1993 LGPS Namibian GP commentary

21:38	RMCFeed	we're all set so let's go!
21:38	Dark77	stall guesses?
21:39	Rated	3
21:39	Dark77	4
21:41	EastLondoner	3
21:44	SuperAguri	9
21:45	SuperAguri	numberwang!
21:45	Pasta	-2.5
21:45	Ugncreative	2
21:45	Pasta	π
21:46	RMCFeed	Ronald Tenpecost, FM Voeckler, Tom Douglas, Alessandro Mancini, Archibald March, Geoff Donnelly and Maea Blog stall
21:46	EastLondoner	Oh deer.
21:47	RMCFeed	that's 7, so SuperAguri was the closest
21:47	Dark77	wow aguri wasn't that far off o_o is that a record?
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21:49	RMCFeed	van Dycke, D. Smith, Capilé, Roberts, J. Smith, di Longo, Alden, Anker, Karimov, Bloggs and Bell lose their front wings in the chaos
21:49	RMCFeed	Howard and di Longo lose their rear wings
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21:50	SuperAguri	someone lose their chicken wings?
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21:52	RMCFeed	Roberts crashes into Dave Smith on the pitlane!
21:56	RMCFeed	and di Longo into Capilé!
21:56	RMCFeed	and Bloggs into Karimov!
21:56	RMCFeed	the pitlane is in complete chaos
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21:57	EastLondoner	Christ, LGPS hits new lows.
21:58	RMCFeed	Vic Sunset retires
21:58	Pasta	Meanwhile, Davies leads
21:58	Pasta	Right?
21:59	RMCFeed	no, Braggia still leads
22:01	RMCFeed	JEV loses his front wing in a clash with John Smith
22:02	RMCFeed	Ramone spins in front of Zaugg and pays dearly for that, losing his rear wing
22:02	RMCFeed	Zaugg loses her front wing
22:03	RMCFeed	and what is JEV doing... OAAAARGH!
22:03	Pasta
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22:09	RMCFeed	JEV stops on the main straight and is hit by Will Roberts and Ralf Alden
22:10	RMCFeed	Roberts just barely touches JEV, who is sent straight into the path of Alden resulting in a sickening collision
22:10	Rated	RAMOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ! >
22:10	RMCFeed	JEV's car actually flies over Roberts' airbox!
22:11	SuperAguri	are these being driven by idiots?
22:11	Rated	more injuries
22:12	RMCFeed	Roberts carries on while Alden's car lands on a track marshall!
22:13	RMCFeed	finally, Anker hits JEV, catches some airtime from an incline on the side of the road, lands on four wheels and carries on as if nothing happened... until he meets a tyre barrier
22:14	RMCFeed	around the same time Balivernes' brakes fail and he takes out Jericho's rear wing in the process
22:15	RMCFeed	oh, as it turns out the marshall managed to jump into safety just in time
22:16	RMCFeed	just look at him standing there as if nothing happened
22:17	RMCFeed	Davies spins!
22:18	RMCFeed	and is hit by VDM!
22:18	RMCFeed	Davies loses his rear wing!
22:20	SuperAguri	is this really Clown GP?
22:22	RMCFeed	Stokins turns in front of van Dycke, resulting in a crash which destroys Stokins' rear wing and van Dycke's front wing
22:22	EastLondoner	Christ sake, unleash the banhammer goddamnit!
22:23	RMCFeed	loool
22:24	RMCFeed	Stokins and van Dycke form a slow-mo train on the main straight, VDM comes in and clears the path but only loses his front wing
22:26		--- Dark77 is away (making a battlefront II map)
22:26	RMCFeed	Stokins takes his revenge by taking out VDM's rear wing on the pitlane!
22:27	SuperAguri	the race officials are goingt o be kept busy tonight
22:27	RMCFeed	Mazzacane is wtihout both wings...
22:27	RMCFeed	without*
22:27	pi3141	And once again it is confirmed that the #39 can't finish races
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22:28	RMCFeed	oh he clashed with Stokins before the latter entered the pitlane!
22:29	RMCFeed	VDM continues the race without a rear wing, he is not pitting!
