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[The Butcher: Chapter One - Feast of Demons]

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  1. [16:21] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude - In the Dark of the Night]
  2. [16:23] <!CYOA-sama> GAh....
  3. [16:24] <!CYOA-sama> You try your best not to gag as you wash the taste of semen out of your mouth with water from the gutter.
  4. [16:24] <!CYOA-sama> Mister Louland pays well but his dick taste like vinegar and cornchips.
  5. [16:25] <!CYOA-sama> Well whatever.
  6. [16:25] <!CYOA-sama> You have a whole 2 bits now.
  7. [16:25] <!CYOA-sama> You can get TWO loaves of bread tonight.
  8. [16:25] <!CYOA-sama> Hehe~
  9. [16:25] <!CYOA-sama> You look at your reflection in a puddle.
  10. [16:26] <!CYOA-sama> Your bangs hang messily in front of your big blue eyes.
  11. [16:26] <!CYOA-sama> You can't help but sigh and wish you were one of those big breasted powerful succubi.
  12. [16:26] <!CYOA-sama> Well.... it's not too bad.
  13. [16:27] <!CYOA-sama> There's no crime to speak of in this city so it's not dangerous at least.
  14. [16:27] <!CYOA-sama> Not to mention maybe one day some cute mage will decide to sweep you off your feet.
  15. [16:27] <!CYOA-sama> Pffffffft.
  16. [16:28] <!CYOA-sama> Yeah... like any mage would be intrested in a low tier sex demon.
  17. [16:28] <!CYOA-sama> Still it's nice to drea- Oooooooooooo~
  18. [16:28] <!CYOA-sama> The Cake shop is closing.
  19. [16:28] <!CYOA-sama> That means they'll sell all the leftovers really cheap!
  20. [16:28] <!CYOA-sama> You scurry up to the front door and tap on the glass.
  21. [16:29] <!CYOA-sama> The heavy set Scylla lady that runs the shop smiles when she sees you.
  22. [16:29] <!CYOA-sama> "Hi there, Hoe.~" she says as she opens the door.
  23. [16:29] <!CYOA-sama> "Hi ma'am~"
  24. [16:29] <!CYOA-sama> You put on your best smile hoping for goodies.
  25. [16:29] <!CYOA-sama> "Are you hungry dear?"
  26. [16:30] <!CYOA-sama> You try not to drool as you nod.
  27. [16:30] <!CYOA-sama> She hands you a big sack of unsold cakes.
  28. [16:30] <!CYOA-sama> "A-ah... I only have two bits..."
  29. [16:30] <!CYOA-sama> "That's fine darlin you go ahead and eat up."
  30. [16:31] <!CYOA-sama> You grab the bag tightly and try to stop from crying as you thank the lady with all your might.
  31. [16:31] <!CYOA-sama> You scurry into an alley with your cakes and find a box to eat on.
  32. [16:31] <!CYOA-sama> Hehe~
  33. [16:32] <!CYOA-sama> As you find a big box and flip it over you hear a yelp from inside.
  34. [16:32] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah!"
  35. [16:32] <!CYOA-sama> "H-hey!" The small blonde girl says as she peeks out from under the box.
  36. [16:33] <!CYOA-sama> "Sorry! I thought it was empty. Hehe~"
  37. [16:33] <!CYOA-sama> The girl seems too busy staring at your bag to be angry.
  38. [16:33] <!CYOA-sama> Hehehe~
  39. [16:33] <!CYOA-sama> "Let's share!" You sing out.
  40. [16:34] <!CYOA-sama> The girl excitedly sits down on the other side of your box-table.
  41. [16:34] <!CYOA-sama> Guess she can't talk.
  42. [16:34] <!CYOA-sama> Well it's not unheard of.
  43. [16:34] <!CYOA-sama> Lots of the homeless girls in this city don't talk much for some reason.
  44. [16:35] <!CYOA-sama> At least this time it looks like you've made a friend that doesn't mind the fact your a succubi.
  45. [16:35] <!CYOA-sama> She's really tearing into the cakes.
  46. [16:35] <!CYOA-sama> Not that you aren't putting your fair share away too.
  47. [16:37] <!CYOA-sama> After finishing you meal both of you give a contented sigh.
