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- 1/6
- >Fluffy pony very happy.
- >Fluffy pony has good home.
- >Every room safe.
- >Bowl full of food for when daddy is away.
- >Outside play area.
- >Fence keeps out munsters.
- >Net above keeps out bad biwdies.
- >Fluffy can play outside while daddy is away.
- One day...
- >Strange noise near fence.
- >Squeal, run in terror.
- >Hide (cover head with hooves in center of yard).
- >Nervously peek.
- >Not munsters.
- >Only other fluffy ponies.
- >Trot over to fence.
- >"Pway?"
- >"Pway!"
- >It's not working.
- >Can't give huggies.
- >Can't play.
- >30 minutes later, figure out the problem.
- >The fence is in the way!
- >"Fence meanie!" complain visitor fluffies.
- >One fluffy finds a weak spot, squeezes thru.
- >That fluffy sure is smart!
- >Huggies are given.
- >Other fluffies cry and pound their feeble hooves against the fence.
- >After a great deal of inane babble, other fluffies figure out how to squeeze through the hole.
- >Lots of friends playing in the yard now.
- >Be a good fluffy...show them the toys.
- >Finally, one fluffy stops playing.
- >Stomach rumbles.
- >"Tummy huwt."
- >Fluffy ponies confused.
- >Half hour of hard thinking.
- >Finally, smart friend figures it out; "Fwuffy hungwy!"
- >Others agree.
- >This time, you are smart fluffy.
- >"Nummies inside!"
- 2/6
- >Run to the house, lead visiting fluffies to your door flap.
- >"Nummies inside! Eat food, no more hungwy, pway more!"
- >Visitor fluffies are afraid to go inside.
- >"Munsters?"
- >"No munsters...nummies!"
- >Pass thru flap to show it's safe.
- >Visitor fluffies finally follow.
- >There's lots of fluffy ponies.
- >Food in your bowl isn't enough.
- >Fluffies begin opening cabinets.
- >Vistor fluffies easily defeat fluffy-safe locks.
- >Bags of fluffy chow are ripped open, spilled on floor.
- >Uh-ho.
- >Daddy is going to be angry at those fluffies.
- >Other fluffy ponies are not so hungry.
- >They are running all over the house, playing.
- >Things are knocked over, broken.
- >Daddy is going to be VERY angry at those fluffies.
- >Some fluffy ponies don't even know the right place to make poopies.
- >Daddy's bed is NOT the right place to make poopies.
- >Daddy is going to be EXTREMELY angry at those fluffies.
- >Fluffy ponies in the kitchen have found the treats.
- >They're eating all the treats.
- >Don't they know they'll get a tummy ache from eating too many treats?
- >Daddy is going to be FURIOUS at those fluffies.
- >Hear car in driveway.
- >Yay!
- >Now Daddy will meet all your new friends!
- Come home from work.
- Looking forward to seeing your one fluffy pony.
- You've invested thousands in a covered, frenced in back-yard.
- Entire house is fluffy-safe.
- All to keep fluffy pony safe & happy.
- Come inside.
- WTF chaos!?
- Two dozen fluffy ponies are tearing up your house.
- Potted plants knocked over, chewed on.
- Kitchen fucked up.
- Food bags torn open.
- Shit, everywhere.
- Your fluffy pony prances up to you like any day.
- Expecting to be picked up & hugged.
- >"Hi daddy! New fwiends come pway!"
- 3/6
- >Daddy does not seem happy to see you, or your friends.
- >Daddy is yelling, grabbing your friends by their fluff.
- >Friends crying...doesn't daddy know that hurts?
- >Daddy is scaring your friends.
- >New friends run, but can't remember where the door flap is.
- >Daddy is very angry when he sees the poopies.
- >Where is daddy going?
- >Daddy comes back with the naughty cage.
- >Grabbing crying fluffy ponies by their fluff, tossing them into cage.
- >The naughty cage is too small for so many fluffies.
- >Some fluffies have to stand on top of their friends.
- >Crying fluffy ponies pee and make poopies in cage.
- >Doesn't smell pretty.
- >Doesn't smell pretty at all.
- Group of stray fluffy ponies have made a total wreck of your house.
- Your own stupid fluffy pony just stands there looking dumb.
- You know she let them in.
- Gather up all the strays.
- Pack them in the cage you got when your fluffy was little.
- They're all screaming & crying.
- They're gonna cry more when you take them to the worst shelter in town.
- Tempted to send your own dumbass to the shelter with them.
- No...you'll deal with her.
- >Daddy has packed all your new friends in the naughty cage.
