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  1. Haste: Why are hondas bad hmm
  2. Haste: Tell me seeing as ik nothing
  3. SlothGod: Mate you gonna get that Vtec kickin in?
  4. SlothGod: Tell me about this fast and furious lifestyle you live
  5. Haste is now Online.
  6. SlothGod: Here are 100 reasons not to buy a Honda:
  7. SlothGod: 1. Slow
  8. SlothGod: 2. Ugly
  9. SlothGod: 3. Smell Bad
  10. SlothGod: 4. Look bad
  11. SlothGod: 5. taste bad
  12. SlothGod: 6. sound bad
  13. SlothGod: 7. feel bad
  14. SlothGod: 8. thin metal
  15. SlothGod: 9. lots of plastic
  16. SlothGod: 10. none of them have leather
  17. SlothGod: 11. none of them use real wood
  18. SlothGod: 12. they are built be the Japanese
  19. SlothGod: 13. tiny engines
  20. SlothGod: 14. tiny in general
  21. SlothGod: 15. tiny tires
  22. SlothGod: 16. skinny tires
  23. SlothGod: 17. tiny rims
  24. SlothGod: 18. steel wheels
  25. SlothGod: 19. hub caps
  26. SlothGod: 20. four bolt lug hub
  27. SlothGod: 21. fwd
  28. SlothGod: 22. tiny suspension
  29. SlothGod: 23. suspension from a children's bike
  30. SlothGod: 24. glass as thin as a butterfly wing
  31. SlothGod: 25. the plastic used breaks easily
  32. SlothGod: 26. the transmission is made from Missimo watch parts
  33. SlothGod: 27. the cylinders are smaller than these aluminum cans
  34. SlothGod: 28. there is more air in this 2.0 liter soda bottle than a Civic entire engine
  35. SlothGod: 29. 0-60 is 15 seconds
  36. SlothGod: 30. the quarter mile is 20 seconds.
  37. SlothGod: 31. a Mac truck is faster to 60
  38. SlothGod: 32. a Mac truck is faster in the quarter mile
  39. SlothGod: 33. the rear view mirrors are plastic
  40. SlothGod: 34. the bumper is plastic
  41. SlothGod: 35. the bumper supports are plastic
  42. SlothGod: 36. some of the bolts are plastic
  43. SlothGod: 37. the wipers are plastic
  44. SlothGod: 38. the fluid bottles are all plastic
  45. SlothGod: 39. the manifold is plastic
  46. SlothGod: 40. the hood cover is plastic
  47. SlothGod: 41. there is a hood cover
  48. SlothGod: 42. the headers exit forward
  49. SlothGod: 43. the intake inters from the back
  50. SlothGod: 44. my index finger is bigger than the exhaust
  51. SlothGod: 45. there are only four cylinders
  52. SlothGod: 46. the headers are only four pipes
  53. SlothGod: 47. v-tech should really be name VVT-tech because of Variable valve timing
  54. SlothGod: 48. its not aerodynamic
  55. SlothGod: 49. its not fast
  56. SlothGod: 50. it can't burn its own tiny little tires
  57. SlothGod: 51. the aren't reliable
  58. SlothGod: 52. ricers love them
  59. SlothGod: 53. they are pre-ricers
  60. SlothGod: 54. no matter what trim you get they all suck
  61. SlothGod: 55. there is no aftermarket part you can get that makes it fast
  62. SlothGod: 56. there are no series of parts to make it fast
  63. SlothGod: 57. there is no pedigree
  64. SlothGod: 58. they aren't used in mainstream racing
  65. SlothGod: 59. Honda themselves don't race showroom models
  66. SlothGod: 60. Honda don't have any supercars.
  67. SlothGod: 61. there are no die cast models of them
  68. SlothGod: 62. they are unsafe
  69. SlothGod: 63. a turbo wont make them fast
  70. SlothGod: 64. two turbos will make them explode
  71. SlothGod: 65. they wont handle like a racecar
  72. SlothGod: 66. they will tip over if you try to make them handle like a racecar
  73. SlothGod: 67. no mater what you do to them you will get stomped by a Chevy
  74. SlothGod: 68. not one Honda on the 2010 lineup has a V8
  75. SlothGod: 69. half of the cylinders in a Corvette make more power than a whole civic engine.
  76. SlothGod: 70. that Honda gets 40 mpg. This Chevy get over 100
  77. SlothGod: 71. they rust
  78. SlothGod: 72. the paint fades
  79. SlothGod: 73. the paint falls off
  80. SlothGod: 74. a inbound bird can easily dent the door
  81. SlothGod: 75. they can get through snow
  82. SlothGod: 76. they cant get through mud
  83. SlothGod: 77. they can get through sand
  84. SlothGod: 78. they badges are plastic
  85. SlothGod: 79. the roof is plastic
  86. SlothGod: 80. the floorboards are plastic
  87. SlothGod: 81. the dash is plastic
  88. SlothGod: 82. the interior door is plastic
  89. SlothGod: 83. the steering wheel is plastic
  90. SlothGod: 84. the seats are plastic
  91. SlothGod: 85. the center council is plastic
  92. SlothGod: 86. they handle poorly
  93. SlothGod: 87. the cant get up to speed
  94. SlothGod: 88. they cant make it up a big hill
  95. SlothGod: 89. going downhill they still cant beat a Camaro to 60.
  96. SlothGod: 90. they aren't rare
  97. SlothGod: 91. they are sought out
  98. SlothGod: 92. they aren't classics
  99. SlothGod: 93. nobody uses them for kit cars
  100. SlothGod: 94. the pedals are plastic.
  101. SlothGod: 95. there is no mechanical linkage hooking the gas pedal to the engine.
  102. SlothGod: 96. they aren't roomy
  103. SlothGod: 97. you cant fit a decent shotgun in the back
  104. SlothGod: 98. they have no frame
  105. SlothGod: 99. nobody likes them, Australia, America, UK, Germany, Italy and even the Swedes don't
  106. SlothGod: 100. Hondas are shit on the ass of the earth. I'm not saying that just because I hate them, but because I get guarantee you there are at least 100 million patriotic America loving yanks who will agree with me one hundred and fifty percent.
  107. Haste is now Away.
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