  48. [16:38] <!CYOA-sama> Your new friend quickly stands.
  49. [16:38] <!CYOA-sama> "Thank you very much." She says with a bow.
  50. [16:38] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah! Don't mention it." You reply.
  51. [16:39] <!CYOA-sama> Guess she's just not the type to talk with her mouth full.
  52. [16:39] <!CYOA-sama> Manner are a lot more shocking than anything else about her.
  53. [16:39] <!CYOA-sama> Kind of refreshing thouggh.
  54. [16:40] <!CYOA-sama> "Is there any way I can repay you for the meal?"
  55. [16:40] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah... no that's ok-"
  56. [16:40] <!CYOA-sama> "OH! I know!"
  57. [16:40] <!CYOA-sama> She interrupts.
  58. [16:40] <!CYOA-sama> "How about a song?"
  59. [16:41] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh? A song?"
  60. [16:41] <!CYOA-sama> The small girl pulls out a small stick like a conductor would use to lead an orchestra.
  61. [16:41] <!CYOA-sama> You feel a sudden wave of mana as the homeless girls attire changes to that of a french maid.
  62. [16:42] <!CYOA-sama> Something trips in your head that tells you to run.
  63. [16:42] <!CYOA-sama> Something deep and primal.
  64. [16:42] <!CYOA-sama> You stand and bolt out of the alley.
  65. [16:42] <!CYOA-sama> Green glitter leaks from the tip of her wand as the maid begins to wave it.
  66. [16:42] <!CYOA-sama> Music fills the entire city.
  67. [16:43] <!CYOA-sama> You can feel a huge mana.... it's washing over the entire city.
  68. [16:43] <!CYOA-sama> From that girl?
  69. [16:43] <!CYOA-sama> Why?
  70. [16:43] <!CYOA-sama> What did you do to her?
  71. [16:43] <!CYOA-sama> What's more this feeling.... necromancy?
  72. [16:43] <!CYOA-sama> Green skulls erupt from the ground around you.
  73. [16:43] <!CYOA-sama> "Kya~" You shout as you roll away.
  74. [16:44] <!CYOA-sama> The skulls begin to float in time with the music and sing.
  75. [16:44] <!CYOA-sama> S-so many....
  76. [16:44] <!CYOA-sama> The entire sky is filled with her glowing green spirits.
  77. [16:44] <!CYOA-sama> Can one person really control magic like this?
  78. [16:44] <!CYOA-sama> And what's the point of the music!
  79. [16:45] <!CYOA-sama> Is she just messing with you?
  80. [16:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Try and find her to stop the magic at it's source.
  81. [16:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Run to the Templar's and ask for protection.
  82. [16:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Run to the Academy and seek help from the mages.
  83. [16:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Try to flee the city.
  84. [16:46] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  85. [16:46] <Sleet> Oh boy. [x] Academy.
  86. [16:46] <HyakkoF> [x] Source
  87. [16:46] <@CEB|Archivist> [X] Academy
  88. [16:47] <@CEB|Archivist> I AM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW
  89. [16:47] <HyakkoF> I think it sounds pretty neat.
  90. [16:49] <Sleet> I just think it's dripping with foreboding.
  91. [16:51] <HyakkoF> It probably is, but I'm the type that is always looking for potential, and if she isn't doing this for a bad thing, she could be a powerful ally for Hoe.
  92. [16:51] <!CYOA-sama> You flee full speed toward the acedemy ducking and rolling out of the way of the skulls as they crash toward you like canon balls.
  93. [16:52] <!CYOA-sama> The green vapor they release seems to rot anything it touches.
  94. [16:53] <!CYOA-sama> They're not terribly accurate so it's not hard to evade any one but they seem to be trying to control where you run to.
  95. [16:53] <!CYOA-sama> They're keeping you clear of the Academy.
  96. [16:53] <!CYOA-sama> Dang it!
  97. [16:53] <!CYOA-sama> You run head long through one of the skulls blocking your path.
  98. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> It burns....
  99. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> But it's just your shoulder.
  100. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> A little pain is better than dying.
  101. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> Damn it.
  102. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> Why is she even attacking you.
  103. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> You reach the gates of the Academy to see the skulls bunching up into a massive wall over the front gate.
