1LDK (Tohgarashi Hideyu) TL

1LDK Translation
Notes:
-Moaning sounds aren't absolute, you can rephrase if desired
-Words in [brackets] may be omitted if they don't fit
-Words in <chevrons> are comments
-Honorifics are included, but feel free to remove them

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Page 1
夢の女の子付き物件！？
A dream apartment-plus-girl combo!?

最新コミックス１２月６日発売！！
Latest comics on sale Dec. 6!

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Page 2
Panel 1
萌絵美
Moemi

あん…あぁ…おまん○におち○ちんが入って
はあッ…あぁッ…そこぉ…すごッ
すごしゅぎるのぉ～！
Ahn, ah! Your d*ck is going in my p*ssy!
Haa! Ahh! Theeere, that feels great!
It feels waaay too goooood!

Panel 3
おっといけない
Whoa, almost.

これからのエロゲ三昧の日々を妄想して
I was just about to lose myself fantasizing about

あっち側に行くところだった…
immersing myself in eroge...
<alternately "playing eroge all day, everyday...">

Panel 4
苅田さーん
Kanda-san,

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Page 3
Panel 2
苅田さーん
Kanda-san,

折りたたみベッドどこに運びます？
where do you want the folding bed?

あー 奥の洋室へお願いします
Ah, in the Western-style room down the hall please.

Panel 3
苅田駄郎２３歳
I'm Kanda Tarou, 23 years old,

これから新社会人生活
about to begin my life as a member of society,

念願の一人暮らし始めます！
as well as my long-awaited bachelor life!

Panel 5
苅田さ～ん　ベッドはどうします？
Kanda-san, where do we put the bed?

え？ さっき運ばなかったっけ？
Eh? Didn't you just bring it in?

Panel 6
あー引越し屋さんベッドはとりあえず奥の６畳の洋室へ
Ahh, could you put that in the 6-tatami Western-style room inside?

丸つけたダンボールはリビングに置いておいて
All the boxes with circle mark go to the living room.

Panel 7
おいおい待ってくれ　何だ？　誰の荷物？
Wait a minute, what the heck? Whose stuff is this?

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Page 4
Panel 1
そっちこそ何？
And what about you?

あんた前の住人？
Are you the previous tenant?

Panel 2
いやここは俺が契約して　今日引っ越してきたばっかりで
No, my contract says I'm moving in today.

冗談言わないでよ
Don't mess with me.

何この荷物　私のが入らないじゃない
What's with this stuff, I can't bring mine in!

ここは私が借りたんだけど？
*I'm* the one renting this place out you know.

Panel 3
は　はぁ？
H- Huh!?

はあじゃないわよ
Don't give me that.

Panel 4
げ　何これ　エロアニメ？　気持ち悪い
Ugh, what is this, porn anime? Nasty.

エロアニメじゃなくてエｒ…　び　美少女ゲーだ
That's not, it's erog- I mean galge!

ようはオタクなんっでしょ
So you're some otaku huh.

てか他人の荷物を勝手に見るな！
Stop messing with other people's stuff!

Panel 5
あのー　苅田さん
Uh, Kanda-san,

はい
Yes?

Panel 6
荷物全部運んじゃっていいですかね？
Can we bring the rest of the stuff in now?

後の便つかえてるんで
We still have another job [after this].

あ　はい
Ah, sure.

Panel 7
かりた？
Rented?

Panel 8
あー
Ah-

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Page 5
Panel 2
まさか苗字が同じで新婚の入居者と間違えられていたとは…
I can't believe they mistook us for newlyweds just because we have the same surname.

契約の時からなんか話が通じないと思ってたんだ
No wonder it felt off when I was signing the contract.

Panel 3
不動産屋は連絡つかないし大家も所在不明
We can't get ahold of the realtor, and we don't know where the landlord is either.

そしてこの女の大荷物どうしたものか
And what's with all of this chick's stuff?

Panel 5
何してるのかしら
What are you doing?

何って湯を沸かそうとだな
Just boiling some water.

Panel 6
へー　アニオタクの人って今どきやかん使うんだ
Huh, you anime otaku still use an actual kettle?

Panel 7
べつに時間掛ってもラーメン食えりゃ
As long as I can eat some ramen,

それでいいんだよ
I don't mind waiting.

Panel 8
よしっと
Done!

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Page 6
Panel 1
コイツ…
Ugh, this chick...

何か？
You need something?

Panel 2
で　どうするつうもりなんだ？
So, what do you plan to do about this?