- >They're scared, crying and begging to be let out.
- >Well...they were naughty.
- >One last fluffy pony hiding under the couch.
- >Very little...almost a foal.
- >Terrified little fluffy sprints when daddy's feet come near.
- >Daddy catches fluffy pony, tosses him in the naughty cage.
- >Where is daddy going now?
- >Uh-ho...he's got the sorry stick.
- >Is he going to spank all those naughty fluffies?
- >That's going to take daddy a very long time.
- >Hopefully daddy won't be so angry after naughty fluffies have been punished.
- 4/6
- Finally gather up the last straggler.
- House is going to take forever to clean up.
- That stench will take weeks to air out.
- You think one of the little bastards even crapped in your bed.
- Now there's your own traitor fluffy to deal with.
- Get the sorry stick from the closet.
- She's not running from you...just looking dumb.
- Stupid thing doesn't even realize she's in trouble.
- >Daddy grabs your tail.
- >Squeal in fear.
- >Does daddy think you were naughty?
- >You didn't break anything.
- >You didn't rip open food bags.
- >You didn't eat all the treats.
- >You definatley didn't make poopies outside the box.
- >Why is daddy mad at you?
- "You let all these strays in, didn't you?"
- >Holding you by tail, daddy picks you up to his face.
- >He's very angry.
- >"New fwiends...wan' pway."
- "Look at this house! Do you see what these strays did?"
- >"Naughty fwuffies bweak t'ings...eat nummies...make bad poopies."
- "Because YOU let them in the house."
- >Fluffy pony brain takes a minute to comprehend that.
- >Uh-ho.
- >You're in trouble.
- 5/6
- >Finally realize; Daddy is mad at YOU.
- >Sorry stick is not for naughty stray fluffies.
- >"Noooo! Fwuffy soweee, daddy! Pwease no spankies wif sowwee stick!"
- "That's just the beginning of your problems."
- >Daddy holds you by tail, just above kitchen table.
- >Try to escape but front hooves just slide on table.
- >Daddy gives long, painful spanking with sorry stick.
- >Fluff is poor protection against thin, whippy cane.
- >"Owwwieee! Fwuffy soweee, pwease stop, no mowe! Pwease!"
- >Daddy finishes when he wants to finish, not when you want to.
- >Naughty cage is full, so daddy puts you inside box.
- >Box is dark & scary.
- >You can hear visitor fluffies still crying.
- >You can hear daddy take them away.
- Cage won't fit in your car so have to call friend with a truck.
- Now you owe him a favor.
- Set cage outside to wait for him.
- Even 18 fluffies aren't very heavy.
- Mostly fluff after all.
- Neighborhood dogs come to sniff cage.
- Fluffy ponies inside scream in terror.
- >"Nooo!" "Munster!" "No eat wuffy, pweassseee!"
- Let the dogs sniff.
- Friend finally shows up.
- "Wanna take 'em over to Sunny Gardens Shelter?"
- "No...just the city pound."
- Friend protests "That's clear across town."
- "Look what they did to my house."
- Friend inspects house. "Okay...city pound it is."
- Fluffies are loaded in truck.
- Wind, noise, motion sickness. Fluffies are terrified.
- No more than they deserve.
- Drop them off at worst shelter in town.
- Dank storage room...overcrowded cages.
- No sunlight...cheapest food possible.
- Hope you die you little shits.
- Still gotta pay friend for gas.
- 6/6
- >Don't like the box.
- >Daddy is very angry.
- >Fluffy bottom hurts from spankies.
- >Hungry...naughty fluffies ate all the food.
- >Hear key in door.
- >Shiver in box and start crying again.
- >Daddy pulls you out by fluff.
- "We are going to clean this up now."
- >Daddy uses fluffy as a mop to sweep up kitchen.
- >Worst part is cleaning up poopies.
- >Cry a lot as poopies gets in fluff.
- Use fluffy pony to clean up mess.
- It's actually harder than using a normal broom or mop.
- Still, you want to make an impression.
- Later, fix hole in fence.
- Board up fluffy door flap.
- Fluffy stays in safe room from now on.
- Not buying new treats either.
- That was a two month supply...no treats for two months.
- >Fwuffy pony can't go owside now.
- >Safe room very small.
- >Have to stay inside until daddy comes home.
- >Daddy is nice, plays with fluffy.
- >Lets fluffy outside only when daddy is home.
- >No tweats though.
- >Fwiends ate all tweats.
- >Long, boring days in safe room.
- >Fluffy pony is not so happy anymore.
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