You: H3H3H3H3

Stranger: TEREZI. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THIS WEBSITE.

Stranger: BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE I PICK UP *WOMEN*.

You: ha

Stranger: YOU CAN'T SEE/SMELL ME DOING THAT.

You: i tricked you

Stranger: OH SHIT.

You: its not terezi

You: its me

You: eri

You: *wwaddles around shitting on the floor*

Stranger: ERIDAN QUIT SHITTING ON MY FLOOR.

You: wwhy

Stranger: BECAUSE I GO FUCKING THRESH PRINCE ON YOUR ASS.

You: wwell you arent vvery friendly

Stranger: I KNOW.

You: i just wwanted to roleplay

Stranger: ROLEPLAYING IS FOR SUCKERS.

You: wwhat no it isnt

Stranger: YES IT IS.

Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU, THE NEW AGE NEPETA?

Stranger: *AC SHITS BRICKS ALL OVER THE PLACE*.

You: wwell i wwould fill so many buckets wwith that girl

You: if only she wwould lovve me

Stranger: WELL SHE'S NOT GOING TO, PAL.

Stranger: SORRY.

You: wwell youre wwrong, "karkitty"

You: she wwill be mine

Stranger: DUDE.

You: i wwill seduce her wwith my roleplaying

Stranger: WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS.

Stranger: SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE YOURS BECAUSE SHE WANTS MY BULGE.

You: wwhat

Stranger: IF I GET HER OFF ME SURE YOU CAN HAVE HER.

Stranger: BUT FOR NOW YOU'VE GOTTA LAY LOW, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT GIVING UP ON ME.

You: wwell fine

You: i guess ill just go masturbate for noww

Stranger: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THAT, ERIDAN?

You: i just wwish someone wwould roleplay wwith me

You: im a vvery lonely person

You: i havve no social skills so i didnt knoww it wwould offend you

Stranger: WELL ERIDAN I AM NOT ACTUALLY KARKAT.

You: wwhat

Stranger: 1 4M T3R3Z1 ROL3PL4Y1NG K4RK4T

You: ohgog

You: wwhat is even going on here

Stranger: 4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H

Stranger: TH1S 1S MY M4ST3R PL4N

You: because im not actually eridan

Stranger: OH R34LLY

You: :33 < yes really

Stranger: OH SH1T N3P3T4

Stranger: W3LL 1M NOT 4CTU4LLY T3R3Z1

Stranger: D ---> I am 100king for some fine mares

You: :33 < *ac finds herself purrplexed*

Stranger: D ---> And nepeta you will cease getting in the way of this

You: :33 < how is this happening even

Stranger: D ---> Because i am also not equius

Stranger: I Am Kanaya

You: :33 < *ac laughs evilly*

You: :33 < well im not actually Nepeta

You: It's me, Andrew Hussie

Stranger: Well Andrew Hussie

Stranger: I Am Actually

Stranger: MOTH3RFUCK1NG R3DGL4R3

You: Well Redglare, through some unironic plot twists...

You: I am not Andrew Hussie

Stranger: W3LL 1 WOULD H4V3 3XP3CT3D TH4T MY F1L3S T3LL M3 SO

You: I am...

You: *canes*

Stranger: YOUR3 MY C4N3

Stranger: WHY D1DNT YOU T3LL M3 YOU COULD SP34K C4N3??

Stranger: 1V3 B33N WOND3R1NG 1F 1 W3NT FUCK1NG 1NS4N3 B3C4US3 OF 4LL TH3S3 C4S3S

Stranger: BUT 4LL SLONG

Stranger: *4LONG

Stranger: 1T W4S YOU

You: it was, Redglare

You: and now you must die

You: because I am not your cane

Stranger: OH NO

You: I am an empty bucket

Stranger: OH

Stranger: TH4T DO3SNT R34LLY F4S3 M3

Stranger: 1M 4LL GROWN UP 1 DONT G1V3 TWO SH1TS

You: well good

Stranger: H3Y C4N M3 4ND DU4LSC4R F1LL YOU W1NK

Stranger: JUST K1DD1NG

Stranger: 1 DONT 3V3N H4V3 CONT4CT W1TH TH4T W4CKY MOFO 4NYMOR3

You: im not actually an empty 8ucket, 8y the way

You: ::::)

Stranger: TH1S 1S 4 FUCK1NG *M1NDFUCK*

You: 8ut of course YOU wouldnt know that

Stranger: PSHH OF COURS3 1 KN3W YOU W3R3NT 4 BUCK3T

Stranger: 1TS OBV1OUS DUH

Stranger: BUCK3TS C4NT T4LK

Stranger: W3LL TH3Y C4N TO M3

Stranger: 1 C4N H34R TH3M

You: 8ut cant they?

You: isnt it quite o8vious that everything i

You: ...everything

You: is one?

Stranger: 1M TH3 BUCK3T WH1SP3R3R

You: oh my gog, are you f8cking insane

Stranger: H333LLOO M1ST3R BUCK3T

Stranger: WH4T 1M GO1NG TO H4V3 TO BR1B3 M1ST3R H1GHBLOOD W1TH MY BOOTY 4G41N?

Stranger: DO SH4R3

Stranger: 1 SHOULD BR1NG YOU 4LONG?

Stranger: OK4Y TH3N