どうもこうも　ここは私の部屋なんだけど
What plan? This is my room anyway.

話にもならんな
This isn't working out.

Panel 3
TVでも見るか
Let's just watch some TV.

よっこいせ
There we go.

Panel 4
あら　その小さい箱TVだったの？
Oh, that puny little thing's a TV?

Panel 5
いちいちむかつく女だな
This girl really grates on you.

Panel 6
そんなアホなー
You dumbass!

あはははは
Ahahahaha!

Panel 7
何の番組見てるのよ
What're you watching?

何だよ　そっちのでかいTVで見てろよ
What do you want, watch your own TV.

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Page 7
Panel 1
ついたぞ
Alright, it's on.

Panel 2
こりゃまいった
Oh no!!

Panel 3
あはははは
Ahahahaha!

Panel 4
どうした？
What's up?

お風呂
[I'm taking a] bath.

Panel 5
覗かないでよねオタク君
Don't peek, you otaku.

の　覗かねーよ
L- Like hell I will!

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Page 8
Panel 2
なんであんたが私のベッドで横になってるのよ
Why're you lying on *my* bed?

Panel 3
仕方ねえだろお前のベッドでかすぎて
Not my fault, your bed's too big

俺の折りたたみが広げられないんだから
I can't even fold out my own bed.

Panel 5
…色っぽい
She's pretty sexy...

Panel 6
わかったわよ
Oh, alright.

そのかわりにオタクはここから立ち入り禁止
But you can't cross this line, get it?

一歩でも超えてきたら殴り飛ばすから
Just one step over and I'll send you flying.

お　おい
Hey, wha-

Panel 7
おまえこそ俺のテリトリーに入ってきたら
If you cross over to my territory,

こう…
I'll...

Panel 8
あんなことやこんな…
Do *this* and *tha...*

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Page 9
Panel 1
ちょっとからかうつもりだったのに
I just wanted to mess with her a bit,

ホントに横で寝られたら気まずいじゃないか…
But now it just feels awkward...

Panel 5
な　何みてんのよ
Wha- What're *you* looking at!?

おまえもだろ
Right back at 'ya.

Panel 6
寝息がきこえないから死んでるのかたーって
I could hear you breathing so I thought you were dead.

死んでねーよ
Well, I ain't.

Panel 7
私が先に寝たら何かする気でしょ
You'd do something to me if I fell asleep first.

あのオタクゲームみたいに
Like in those otaku games of yours.

し　しねーよ
I- I won't!

Panel 8
…ったく　これだから三次元は…
Ugh, I swear, 3D girls...
<or "Ugh, I swear, 3DPD..." to borrow a 4chan term>

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Page 10
Panel 1
やっとこさ一人暮らし始めて
I finally started my bachelor life,

エロゲ三昧な日々を満喫できると思ったのに…
And I was going to enjoy immersing myself in eroge too...

Panel 4
…ん…んん
...Nn, nnhh...

Panel 6
なんつー寝相の悪さだ
What a terrible sleeper!

Panel 7
ん…この感触
Hm? What's this sensation?

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Page 11
Panel 2
―お…
T-

Panel 3
おっぱい！
Tits!

Panel 5
ここ乳首か…
This is the nipple huh...

Panel 6
…あ…ん…
Ah... Nh...

Panel 7
か　感じてるのか？
D- Does she feel it?

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Page 12
Panel 2
待て　待て　何をしてるんだ俺は
Wait, wait, what the hell am I doing!?

寝てる間にいたずらなんて…
Doing things like this while she's asleep...

Panel 3
し
*shuffle*

尻！？
Her butt!?

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Page 13
Panel 2
む　胸も　お尻も
Her breasts and butt...

やわらけえ…
So soft...

Panel 4
ん…　ぅん
Nn... Unh

こ　これが
So this is what

はぁ　はぁ　はぁ
Haa Hahh Hahh

三次元か！
3D girls are like!

ぁ…
Ah...

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Page 14
Panel 1
はぁ　はぁ
Haa Hahh

んぁ…
Nnhaa...

Panel 2
なにこれ…
What the...

あいつの手…？
His hands...

Panel 3
揉まれて…る
They're squeezing... [my breasts]

ぁん…
Ahn...

はぁ…
Haah...

Panel 4
あ
Ah-

はあ
Hah

気持ち…いい
It feels... Good

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Page 15
Panel 2
すげー　濡れてきた
Whoa, she's gotten wet.

Panel 3
…俺のもかつてないくらい
Mine's never gotten like this either.

ギンギンになってる
It's rock hard.

