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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #219 & #220
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- >for some reason, my brain decided to make me remember Red Vs Blue.
- >Me being me, I when down the rabbit hole and well.... how the fuck Red Vs Blue x Hazbin Hotel will work?.
- >idk
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- >>"Hey, Nifty?"
- >>"Yes, Husk?"
- >>"...You ever wonder why we're here?"
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- >>"Well, it's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why *are* we here? Did we get sent to Hell by mistake, or is killing your ex-boyfriends really a bad thing? I dunno, Husk, but it keeps me up at night."
- >>"What? No, I'm asking why we're here in this hotel, taking orders from some princess!"
- >>"...Oh. Well, Alastor wanted us to do it, so here we are, I guess."
- >>"What was that about killing your ex-boyfriends?"
- >>"Nothing."
- >>"You... wanna talk about that?"
- >>"Nope!"
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- >Meanwhile, Sir Pentious and the Eggbois are observing...
- >>"What're they doing, boss?"
- >>"What?"
- >>"What're they doing now?"
- >>"Damn, I am sso ssick of ansswering that quesstion!"
- >>But you have the telescope, boss! We can't see anything!"
- >>"Look, you ovoid foolss, they're just standing there and talking. That'ss all they're doing. That'ss all they *ever* do, is jusst sstand there and talk. That's what they were doing lasst week! That'ss what they were doinf five minutess ago! Sso, Five minutess from now, when you assk me again, my ansswer will be: they're sstill jusst sstanding there, and sstill jusst talking!"
- >>...
- >>"...What're they talking about?"
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- >who will be caboose?
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- Hmm...
- >>Carolina - Cherri
- >>Director - Gospel
- >>Tex - whoever fits.
- >>York - Stretch
- >>ND - Molly
- >>SD - Arackniss
- >>Wyoming - Alastor
- >>Maine/Meta - Chan
- >>Massachusetts - Whoever fits
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