Random Drabbles #1

~Taunts~
Gary: I bet you couldn't do that again *smug*
Mary: What is it now, Stu? ¬ ¬
Gary: Splitting, duh, you obviously cheated! There's no way a person can actually do--
Gary: . . .
Gary: Drats
Mary: (○ﾟεﾟ○)

~Cooking~
Jack: What the fuck am I supposed to do for the whole fucking hour then??
Raquel: Not get in my way? Wasn't that obvious enough, Mr. Asendo? Or were you really that uneducated to not understand a simple statement?
Jack: But you'll screw it up??  You obviously don't know what you're doing correctly. Take it from me, someone who ACTUALLY cooks and not just someone who thought, "Hey, it's [Blank]'s birthday, and I'm too much of a lazy ass to get them a gift so I'll just bake them a cake even though I don't know the first thing when it comes to cooking shit!"
Raquel: Why do you assume that I can't cook??
Jack: You made noodles taate bland. And. They're. Cupped. Noodles. WHO SCREWS UP MAKING CUP NOODLES IN THE FIRST PLACE?? BACH.
Raquel: It was one time! And it was for you so why waste the effort? Jesus, no need to shout, you whiney brat. Now, shut up and let the professional cook in. Peace. We don't want another kettle getting set on fire now, don't we? Shoo, shoo *swats Jack away*
Jack: *grumbles* This will definitely crash and burn.
~o~o~
Raquel: So, how does it taste? Pretty good, right? ùwú
Vanesa: Y-Yeah, i-it's delicious! (Keep smiling, Nesa, keep smiling, d-don't let it falter) (^ω^")
Alice: It's pretty bland, don't you think? Other than that, it's edible. *noms* Why don't you try adding more sugar? (And by add sugar, I meant dumping a cup full of sugar?? This somehow is too sour for me--someone help,,)

~Concern~
Mack: H-How did you bash your face like that-? At least try to be more careful :(
Leyla: I didn't notice the wall, Mack *deadpan* If I did, I would have dodged like I always do.
Mack: Your craving for stimulation is sometimes too much for me, Lala *sigh* You're making me worry too much,, A-And that's the third time thia week!
Leyla: You're not my mother! No one appointed you to be my 'guardian'. You just did all by yourself-!
Mack: Because who would care for you if not me?? Look, you haven't exactly made the best impression with everyone. I'm just saying that you should be more careful the next time around, ok?
Leyla: Alright, alright, I will. . .mother :> *runs*
Mack: *sighs* Why did I ever fall for you of all people. . .

~Bad Luck~
Anti: You really think walking me home would somehow prevent that? *points to twisted ankle*
Gary: Honestly? Yes. I was planning to be your knight in shining armor, but alas, that didn't work out exactly as I planned.
Anti: Pfft, that's so lame! My God, hahaha
Gary: I couldn't exactly prevent it BUT I can carry you back! :D
Anti: Yeah, no, I can handle myself easily-- *trips again*
Gary: . . .
Anti: . . .Ok, maybe a little bit of help wouldn't hurt--W-Wait, isn't this the fabled princess carry??
Gary: Pretty appropriate, don't you think? ;>
Anti: A-A-A ////
Gary: ^ω^
[Mary: GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER, SHOO, SHOO]

~Restrictions~
Keith: You are putting restrictions on my fun, Simone! :(
Simone: I prefer calling it 'safety measures'
Keith: Still! That's exactly the fun of it!
Simone: You mean you constantly falling off ypur skateboard everytime you do whatever that move js?
Keith: . . .Yes, it's fun! :D
Simone: . . .