*Recording opens with you sitting in a chair, hands in your lap, very professional-like*

"Hello~ It's very rare to see nerds like you in detention like this. So, what did you do?"

*pause, as if to let the nerd speak*

"Oh my! Such a naughty thing for a boy like you to do! And such a dorky boy as well...I think someone like you deserves a punishment fitting of a geek."

*stand up, and back away from the camera if need be*

"Bend over, geek. Let's see what kind of undies you're wearing."

*pause again*

"Ooh, tighty whities!? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but jeez, way to fit the stereotypical dork mold. Let's see how far these can stretch, shall we?"

*bend down slightly, and pretend to get a grip on a person's underwear, then pretend to YANK AS HARD AS YOU CAN!*

*giggles* "Oh my God, these tighties are sooooo big! And they have your *name* written on them? Good Lord, I should be flying you from the flagpole with these."

*Another giggle* "Man, you think I can go atomic with these? Probably. Just stretch these *big* *nerdy* *undies* (do pretend yanks on big, nerdy, and undies) aaaaaall the way over your dorky little face. Would you like that? Get your own little nerdy undie mask, and get the smell of your own buttcrack while you're at it."

*Stand back up straight, and pretend to let go*

"But, yknow...I think I'm just gonna hang you. Yeah...hang you right on the coat rack so *everyone* can see how much of a wedgie loser you are. You'd probably hang there and cry, kick your little dorky legs around as you sink deeper and deeper into that big, fat, wedgie."

*turn around, flip your skirt up to show your panties, then bend over so your butt is in full view of the camera*

"Y'know, when I was a cheerleader, I used to this to nerds all the time." *giggles* "One time I even sat on a loser's face while he was in an atomic. Double buttcrack smell!" *giggle*

*turn back around, and fix your skirt, then bend over as if you're grabbing his underwear again*

"But alright, time to end this, loser." *grunt* "C'mon, up you go, let's get you suspended by your tighty whities!" *laughs*