22:29	RMCFeed	as does Mihail Karimov, for the record
22:29	RMCFeed	Mikhail*
22:31	RMCFeed	Jong-Sung retires with engine problems
22:32	Rated	haha, that screenshot is epic Nuppiz
22:34	RMCFeed	Matarazzo!
22:36	RMCFeed	Zaugg punches him out without any mercy!
22:36	RMCFeed	and escapes without any damage as well while the Italian's car is totalled
22:36	RMCFeed	bad news for the home crowd, Mori's car is on fire
22:37	RMCFeed	literally
22:37	Rated	I guess she's mad, but that's no excuse for destroying Matarazzo
22:37	Rated	AW.
22:38	RMCFeed	so after 14 laps, we have 15 cars left
22:38	RMCFeed	two without a rear wing and one about to blow up
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22:40	Rated	Who is still running ? How many laps left ?
22:40	RMCFeed	Rachel Graham's car dies and takes out the front wings of Zaugg, Mori and John Smith with it
22:40	EastLondoner	:?
22:41	EastLondoner	:|
22:41	EastLondoner	:|
22:41	EastLondoner	:|
22:41	RMCFeed	the leader is on lap 15/52, that's all I can say now
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22:41	RMCFeed	Generic upside down!
22:41	Rated	2nd front wing for Zaugg already xD
22:41		*** BanEveryone is now known as EastLondoner
22:41	Rated	What a madness this race is
22:41	EastLondoner	Damn, you can't have two different nicks.
22:42	EastLondoner	This is gonna end up like Mondello Park.
22:42	pi3141	Will we see a second winner who doesn't finish?
22:42	RMCFeed	brake failure sends him into the barriers and from there into the desert
22:44	RMCFeed	Zaugg pits normally and carries on
22:45	RMCFeed	Alik Mori can't quite make it to the pitlane, but his retirement doesn't cause anyone else trouble
22:47	RMCFeed	VDM finally retires his car which was now missing both of its wings
22:50	RMCFeed	Deanna McMohan's suspension gives up
22:50	petoli	damn
22:51	Pasta	Who?
22:51	Pasta	Are the Foster's muppets still running?
22:51	RMCFeed	[Show YouTube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14)]
22:51	Pasta	Shiet
22:51	RMCFeed	both crashed out
22:52	EastLondoner	Where's Chris Arthurs in all of the madness?
22:52	RMCFeed	4th
22:52	EastLondoner	Still time for him to break down then.
22:56	RMCFeed	23/52 laps complete, the order is: Braggia, R. Arthurs, Kickert, C. Arthurs, Fernandez, Zaugg, Bloggs, Karimov (still hanging on without a RW), J. Smith, Roberts
22:56	RMCFeed	oh, and Anker is still trying to create a detour through that concrete wall
22:59	Rated	A move made popular by the Foxhound Life team
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23:01	RMCFeed	want to know the fun part?
23:01	RMCFeed	there's a free path to the track some 15 meters to the right of him
23:02	Rated	LOL
23:02	FantometteBR	LOL
23:02	RMCFeed	but apprently he hit his head so hard in the impact that he's still confused where he is
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23:05	RMCFeed	Zaugg is on the attack, she goes past Fernandez and C. Arthurs in consecutive laps
23:06	Rated	excellent
23:06	RMCFeed	race on hold for the duration of the FISA meeting
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23:07	Rated	alright
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23:54		*** March is now known as RMCFeed
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23:55	FantometteBR	can we return?
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23:55	RMCFeed	22 laps to go
23:56	RMCFeed	the order is: Braggia, R. Arthurs, Kickert, Zaugg, C. Arthurs, Fernandez, Bloggs, Karimov, J. Smith, Roberts
23:56	Dark77
23:56	Salamander	soooo... all my guys are out?
23:57	RMCFeed	yep
23:57	Salamander	how about alik mori?
23:57	RMCFeed	out as well
23:57	Salamander
23:57	RMCFeed	Fernandez's gearbox is stuck in 6th, he'll retire this lap
23:58	captain_getz	are both Al Smiths and both Foster's out?
