[falling into the netherworld]

IMOUTOCOCK: i was just about to meet my friends... no... i CAN'T LET THIS END!!!

[suddenly... numerical energy shines within her???]

PONYBOY: imoutocock!!! you absorbed my energy. lets combine together to defeat the ultimate threat

IMOUTOCOCK: YEAH!!!

[imoutocock and ponyboy combine to form the most ULTIMATE FORCE so far... the "emoticock"!!! ⛧I∇✴▫️▫️✴🍆]

PONYBOY: my numbers have been entrusted to you. together we form two "C"'s fused!!! or the "O"...

IMOUTOCOCK: this is true sissy power... "C C" get it

PONYBOY: ha ha.

IMOUTOBOY: alright... we're taking you on!!! [pointing at 'patron'] who the fuck are you and why did you ask me to work for you, ya freak!!! why have you been screwing up this tournament!

???? ????: i was an asthmatic boy, as a boy. i was not allwoed tyo go outside because of the air pollution. now im in CHINA bitch!!! and im going outside every day in rush hour downtown beijing weather. how u like THAT mom[coughing hacking]

In all seriousness... this body... it aches me. I am too old. I want a new body...

IMOUTOBOY: like being trans?

???? ????: [haha] No. Like the body of a machine... an even MORE foolish notion than transition! Tell me... what do you think the death machine is made of...?

IMOUTOBOY: hmmm. this sounds pretty metal

???? ????: Yes. Machines are made of metal. And where does metal come from...?

IMOUTOBOY: rock 'n' roll, baby!!!

???? ????: [lauging] Yes. You are very wise. Metal comes from minerals, from the earth... You see, there was no end of history. In the age of "rocks", was the age of "scissors" prophesied. A mysterious entity was taking us from "point A" to "point B" even back then! Refining the raw material for the pure MACHINE energy... it is this mechanism that my body shall become "AB"solute... I appreciated the "numbers" jokes in this contest, execrable "c"hild content aside... I too was a lover of numbers... High on crack cocaine (another type of rock) I plotted out the relation of each number to every single number and gave each one a cute name and a teacosy. Everyone thought it was EVIL MAGICK!!! They misunderstood... I just wanted a friend.

IMOUTOBOY: the relation of numbers to numbers...

???? ????: [laughing] Your "c"reator must know something about the relation of numbers to numbers... Say how is that just intonation tracker going?

"C"REATOR: lol, its going fine!!! leave ur black magic shiz out of this!!!!

???? ????: "lovelykeffie"... a worthy name. i feel the need to become an appropriate adversary. yes...

NICK LAND: To oppose your ally in this fight, I shall call myself... "splendidland".

LOVELYKEFFIE: Please don't call yourself splendidland lol

SPLENDIDLAND: After the tournament unfolds and I have eaten all life in the galaxy, and self-replicating "ROCK AND STEEL" prevaisl over the forest, "splendidland" shall unfold over the galaxy. There is no stopping "splendidland".

LOVELYKEFFIE: i have just got word from the fbi, they are recommending we stop this skit.

NICK LAND: ... fine. i shall defeat you even without my SPLENDID name [laughs]

IMOUTOBOY: what the [place where i live] is goin on!!!

NICK LAND: I may not have signed up for this tournament... I came from outside if you will... I have an unfinished score to settle... you see, I've been searching for a long time... that person who HUMILIATED me all these years ago...!!! There are 44.863 billion nanoangstroms of nervous fibre that pervades my aging, sclerotic body. Even after scouring history and every last root at the heart of consciousness, my search was in vain... "azure96_" didn't seem to return anything when searched.

LOVELYKEFFIE: who, kala? shes been here the entire time, she just has a different account

NICK LAND: WHA%T....!!!!!!!

LOVELYKEFFIE: you need to learn how to use the internet dude

NICK LAND: WHERE ARE THEY.... BRING THEM TO ME

LOVELYKEFFIE: she's uh... somewhere else!!! you're gonna have to defeat this enemy to find them (laughs)

NICK LAND: fine.

]]] "AB"'s identity finally revealed as "A BOOMER"?!?!?! will the kids of the cosy generation resist the appeal to fall bothways into oblivioN??? find out... soon. [[[