Zendayas snot

would you take a shot,
Of zendaya’s snot?
Of course I would not,
I’d give it a thought,
but why is it snot
That I have sought?
well, that is the issue
We collected some tissue
Out of the bin she had used
she gave us a glare
we ran like a hare
Before the police caught up
So now I ask again
From thief to a friend
Would you partake
In my mucusy mistake?