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- "Golf Metal" (Working Title)
- Parody of "Fuel" by Metallica
- New lyrics by Emptyeye
- Gimme putts! Gimme drives! Gimme Eagles on Par 5s, OOH!
- Yeah!
- Turn on, the machine
- Object of the game, play golf clean,
- Hit the ball from tee to green.
- On the machine
- A hundred bucks earned with no sin
- If I, need to,
- Fuck it, man, I'll pay to win
- It ain't no sin.
- Ooh, and I play,
- Picking Robert Landolt
- Hits it far on my screen
- And looks like James
- Hetfield circa Reload
- So I'll get the 1CC
- So Gimme putts! Gimme drives! Gimme Eagles on Par 5s, OOH!
- Yeah!
- Turn on, pick Germany,
- On hole 1, I get Bogey
- Break my club upon my knee
- Yeah oh yeah,
- Cut the corner, hit it fast, ah
- Too short! Too low!
- It hits the water with a splash
- I hit way too fast
- Whoa, ho!
- Ooh, and I play,
- Picking Robert Landolt
- Hits it far on my screen
- And looks like James
- Hetfield circa Reload
- So I'll get the 1CC
- So Gimme putts! Gimme drives! Gimme Eagles on Par 5s, OOH, yea-hah!
- I pay to win!
- Ooh, gimme putts, gimme drives, on Par 5, ooh
- Ooh, and I play,
- Picking Robert Landolt
- Hits it far on my screen
- And looks like James
- Hetfield circa Reload
- So I'll get the 1CC
- Gimme putts! Gimme drives! Gimme Eagles on Par 5s, OOH!
- 1CC!
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