- Harry.
- 1269
- 01:29:38,420 --> 01:29:39,720
- Am I late?
- 1270
- 01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:42,350
- You found the antidote.
- 1271
- 01:29:44,890 --> 01:29:45,990
- Get down!
- 1272
- 01:30:03,070 --> 01:30:04,440
- You fucking dickhead!
- 1273
- 01:30:04,470 --> 01:30:06,279
- Fuck you! I just
- saved your life!
- 1274
- 01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:08,180
- Yeah, and cost millions of people theirs!
- 1275
- 01:30:22,060 --> 01:30:23,060
- All right,
- 1276
- 01:30:23,084 --> 01:30:24,659
- they're going for cover and reloading.
- 1277
- 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,100
- I'll fix their wagons.
- Cover me, boys!
- 1278
- 01:30:30,030 --> 01:30:31,030
- Wait.
- 1279
- 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,470
- Eggsy, I think he could be
- working for the other side.
- 1280
- 01:30:33,700 --> 01:30:35,540
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- 1281
- 01:30:35,870 --> 01:30:37,610
- You're having a brain fart! Look!
- 1282
- 01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:40,480
- Does that look like he's working with them?
- 1283
- 01:30:41,710 --> 01:30:42,645
- Harry...
- 1284
- 01:30:43,470 --> 01:30:44,950
- are you seeing butterflies again?
- 1285
- 01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:46,480
- I know what I'm seeing.
- 1286
- 01:31:37,970 --> 01:31:39,740
- Good job he didn't need our help.
- 1287
- 01:31:40,570 --> 01:31:43,010
- Thank fucking Christ
- I didn't need any backup!
- 1288
- 01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:52,120
- I'm out of ammo!
- Troop carrier coming in.
- 1289
- 01:31:52,150 --> 01:31:53,250
- What've you got?
- 1290
- 01:31:55,090 --> 01:31:56,120
- Fuck!
- 1291
- 01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:01,990
- Shit! There's a fuck ton of 'em!
- 1292
- 01:32:05,330 --> 01:32:06,860
- What is this?
- 1293
- 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,970
- Looks like you packed for
- a fucking slumber party, not a mission!
- 1294
- 01:32:11,070 --> 01:32:13,440
- And they've got fucking Gatling guns!
- 1295
- 01:32:13,970 --> 01:32:17,170
- You have 10 seconds
- to surrender before we open fire!
- 1296
- 01:32:17,310 --> 01:32:18,440
- Guys, hurry up!
- 1297
- 01:32:18,470 --> 01:32:19,510
- 10!
- 1298
- 01:32:19,540 --> 01:32:20,540
- Hey!
- 1299
- 01:32:20,980 --> 01:32:23,010
- 9!
- Butterfly guy!
- 1300
- 01:32:24,510 --> 01:32:25,580
- 8!
- 1301
- 01:32:25,620 --> 01:32:27,520
- You don't look like
- Ginger fixed you right.
- 1302
- 01:32:27,550 --> 01:32:28,550
- 7!
- 1303
- 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:29,820
- I said I'm empty!
- 1304
- 01:32:29,850 --> 01:32:31,360
- 6!
- Give me yours.
- 1305
- 01:32:31,990 --> 01:32:32,860
- 5!
- 1306
- 01:32:32,890 --> 01:32:34,220
- Harry, give him the fucking gun!
- 1307
- 01:32:34,260 --> 01:32:35,290
- 4!
- 1308
- 01:32:36,730 --> 01:32:39,160
- Harry, no!
- 1309
- 01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:44,740
- Oh, fuck it! Fire!
- 1310
- 01:32:45,170 --> 01:32:46,400
- Harry, get down!
- 1311
- 01:32:53,510 --> 01:32:56,680
- I mean, honestly Harry,
- what the fuck is wrong with you?
- 1312
- 01:32:56,710 --> 01:32:58,180
- He broke the vial on purpose!
- 1313
- 01:32:58,820 --> 01:33:01,220
- You're a fucking idiot!
- You're out of control, Harry!
- 1314
- 01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:03,330
- If we made it out of here,
- he was gonna kill us both!
- 1315
- 01:33:08,190 --> 01:33:10,730
- For fuck's sake, it looks like he wouldn't
- have fucking had to!
- 1316
- 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:12,200
- Oh, ye of little faith.
- 1317
- 01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:36,250
- This does not mean
- you're off the fucking hook!
- 1318
- 01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:38,490
- We need to go dark.
- 1319
- 01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:41,660
- We don't know who else at Statesman
- could be working against us.
- 1320
- 01:33:42,490 --> 01:33:43,590
- Shit! This is all my fault.
- 1321
- 01:33:43,630 --> 01:33:45,800
- You weren't ready for the field
- and I pushed for it!
- 1322
- 01:33:45,830 --> 01:33:46,900
- He showed his hand.
- 1323
- 01:33:47,130 --> 01:33:48,930
- You think he'd have let us live?
- 1324
- 01:33:49,070 --> 01:33:50,770
- You should be thanking me
- for saving our arses!
- 1325
- 01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:53,540
- Saving our arses?
- Try saying that to fucking Whiskey!
- 1326
- 01:34:03,650 --> 01:34:05,450
- You are unbelievable!
- 1327
- 01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:07,850
- Merlin, can you hear me?
- Yes, Eggsy.
- 1328
- 01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:09,290
- Whiskey's down.
- He's been shot.
- 1329
- 01:34:09,790 --> 01:34:11,190
- What happened?
- 1330
- 01:34:18,060 --> 01:34:20,230
- He got caught in the crossfire.
- 1331
- 01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:23,000
- I've applied the alpha gel.
- We'll bring him in.
- 1332
- 01:34:23,030 --> 01:34:26,300
- But first, I've gotta find a way to get back
- up to that lab and retrieve more antidote.
- 1333
- 01:34:29,410 --> 01:34:32,310
- Charlie, what's happening?
- Where are you?
- 1334
- 01:34:32,540 --> 01:34:34,140
- Everything's under control.
- 1335
- 01:34:34,180 --> 01:34:36,880
- I'm sorry, Charlie.
- I'm so sorry.
- 1336
- 01:34:37,010 --> 01:34:39,280
- Please don't tell Poppy
- it was me they followed.
- 1337
- 01:34:39,620 --> 01:34:40,780
- Don't worry, darling.
- 1338
- 01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:42,420
- What happens in Italy...
- 1339
- 01:34:45,220 --> 01:34:46,560
- stays in Italy.
- 1340
- 01:34:47,620 --> 01:34:48,860
- Thank you.
- 1341
- 01:35:02,010 --> 01:35:03,904
- Merlin, change of plans.
- 1342
- 01:35:04,229 --> 01:35:06,480
- Wu Ting Feng, Singapore.