  104. [16:55] <!CYOA-sama> You cover your mouth with your hand.
  105. [16:55] <!CYOA-sama> You've had sex 8 times today.... it might be enough.
  106. [16:55] <!CYOA-sama> [Sweet Sweet Cannon]
  107. [16:55] <!CYOA-sama> You blow a kiss.
  108. [16:56] <!CYOA-sama> A massive pink heart of pure mana speeds toward the wall like a missile.
  109. [16:56] <!CYOA-sama> It explodes with a sound like a bell ringing scattering the skulls in a flash of pink and green.
  110. [16:56] <!CYOA-sama> You dive through the gate.
  111. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> Damn.... that used almost all your Lust Energy.
  112. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> Why couldn't you have been born a Yuki-Onna or something!
  113. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> You run toward the main garden.
  114. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> W-where is everyone?
  115. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> There's nob-
  116. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> "Nobody here?"
  117. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> You turn with a freight to see the girl responsible for this crazy spell.
  118. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> You want to scream.
  119. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> To ask her why she's after you and who she is.
  120. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> But.... you can't even breathe.
  121. [16:59] <!CYOA-sama> Why is she so freightening.
  122. [16:59] <!CYOA-sama> You.... you've met archmages before but this feeling is something else.
  123. [16:59] <!CYOA-sama> "Wh...at ...are...y-you..?" You manage to force out.
  124. [16:59] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh? Me?"
  125. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> "I am me. And me is Yeula Vladamir Rasputin III. Loyal servant of the only son of the late Witchlord, the new and improved Witchlord Devon the Butcher."
  126. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> Ah... so that's why you're so afraid....
  127. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> She's.... a Witch.
  128. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> "That's right!"
  129. [17:02] <!CYOA-sama> "But don't worry my dear, I'm not here to make you into soup or turn you into a frog!"
  130. [17:02] <!CYOA-sama> She begins to wave her wand.
  131. [17:03] <!CYOA-sama> The skulls form up into a massive cylinder around the academy and begin to sing a horrible song, it would be quite catchy if you weren't so terrified.
  132. [17:04] <!CYOA-sama> "You probably don't even know why this is happening.... poor thing~" Yeula mocks as she grabs your face.
  133. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> "It's not even your fault... from the moment your were born you were destined to be hunted down and killed by us."
  134. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> "If you give me a little kiss I'll tell you why~"
  135. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> ....
  136. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Kiss her.
  137. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Spit on her and try to run.
  138. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  139. [17:06] <HyakkoF> Hm.
  140. [17:06] <@CEB|Archivist> [X] Kiss her
  141. [17:06] <@CEB|Archivist> >Succubus kiss
  142. [17:06] <HyakkoF> [x] Kiss
  143. [17:06] <@CEB|Archivist> SUCKBUTT POWERS, ACTIVATE
  144. [17:06] <Sleet> ^ ^.
  145. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> You grab her cheeks and deeply kiss her.
  146. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> You feel her power flooding into you as you drain her levels.
  147. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> You're blown away by a flash of light.
  148. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> You land on your feet and unfurl your wings.
  149. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> W-wings?
  150. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Haha~"
  151. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> You look up to her.... she's totally unfased...
  152. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Wow~ How many levels did you drain?"
  153. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> "You jumped straight from lesser to greater!"
  154. [17:09] <!CYOA-sama> "How scary~ Now you can actually fight back!~"
  155. [17:09] <!CYOA-sama> "I guess I have no choice but to tell you why we're after you."
  156. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> She... even after you drained energy equivalent to the lifeforce of a thousand men she's still not even sweating....
  157. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Listen to her explaination, you at least need to know why this is happening.
  158. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Attack all out from the start.
  159. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Try to escape.
  160. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  161. [17:11] <@CEB|Archivist> uhh.fuck....
  162. [17:11] <Sleet> Yeah.
  163. [17:11] <Sleet> Hm.
  164. [17:11] <@CEB|Archivist> [X] All out from the start
  165. [17:12] <Sleet> Really? I feel like listening is wiser, but maybe.
  166. [17:12] <@CEB|Archivist> I personally feel like if we're going to have any kind of shot, we need to hit her hard from the getgo
  167. [17:12] <@CEB|Archivist> that's my vote
  168. [17:12] <HyakkoF> [x] Listen.
