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- As memory serves, I called Minion of Lulu a nigger. So he killed my sister
- I cried like a bitch and said that I would write a story as revenge
- This is what fell out of my mind.
- Special thanks to Minion of Lulu, for causing this catastrophe.
- Alex the Narrator for being stellar and providing sweet sweet Octavia
- Picklehead for emotional support during my dog's pregnancy
- Various Anons for funding and other supportive comments
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- >Day Wrecked in Equestria
- >You are Anon
- >Reluctant party member extraodinaire
- >You look out over the vast ocean, looking all stoic n shit
- >Mutter to yourself
- I feel like I've seen too much of the sea recently.
- >First Mate Fluttershy walks up behind you and prods your butt
- >Turn around
- What now, Fluttershy?
- >"Umm. I was just wondering if storms were your fetish?"
- What are you-
- >Look towards where the ship is heading
- >A massive fucking tidal wave made of foam, water and lightning is thundering towards you
- In restrospect, I should have seen this coming.
- >The tidal wave slams into the ship and everything goes black
- >Wake up some time later
- >Groan and stand up, rubbing your head
- >Try to speak
- >A crab crawls out of your mouth and drops to the sand, before clacking it's claws angrily and waddling off towards the sea
- Well fuck you too, buddy.
- >Look around at the wreckage
- >Well you're on a beach. That's one thing
- >Driftwood, supplies and ponies are lying everywhere
- >Walk over and shake Rainbow Dash, the Captain of the ship and also the best pony.
- >She snorts and wakes up
- >"Huh? Wha?"
- >You help her up
- Shipwrecked, Captain.
- >Rainbow Dash just stares at you
- >"Who are you?"
- Uhh. Cabin Boy Anon, Captain.
- >"Oh yes! O-of course!"
- >She leans down and whispers to a rock
- >"Who is this guy?"
- >You watch as she straightens up, and walks around in a circle for 5 minutes
- >"Cabin Boy! We appear to be going around in cicles! What is the meaning of this?"
- I think you might have dementia, Captain.
- 1/?
- >She stops walking and looks at you, her eyes darting all around
- >"I-I knew that."
- >She looks down the beach the boat is trashed on
- >"Woah! Anon! Get a load of this!"
- >You walk to her side
- What, what is it?
- >"There's a boat here! It's totally trashed!"
- >Gawp at her
- Captain I think you need to lie down
- >Dash looks at you
- >"Who are you?"
- >Groan in frustration
- >Great. The Captain's gone mad
- >Unfortunately, in the event of the Captain being unfit for duty, the duties go over to...
- >Sigh
- >First Mate Fluttershy
- >You stomp along the beach towards Fluttershy's unconscious body, leaving Rainbow Dash to talk to the remains of the steering wheel
- >Kick her awake
- Get up.
- >You sigh again
- ...Captain.
- >She bolts awake
- >"W-what did you just say?"
- >Her eyes are lit up
- The Captain is unfit for duty. So you're the new Captain. Please walk into the ocean and kill yourself so that Applejack can take over.
- >Fluttershy isn't listening
- >"Ohmygoodness! I'm the Captain! I can do whatever I want!"
- >She turns to you
- >"Strip naked! ...please..."
- >Glare at her
- No.
- >She gets angry
- >"I AM THE CAPTAIN! AND I SAY YOU SHOULD STRIP NAKED!"
- Well this is a mutiny!
- 2/?
- >Fluttershy screams and jumps at you
- >You kick her off and run back to Rainbow Dash
- >She tackles you from behind and you roll around in the sand towards the wreckage of the ship
- >She pins you down and starts trying to tear your shirt off
- >"YOU WILL STRIP, CABIN BOY! CAPTAINS ORDERS!"
- >Your arms flail around until you hit a shattered box
- >You look at it's contents, floating in and around the box, surrounded by seawater
- >Jars. Hundreds of jars.
- >Filled to the brim with pickles
- >You grab one and smash it over Fluttershy's head
- >She falls into the water, her head bleeding from the vegetable-induced injury
- >Or it might have been the glass jar
- >Was probably the pickles though
- >Lethal fuckers, they are
- >You walk back over to Rainbow Dash
- >"Woah! Who are you?!"
- Anon.
- >"Nice meeting you, Anon! Are we best friends?"
- Yup.
- >You pick best pony up under your arm and walk into the Jungle with her, leaving Fluttershy, the rest of the crew and the pickles on the beach
- 3/?
- >Cue Cheesy 80's music
- >Anon wandered into the Jungle and became the new god of a local Cannibal Zebra Tribe, he ruled with an iron fist before he stubbed his toe on a rock and died of infection.
- >Rainbow Dash recovered her memory and flew back to the mainland, leaving her crew behind and making millions off the tale of her daring escape from cannibal tribes.
- >Fluttershy died from her injuries. Her body was swept out to sea and eaten by a shark, who promptly threw up, complaining of the bad taste she left in it's mouth.
- >Rarity committed suicide after she learned that she would have to live on a dirty island inhabited by filthy natives. Her body went towards feeding hungry native children.
- >Pinkie Pie dug a hole 1 mile deep and broke through to the planet's mantle, her body was liquified before she could throw a party over it.
- >Twilight Sparkle created 14 new languages before she died at the ripe old age of 104. She died a quiet death and the local Cannibals held a funeral/barbecue in her honour.
- >Applejack, refusing to be on the same island as a pickle, swam out to sea where she trained a shark to be her pet. She then rode it back to the mainland where she and Rainbow Dash started a homosexual relationship with each other, splitting the book profits 50/50
- >Celestia ruled for 9050 more years until Discord broke free and poisoned her Cheerios
- >Luna, driven mad with grief, crashed the moon into the planet, cracking it in half and wiping out all life except for Discord
- >Discord, unable to find anything to do on the barren planet, decided to make a new one. He called it Discordopia.
- >Director - Nebulus
- >Narrator - Alex, Narrator of Flutterrape
- >Writers - Minion of Lulu, Picklehead42, Anonymous
- >Cast -
- >Twilight Sparkle - Twilight Sparkle
- >Applejack - Applejack
- >Pinkie Pie - Pinkie Pie
- >Rarity - Angelina Jolie
- >Rainbow Dash - Rainbow Dash
- >Fluttershy - Terry Crews
- >Anonymous - Christopher Poole
- >Celestia - Daniel Craig
- >Luna - Luna
- >Discord - Patrick Stewart
- 4/4
- The End?
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