- 1343
- 01:35:06,610 --> 01:35:07,840
- Who?
- Exactly.
- 1344
- 01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:09,250
- It's the only lead we've got.
- 1345
- 01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:11,450
- So I suggest you find out who he is.
- 1346
- 01:35:13,150 --> 01:35:14,180
- Come on.
- 1347
- 01:35:18,190 --> 01:35:19,180
- Wu Ting Feng,
- 1348
- 01:35:19,181 --> 01:35:20,760
- he's an assistant at a law firm.
- 1349
- 01:35:20,990 --> 01:35:22,630
- Let's get through their firewall.
- 1350
- 01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:23,860
- Yep.
- 1351
- 01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:25,830
- Merlin...
- 1352
- 01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:28,330
- have you ever wanted
- to do more than this?
- 1353
- 01:35:29,530 --> 01:35:31,130
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
- 1354
- 01:35:31,270 --> 01:35:32,300
- This is vital.
- 1355
- 01:35:32,740 --> 01:35:33,900
- Without us, they'd be lost.
- 1356
- 01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:35,840
- I know, but you know what I mean.
- 1357
- 01:35:36,170 --> 01:35:37,570
- Get out there in the field.
- 1358
- 01:35:38,610 --> 01:35:39,780
- Well, have you ever asked?
- 1359
- 01:35:39,810 --> 01:35:41,050
- Of course I have.
- 1360
- 01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:43,510
- But every time an agent's
- position has come up...
- 1361
- 01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:46,250
- Whiskey has voted against me.
- 1362
- 01:35:46,380 --> 01:35:47,880
- No.
- Yeah.
- 1363
- 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:50,090
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Look, check it out.
- 1364
- 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:53,590
- Email in from Poppy,
- from a senior partner at the firm.
- 1365
- 01:35:55,020 --> 01:35:56,560
- They're coordinates.
- 1366
- 01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:01,400
- Cambodia?
- 1367
- 01:36:02,470 --> 01:36:04,930
- You have any reconnaissance
- drones down in Asia?
- 1368
- 01:36:04,970 --> 01:36:06,650
- Sure do.
- Sending them in right now.
- 1369
- 01:36:13,410 --> 01:36:14,990
- The government today urged
- 1370
- 01:36:15,010 --> 01:36:16,180
- Golden Circle victims
- 1371
- 01:36:16,210 --> 01:36:18,150
- to report to the temporary field hospitals
- 1372
- 01:36:18,180 --> 01:36:20,850
- now set up across the country.
- 1373
- 01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:22,890
- The president's handling of the crisis
- 1374
- 01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:25,690
- has been commended
- by other world leaders.
- 1375
- 01:36:25,720 --> 01:36:28,360
- Damn. Politics has never been so easy.
- 1376
- 01:36:28,490 --> 01:36:29,730
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1377
- 01:36:29,954 --> 01:36:30,959
- Fox.
- 1378
- 01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:31,960
- What?
- 1379
- 01:36:39,900 --> 01:36:40,970
- Oh, God.
- 1380
- 01:36:46,010 --> 01:36:47,180
- Like I said, sir...
- 1381
- 01:36:47,510 --> 01:36:50,110
- this affects all people from all backgrounds.
- 1382
- 01:36:50,150 --> 01:36:51,950
- I'm disappointed, Fox.
- 1383
- 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,650
- Disappointed and disgusted.
- 1384
- 01:36:53,780 --> 01:36:55,139
- Mr. President,
- 1385
- 01:36:55,564 --> 01:36:59,160
- I routinely work a 20 hour
- day for you, 7 days a week.
- 1386
- 01:36:59,490 --> 01:37:01,930
- Maybe some can do that
- without chemical help.
- 1387
- 01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:04,900
- Countless people are going to die.
- 1388
- 01:37:05,530 --> 01:37:07,160
- You can save them, sir.
- 1389
- 01:37:08,060 --> 01:37:09,770
- Innocent people like me.
- 1390
- 01:37:12,030 --> 01:37:13,640
- Not that innocent.
- 1391
- 01:37:44,430 --> 01:37:45,570
- He looks great.
- 1392
- 01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:46,600
- Good.
- 1393
- 01:37:51,970 --> 01:37:53,340
- Good news, gentlemen.
- 1394
- 01:37:53,580 --> 01:37:54,980
- He'll be back on his feet in no time.
- 1395
- 01:37:55,010 --> 01:37:56,980
- I'm not certain that's a good idea.
- 1396
- 01:37:57,010 --> 01:37:58,110
- What do you mean?
- 1397
- 01:37:58,150 --> 01:38:00,180
- I shot Agent Whiskey.
- Deliberately.
- 1398
- 01:38:00,620 --> 01:38:01,720
- What, why?
- 1399
- 01:38:01,850 --> 01:38:03,050
- He was working against us.
- 1400
- 01:38:03,090 --> 01:38:05,490
- And until we find out why,
- I say we trust no one.
- 1401
- 01:38:05,620 --> 01:38:07,260
- Merlin, Harry's sick.
- 1402
- 01:38:07,290 --> 01:38:09,160
- This whole thing is my fault.
- 1403
- 01:38:09,190 --> 01:38:10,690
- I thought he was ready.
- 1404
- 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,070
- I'm sorry, I've got to take this.
- 1405
- 01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:19,900
- Listen to me.
- 1406
- 01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:21,869
- This is not about my mental health.
- 1407
- 01:38:21,870 --> 01:38:24,470
- If there's a chance there's
- a double agent in our midst,
- 1408
- 01:38:24,610 --> 01:38:25,610
- or worse,
- 1409
- 01:38:25,803 --> 01:38:28,481
- if Statesman itself has a dark agenda...
- 1410
- 01:38:29,010 --> 01:38:30,680
- we have to safeguard this mission.
- 1411
- 01:38:30,910 --> 01:38:34,150
- We both know the president
- wants these victims dead.
- 1412
- 01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:36,250
- Hey, baby.
- 1413
- 01:38:38,020 --> 01:38:39,260
- Hey.
- 1414
- 01:38:41,590 --> 01:38:42,520
- Fuck.
- 1415
- 01:38:42,760 --> 01:38:44,367
- Look, Harry, I trust you.
- 1416
- 01:38:44,492 --> 01:38:45,560
- I always have.
- 1417
- 01:38:45,590 --> 01:38:47,421
- But it's about this situation.
- 1418
- 01:38:47,846 --> 01:38:50,000
- We need Statesman's resources.
- 1419
- 01:38:50,030 --> 01:38:52,100
- And I need to know
- that you are fit for work.
- 1420
- 01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:53,870
- Babe, why didn't you call me?
- 1421
- 01:38:54,100 --> 01:38:55,539
- Are you the banana man?
