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- Maye: EHEHEH Time for the next /victim/ candidate! *runs off in Grotto's direction cackling*
- Taylor: *mumbles* oh god no this can't bee good
- Grotto: ??
- Maye: *dashes behind Grotto, messes with his hair and sniffs him* Hmm.
- Grotto: wtf
- Maye: *pulls him into a hug* Yes!! This one's a keeper!
- Grotto: *shoves away* WOMAN Don't touch me,.
- Maye: I already diiiid~ *winks*
- Grotto: ...
- Maye: andthatmeansyou'remine/forever/EvenifyourunIwillfindyouandyou'llstillbe/mine/I'lldowhateverIwantlikelickyouinyoursleepanddrinkyourbathwaterand-
- Maye: unless you're already dating someone that would be creepy~
- Grotto: *stare*
- Maye: Y'know, like that cutie over there! *points at rock*
- Taylor: over where
- Maye: *points towards taylors voice* OR over there!
- Taylor: oh *the rocks heart is broken*
- Grotto: You're really messed up lady
- Maye: Aw, who am I kidding, we're SOUMATES You're probably too much of a loser to date him anyway
- Grotto: Nope. I'm leaving. *walks off*
- Maye: Me too! *stalks behind proto*
- Grotto: *flicks off*
- Maye: *like right behind him* So where we going?
- Grotto: *turns and glares* What do you mean "we?"
- Grotto: You're not coming with me.
- Grotto: I haven't killed anyone in a long time, but I still can so I suggest you leave now. *shadowy stuff forms in hand*
- Maye: Oh I'm scared. *grinning idiotically* hehe
- Maye: I bet I /look/ terrified.
- Maye: now how about you go on a date with my friend and I never /look/ at you again? *whispers* Sounds fair to me.
- Grotto: *considers*
- Grotto: *sigh and facepalm* Fine. Whatever it takes to get rid of you.
- Grotto: Who is this "friend?"
- Maye: I pointed him out earlier.
- Taylor: *the rock doki kawaii sparkles: m..me?*
- Maye: the dork with the beard drawn on his face with sharpie
- Taylor: *rock's heart shatters into peices and they revert back to their emo phase*
- Maye: *enthusiastically re-points out taylor* OVER THERE
- Taylor: *how could this happen to me by simple plan plays in the background"
- Grotto: ((pfft that rock))
- Grotto: ...wait
- Maye: i think
- Grotto: *blush and freaks out* I have to go out with a guy
- Grotto: *collapses at mayes feet* please tell me there's another way to get rid of you...
- Maye: lol nope
- Maye: Taaaaaaaylor say hi to your date! *grabs and throws at grotto*
- Taylor: eek *dragged and thrown*
- Grotto: *doesnt move*
- Taylor: *sits up and backs away blushing* i am so sorry
- Grotto: ...
- Taylor: *scoots closer for awkward whispering time*
- Grotto: *lifts head up but looks freaked out*
- Taylor: i dont know why shes always doing this just play along for a while
- Taylor: and uhm
- Taylor: i mean it doesn even have to be a date we could just be two bros hanging out she cant tell the difference
- Maye: Now kiss!
- Grotto: *extreme blush*
- Taylor: uhm *blushu blushu doki*
- Taylor: *kisses own hand and hopes the sound tricks maye*
- Maye: eee *squeal*
- Taylor: yeah she has no idea what were doing
- Grotto: ...Alright, so shes rather stupid.
- Maye: *its cute how they think i cant hear them*
- Taylor: shes also kind of
- Maye: *trips over rock*
- Taylor: blind
- Taylor: i wasnt going to point it out but its obvious sometimes
- Grotto: *stands up self importantly* Anyways, looks like I have no choice but to do as you suggested and "play along" but we'll simply pretend to be dating, and only because I want to get rid of that woman.
- Grotto: So no kissing or any actual physical contact. We'll just be "bros" or whatever, I'm not very familiar with this society's slang.
- Maye: lmao))
- Maye: *picks up rock* you come with me
- Grotto: Understand?
- Maye: *they think they're safe not but imma make em kiss by the end of the day*
- Taylor: i hear you uh bro
- Taylor: this isnt going to be awkward at all
- Taylor: what should we do then in a completely platonic sense of course
- Taylor: also she didnt tell me your name.. or bother to ask...
- Grotto: My name is Grotto.
- Grotto: And from what I understand that strange female said yours was Taylor.
- Grotto: *starts walking off in random direction*
- Taylor: *follows awkwardly*
- Grotto: And I don't know, I never planed any of this. You decide where we go.
- Taylor: right uh well i was going to the woods before she dragged us into this
- Maye: *sign in front of woods: point of no fucking return you will die here*
- Taylor: that sound good
- Taylor: if not we can go to s coffee shop or something
- Grotto: No forest please. I hate animals, they get on my nerves. And I don't like coffee. Or going to public places unless I absolutely have to. At last thing I need is for people to see us together. Can you think of a better place please?
- Taylor: *not like im with animals 90% of the time or anything why this im cry*
- Taylor: aha right bro
- Taylor: no problem
- Taylor: i dont like coffee much either so uh
- Grotto: *waiting*
- Taylor: we could go to my place but theres a lot of animals there and my dad or the movies since no one could see us in a dark room but there would still be people there so
- Grotto: Those are horrible ideas. Nope.
- Grotto: *double pistols, starts backing away* Aaaand since it seems like we have no place to go, I'll be leaving. Adios.
- Taylor: ok yeah bye
- Maye: *scoots in an grabs grottos from behind* donde esta con maye?
- Grotto: ((i read that as grabs grottos' behind omg))
- Maye: *retcon: dat booty touch*
- Grotto: fuck
- Taylor: look maye leave the guy alone
- Maye: No way he's got good vibes.
- Taylor: also never attempt to speak spanish again
- Maye: And fluffy hair! *floofs hair*
- Grotto: no
- Taylor: seriously could we not
- Maye: You'll thank me later, trust me.
- Maye: *to grotto* Hey how about take him to /your/ house, that's ~private~ enough aint it?
- Grotto: Fine. His place it is *push that woman away*
- Maye: *wonk*
- Grotto: Just don't touch my hair. Please
- Maye: but its so fluffy
- Grotto: Why do you all hate me
- Maye: someone told me to *pets rock*
- Taylor: ...
- Taylor: hey he doesnt know where my house is
- Taylor: so uhm
- Maye: *throws rock* Get walking
- *and then the rest of the rp was a forced date between taylor and grotto and his house full of animals that did not go well at all *
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