girl gamer chronicles: episode 1

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, 20 December, 2016
rashida: ur a regular agent norman
? Jess ?: no no my name is gabbi idiot
? Jess ?: also im a girl
? Jess ?: would i lie to you
rashida: ahahaha
rashida: what a fucking headcase
? Jess ?: to be specific
? Jess ?: the holiday headcase
? Jess ?: 9 keys please
rashida: kys
? Jess ?: oh i wish
rashida: Miss Rage (drunk)
? Jess ?: oh no
? Jess ?: oh my GOD
rashida: Mr Rage
? Jess ?: good fucking god
? Jess ?: now this is what i play tf2 for
rashida: now this
rashida: is livin
? Jess ?: now this
? Jess ?: this disguise will do just fine
rashida: fuckin oath
rashida: holy shit
? Jess ?: fucking childs play
rashida has changed their name to ? rashida ?.
? rashida ? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
? Jess ?: i am the killl
? rashida ?: soz
? Jess ?: nooo
? Jess ?: if only i had a strong sexy gamer guy to defend me :,(((
? rashida ?: :(
? Jess ?: i love the machina
? rashida ?: quality map
? rashida ?: I got outplayed
? Jess ?: i just got beaned
? Jess ?: im a friccin moron
? rashida ?: you can say that again
? Jess ?: that stab drove me to drink
? rashida ?: do it
? Jess ?: disappointed at the lack of "wanna meet up????????????"
? rashida ? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
? Jess ?: this is unlike tf2 players
? rashida ?: hhahahah
? Jess ?: see there it is
? Jess ?: cringe jokes
? rashida ?: ayy
? Jess ?: ???
? Jess ?: wtf
? rashida ?: i cant aim
? rashida ?: dunno if u noticed
? Jess ?: i cut my finger so i have to play medic
? rashida ?: omg me too
? Jess ?: or soldier
? Jess ?: since he aims at the ground anyway
? rashida ?: fucking
? rashida ?: arrows
? rashida ?: FUCK
? Jess ?: i am
? Jess ?: the death
? rashida ?: where
? Jess ?: didnt stab me
? Jess ?: cus im a girl!!!!!!
? rashida ?: exactly
? Jess ?: noooo
? Jess ?: meatshot 8)
? rashida ?: u love meat
? Jess ?: ewwwwww
? rashida ?: ur a girl
? Jess ?: grossssssssssssss
? Jess ?: oh hey look
? Jess ?: its a girl
? Jess ?: if i duel her she might notice me
? Jess ?: is this why norman pretends to be a girl
? Jess ?: such power
? rashida ?: yes
? rashida ?: now you see
? Jess ?: i understand it all now
? Jess ?: holy shit
? Jess ?: homerun
? Jess ?: i got pwned
? Jess ?: stupid dragon dagger (++p) using noob
? Jess ?: where the fuck are all my points
? Jess ?: give them back
? rashida ?: no refunds xD
? Jess ?: noooooooooo
? Jess ?: tasty free uber
? Jess ?: yum
? rashida ?: kms
? Jess ?: i just got kurt cobain'd
? rashida ?: I saw
? Jess ?: even that spy got more points
? Jess ?: but no no
? Jess ?: its my finger ok
? Jess ?: im good trust me
? rashida ?: yes
? Jess ?: ???
? rashida ?: do what he says
? Jess ?: bet money he waits in spawn for me
? Jess ?: yep
? rashida ?: this guy
? rashida ?: hahahahah
? Jess ?: i tried
? Jess ?: omfg
? rashida ?: what
? Jess ?: World Of Warcraft :  put it in mine instead
World Of Warcraft :  nice n tight
? Jess ?: man this guy
? Jess ?: he NEEDS that casual XP
? rashida ?: yeah boi
? Jess ?: wtf
? Jess ?: hes running the game on like 2 fps
? Jess ?: hes fucking so jittery
? Jess ?: he is willing
? Jess ?: to push you all the way there
? rashida ?: i saw from the kitchen haha
? Jess ?: woah
? Jess ?: is this rainbow6
? rashida ?: ya
? Jess ?: i just got
? Jess ?: tactically eliminated
? Jess ?: 5v6
? Jess ?: barricade hostage room
? Jess ?: defeat
? rashida ?: this is not gid
? Jess ?: omg
? Jess ?: his frames
? Jess ?: did you see that
? rashida ?: is that the fucking
? rashida ?: dog filter
? Jess ?: *DEAD* ? Jess ? :  dont cap and i give you the S U C C
some_random_gamer :  yesss jess
some_random_gamer :  :<
? Jess ?: yes
? Jess ?: it is the dog filter
? Jess ?: ? Jess ? was automatically assigned to team BLU
mainhackergroupsearth :  oh woops jess
? Jess ?: my lungs are in orbit
? rashida ?: why
? rashida ?: high
? rashida ?: all the time
? Jess ?: ew smoking is illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!