- 1422
- 01:38:55,540 --> 01:38:57,475
- Listen, we're on the verge of finding
- an antidote.
- 1423
- 01:38:57,500 --> 01:38:58,570
- It's gonna be all right.
- 1424
- 01:38:58,610 --> 01:38:59,509
- Now, look left for me.
- 1425
- 01:38:59,510 --> 01:39:00,790
- There's nothing wrong with my brain.
- 1426
- 01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:01,880
- Look right.
- 1427
- 01:39:02,510 --> 01:39:03,909
- Can you remember the headline
- 1428
- 01:39:03,910 --> 01:39:05,679
- when you uncovered that
- spy ring in the Pentagon?
- 1429
- 01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:07,820
- The football.
- England beat Germany, 5-1.
- 1430
- 01:39:07,950 --> 01:39:09,350
- Thatcher's assassination attempt.
- 1431
- 01:39:09,390 --> 01:39:10,450
- Charles and Di's wedding.
- 1432
- 01:39:10,690 --> 01:39:12,060
- Hey, Bjorn Borg.
- 1433
- 01:39:22,270 --> 01:39:24,000
- Babe, if you can hear me,
- 1434
- 01:39:24,730 --> 01:39:26,300
- I want you to know that I love you.
- 1435
- 01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:28,480
- And if we get through this,
- and you'll have me back,
- 1436
- 01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:30,840
- I wanna be with you.
- No matter what.
- 1437
- 01:39:31,270 --> 01:39:33,780
- I promise I won't let you down.
- It's all gonna be all right.
- 1438
- 01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:35,310
- My favorite singer.
- 1439
- 01:39:35,440 --> 01:39:37,480
- I don't bloody know.
- How would I know that?
- 1440
- 01:39:37,710 --> 01:39:39,420
- It's John Denver.
- Merlin!
- 1441
- 01:39:40,050 --> 01:39:42,050
- Have you got eyes on that location yet?
- 1442
- 01:39:42,390 --> 01:39:44,489
- Soon. The reconnaissance
- drone's about an hour away.
- 1443
- 01:39:44,490 --> 01:39:45,530
- Which gives us time to sort out...
- 1444
- 01:39:45,550 --> 01:39:47,060
- Bollocks, we haven't time for anything.
- 1445
- 01:39:47,090 --> 01:39:49,190
- I'm leaving now.
- With or without you.
- 1446
- 01:40:07,380 --> 01:40:08,710
- Hello!
- 1447
- 01:40:09,350 --> 01:40:10,710
- Identify yourself.
- 1448
- 01:40:11,150 --> 01:40:12,781
- My name is Stacey Prewitt.
- 1449
- 01:40:12,806 --> 01:40:14,580
- I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney.
- 1450
- 01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:17,390
- Poppy, you expecting a lawyer tonight?
- 1451
- 01:40:17,620 --> 01:40:19,660
- Oh, yes. Please send him in.
- 1452
- 01:40:19,790 --> 01:40:22,090
- But don't forget to reactivate the landmines.
- 1453
- 01:40:27,930 --> 01:40:29,460
- Good evening, Ms. Adams.
- 1454
- 01:40:29,800 --> 01:40:34,270
- My lawyer is bringing you
- the document right now.
- 1455
- 01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:35,870
- Hurry up.
- 1456
- 01:40:36,310 --> 01:40:37,939
- And once you countersign,
- 1457
- 01:40:37,940 --> 01:40:39,910
- it becomes an executive decree
- and you can't back out,
- 1458
- 01:40:39,940 --> 01:40:41,240
- and then I release the antidote.
- 1459
- 01:40:41,580 --> 01:40:44,710
- Can you give me any assurance
- you can get it out there in time?
- 1460
- 01:40:44,750 --> 01:40:47,319
- And where's it gonna come from?
- How long it'll take to distribute?
- 1461
- 01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:49,520
- I wouldn't worry about that.
- I have secure stockpiles,
- 1462
- 01:40:49,550 --> 01:40:52,590
- hidden in every major city worldwide.
- 1463
- 01:40:52,720 --> 01:40:55,030
- And when I enter the access code,
- 1464
- 01:40:55,060 --> 01:40:56,460
- my fleet of drones
- 1465
- 01:40:56,490 --> 01:40:59,360
- will distribute the antidote immediately.
- 1466
- 01:40:59,590 --> 01:41:01,900
- So don't dilly-dally signing that document
- 1467
- 01:41:01,930 --> 01:41:03,800
- 'cause time is running out.
- 1468
- 01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:08,070
- You dumb bitch!
- 1469
- 01:41:17,850 --> 01:41:18,880
- You all right?
- 1470
- 01:41:20,950 --> 01:41:22,790
- What was that phone call you got?
- 1471
- 01:41:23,020 --> 01:41:24,790
- Let's not, Harry.
- 1472
- 01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:26,659
- I don't think you'd sympathize
- 1473
- 01:41:26,660 --> 01:41:29,020
- and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture.
- 1474
- 01:41:32,830 --> 01:41:33,860
- All right.
- 1475
- 01:41:36,730 --> 01:41:38,330
- How about a martini?
- 1476
- 01:41:38,855 --> 01:41:40,094
- For old times' sake?
- 1477
- 01:41:41,770 --> 01:41:42,810
- Yeah, all right.
- 1478
- 01:41:55,950 --> 01:41:57,320
- I had a girlfriend.
- 1479
- 01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:01,760
- I lost her.
- 1480
- 01:42:02,660 --> 01:42:04,130
- And it broke me.
- 1481
- 01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:08,130
- And now, if this mission fails...
- 1482
- 01:42:10,070 --> 01:42:11,500
- she's gonna die.
- 1483
- 01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:15,710
- I know it's against Kingsman rules,
- 1484
- 01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:17,270
- having a relationship.
- 1485
- 01:42:21,780 --> 01:42:23,180
- When I was shot...
- 1486
- 01:42:23,610 --> 01:42:26,680
- can you guess what the last thing
- was that flashed through my mind?
- 1487
- 01:42:29,150 --> 01:42:31,209
- It was absolutely...
- 1488
- 01:42:32,334 --> 01:42:33,384
- nothing.
- 1489
- 01:42:35,130 --> 01:42:36,830
- I had no ties.
- 1490
- 01:42:37,530 --> 01:42:39,500
- No bittersweet memories.
- 1491
- 01:42:40,530 --> 01:42:42,100
- I was leaving nothing behind.
- 1492
- 01:42:44,570 --> 01:42:46,640
- Never experienced companionship...
- 1493
- 01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:49,170
- never been in love...
- 1494
- 01:42:50,470 --> 01:42:52,010
- and in that moment...
