Margo Trick or Treat

:[PristinelyUngifted] a trick
:[nagen_tm] a Chipotle burrito
a trick
a treat
a rock...
an apple. Found where the dentist lives...
some raisins
pennies
an icky sock
an egg cracked into your basket
an egg! They refuse to tell you if it’s hard boiled or not…
a single cat whisker
a lump of coal. Is this where Santa lives?
some dust and hair…
a piece of candy cane from the bottom of a 4th graders backpack
some... teeth?
a handful of miniature sponges
served. Your court appearance is in two months.
your least favourite candy
eggs thrown at you!
toilet papered!
sardines straight from the can
a gnome who won’t stop screaming
... responsibility
some fake vampire teeth but they’re wet
nothing. The people at the door were doing an interpretive dance to one of those Halloween ambiance soundtracks and didn’t hear you.
to enter the house under the guise of a haunted house but now you’re watching a one-man play. You’re the only audience member and they’re making full eye contact and keep calling on you to participate.
a picture of a witch made of sand eating a burger made of hands.
some candy but a man dressed as a squirrel climbed down from a tree and stole it
a candy apple that’s too hard to bite
some mystery goop
a poison rat. At least it’s not rat poison.
a rock but it’s beautifully painted!
a handful of acorns from the badger who lives nearby.
... Wow! A full-size candy bar!
a new car?!
a handful of treats for you!
a tiny kitten who needs a home
a tiny puppy who needs a home
a handcrafted chocolate bar! The recipe for it was painstakingly developed by a single family for 100 years until it was just right. You hold the hopes and dreams of each generation of that family in your very hands.
... Wow! Your favourite candy!
a Chipotle burrito!
the smallest duck that’s ever lived!
a little glow worm who sings upon request
... Wow! You got the microwave from Spy Kids!
a snack sized bag of chips!
a house hippo!
one of those pumpkin Reese cups!
candy corn! Is that a trick or a treat?
... Uh oh! Turns out you knocked on the door of the werewolf family! They invited you inside and you shared a meal and swapped stories. You’re getting together for book club next week.
Sour Patch Kids
M&Ms
Swedish fish
a 2L bottle of pop
Skittles
to be entrusted with a sword from the family of cats who live down the block. You must lead them.
SO much candy
some gummy eyeballs.