Gyorgs

Do you guys often fap to video games? Not art, but the video game itself?
I sometimes like to load my old Wind Waker save, turn on a "swim forever" cheat, and go out into the sea where you find a good number of Gyorgs (I can't remember the exact coordinates), then have the boat sit still while they circle around it. This alone gets me pretty hard, but I really start jacking it when one of them charges and knocks Link out of the boat into the ocean, completely defenseless and fighting to stay above water. Every time a Gyorg comes at him again, I imagine it grabs on with its teeth and tears through his tights, and then mounts and DPs him with its shark cocks. Of course, this practically ruins Link's ass, but it doesn't stop the other (usually) two Gyorgs from joining in once the first has finished, fucking his hole into a bloody mess which only excites them further. Eventually the smell and taste of the fresh blood in the water makes them so hungry they just tear Link to pieces and eat him outright, represented by when Link finally succumbs to the damage. I can usually finish at the time this happens because I have all twenty hearts.
And the King just sits there and watches.
How about you /v/?