The Day Of Peace

>Sleeping in bed.
>Suddenly a random brick breaks your bedroom window.
>Wake up abruptly from the sound of the glass shattering.
>"ASSHOLE! That's for*drunk rambling*"
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>You watch your step and peek outside the broken window to see who you're going to have to obliterate from existence.
>See Berry Punch staggering back and forth "You...Yeah you with the hands."
>Well that narrows it down.
>"Why...Why..W-why don't you get exiled to*hic* the moon...bitch" she then staggers away.
>what the fuck that's it? You shrug; you’ll get a somebody to fix to fix it tomorrow.
>Go back to sleep.
>Wake up a few hours later. The sun has risen. Morning time.
>Day glass ninja in Equestria.
>You get out of bed trying to be careful and watch out for the glass.
>Do morning ritual.
>Head to kitchen.
>Fire up the coffee pot.
>Knock at door.
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>Open the door, it's Twilight. That's a relief.
"Hey, Twi what's up?"
>"Oh I just need to take a quick look at that book let you borrow for a reference. That's all."
"It's on my night stand in the bedroom you can't miss it."
>Go back to preparing coffee you need it if you're gonna deal with Fluttershy today, she's gotten on your last nerve lately with all her damn attempts, she's relentless. You hope she can pipe down a bit today.
>Twilight comes back "uh...Anon, what happened to your window?" She seems a bit worried about you. How did she not notice when she walked up to your house? Fucking ponies.
"Alright so this bitch Berry Pu-..."
>"Language, please." not a fan of colorful wording you suppose.
>"Try that again Anon."
*Sigh*"Alright so Berry Punch decided to throw a brick at my window and told me to get exiled to the moon. Don't know why I barely know her."
>"Well that's odd, she's doesn't go as far as throwing bricks a ponies houses...hmmm."
"Right? Anyways I need someone to fix it today, know anybody?"
>"Somepony, anypony, Anon"
*sigh*"Do you know anypony that can do window repairs?"
>"Hmmmm...."Twilight rubs her chin with her thinking face on.
>Knock at the door.
>Could it be? The one that ruins a good day in the land of ponies.
>Open the door, it's Fluttershy. She's practically clockwork you'd probably get a chuckle if you look at her day planner.
>"Hey Anon I noticed your window got smashed, I can fix it for you...If you d-don't think it's a bother." Hmmm why not? You won't have to worry about repair fees. But she's up to something, But what?
"Sure whatever."
>"Ok Anon maybe I'll try again tom-...WHAT?" She said with a surprised look on her face.
"Just do a good job ok? But what's the catch?"
>Fluttershy blushes "Oh...ummm we go out for a drink tonight at 8?" Her face begins to brighten and wings begin to flutter.
>You just wanted to get the damn window fixed so you agree to the terms
"Alright but ONE drink okay? I don't want any of your Foolery."
>"Sure thing Anon, I'll be back to get my tools" she turns around and head home. Looks like you can pretty much guess every move she'll make. You just got to be on your toes.
>"Foolery really Anon? What are you an old pony?"
"Hey you try living seven years with a bitter old grandmother and see if don't pick up something."
>"Yeah, I'm gonna have to write that down on my nopepad."
"Nopepad? Really Twi?"
>"Awww come on! That's a good one!"
"I agree, I just wish I thought of it first."
>You and Twilight start laughing. Looks like today is going to be a good day.
>You go to check the coffee. Seems to be ready to be poured, you pour yourself and Twilight a cup.
>You enjoy each other’s company for a while. You finish the cup of joe and grab your keys, wallet and head out along with Twilight.
>You don't really have much to do today. You figured you would just do a little shopping and maybe by the time you get back home the window will be fixed, you however intend to inspect your house for any cameras or anything that can help her keep her eyes and ears on you when you're dwelling in your house.
>You got your shopping done pretty quickly. You don't really want to go back to your place so soon.
>One encounter with Fluttershy is enough for a day, but you have to make sure she's on task.
>You really don't look forward to seeing her tonight.
>When you arrive the window is good as new, but you know better than that. It was your bedroom window.
>You're sure she's done something of the funny business nature in your room. You check every possible nook, cranny, crack, hole, corner in your entire house.
>Nothing at all if anything this stressed you out even more.
