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- 6 messages
- Luke Closs <lukecloss@gmail.com> Mon, Oct 4, 2010 at 8:37 PM
- To: clossey@
- Hi, I'm Luke Closs.
- I saw you on Google Instant during my annual self-google. I'm from
- Vancouver too - what are the odds?
- I just named my son Jackson. You don't have a son Jackson Clossey do you?
- Your prefix,
- Luke Closs
- L Clossey <lclossey@> Mon, Oct 4, 2010 at 11:01 PM
- To: Luke Closs <lukecloss@gmail.com>
- Hey Luke,
- I don't have any sons named anything, but my art director--who is like a
- son to me!--is indeed named Jackson.
- I did a quick retaliatory google. Bloody hell, I think we were at the
- same 2-day retreat at Westcoast Dharma. I can't remember when I was
- there, but the guest host was definitely Michele McDonald.
- Obviously one of us is a figment of the other's imagination. Not sure
- what solution is advisable, if any.
- Your suffix,
- Luke
- Luke Closs <lukecloss@gmail.com> Mon, Oct 11, 2010 at 1:16 PM
- To: clossey@
- Mr. Clossey,
- I wanted to inform you that I will be on the lookout for any tampering
- on my possessions that I have labelled 'Luke Closs'. I have just
- realized a potential attack vector against my personal possessions,
- which is that you could append a 'ey' to any of my labelled
- belongings.
- While potentially costly, I will now start to label my belongings
- inside a bounding box to prevent such suffix related attacks.
- Thank you for your time,
- +----------------+
- | Luke Closs |
- +----------------+
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- L Clossey <lclossey@> Sun, Oct 17, 2010 at 12:18 PM
- To: Luke Closs <lukecloss@gmail.com>
- Dear Mr. Closs,
- On the advice of legal counsel, I hereby inform you that
- (1) It is a well known and long established fact that I often become distracted and finish things incompletely: emails get
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- L Clossey <lclossey@> Sun, Oct 17, 2010 at 12:18 PM
- To: Luke Closs <lukecloss@gmail.com>
- Dear Mr. Closs,
- On the advice of legal counsel, I hereby inform you that
- (1) It is a well known and long established fact that I often become distracted and finish things incompletely: emails get sent incomplete, pancake batter ends up in the skillet without flour, and I put boxes around my name even when two of the letters have been left out.
- (2) In accordance with (1), above, a boxed "Closs" is evidently not sufficient to distinguish between us with regards to ownership of property.
- (3) Everything currently in your possession that has (3a) a boxed "Closs" and (3b) a retail value of at least $500 should be returned to me immediately.
- (4) Despite (2), above, I am in the process of etching boxed "Closs"s on things I no longer need (3 air mattresses with invisible leaks, a VCR player that might not work, my sense of purpose in life, a paperweight from his highness the Aga Khan, etc.), and request that you remove these your properties from my flat at your earliest convenience.
- Similar notifications have gone out to Mr. Closy, Mr. Cloey, Mr. Clsey, Mr. Cssey, and Mr. Ossey.
- With regards,
- LC
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