- 1495
- 01:42:52,440 --> 01:42:53,896
- all I felt...
- 1496
- 01:42:54,021 --> 01:42:55,750
- was loneliness...
- 1497
- 01:42:56,180 --> 01:42:57,510
- and regret.
- 1498
- 01:42:59,050 --> 01:43:00,280
- I'm sorry.
- 1499
- 01:43:00,620 --> 01:43:01,650
- Don't be.
- 1500
- 01:43:03,850 --> 01:43:06,190
- Just know that having something to lose...
- 1501
- 01:43:08,460 --> 01:43:10,290
- is what makes life worth living.
- 1502
- 01:43:11,760 --> 01:43:13,860
- Now, let's go and save your girl.
- 1503
- 01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:16,800
- I missed you, Harry.
- 1504
- 01:43:22,100 --> 01:43:23,210
- Gentlemen.
- 1505
- 01:43:23,540 --> 01:43:25,240
- I hate to break up a party.
- 1506
- 01:43:25,470 --> 01:43:26,739
- We're nearly there,
- 1507
- 01:43:26,964 --> 01:43:28,734
- so I suggest we get ready.
- 1508
- 01:43:29,910 --> 01:43:31,050
- Follow me.
- 1509
- 01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:42,830
- Oh, yes.
- 1510
- 01:43:52,300 --> 01:43:53,900
- Hello, gorgeous.
- 1511
- 01:43:53,940 --> 01:43:55,070
- I'm Jack. What's your name?
- 1512
- 01:43:55,100 --> 01:43:57,410
- How would you like to ride
- home on a real cowboy?
- 1513
- 01:43:57,440 --> 01:43:59,010
- I got a six pack of cold ones on ice
- 1514
- 01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:00,210
- and my roomie's out all night.
- 1515
- 01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:03,480
- So you can scream my name
- as loud as you need to, sugar.
- 1516
- 01:44:03,510 --> 01:44:05,880
- I hate to do this to you, Jack.
- 1517
- 01:44:06,320 --> 01:44:07,420
- Who's this pretty lady?
- 1518
- 01:44:07,450 --> 01:44:08,850
- She's dead.
- 1519
- 01:44:08,890 --> 01:44:11,490
- Cops said wrong place, wrong time.
- 1520
- 01:44:11,520 --> 01:44:13,660
- Hey, honey. I'm heading
- to the grocery store.
- 1521
- 01:44:18,630 --> 01:44:20,000
- My name is Poppy Adams.
- 1522
- 01:44:36,950 --> 01:44:37,950
- Ginger.
- 1523
- 01:44:38,010 --> 01:44:41,350
- Goddamn butterfly guy shot me
- in the fucking head.
- 1524
- 01:44:41,480 --> 01:44:42,850
- Why would he do that?
- 1525
- 01:44:45,560 --> 01:44:47,660
- Well, I'm guessing you didn't fix him right.
- 1526
- 01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:49,490
- And where the hell is he?
- 1527
- 01:44:49,630 --> 01:44:51,622
- He's on his way to Cambodia,
- 1528
- 01:44:51,647 --> 01:44:53,330
- with Eggsy and Merlin.
- 1529
- 01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:55,400
- That's where Poppy's base is.
- 1530
- 01:44:55,430 --> 01:44:57,130
- Eggsy's gonna need backup.
- 1531
- 01:44:57,170 --> 01:44:58,400
- Yes, he is.
- 1532
- 01:44:58,430 --> 01:44:59,870
- Get the Silver Pony on the runway
- 1533
- 01:44:59,900 --> 01:45:01,100
- and ready to take off.
- 1534
- 01:45:11,850 --> 01:45:13,150
- Hey, hey.
- 1535
- 01:45:13,180 --> 01:45:15,750
- Looking good, Merlin.
- 1536
- 01:45:16,420 --> 01:45:18,090
- Feeling good, Eggsy.
- 1537
- 01:45:21,320 --> 01:45:23,590
- Right. This is yours.
- 1538
- 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:26,130
- That's for you.
- 1539
- 01:45:38,940 --> 01:45:40,640
- Press the S.
- 1540
- 01:45:41,410 --> 01:45:42,880
- Minesweeper.
- 1541
- 01:45:43,010 --> 01:45:44,480
- Courtesy of Statesman.
- 1542
- 01:45:45,010 --> 01:45:47,250
- And what about these?
- Careful.
- 1543
- 01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:48,550
- Those are hand grenades.
- 1544
- 01:45:51,020 --> 01:45:52,290
- As discussed,
- 1545
- 01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:54,090
- this is for the endgame.
- 1546
- 01:45:55,090 --> 01:45:56,630
- I'm entrusting it to you.
- 1547
- 01:46:03,300 --> 01:46:05,770
- And I'm entrusting, this...
- 1548
- 01:46:08,710 --> 01:46:09,770
- to me.
- 1549
- 01:46:32,360 --> 01:46:35,600
- Millions of Golden Circle victims worldwide,
- 1550
- 01:46:35,730 --> 01:46:38,740
- are now entering stage three paralysis.
- 1551
- 01:46:41,470 --> 01:46:42,580
- In his latest statement...
- 1552
- 01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:44,170
- the president promised he was doing
- 1553
- 01:46:44,210 --> 01:46:45,570
- everything in his power
- 1554
- 01:46:45,610 --> 01:46:48,750
- to speed up negotiations and save lives.
- 1555
- 01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:50,450
- But fears are growing that for many,
- 1556
- 01:46:50,480 --> 01:46:52,250
- it may soon be too late.
- 1557
- 01:46:52,580 --> 01:46:54,750
- Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims.
- 1558
- 01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:56,750
- God help us all.
- 1559
- 01:47:39,930 --> 01:47:41,970
- Right.
- This is where we split up.
- 1560
- 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,400
- Pincer movement.
- 1561
- 01:47:43,530 --> 01:47:44,670
- Merlin, you're with me.
- 1562
- 01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:47,000
- Eggsy, you signal when we're in position.
- 1563
- 01:47:55,210 --> 01:47:57,280
- Don't move.
- 1564
- 01:47:58,310 --> 01:48:01,020
- You move, we die.
- 1565
- 01:48:09,460 --> 01:48:11,630
- Luckily, I have this.
- 1566
- 01:48:19,970 --> 01:48:23,740
- This spray will freeze the trigger mechanism...
- 1567
- 01:48:23,770 --> 01:48:26,840
- give us a split second.
- 1568
- 01:48:27,640 --> 01:48:29,350
- So on the count of three...
- 1569
- 01:48:30,180 --> 01:48:31,450
- what I want you to...
- 1570
- 01:48:31,480 --> 01:48:32,720
- Merlin!
- 1571
- 01:48:48,500 --> 01:48:50,170
- Merlin, what the fuck have you done?