? Jess ?: i swear just when i find a new low for tf2
? Jess ?: and i think it cant go any lower
? Jess ?: it keeps on suprising me
? rashida ?: ace
? rashida ?: haha why do u play then
? Jess ?: because its so god damn funny
? rashida ? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
? rashida ?: g is now
? rashida ?: mrs boo
? rashida ?: kms
? Jess ?: oh fuck
? Jess ?: let me guess
? Jess ?: theres a <3 or ? in her name
? Jess ?: *his
? rashida ?: yer
? Jess ?: doc
? Jess ?: doc i think
? Jess ?: am i dying
? rashida ?: hahaha
? rashida ?: that would be preferrable
? Jess ?: hey doc i know im not dying
? Jess ?: but this $5 note says otherwise
? rashida ?: you have 3 months to live
? Jess ?: wtf
? Jess ?: i come back and its still going
? Jess ?: im gettin sum grub badda bing badda boon
? rashida ? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
? rashida ?: ok
? rashida ?: get me some
? rashida ?: Ive got rank ass sandwiches
? Jess ?: i never aged past 7
? Jess ?: i got chocolate
? rashida ?: nice
? rashida ?: did u just miss everything that guy said
? Jess ?: yes
? rashida ?: we r gamer couple
? rashida ?: ok
? Jess ?: what
? Jess ?: what did he say
? Jess ?: i only heard him talking about
? Jess ?: what like a hacker or whatever
? Jess ?: oh
? Jess ?: i see now
? Jess ?: another gamer chick!!!
? rashida ?: where
? Jess ?: no im better than her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont leave me a!!!!!!!!!!!!
? Jess ?: miss karma
? rashida ?: fuck
? Jess ?: i was ambushed by tactical episonage guy
? rashida ?: unfortunate
? rashida ?: mon dieu
? Jess ?: is this
? Jess ?: welcome to ctf_scoutville
? rashida ?: yes
? Jess ?: omg its that pyro from the turbine game
? Jess ?: and he is only airblasting me
? rashida ?: lol
? rashida ?: fucking likes u ay
? Jess ?: having a girl name is the new gibus pyrovision on a good soldier
? Jess ?: its like a set bonus
? rashida ?: ahhahaha
? rashida ?: dont have ur mic on
? rashida ?: when u say codes
? rashida ?: under ur breath
? rashida ?: for ur steam guard mobile
? Jess ?: killstreak
? Jess ?: backburner
? Jess ?: wtf
? rashida ?: nigga ran straight past me
? Jess ?: i was like
? rashida ?: mashing that m1
? Jess ?: ok ez i can survive that
? Jess ?: suddenly
? Jess ?: health pack was gone
? Jess ?: didnt matter he got a crit anyway
? Jess ?: *DEAD* Miss Karma :3 (? ???) :  x
*DEAD* Miss Karma :3 (? ???) :  bb
? rashida ? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
? rashida ?: hot
? Jess ?: this is ok
? Jess ?: my medal spins
? rashida ?: how
? Jess ?: use a key
? Jess ?: 0.01 chance for quite literally nothing
? rashida ? is now Online.
? Jess ?: woah woah
? Jess ?: its a youtuber
? Jess ?: bye youtuber
? rashida ?: that niggas head is lit
? Jess ?: i cannot even see a head
? rashida ?: If this mofo bodyshots me one more time im gonna go get my noose
? Jess ?: borrow mine
? Jess ?: i always have mine on standby when playing tf2
? Jess ?: time for fat guy
? Jess ?: that shot bullet
? rashida ?: yes
? Jess ?: woah is that
? Jess ?: a black box conch soldier
? rashida ?: just 2 gid
? rashida ?: thought they was extinct
? Jess ?: 6 trillion crit shotguns
? rashida ?: 1 too man
? rashida ?: many
? Jess ?: crit tomislav
? Jess ?: im a girl gamer
? Jess ?: yummy
? Jess ?: tasty
? rashida ?: nice
? Jess ?: he aimed
? Jess ?: at the ground
? rashida ?: probably walked backwards too
? Jess ?: he aims too hard at it
? Jess ?: the ground stands no chance
? Jess ?: fucking hanzo mains
? rashida ?: this guy
? rashida ?: fuckin taunted
? Jess ?: get fuckin
? Jess ?: taunted
? rashida ? is now Offline.