Hellfire valley, home to the most sinister in the Cookie kingdom, those who have been shunned by others, those who have been jaded by the way of life in the peaceful kingdom. Those like...
Fire Spirit Cookie.
As he awakens from his pool of lava, he rises up an inhuman way and stretches out his arms and legs, then proceeds to fix his scorching hot hair, as he begins to laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
In fact, laughing so much has given Fire Spirit Cookie an idea.
With a snap of his fingers, he turns into a red hot bullet, as he warp-speeds his way to the nearest Cookie Radio Shack.
After subduing the clerk, taking a few large screens and speakers, and almost burning said screens and speakers until he got Devil Cookie to help him, Fire Spirit made his way back to Hellfire Valley.
" Why do you need all these dumb screens? " Devil Cookie asked, curious about his evil intentions with these screens.
" So I can tell your tiny ass to shut the fuck up, and go get me a cup of milk. "
Devil Cookie grumbled, and flew off to his kitchen, as Fire Spirit began setting up his diabolical plan.
His plan was to hook screens and speakers to himself so he could shatter the Cookie Kingdom's eardrums enough so they wouldn't know if he was burning the place down or not.
Genius!
" I got your stupid milk, pops. Now- What the hell are you doing? " Devil Cookie says, startled by all of the wires. "
" Number 1, watch your fucking mouth. Number 2. I'm going to shatter every cookie's eardrums. " Fire Spirit says, turning up the speakers.
Fire Spirit takes a deep breath, And...
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " He yells, blowing Devil Cookie right out of his house, and shifting all his furniture around.
Devil Cookie landed right outside the door, and as they landed, they noticed everything in sight was either bent, or broken.
By god, this was Fire Spirit's most devious plan yet.
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" Purple...No! Blue! Wait no! Pink! Yeah, PINK! " A feminine voice yelled, searching through her pale pink wardrobe.
Princess cookie had decided to host a festival, dedicated to Hero Cookie for his heroic actions, and will to defend the Cookie Kingdom.
As she found her desired dress, she wiggled and kicked through, until she was finally able to breath outside of the sea of pink and glitter. She put on her shoes, brushed her hair, put on some lip gloss, and finally her crown.
She looked like a real princess! (Because she WAS a real princess!)
She walked over to her door and opened it slightly, peaking outside.
When she saw everything was clear, she opened the door up wide and ran over to her staircase, sitting down on the stair-rail and sliding down. " Wheeeee! " She yelled, having the time of her life.
But that came short when she saw Knight Cookie racing over.
" Princess! You could get hurt doing that! " He yelled, in a stern voice.
" I knooow! But I know you'll always rescue me, because you're my kniiiiiiiight! " She said, and began to sang the last part of the sentence.
" Knight in shining armor, yeah. But still!!! " He said, interrupting her.
" Fine, fine. Are the decorations ready? " She said, running over to the window to peak out.
" Yes, princess, everything has been laid out by the other guards and maids. In fact, almost everyone is here. "
Princess Cookie perked up when she saw how beautiful everything was outside of the castle.
Blue and yellow streamers were hung with care around the street lights, pots of flowers were like napalm around the festival area, as were tables of food, fun games, and a pedestal with a microphone.
Princess Cookie could barely contain herself, as she raced outside to meet the other cookies that were already there, with Knight Cookie racing after her.
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Fire Spirit Cookie was looking through a flaming hot crystal ball to see just what the Cookie Kingdom was up to.
To his surprise, a festival! It was PERFECT for conquering!
He strapped up his gear, with the help of Devil Cookie, and off he was on a flame-resistant floating pad.
As he neared the Cookie Kingdom's festival, he noticed Princess Cookie stepping up to the pedestal to give a grand speech, perfect timing!
He lowered the floating pad, enough to where he was above Princess Cookie.
" Thank you everyone, for coming today to celebrate another victory with our gallant, selfless hero, Hero Cookie! "
As she said that, everyone began applauding, until they noticed Fire Spirit Cookie from above, and stopped, stepping away in fear.
" Hey, what's the matter? He deserves that applause! " Princess Cookie said, pouting.
" P-...Princess!!! Behind you! " A voice called out from the audience.
" Huh? "
Princess Cookie turned around, to meet with Fire Spirit's gaze.
" Boo. " Fire Spirit coo'd, deviously.
Princess Cookie stepped back in shock.
" What are you doing here, you big BULLY? " Princess Cookie yelled at him, crossing her arms.
Fire Spirit turned on his device, and smiled, as an unusual picture appeared on his screens, but something was wrong.
The speakers were busted from earlier.
" Just PASSING THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD, PRINCESS! " He yelled, but noticed that there there was something off.
" Wh...What? " He said, puzzled.
In the distance, you could hear Devil Cookie facepalming.
Everyone started roaring out in laughter, especially Princess Cookie, after seeing Jaden Smith Cookie's tweet plastered on all of those screens.
Fire Spirit flushed up in embarrassment, as he looked to those screens, and was shocked.
" W-Wait!!! NO!!!! THAT ISN'T HOW... " He trailed off, before looking at the roaring crowd.
He stepped back one time, then two times.
" Man, FUCK THIS! And FUCK all of you!! " He yelled, then floating back to Hellfire Valley, deeply embarrassed, while everyone partied.
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Fire Spirit cookie retired to his bed, sniffling and upset.
He would have his revenge.
Eventually.