Thread 33: Stories 91-99

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Non-canon sillyness
>2
"2's Brain"
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>Okay, not that way! NO NO! THAT WAY!

"Watch'a doin'?"

>Hiya brain!

"HEYA!"

>Ah'm just runnin' around lookin' fer' Shiny!

"No foolin'? Where'd he go?"

>Dunno! That's why I'm lookin, I'm worried he got abducted by robot ninjas with turnips for heads.

"Why turnips?"

>Cause then you don't wanna touch them cause turnips are gross.

"THOSE MONSTERS!"

>RIGHT!? That all ya' needed?

"Ye- wait, no... no there was one other thing..."

>What was that?

"Hold on..."

>...

"...OH! RIGHT! Yer' s'posed ta' turn right now, or yer' gonna go off the edge."

>Oh no! Which way!?

"Uhhh! UHHHHH!"

>BRAIN WHICH WAY!?

"I DUNNO TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"

>OH NOOOOoooo...

"OH NO! WE WENT OFF THE EDGE! WE'RE GONNA SPLAT AND BE A CHANGELING PANCAKE AND WE'RE GONNA TASTE AWFUL AND THEN SHINY'S GONNA HAVE TA' GET A NEW 2 AND JUST WHERE IS HE... huh?"

>I can fly, brain.

"...Crisis averted!"

>YAAAAYYYYYY!
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>42
"Brain"
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>How is this so hard!?

"Because she's shorter than the crowd?"

>...You stop with that logic right now.

"She said, TO HER BRAIN."

>Listen, stupid, if we don't find her yesterday then Shining Armor is going to literally tear this place apart, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!? And he's going to get all sad about it! And then Cadence is going to feel bad for abandoning them! And then I'm going to have to watch while they both feel bad and I can't make them not feel bad because YOU CAN'T PUNCH BAD FEELINGS, BRAIN! I'VE TRIED! A LOT! DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!

"...Uh..."

>I'm not designed to be able to handle those situations! I'm a soldier class, I am bred since birth to be able to fight any foe, and protect my hive, I'm not designed to know how to deal with sad ponies except by laughing because my punching made them sad in the first place! OKAY!? So let me do what I am actually designed to do, and track her!

"...Actually, infiltrators are the ones who were meant to track-"

*POW!*

"I don't feel that..."

>It makes me feel better.
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>18
"Chrysalis"
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>Don't you think you're over-reacting?

"..."

>I mean, he's just a guy the front desk doesn't recognize, that doesn't mean she's hanging out with a stranger or something. He might be one of the guards from the castle, or one of Shiny's friends.

"..."

>Or he might even, you know, be someone you know? You know guys. What if he's someone you know?

"..."

>You're scaring me.

"Too bad."

>Okay, did you mean to breath fire? You just breathed fire. Fire came out of your mouth.

"It's just magic."

>Wow, not better. What are you even worried about? She's a freaking supervillain.

"..."

>...You're going to throw some fireballs, aren't you?

"No, 18. I am going to stay perfectly calm. I am now the exact level of angry. In this zen like moment, I will be able to keep my cool and respond like I was always meant to."

>What happens if you see something that makes you more angry?

"..."

>...Yeah, kind of saw that coming. Will it be considered treason if I bolt?

"..."

>Diplomatically, I'm taking your silence as a no.
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non-canon
>Chrysalis
"Spike"
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Chrysalis stands before Fawntine, seething

Spike leans over on one side in devil costume

"Destroy the Fawntine building, you know you want to. give in to rage."

Spike then rushes over to the otherside of her head in an angel costume

"I agree, destroy the Fawntine building!"

>... You both make such good arguments, but I don't want to get in trouble...

"Don't worry, your old buddy Spike will sign you off. Besides, they said 18's butt is better than yours."

>THEY SAID WHAT?! THAT'S IT! RAAAAAAAAAAGE!

Chrysalis begins her rampage, and on her back, Spike whoops and cheers while waving a cowboy hat

At least the two found something they could get along about

Meanwhile, Chitania watches all this and rolls her eyes

'Geez, that girl needs to calm her tits.'
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Non-canon preview

>Pinkie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CoWplXbeUw

Folks continue being separated and looking for each other. Will they ever learn that I have a PA system in Partyland? They just need to find me! ...Hmm, maybe it doesn't work out like I thought. Anyway, the day continues with 42 joining the rest of the gun club to find 2. Silver Spoon talks with 77 about her place in the club. PJ finds herself in charge of the Changelings. Berry Punch gets into trouble and Ditzy has to bail her out. Will we be able to make more omake material? Find out next time in thread 34: Castle in the Sky...and of course, amazing fan service!
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NON-CANON OMAKE!
>SA
"Cadence"
'Chitania'
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>AHHHHHHHHH!

"AHHHHHHHHHH!'

>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

>"WE'RE TERRIBLE PARENTS!"

'Could be worse, you know... I have no idea if my kid is actually alive or not.'

>....Why you gotta be like that?

"Debbie downer."
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Non-Canon
>32
"Pommel"

"Helllll yeah! I'm back in the main cast...KINDA!"

>And we're storming a castle!

"It's like the start of Mega-Mare X 2!"

>Wait, no! Don't say that!

"Why!?"

The bike explodes.

>"FUCK!"
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NC
>DT
"77"
'Spike'
[42]
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>Soooo... what do you think is the legality behind-

"Really?"

'DT, come on, that's just sad.'

>AT LEAST I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!

[Oooooohhh.]

'Low blow, DT, low blow.'
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NC
>29
"32"
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>For sooth, mine kin! Thine battle so grand is about to begin yet! A heart so daring, a mind so corrupted, secrets yet to be told! What awaits you, I wonder? For upon this day, you face your destiny!

"...Still trying to get that announcer job from Pinkie?"

>I'M WEARING THEM DOWN!
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