  169. [17:12] <Sleet> Right, that one makes sense, but listening makes story-sense.
  170. [17:13] <HyakkoF> With a name like Rasputin, I don't think we could get her even if we tried.
  171. [17:13] <Sleet> [x] Listen. I can't imagine hotheadedness is the right option.
  172. [17:14] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll listen...."
  173. [17:14] <!CYOA-sama> "Alrighty~"
  174. [17:14] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll start by saying that you can't get away."
  175. [17:15] <!CYOA-sama> "I've trapped you in my Reality Marble, it may look like it but we're not even in the city anymore. Until sunrise the only people in this world are you and I"
  176. [17:16] <!CYOA-sama> You know it's true, as rediculous as it sounds, you don't sense a single man anywhere."
  177. [17:16] <!CYOA-sama> Like the whole world is empty.
  178. [17:17] <!CYOA-sama> "You also probably wanna know why I'm after you, right?"
  179. [17:17] <!CYOA-sama> You can do nothing but nod.
  180. [17:17] <!CYOA-sama> She makes a quick yanking motion with her hand as if pulling a rope.
  181. [17:17] <!CYOA-sama> You're arm jerks forward.
  182. [17:18] <!CYOA-sama> "This thing.... Master wants me to cut it."
  183. [17:18] <!CYOA-sama> You concentrate as hard as you can...
  184. [17:18] <!CYOA-sama> It looks like a red string around your pinky... no it's coming out of it.
  185. [17:19] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what...."
  186. [17:19] <!CYOA-sama> "It's the red string of fate. It binds you to a man named Karlos."
  187. [17:19] <!CYOA-sama> "....." You can't help but feel like the name is familiar somehow.
  188. [17:20] <!CYOA-sama> "And see, the little master wnats to make Karlos be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL alone. Since Karlos spoiled his fun by figuring out his special trick."
  189. [17:20] <!CYOA-sama> "...."
  190. [17:21] <!CYOA-sama> You pull your arm back and form it into a fist.
  191. [17:21] <!CYOA-sama> "So see, if you let me cut this thingy I'll let you go."
  192. [17:21] <!CYOA-sama> "Master could do it by force but I can't cut it unless the person is willing."
  193. [17:22] <!CYOA-sama> "So basically which is more important to you... your love, or your life? Hehehe~"
  194. [17:22] <!CYOA-sama> This... is crazy.
  195. [17:22] <!CYOA-sama> This whole night is crazy.
  196. [17:23] <!CYOA-sama> But even so.... something about knowing there's a guy you're destined to be with eventually.
  197. [17:23] <!CYOA-sama> It's kind of nice...
  198. [17:24] <!CYOA-sama> But.... there's no way you can beat this girl.
  199. [17:24] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Let her cut your string.
  200. [17:25] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] HELL NO, FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR YOUR HUSBANDO YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MET PREVIOUSLY!
  201. [17:25] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Try really hard to get away and hope the Reality Marble thing was a bluff.
  202. [17:25] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  203. [17:25] <@CEB|Archivist> [X] HELL NO, FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR YOUR HUSBANDO YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MET PREVIOUSLY! (Is this even a goddamn choice?)
  204. [17:26] <!CYOA-sama> (It is for people who don't want to see a girl they never had the decentcy to vote for die for a love that they may never even vote to give her)
  205. [17:26] <Sleet> This IS an attempt to kill her off.
  206. [17:26] <HyakkoF> Whelp.
  207. [17:26] <HyakkoF> [x] Fight
  208. [17:26] <Sleet> I'd rather see her survive than be a sacrificial waifu, so [x] let her.
  209. [17:27] <Sleet> Ah well.
  210. [17:27] <!CYOA-sama> Four Boris Geobro|busy Lolirora Taco_Hell
  211. [17:27] <!CYOA-sama> Four Boris Geobro|busy Lolirora Taco_Hell
  212. [17:27] <!CYOA-sama> Four Boris Geobro|busy Lolirora Taco_Hell
  213. [17:27] <!CYOA-sama> Four Boris Geobro|busy Lolirora Taco_Hell
  214. [17:27] <!CYOA-sama> Four Boris Geobro|busy Lolirora Taco_Hell
  215. [17:28] <Sleet> (Y'all could probably take that as a cue that fighting is gonna kill her.)
