boil some eggs

[Public] Lark: someone remind me to boil eggs tonight.

[Public] Audric: boil eggs

[Public] Lark: i am going to make some damn deviled eggs tomorrow.

[Public] Driskell: Lark, this is your reminder to boil....dang it Audric.

[Public] Lark: no, not like, right now.

[Public] Audric: okay

[Public] Audric: boil eggs

[Public] Orazio: Boil eggs.

[Public] Lark :|

[Public] Lark: you are all such trolls.

[Public] Lark: game FULL OF THEM.

[Public] Orazio: Such truth.

[Public] Lark: (<3)

[Public] Octavia: message lark=boil eggs

[Public] Octavia: mav

[Public] Driskell: Create event, enabled, execute every 300 seconds, send this set to current active world "pub Lark, boil eggs."

[Public] Orazio giggles.

[Public] Lark: i said earlier on grayson that i hadnt gotten any messengers today. and immediately got three.

[Public] Driskell: Have you had a war or conflict recently, Lark?

[Public] Octavia: We're all trolls, this is the internet

[Public] Lark: no wars. they have so much paperwork.

[Public] Driskell: Graysons =/= Vogons?

[Public] Aureth: my poetry isn't THAT bad

[Public] Driskell: Third worst, not the worst.

[Public] Thesarin: freeeeee...

New post on Proclamations by Alaric: Lark, boil some eggs

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[Public] Driskell: HAHA

[Public] Shard dies.

[Public] Aureth: oh my fucking god you troll

[Public] Alaric: oops, @bb/del doesn't work on proc

[Public] Laric: jesus christ

[Public] Audric: ahahahah

[Public] Lark: alaric.

[Public] Lark: now it will be a proc forever, ordered by the king.

[Public] Lark: For Lark to ICly boil eggs.

[Public] Shard: Everyone should post their stances on egg boiling.

[Public] Lark: The whole compact will wonder what those graysons are up to.

[Public] Audric: OKAY

[Public] Driskell: King Alaric Grayson IV, also known as the Royal Egg Timer, often would step outside his grand palace to address the populace with things like reminding Lark to boil her eggs. Philosophers near and far contemplated in dusty libraries the meaning of such words and their double play.

[Public] Aureth clutch head, laughs and laughs

Liberators successfully declared a stance on 'Lark, boil some eggs'.

Liberators has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Torian: Horray Dorian is idle! :D

[Public] Alaric: I'm not going to let that stupid clock tower out-egg timer ME

[Public] Aureth: lol

[Public] Driskell: So that's what it's for! Now it makes sense.

Grayson has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Joslyn laughs

Inquisition has commented upon proclamation 100.

The Crown has commented upon proclamation 100.

The Court has commented upon proclamation 100.

Ashford has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Info] Torian: lol, how does one do a stance?

[Info] Aleksei: bborgstance

Thrax has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Info] Corban: +help bborgstance.

[Public] Killian: This is so what I wanted on Arx tonight. :)

[Public] Driskell: Ahh, there's the salt. Thanks, Thrax!

Culler has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Lark: all good boiled eggs need salt.

[Public] Torian commented with a stance that is salty?

Kennex has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Lark: lol. a+ stance of the cullers

Valorous Few has commented upon proclamation 100.

Laurent has commented upon proclamation 100.

The Salon has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Sparte shakes fist at not having a stance.

[Public] Aleksei: It's the real reason I requested an org, obviously

[Public] Torian: This has been the best part of my day

[Public] Lark: mine too. it tops even finding out my car isn't as broken as it could be.

[Public] Thesarin: civilized people are weird

Gold Order has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Octavia: Just in case Alaric ever thought his shame could be deleted by staff: https://i.imgur.com/sbZzPDc.png

King's Own has commented upon proclamation 100.

Igniseri has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Killian: Someone please have the stance 'this yolk is getting old.' lol

Riven has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Octavia: "civilization"

[Public] Alaric: If I have to go down in history, then I'd want it in Terminal

[Public] Alaric: 11/10 classiest font

[Public] Driskell: You get comic sans, blink on, marquee left.

[Public] Octavia: More that Taviplayer can't read any other font without her contacts in.

[Public] Thesarin: that's cold, D

[Public] Octavia: But yes, sysfixed is the best font

[Public] Octavia: fixedsys, rather

[Public] Killian uses one he found years ago for mushing called 'Inconsolata'

Ministry of Defense has commented upon proclamation 100.

Bisland has commented upon proclamation 100.

Telmar has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Octavia: OOOOOH and it's Telmar with the pun

[Public] Joslyn: Of course it would be :P

[Public] Killian throws gauntlet and challenges Bisland's champion over that stance!

[Public] Audric: they are my enemy and must be destroyed

[Public] Octavia: I mean, to us you're all kissasses

[Public] Samael: Don't you want to ask your Crown Princess for permission first?

[Public] Octavia: ohhhhh.gif

[Public] Alaric: Come on people, it's the 21st century.  Lucida Sans all the way

[Public] Lark: popcorn.gif i'll allow it.

[Public] Thesarin: and Octavia, Thes has to take these people's word on what civilisation is

[Public] Octavia: Thes, this civilisation includes Redrain, so...

[Public] Octavia shaky hand

[Public] Thesarin: pfft. The most they get is Halfshav.

[Public] Thesarin: 100%, right here.

[Public] Aureth: lol

[Public] Aureth: why did I eat indian food while wearing a white blouse

[Public] Audric: you wanted an excuse to change clothes

[Public] Aureth: i don't need an excuse to change clothes, it's almost pajama time

[Public] Lark: your mind is occupied with more important thoughts.

[Public] Audric: i wish i could figure out why my middle finger is so sore

[Public] Audric: it's like i've been shooting hundreds of people the bird every day

[Public] Lark: ... well.

[Public] Audric: i do not think that i have been

[Public] Lark: maybe you do in your sleep.

[Public] Audric: i do sleepwalk so it's possible

Stonewood has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Lark: my eggs are now cooling.

[Public] Aureth: very important step

[Public] Aureth: any second now I am going to get up off this couch, put my food away, and change the litter box

[Public] Alaric: If your eggs were successfully boiled then that's all I can ask of you

Darkwater has commented upon proclamation 100.

[Public] Lark: there we go.

[Public] Lark: the yolk pun that you always wanted, killian.

[Public] Killian nods, "And that's all there is yolks."