- 1572
- 01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:53,270
- Our journey together
- began many years ago...
- 1573
- 01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:56,640
- when your father
- did the same thing for us.
- 1574
- 01:48:56,870 --> 01:48:59,070
- Our journey began with a mistake I made.
- 1575
- 01:48:59,610 --> 01:49:00,780
- Give me the can.
- 1576
- 01:49:01,381 --> 01:49:03,210
- That's an order.
- Can's empty.
- 1577
- 01:49:03,880 --> 01:49:05,350
- Split second's over.
- 1578
- 01:49:05,680 --> 01:49:07,320
- You two need to get going.
- 1579
- 01:49:07,650 --> 01:49:09,050
- No, no, no, no.
- There's got to be another way.
- 1580
- 01:49:09,090 --> 01:49:10,090
- He's right.
- 1581
- 01:49:10,120 --> 01:49:11,620
- Mission comes first.
- 1582
- 01:49:11,750 --> 01:49:12,990
- Bollocks, mission comes first!
- This is bull...
- 1583
- 01:49:13,020 --> 01:49:14,090
- Eggsy!
- 1584
- 01:49:14,120 --> 01:49:16,760
- This is no time for emotion.
- Remember your training.
- 1585
- 01:49:16,790 --> 01:49:18,230
- Or we all die.
- 1586
- 01:49:20,530 --> 01:49:21,730
- Now get on with it.
- 1587
- 01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:24,370
- Do as you're told.
- Move it!
- 1588
- 01:49:32,310 --> 01:49:33,310
- Go.
- 1589
- 01:49:42,390 --> 01:49:43,390
- It's been an honor.
- 1590
- 01:49:45,650 --> 01:49:46,860
- Good luck.
- 1591
- 01:50:11,580 --> 01:50:13,780
- ♪ Almost heaven ♪
- 1592
- 01:50:15,550 --> 01:50:16,950
- ♪ West Virginia ♪
- 1593
- 01:50:18,850 --> 01:50:20,590
- ♪ Blue Ridge Mountains ♪
- 1594
- 01:50:20,620 --> 01:50:23,490
- ♪ Shenandoah River ♪
- 1595
- 01:50:24,590 --> 01:50:26,430
- Poppy, come in.
- Roger.
- 1596
- 01:50:26,460 --> 01:50:27,530
- ♪ Life is old there ♪
- 1597
- 01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:28,710
- Are you expecting another lawyer?
- 1598
- 01:50:28,730 --> 01:50:29,970
- ♪ Older than the trees ♪
- 1599
- 01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:31,600
- There's a guy here singing.
- 1600
- 01:50:31,630 --> 01:50:33,340
- ♪ Younger than the mountains ♪
- 1601
- 01:50:33,370 --> 01:50:34,670
- Singing?
- 1602
- 01:50:34,700 --> 01:50:36,270
- ♪ Blowing like a breeze ♪
- 1603
- 01:50:36,310 --> 01:50:39,140
- ♪ Country roads ♪
- 1604
- 01:50:39,180 --> 01:50:41,680
- ♪ Take me home ♪
- 1605
- 01:50:41,710 --> 01:50:43,910
- ♪ To the place ♪
- 1606
- 01:50:44,710 --> 01:50:45,810
- ♪ I belong ♪
- 1607
- 01:50:45,850 --> 01:50:47,680
- Bring him to me.
- 1608
- 01:50:47,720 --> 01:50:50,490
- ♪ West Virginia ♪
- 1609
- 01:50:50,520 --> 01:50:53,220
- ♪ Mountain momma ♪
- 1610
- 01:50:53,260 --> 01:50:55,890
- ♪ Take me home ♪
- 1611
- 01:50:55,930 --> 01:50:58,130
- ♪ Country road ♪
- 1612
- 01:50:59,730 --> 01:51:01,730
- Poppy, we got a situation here.
- 1613
- 01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:04,200
- ♪ Country roads ♪
- 1614
- 01:51:04,230 --> 01:51:06,600
- ♪ Take me home ♪
- 1615
- 01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:11,640
- ♪ To the place I belong ♪
- 1616
- 01:51:11,670 --> 01:51:13,810
- ♪ West Virginia ♪
- 1617
- 01:51:15,410 --> 01:51:17,310
- ♪ Mountain momma ♪
- 1618
- 01:51:17,350 --> 01:51:19,750
- ♪ Take me home ♪
- 1619
- 01:51:19,780 --> 01:51:26,860
- ♪ Country roads ♪
- 1620
- 01:51:40,670 --> 01:51:42,540
- He stepped on a land mine.
- 1621
- 01:51:42,970 --> 01:51:45,380
- Can we get somebody out there
- to clean that up?
- 1622
- 01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:48,540
- Hello?
- 1623
- 01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:06,900
- Crap. We're under attack.
- 1624
- 01:52:06,930 --> 01:52:08,900
- Code five. Code five.
- 1625
- 01:52:08,930 --> 01:52:09,940
- You two, off your fucking asses.
- 1626
- 01:52:09,970 --> 01:52:12,200
- Guard the door.
- 1627
- 01:52:12,230 --> 01:52:14,240
- Sir Elton, stay here.
- We're under attack.
- 1628
- 01:52:17,240 --> 01:52:19,170
- Is it a rescue attempt?
- 1629
- 01:52:19,394 --> 01:52:20,379
- Might be.
- 1630
- 01:52:20,480 --> 01:52:21,480
- Yes!
- 1631
- 01:52:23,350 --> 01:52:25,510
- ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪
- 1632
- 01:52:25,550 --> 01:52:27,180
- ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪
- 1633
- 01:52:27,220 --> 01:52:29,650
- ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪
- 1634
- 01:52:29,680 --> 01:52:31,650
- ♪ Wednesday night's all right ♪
- 1635
- 01:52:31,690 --> 01:52:32,790
- ♪ Hey ♪
- 1636
- 01:52:32,820 --> 01:52:34,100
- Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?
- 1637
- 01:52:34,120 --> 01:52:35,590
- What day is it today?
- 1638
- 01:52:35,614 --> 01:52:36,219
- Wednesday.
- 1639
- 01:52:36,220 --> 01:52:37,390
- Exactly!
- 1640
- 01:53:18,130 --> 01:53:20,370
- Elton, just calm down.
- Fuck you!
- 1641
- 01:53:32,150 --> 01:53:33,450
- Stay there, Elton.
- 1642
- 01:53:33,480 --> 01:53:34,580
- Fuck off!
- 1643
- 01:53:34,620 --> 01:53:36,620
- Or I'll fuck you up.
- 1644
- 01:54:11,520 --> 01:54:12,520
- Fuck me.