Panel 4
こ　これは現実…
This isn't a dream right?

はあ　はあ　はあ
Hahh Hahh Hahh

現実だよな？
This is all real?

Panel 5
はあ
Hah

Panel 7
さ　さすがにまずいかな
This is going too far isn't it?

はあ
Hah
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Page 16
Panel 1
うん…　まずいな
Yeah. Way too far.

Panel 2
証拠隠滅して戻しておこう
Let's clean up the evidence and fix it up.

Panel 3
とっくにバレてるんだけど
Way too late for that now.

Panel 4
お　起きてた
Wha- You're awake?

あれだけ弄られたら起きるわよ
Who wouldn't be, after getting felt up that much?

Panel 5
言っておくが俺のスペースにはみ出してきたのはそっちだからな
Just to make things clear, *you* barged into *my* space!

だからって勝手に触っていいわけ？
And that gives you license to grope me?

Panel 6
…い　いや　それは偶然にだな…それに
No, uh, that was just an accident, and besides...

Panel 7
お前も気持ちよさそうにしてたから
You seemed like you were enjoying it too.

Panel 8
ウソだ
Liar.

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Page 17
Panel 1
え？
Eh?

Panel 2
ほら
Come on.

Panel 3
あんたみたいな童貞オタクに触られたって
There's no way a virgin otaku like you

気持ちよくもなんともないんだから
could make me feel good

Panel 4
オタク関係ねえし
Leave the "otaku" out of it.

俺はど　童貞じゃ…
And I'm not a vi-

Panel 5
違うの？
You're not?

よ　よし　気持ちよくしてやろうじゃないか
W- Well, why don't I prove you wrong then?

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Page 18
Panel 1
ひあッ
Hya!

Panel 2
ぜ　ぜんぜん気持ちよくなーい
Nope, not a thing.

…コ　コイツ
Wh- Why you...

Panel 3
じゃあ　こうだ
Then how's this!

きゃあ
Kyaa!

Panel 4
はぅん
Haunhh

Panel 5
気持ちいいか？
Feeling good now?

ちょ…　…やだァ　どこ舐めてん…　あッ
No, do- Where are you licki- Ngh!

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Page 19
Panel 1
見せてやろう　エロゲとAVで獲得した俺のスキルを！
I'll show you the skills I've learned from eroge and AVs!
<alternately just "eroge and porn" or "porn vids">

あッ　あッ　あッ
Ah! Ahh! Ah!

はあ　はあ
Hah Haah

Panel 2
はぁ　あ…　そこは…ッ
Ha! Ah... Not the-!!

Panel 3
あんんッ
Ahnn!!

Panel 4
あッ　ああッ
Ah! Aahh!!

Panel 5
ほら　パンツも染みてきてるぞ
Look, your panties are getting soaked now.

Panel 6
ダメ…パンツ汚れちゃう
No... They'll get dirty...

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Page 20
Panel 1
ホ　ホントに入れていいのか？
Can I really... Go all the way in?

Panel 2
なんでそこでいちいち聞くのよ
Why do you even have to ask...

Panel 3
ん"あ"ッ
Nnghaahh!!

Panel 4
ちょ　いきなり入れないでよ
Hey! Don't just shove it in like that!

こ　ここから　先は　勝手が　わからなくてな
I- I don't really know what to do after this part...

あんたやっぱ童貞なの？
So you *are* a virgin?

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Page 21
童貞オタクで悪いか！
What's wrong with being a virgin otaku!

そ　そうじゃなくて
N- No, just-

わ　私も　は　初め…　てぇ
It's also... My... First tiiime!

だ…から　ゆっくり…　ッ
So... Take it slow-!

えええええ！？
EEHHH!?

処女！？
She's a virgin too!?
<alternately, "Her too!?">

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Page 22
Panel 1
はあ　あッ　はあ
Hah Ah! Hah

はあ
Haahh

中がじんじんしてる
My insides are tingling!

Panel 2
大丈夫か？
You okay?

Panel 3
ぜ…　ぜんぜん　はぁ…ッ　大丈夫じゃないっ…　わよ
N- No... Haahh! How could I-! Be okay!

はあ　はあ
Haa Haa

Panel 4
ちょっとほぐれてきた気はするけど
Feels like you've loosened up.

Panel 6
…ぅあッ
Nghahh!

Panel 7
あんだけ偉そうに言っておいて処女はないだろおまえ
After all that big talk, you were just a virgin huh?

うるさい童貞オタク
Shut up, virgin otaku.