>8pm is around the corner you arrive at the bar and "nopony" is there just the barkeep.
>You ask him why no one is here today. He was just a lost as you were.
>You sit at a bar stool just waiting wondering what her scheme she would pull to get in your pants.
>8pm right on the dot and there she is nothing special.
>"Hey Anon you like my handy work?" Not sure if there's a double meaning, but you still reply.
"The windows brand new looks great, I'd have to say you've earned yourself that drink."
>She blushes "Oh it was no trouble, really." She moves close to you and pats you on the back like a friend. Then you smell a fragrance coming from her. It smells nice really you couldn't help but move closer for another whiff.
"What's that smell coming from you? I like it."
>"Oh nothing special, how about that drink huh?"
"Sure okay."
>"Barkeep two beers please, WITH the cap still on." Hmmm you figured she was going to get the hard stuff or slip something in your drink surprising, but you still watching her closely though.
>The barkeep hooves the beers to the both of you, you inspect the beer bottle to make sure there's no Tom Foolery.
>It was clean nothing crazy yet. You open your bottle with ease with that bottle cap ring.
>Fluttershy opened hers no problem either, strong pony teeth you guess.
>Fluttershy takes a good swig. "So Anon I gotta ask. How'd your window get smashed anyway?"
"Berry Punch threw a brick at my window I have no idea why though maybe she can't stand me. Never did anything to her though."
>"Hmmm, That's not really like her." She scoots a little closer and the fragrance assaults your nose with a sweet smell.
>You can't help but like it, but why? Is this one of her tricks? Enough pussyfooting around time to get blunt.
"What's your plan?"
>"Sorry what do you mean?"
"Don't play dumb with me; you always got something up your sleeve."
>She lets out a deep sigh.
>"Anon even though that's true I decided to try something different." Now we're getting somewhere.
>"I just want us for one night not have to play a game of Cat and Mouse, just hang out." she holds up her beer to propose a toast
>"Here's to us being casual, no mind games, no fetishes. A Day of Peace if you will."
>You couldn't agree more you clink bottles and chug. After you both chug them down.
>You wanted to get out of there you had your one drink. As you get up Fluttershy stops you with her hoof gently "Wait..."
"What? We agreed one drink remember?"
>"Y-yeah I know....Have a goodnight Anon." Well she kept her word as you reach the door you look back. She sighs "Barkeep, three shots of your best." You see her slump over.
>The bartender hooves her 3 shots sighs again as she downs each shot of the strongest stuff they've got, she starts to wobble and sway back and forth.
>She's not going to make it home by herself.
>As much hell the pony put you through there are times where she helps you out I mean the least you can do is make sure she gets home safely, she did fix your window after all with no funny business either.
"I can't believe I'm doing this."
>You walk back to bar-stool you sat at earlier, she turns to see who's there and her face brightens up aside from the rosy cheeks when she sees it's you.
>"Anon I-I thought you went hoooome.*hic*"
"Not going until you're back home safely, this is your one day of peace don't blow it."
>"PFFF HAHAHA you said blow it, Anon you're funny." you realize what you just said you hold back a chuckle.
"No pun intended alright? Let's get you home."
>She takes a wad of bits that pays for the drinks. You help her out of her seat, she leans all her weight onto you. She's not even heavy. As you help out the bar and on the way to her house she stops walking she looks at you "Anon...Do I really smell nice?"
>You can see her tear up a bit, she really did there's no need to lie.
"Yes you do now come on let’s get you home okay?"
>"Will you stay the night?"
"Are you going to try to get in my pants?"
>"*sigh*...point made Anon.." a few minutes later or maybe an eternity you finally get her home.
>"Thanks Anon, can we do this same time next year?"
"Sure thing, but why so long?"
>"I dunno...*giggles* just to make it an anal thing?"
"You mean annual?"
>"Yeah...*hic*..That."
"Sure thing."
>She begins to close the door but hesitates.
>She creeps it back open and says "Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Next time can we have two drinks instead of one?"
"That's fine with me."
>You can hear her Eep for joy then she giggles on last time "Goodnight Anon." She closes the door.
>You head home; get to the bedroom and pole vault into your bed.
"What are you up to Fluttershy?"
>You crash for the night.