- 1645
- 01:55:11,980 --> 01:55:14,320
- Holy cow.
- Get this out of here. Go!
- 1646
- 01:55:16,150 --> 01:55:17,650
- Eggsy, get the case.
- 1647
- 01:55:22,190 --> 01:55:23,860
- You are going to tell me...
- 1648
- 01:55:24,190 --> 01:55:25,530
- what the access code is.
- 1649
- 01:56:56,020 --> 01:56:58,450
- Come on, Jet. Good girl.
- 1650
- 01:57:04,030 --> 01:57:05,690
- Motherfucker!
- 1651
- 01:57:37,860 --> 01:57:39,630
- Get out of the way, Elton.
- 1652
- 01:57:40,160 --> 01:57:42,230
- Stay down.
- It's not allowed to hurt me.
- 1653
- 01:57:42,470 --> 01:57:43,470
- Thank you.
- 1654
- 01:58:21,770 --> 01:58:23,340
- Fuck you, Poppy!
- 1655
- 01:58:23,670 --> 01:58:25,270
- Fuck you, Poppy!
- 1656
- 01:58:25,640 --> 01:58:27,640
- Fuck you, Elton.
- 1657
- 01:58:29,050 --> 01:58:31,710
- Kill Elton John.
- 1658
- 01:58:34,850 --> 01:58:35,850
- Fuck!
- 1659
- 01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:39,520
- Elton, take the ball.
- 1660
- 01:58:49,270 --> 01:58:50,430
- Thank you.
- 1661
- 01:58:50,470 --> 01:58:53,170
- Now, go off and save the world.
- 1662
- 01:58:53,400 --> 01:58:55,900
- If I save the world, can I have
- two tickets to your next concert?
- 1663
- 01:58:55,940 --> 01:58:57,910
- Darling, if you save the world,
- 1664
- 01:58:58,040 --> 01:58:59,840
- you can have a backstage pass.
- 1665
- 01:59:08,020 --> 01:59:09,750
- Fuck you.
- 1666
- 01:59:12,750 --> 01:59:14,060
- Time's up.
- 1667
- 01:59:14,090 --> 01:59:15,360
- Fuck!
- 1668
- 01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:22,160
- Bennie, Bennie, Bennie!
- 1669
- 01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:23,600
- Get them!
- 1670
- 01:59:23,630 --> 01:59:24,700
- Got it.
- 1671
- 01:59:25,840 --> 01:59:27,200
- Kill him, Bennie!
- 1672
- 01:59:27,240 --> 01:59:29,540
- Here, heel! Heel! Good boy!
- 1673
- 01:59:29,570 --> 01:59:30,610
- Come on!
- 1674
- 01:59:37,050 --> 01:59:38,280
- Give me the code.
- 1675
- 01:59:38,310 --> 01:59:39,650
- No. We're not done yet.
- 1676
- 01:59:46,120 --> 01:59:47,590
- Lucky for you Charlie,
- 1677
- 01:59:47,720 --> 01:59:50,320
- one of us understands
- what it means to be a gentleman.
- 1678
- 01:59:55,560 --> 01:59:57,030
- Let's make this fair.
- 1679
- 02:00:43,780 --> 02:00:45,050
- Give me the code!
- 1680
- 02:00:45,080 --> 02:00:46,220
- I can't.
- 1681
- 02:00:47,050 --> 02:00:48,820
- Only Poppy knows it.
- 1682
- 02:00:48,950 --> 02:00:50,750
- Well, then you're no use to me, are you?
- 1683
- 02:00:51,320 --> 02:00:52,450
- For the record Charlie,
- 1684
- 02:00:52,490 --> 02:00:54,820
- I'm more of a gentleman
- than you'll ever be.
- 1685
- 02:00:55,860 --> 02:00:58,330
- But right now, it's time
- to drop the gentle bit.
- 1686
- 02:00:59,600 --> 02:01:01,060
- This is for Kingsman.
- 1687
- 02:01:02,060 --> 02:01:03,670
- For my mate Brandon.
- 1688
- 02:01:04,400 --> 02:01:05,830
- For Roxy.
- 1689
- 02:01:06,270 --> 02:01:07,800
- For JB.
- 1690
- 02:01:10,100 --> 02:01:11,470
- And for Merlin.
- 1691
- 02:01:13,240 --> 02:01:14,640
- Good night, bruv.
- 1692
- 02:01:41,370 --> 02:01:42,940
- Hey, fellas.
- 1693
- 02:01:43,570 --> 02:01:45,140
- You're going to give us the code.
- 1694
- 02:01:47,110 --> 02:01:48,380
- Or what?
- 1695
- 02:01:48,810 --> 02:01:53,450
- 'Cause you don't seem like the kind
- of gentleman who would hurt a lady.
- 1696
- 02:01:55,980 --> 02:01:57,167
- Perhaps not.
- 1697
- 02:01:57,592 --> 02:01:58,890
- Call me old-fashioned.
- 1698
- 02:01:59,020 --> 02:02:01,420
- I don't consider genocide
- especially ladylike.
- 1699
- 02:02:01,560 --> 02:02:03,590
- Right. Enough small talk.
- 1700
- 02:02:06,260 --> 02:02:07,360
- Give us the code.
- 1701
- 02:02:07,400 --> 02:02:08,660
- Sure.
- 1702
- 02:02:08,700 --> 02:02:11,000
- No. I don't think so.
- 1703
- 02:02:21,040 --> 02:02:22,240
- Heroin.
- 1704
- 02:02:22,680 --> 02:02:23,950
- You know, where I come from,
- 1705
- 02:02:23,974 --> 02:02:26,140
- this shit you've been peddling's
- ruined a lot of lives.
- 1706
- 02:02:27,310 --> 02:02:28,950
- But yours is even more deadly.
- 1707
- 02:02:29,480 --> 02:02:32,990
- But it feels so nice, it's gonna
- make you lower your guard.
- 1708
- 02:02:33,420 --> 02:02:34,863
- Our colleague Merlin,
- 1709
- 02:02:35,088 --> 02:02:36,930
- may he rest in peace,
- 1710
- 02:02:37,160 --> 02:02:39,560
- managed to synthesize your
- horrible little formula...
- 1711
- 02:02:39,700 --> 02:02:41,000
- and speed up its effects.
- 1712
- 02:02:41,230 --> 02:02:43,969
- So I would say you have
- just under eight minutes
- 1713
- 02:02:43,970 --> 02:02:46,870
- before paralysis sets in
- and your breathing stops.
- 1714
- 02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:48,000
- But of course...
- 1715
- 02:02:48,705 --> 02:02:49,800
- you know all about that.
- 1716
- 02:02:49,824 --> 02:02:50,881
- So here's the deal.