23:58	RMCFeed	yes
23:58	petoli	damn again
23:59	captain_getz	at this rate Great Leap BAckward is gonna win the title
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00:04	RMCFeed	OH MY GOODNESS!
00:04	RMCFeed	Richard Arthurs' car suffers a brake failure and he spins in the middle of the main straight
00:04	Rated	uh oh
00:05	RMCFeed	MIkhail Karimov comes in, hits the stranded car, flies into the scenery, lands on his wheels and carries on as if nothing happened!
00:05		--- Dark77 is away (making a battlefront II map)
00:07	Rated	wtf o_o
00:08	RMCFeed	KICKERT!
00:09	RMCFeed	brake failure sends him into and over the barriers
00:10	Rated	:|
00:10	RMCFeed	he is being attended to by the medical personnel, but seems that it looked more scarier than what it actually was
00:10	RMCFeed	BRAGGIA RETIRES!
00:12	RMCFeed	Karimov retired in the pits as well
00:13	Salamander	so.... zaugg leads!?
00:13	RMCFeed	Christopher Arthurs is on the side of the track!
00:13	RMCFeed	falling like flies, they are
00:14	RMCFeed	looks like the African heat is destroying the already-fragile brakes in these car
00:14	RMCFeed	cars
00:14	Rated	faking melting
00:15	RMCFeed	Zaugg leads!
00:16	Rated	... After 2 front wings changes and stuff, shows how much eventful this race has been so far
00:16	EastLondoner
00:16	EastLondoner	:|
00:17	EastLondoner	:|
00:17	EastLondoner	:|
00:17	EastLondoner	:|
00:17	RMCFeed	the next car runnig is, ermmmm...
00:17	RMCFeed	running*
00:17	RMCFeed	...Joe Bloggs, currently almost five laps down on Zaugg
00:18	RMCFeed	then Will Roberts and John Smith a further lap down
00:19	Rated	They're behind Joe freaking Bloggs ?!
00:19		--- Dark77 is back
00:19	Dark77	a black day for LGPS as braggia's out
00:19		--- Dark77 is away (making a battlefront II map)
00:19	EastLondoner	So just 4 cars left?
00:19	RMCFeed	yes
00:19	EastLondoner	And how many laps to go?
00:20	RMCFeed	12
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00:22	RMCFeed	1. Zaugg 2. Bloggs (+4 laps) 3. Roberts (+5 laps) 4. J. Smith (+5 laps) 5. Braggia (DNF) 6. C. Arthurs (DNF)
00:22	RMCFeed	10 laps to go
00:23	Rated	Braggia for the first time in points since... forever
00:23	Rated	Yeah, Argentine GP, the first one this season
00:24	RMCFeed	Bloggs in the points since... ever
00:25	RMCFeed	hang on, he was classified 5th all the way back in France 1991
00:25	Rated	yeah... xD
00:25	Rated	and he got sacked right after that
00:25	RMCFeed	John Smith has even got a podium on his record
00:26	RMCFeed	so no debutant scorers after all
00:28	RMCFeed	Anker still pretending his car is a pneumatic drill...
00:29	Rated
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00:31	RMCFeed	four laps to go
00:31	RMCFeed	Will Roberts has unlapped himself from Joe Bloggs
00:32	RMCFeed	John Smith is now 6 laps down
00:32	captain_getz	at least he's trying
00:32	RMCFeed	Bloggs and Roberts five
00:33	RMCFeed	penultimate lap
00:34	RMCFeed	last lap
00:35	RMCFeed	last corner
00:35	RMCFeed	last 100 meters
00:35	RMCFeed	last 10 meters
00:36	RMCFeed	NATASCHA ZAUGG WINS THE 1993 LIFE GRAND PRIX OF NAMIBIA!
00:36	Rated	Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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00:38	RMCFeed	Joe Bloggs finishes second... and goes out in style by crashing out in the first corner just after crossing the finish line
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00:39	Rated	lel
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00:42	RMCFeed
00:43	Rated	Anker
00:44	RMCFeed	Fastest lap: Jose Braggia, 0:51.088 on lap 2
00:45	RMCFeed	ROTR: Jérémy-Étienne Voeckler, for stopping on the main straight for no apparent reason and causing a series of collisions