はあ　はあ
Haa Haa

おまえって言わないでよ
Like you have the right to say that.

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Page 23
Panel 1
はずね　よ
It's Hazune.

Panel 3
俺は駄郎
I'm Tarou.

苅田駄郎
Kanda Tarou.

んんッ
Nnhhh!!

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Page 2４
Panel 1
あっあっ　激しいの…　ダメッ
Ah! Ahh! Not so... Rough!

はあ　はあ
Hah Haah

Panel 3
ひああッ
Hyahh!!

はあ　はあ
Haa Hah

Panel 4
あッ
Ahh!

はああッ
Hahh!!

おかしくなっちゃう
I'm going crazy!

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Page 25
Panel 1
気持ちいいか？
Feeling good now?

はああッ
Haagh!

はあ　はあ
Haah Hahh

いい　いいのッ
Yes! Yes!!

Panel 2
あっあっ
Ah! Agh!

はあ　はあ
Haa Haa

あっあっ
Ah, ahh!

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Page 26
Panel 1
気持ちいいのッ
It feels great!!

はあ　はあ
Haa Haa

うん…　ぁ　はあッ
Mm, ah- Haah!!

俺もすごく気持ちいいッ
It feels good [for me] too!

Panel 2
はあ　はあ
Haa Hahh

Panel 3
はあ　はあ
Haa Haa

Panel 4
はあ　はあ　はあ
Haa Hah Hah

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Page 27
Panel 1
ああッ　お　おい
Ahh! What're you-!

これ
How's

どう？
This?

Panel 4
腰の動き　す　すごい
The way you move [your hips]

いいッ
Awesome!

Panel 5
チ○ポが持っていかれそうだ
It's like my d*ck is one with you.
<it sounds a bit weird to say "feels you're going to pull my dick right out" or something>

Panel 6
あ
AH!

私だけ…　喘がされるのは悔しい…　ものッ
I don't want to be the only one moaning here.

はあ　はあ
Haa Haa

んあ
Nnhaa!!

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Page 28
Panel 1
どう？　気持ちいい？
So? This feel good?

はぁッ
Haa!

あッ　あッ
Ah! Ahh!

Panel 2
おはあッ
Ahh- Haa!!

Panel 3
すすげえッ
It feels

いいッ
Awesome!!

はあ
Haa

Panel 4
はぁん
Haannhh

はあ　はあ
Haa Haa

Panel 5
中まで大きくなってる
You're getting even bigger inside me!

はあ　はあ
Haa Hah

あッ　あッ
Ahh! Ah!

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Page 29
Panel 1
あはッ　も　もう　イキそうだ
Ahh! I'm- Going to cum!

んあッ
Nnhaa!

はあ
Haa

Panel 2
わ　私も
Me- Too!

Panel 3
はあッ　あッ
Hahh! Ahh!

Panel 4
あッ
Ah!

あぁ
Aahh!

Panel 5
はあッ
Hah!

ああッ
Aghh!

はあ　はあ　はあ
Haa Hah Haa

イク…　イっちゃう
I'm-! I'm cumming!

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Page 30
はあ　はあ　はあ
Haa Haa Hahh

あああッ
AAAHHHH!!

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Page 31
Panel 1
はあ
Haahh

Panel 3
恋執事
Love Butler (Koishitsuji)
<parody on Kuroshitsuji>

イケメン???
Hot Guy ??? (Ikemen ???)
<text is too small to make out>

はるかなるBodygurd
Distant Bodyguard

Panel 4
これって乙女ゲーか？
Isn't this an otome game?

ちょッ　私のコレクション
Ah! My collection!

Panel 5
わ　私はオタクじゃないわよ
I- I'm not an otaku okay?

たまたまこういうのが好きなだけよ
I just like playing these once in a while.

Panel 6
苗字も趣味も住居も一緒なんて設定は
Our surnames, hobbies, and address are all the same.

ゲームでもありえないな
Even a game couldn't match this setting.

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Page 32
Panel 1
数年後
A few years later

Panel 2
ええ！　おめでとうはずね
Ehh? Congrats, Hazune!

まあね
Well, yeah.

Panel 3
じゃあ　名義変更もなにもしなくて楽でいいじゃん
You don't even have to change your surname, how convenient!

そうなんだけどなんか味気ないっていうか
True, but it kinda lacks impact, you know?

Panel 4
なんだまた俺の悪口でも言ってんのか？
What, are you badmouthing me again?

違うわよ
Of course not.

Panel 7
どうかしたはずね？
Something up, Hazune?

ううん　なんでもない
No, not a thing.