- 1717
- 02:02:50,906 --> 02:02:52,669
- You release the antidote worldwide,
- 1718
- 02:02:52,670 --> 02:02:54,180
- and we make sure you get a dose.
- 1719
- 02:02:54,310 --> 02:02:56,410
- I have to give you the code to live?
- 1720
- 02:02:56,440 --> 02:02:59,680
- Honey, you're so smart.
- You should work for me.
- 1721
- 02:02:59,720 --> 02:03:01,080
- Right. Give us the code.
- 1722
- 02:03:02,320 --> 02:03:05,990
- Why not? The decree's getting
- signed soon...
- 1723
- 02:03:06,320 --> 02:03:07,490
- anyhoo.
- 1724
- 02:03:08,620 --> 02:03:11,290
- It's Viva las vegan.
- 1725
- 02:03:12,090 --> 02:03:13,190
- Get it?
- 1726
- 02:03:13,860 --> 02:03:16,330
- Viva las...
- 1727
- 02:03:18,730 --> 02:03:20,800
- Come snuggle with me.
- 1728
- 02:03:21,600 --> 02:03:23,670
- I like you.
- 1729
- 02:03:25,670 --> 02:03:27,780
- I don't think that's terribly likely.
- 1730
- 02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:51,230
- She's OD'd.
- 1731
- 02:03:51,370 --> 02:03:52,540
- You gave her too much.
- 1732
- 02:03:52,870 --> 02:03:53,900
- Did I?
- 1733
- 02:03:54,440 --> 02:03:57,169
- You know, I really don't have as much
- experience with all this drug stuff,
- 1734
- 02:03:57,170 --> 02:03:58,170
- as people think.
- 1735
- 02:03:58,740 --> 02:03:59,970
- Better be the right code.
- 1736
- 02:04:03,910 --> 02:04:07,380
- Viva las...
- 1737
- 02:04:07,420 --> 02:04:08,520
- So?
- 1738
- 02:04:12,290 --> 02:04:13,520
- Don't move, kid.
- 1739
- 02:04:13,650 --> 02:04:14,860
- You try anything funny,
- 1740
- 02:04:14,890 --> 02:04:16,210
- and I'll turn this thing electric.
- 1741
- 02:04:17,690 --> 02:04:20,330
- Now give up your guns fellas.
- Slide 'em over.
- 1742
- 02:04:26,030 --> 02:04:26,930
- Whiskey.
- 1743
- 02:04:27,270 --> 02:04:28,840
- We are all on the same side here.
- 1744
- 02:04:28,870 --> 02:04:29,970
- You've had a head injury.
- 1745
- 02:04:30,010 --> 02:04:31,770
- The exact same thing happened to Harry.
- 1746
- 02:04:31,810 --> 02:04:34,280
- You're having some sort of brain glitch.
- 1747
- 02:04:34,310 --> 02:04:37,180
- Nope. My braings all good, kid.
- 1748
- 02:04:37,710 --> 02:04:39,150
- And you know what?
- 1749
- 02:04:39,180 --> 02:04:42,750
- I reckon the same was true
- for your friend Harry over here.
- 1750
- 02:04:42,980 --> 02:04:45,590
- Real fine instincts, I'll give him that.
- 1751
- 02:04:46,020 --> 02:04:47,120
- So stay still...
- 1752
- 02:04:47,460 --> 02:04:48,570
- or I'll dice him up so small,
- 1753
- 02:04:48,590 --> 02:04:49,700
- you can take him home in a bucket
- 1754
- 02:04:49,720 --> 02:04:51,090
- and still have room for what's left
- 1755
- 02:04:51,130 --> 02:04:52,360
- of your buddy, Merlin.
- 1756
- 02:04:53,700 --> 02:04:55,360
- Well, that's just fucking great.
- 1757
- 02:04:55,400 --> 02:04:56,970
- You're working for the president?
- 1758
- 02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:58,230
- That asshole?
- 1759
- 02:04:59,370 --> 02:05:03,110
- Hell no. It's a matter
- of personal principle, agent.
- 1760
- 02:05:03,540 --> 02:05:05,140
- No more drug users.
- 1761
- 02:05:06,070 --> 02:05:08,840
- And the Statesman share price rockets.
- 1762
- 02:05:10,610 --> 02:05:12,092
- So those are your principles?
- 1763
- 02:05:12,517 --> 02:05:13,620
- Making money?
- 1764
- 02:05:13,950 --> 02:05:16,250
- Our agencies were
- founded to uphold peace.
- 1765
- 02:05:16,280 --> 02:05:17,490
- To protect the innocent.
- 1766
- 02:05:17,520 --> 02:05:19,490
- Do you wanna know who was innocent?
- 1767
- 02:05:19,620 --> 02:05:21,930
- My high school sweetheart.
- 1768
- 02:05:23,090 --> 02:05:24,730
- Love of my life.
- 1769
- 02:05:24,960 --> 02:05:26,860
- Pregnant with my little boy.
- 1770
- 02:05:27,760 --> 02:05:29,430
- He'd be about your age now,
- 1771
- 02:05:29,770 --> 02:05:31,730
- if his mama hadn't got caught
- in the crossfire
- 1772
- 02:05:31,770 --> 02:05:32,870
- when two meth head freaks
- 1773
- 02:05:32,900 --> 02:05:35,840
- decided to rob a fucking convenience store.
- 1774
- 02:05:38,170 --> 02:05:40,140
- A world without those people in it...
- 1775
- 02:05:41,680 --> 02:05:43,650
- sure smells like peace to me.
- 1776
- 02:05:44,910 --> 02:05:46,480
- You break the law...
- 1777
- 02:05:47,120 --> 02:05:48,580
- you pay the price.
- 1778
- 02:05:49,650 --> 02:05:51,190
- Good riddance...
- 1779
- 02:05:51,720 --> 02:05:53,290
- to all of them.
- 1780
- 02:05:58,730 --> 02:06:01,200
- That's why I got to destroy that case.
- 1781
- 02:06:02,030 --> 02:06:05,030
- Now slide it over, Agent Galahad.
- 1782
- 02:06:10,600 --> 02:06:11,810
- Thank you.
- 1783
- 02:06:12,240 --> 02:06:13,710
- Do you know what, Harry?
- 1784
- 02:06:14,240 --> 02:06:15,310
- I think he's got a point.
- 1785
- 02:06:17,950 --> 02:06:19,950
- I think it sounds like a bright idea.
- 1786
- 02:08:37,990 --> 02:08:39,688
- Put alpha gel on that,
- 1787
- 02:08:40,413 --> 02:08:41,584
- dickhead.
- 1788
- 02:08:51,970 --> 02:08:53,570
- Viva las vegan.
- 1789
- 02:08:55,770 --> 02:08:57,090
- This one's for you, Merlin.
