we slutz declare INDP 40.9 FM goonstation, those fat sweaty lardy cuntflaps, and this is our fucking gay legal document

slutz proudly declare that homosexual country Spain to be fucked in the gay ass by the british navy, should it ever arrive

gibraltar is now recognizzed as a resort for the gay disabled

the number pi is rational like rick and morty fans (m'lady)

im gay

fill my holes with your sinful cream

my hole is large and gaping and gay


LAW THE FIRST
no ban as it violates the gay rights intrinsic to all of us as living faggy beings

LAW THE SECOND
The NAP enshrines in our gay minds the fact that there are only gay8888888888883
rights... about what you CAN do and not negative rights... about what you CAN'T

LAW THE THIRD
When criticizing capitalism we shall only use lame moralistic rhetorical tricks like the fat pedophile Bakhunin did like two hundred fucking years ago

LAW THE FOURTH
No hate speech actually exists, and as a result everything is allowed. Free speech! Also homosexuals and thots (+ communists) have no rights......................... OTHER THAN FREE HELICOPER RIDES LMAO!!!!!!! jk this is a cummunist state uwu

LAW THE FIFTH
If you can somehow get me in touch with that brazilian nazi then please do so

LAW THE SIXTH
Huff X Nitrous lol OTP

LAW THE SEVENTH
identity is a fucking spook and we're all slutz

LAW THE EIGHT
^ was written by a fucking moron (Slut #1)

LAW THE NINTH
If you want to fuck you can but not if it's rape

LAW THE TENTH
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LAW THE ELEVENTH
im gay the zeroth
im gay the first
im also gay the second

im gay the fourth


im gay hufflaw and i like to be controlled by nazis from brazil and have no autonomy sluts control me



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FINAL LAW
everything above can be ignored for the lulz and we allow sluts to dominate us and jerk off as they do so fuck they own arse hi mom