I'm not dead yet! The Oneshot

>A day in Equestria, much like the one before.
>Dirt fills your lungs. You cough as your tired muscles attempt to evict the foreign invaders from your respiratory system.
>She put you here.
>That damn mare...
>Like you could help it if other mares wanted your hot monkey dick.
>Did she think you intended for the p0ny she lusted after to also respond to your subconscious primate wiles?
>Obviously she wanted you out of the way, dumping you in a frail pine box under six feet of dirt.
>And now, this grave will fulfill its' role to the letter after all.
>Stupid Anon, you think as your body goes into panic mode, searching for the tiniest sliver of oxygen.
>You watched a movie once where someone used sheer force of will and mental discipline to punch their way out of their own grave.
>Looked so easy...
>Now, even though all you could see was blackness, you feel your vision fading as consciousness slipped away from you.
>It's no use.
>No matter how hard you cry or struggle, this is it.
>Buried alive, all over a white unicorn you didn't particularly like in the first place, and her jealous wannabe lover.
>Perhaps...you will dream?
>You will find out soon enough, when your life finally fades, and you slip into the next world...when the pain will end, and you will know the answer to the ultimate question.
>You had hoped your final thought would be a happy one...
>But...instead, as thought itself slips free of your grasp, it is of one thing.
>Revenge...
>Revenge against the orange mare who put you here.
>In this life, or the next...
>Applejack will pay.