- 1790
- 02:09:11,690 --> 02:09:12,800
- It's a day of worldwide celebration
- 1791
- 02:09:12,820 --> 02:09:15,220
- as millions rejoice...
- 1792
- 02:09:15,260 --> 02:09:18,630
- after they or their loved ones
- were saved from death.
- 1793
- 02:09:30,540 --> 02:09:33,539
- Distribution of The Golden
- Circle antidote continues,
- 1794
- 02:09:33,540 --> 02:09:35,240
- and field hospitals are emptying
- 1795
- 02:09:35,380 --> 02:09:38,710
- as victims return
- to their homes tonight, cured.
- 1796
- 02:09:59,770 --> 02:10:02,000
- Come on, Liam. Man, come on.
- 1797
- 02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:04,310
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- 1798
- 02:10:10,110 --> 02:10:11,750
- I love you, man!
- I love you!
- 1799
- 02:10:11,780 --> 02:10:13,720
- I'm never touching that shit again!
- 1800
- 02:10:17,320 --> 02:10:18,320
- What happened?
- 1801
- 02:10:19,850 --> 02:10:22,090
- Did I miss something?
- You sure did.
- 1802
- 02:10:22,120 --> 02:10:25,930
- From now on, Tequila,
- I suggest you stick to booze.
- 1803
- 02:10:28,860 --> 02:10:30,430
- The president actively sanctioned
- 1804
- 02:10:30,470 --> 02:10:33,700
- the deaths of hundreds
- of millions of people,
- 1805
- 02:10:34,570 --> 02:10:36,170
- and lied to the public.
- 1806
- 02:10:37,100 --> 02:10:40,070
- I am proud to be responsible
- for his impeachment,
- 1807
- 02:10:40,310 --> 02:10:42,110
- and I will do everything I can
- 1808
- 02:10:42,140 --> 02:10:44,610
- to ensure a smooth transition of power.
- 1809
- 02:10:45,610 --> 02:10:48,380
- In honor of this historic occasion,
- 1810
- 02:10:48,520 --> 02:10:49,850
- we have purchased...
- 1811
- 02:10:50,990 --> 02:10:52,720
- a distillery in Scotland.
- 1812
- 02:10:54,460 --> 02:10:55,659
- This shows the world,
- 1813
- 02:10:55,660 --> 02:11:00,530
- that Kingsman is now
- joining the liquor business.
- 1814
- 02:11:01,160 --> 02:11:02,800
- Before we were cousins.
- 1815
- 02:11:03,530 --> 02:11:06,640
- Now we're brothers,
- working side-by-side.
- 1816
- 02:11:07,970 --> 02:11:10,810
- All our resources are now yours.
- 1817
- 02:11:11,140 --> 02:11:12,780
- You can rebuild.
- 1818
- 02:11:13,410 --> 02:11:15,340
- Yeah, y'all shitting in high cotton now.
- 1819
- 02:11:16,540 --> 02:11:17,936
- Agent Tequila,
- 1820
- 02:11:18,037 --> 02:11:20,750
- this is a formal occasion
- where's your tie and jacket?
- 1821
- 02:11:20,780 --> 02:11:21,820
- Sorry, sir.
- 1822
- 02:11:21,950 --> 02:11:25,190
- Maybe the Kingsman boys
- can dress you properly.
- 1823
- 02:11:26,790 --> 02:11:28,060
- To our union!
- 1824
- 02:11:29,420 --> 02:11:30,430
- To our union!
- 1825
- 02:11:34,260 --> 02:11:35,860
- Final order of business...
- 1826
- 02:11:37,060 --> 02:11:38,400
- we would be honored...
- 1827
- 02:11:38,530 --> 02:11:41,570
- if one of you would be
- our new Agent Whiskey.
- 1828
- 02:11:42,100 --> 02:11:46,580
- Yeah, this two Galahad thing
- is just fucking confusing.
- 1829
- 02:11:48,180 --> 02:11:49,610
- Well, I'm very honored...
- 1830
- 02:11:51,910 --> 02:11:53,010
- Champ...
- 1831
- 02:11:54,920 --> 02:11:57,120
- I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.
- 1832
- 02:12:01,390 --> 02:12:02,460
- All right!
- 1833
- 02:12:03,690 --> 02:12:05,030
- Statesmen, the vote.
- 1834
- 02:12:08,030 --> 02:12:10,000
- Looks like she's in.
- 1835
- 02:12:10,030 --> 02:12:11,330
- Have a seat.
- 1836
- 02:12:15,870 --> 02:12:17,440
- To Agent Whiskey!
- 1837
- 02:12:17,670 --> 02:12:18,810
- Agent Whiskey!
- 1838
- 02:12:26,410 --> 02:12:27,410
- Cheers!
- 1839
- 02:12:32,320 --> 02:12:34,220
- Are you sure I don't look like a dick?
- 1840
- 02:12:37,630 --> 02:12:38,690
- Look in the mirror.
- 1841
- 02:12:44,730 --> 02:12:46,000
- What do you see?
- 1842
- 02:12:46,130 --> 02:12:49,340
- Someone who can't believe
- what the fuck is going on.
- 1843
- 02:12:50,940 --> 02:12:52,570
- I see a man who is honorable...
- 1844
- 02:12:54,880 --> 02:12:56,040
- brave...
- 1845
- 02:12:56,840 --> 02:12:58,010
- loyal...
- 1846
- 02:12:58,550 --> 02:13:00,620
- who's fulfilled his huge potential.
- 1847
- 02:13:02,480 --> 02:13:04,850
- A man who's done
- something good with his life.
- 1848
- 02:13:06,150 --> 02:13:07,990
- I owe you everything, Harry.
- 1849
- 02:13:09,660 --> 02:13:10,760
- Thank you.
- 1850
- 02:13:11,090 --> 02:13:12,390
- Don't mention it.
- 1851
- 02:13:13,660 --> 02:13:14,660
- You ready?
- 1852
- 02:13:17,630 --> 02:13:19,270
- Not a doubt in my mind.
- 1853
- 02:14:11,250 --> 02:14:13,750
- As one of our
- founding Kingsman once said...
- 1854
- 02:14:14,190 --> 02:14:15,860
- this is not the end.
- 1855
- 02:14:16,190 --> 02:14:18,830
- It is not even the beginning of the end.
- 1856
- 02:14:19,360 --> 02:14:20,947
- But it is perhaps,
- 1857
- 02:14:21,272 --> 02:14:23,854
- the end of the beginning.
- 1858
- 02:14:24,600 --> 02:14:25,870
- Yeah!
- 1859
- 02:15:12,994 --> 02:15:15,494
- By LESAIGNEUR
- Sync & corrections March 2018
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