  216. [17:29] <!CYOA-sama> (No, this is just gonna be the last vote for this section)
  217. [17:35] <Lolirora> [x] Fight
  218. [17:36] <!CYOA-sama> "I guess...."
  219. [17:36] <!CYOA-sama> "Good girl!" Yeula shouts.
  220. [17:36] <!CYOA-sama> "I guess... I'm not smart enough to run when you're talking about stuff like love."
  221. [17:36] <!CYOA-sama> You unfurl your wings and channel as much power into yourself as you can.
  222. [17:37] <!CYOA-sama> "You're not the only one who gains special powers at night, Rasputin."
  223. [17:38] <!CYOA-sama> You use Biomancy to reinforce your skin and rearrange your musculature.
  224. [17:38] <!CYOA-sama> "Baka..." Yeula says as dozen of her skulls come crashing toward you.
  225. [17:38] <!CYOA-sama> They impact you and you feel your skin starting to corrode.
  226. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> Until you paralyze the aging process in your body.
  227. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> "Heh... hehe... I thought so."
  228. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> "Eeeeeeeeeeh?" She says as it becomes apparent you're not dying.
  229. [17:40] <!CYOA-sama> "You're magic works by aging things it hits.... that's why it even messes up nonliving stuff, unlike normal necromancy."
  230. [17:40] <!CYOA-sama> "So what, everybody ages stupiiiiiiiiid!"
  231. [17:40] <!CYOA-sama> More skulls rain down on your.
  232. [17:40] <!CYOA-sama> They have no effect anymore however.
  233. [17:41] <!CYOA-sama> "You're right.... halting my aging is a one time thing.... I'll never have the big boobs I hoped for."
  234. [17:41] <!CYOA-sama> "But with this you can't hurt me!"
  235. [17:41] <!CYOA-sama> ".... baka...."
  236. [17:42] <!CYOA-sama> You dive toward her "WILL YOU PICK A LANGUAGE AND STICK TO IT YOU FRIKKIN WEEABOO!"
  237. [17:42] <!CYOA-sama> CRUNCH
  238. [17:42] <!CYOA-sama> One of her skulls bites into your shoulder crushing your collar bone.
  239. [17:42] <!CYOA-sama> "E-....eh?....."
  240. [17:43] <!CYOA-sama> Your wings are crushed at the root and chunks of your arms and legs are torn off as more skulls bite into you.
  241. [17:43] <!CYOA-sama> "K..."
  242. [17:43] <!CYOA-sama> KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~" you scream as they bite into you.
  243. [17:43] <!CYOA-sama> It hurts.
  244. [17:43] <!CYOA-sama> It hurts.
  245. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> "You shouldn't assume witches are one trick ponies like you useless monstersluts."
  246. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> You're gonna die....
  247. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> You're gonna be eaten alive.
  248. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> It's so painful.
  249. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> Why doesn't she just kill you.
  250. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> Please.... make it stop....
  251. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> You hear her lauging as you lose feeling in your limbs.
  252. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> Maybe it's shock....
  253. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> Or maybe they're not even there anymore...
  254. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> Why.....
  255. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> You... you just wanted to share your food...
  256. [17:46] <!CYOA-sama> [Daggers of Devaroth]
  257. [17:46] <!CYOA-sama> Like a million golden razors they rain down.
  258. [17:46] <!CYOA-sama> Each skull destroyed in an instant by a spell from an unknown force.
  259. [17:47] == Brotius [[email protected]] has joined #funksteadydnd
  260. [17:47] <!CYOA-sama> You try to look up, straining what's left of your neck muscles.
  261. [17:47] <!CYOA-sama> A girl..... with short blonde hair stand in front of you.
  262. [17:47] <!CYOA-sama> Around her are golden daggers piercing the ground.
  263. [17:48] <!CYOA-sama> You glace around and they must stretch over the entire city....
  264. [17:48] <!CYOA-sama> Did she destroy all the skulls at once?
  265. [17:48] <!CYOA-sama> Her outfit is gaudy.
  266. [17:49] <!CYOA-sama> A gold miniskirt and tubetop made of some kind of shiny material and a cap and brimmed hat, also shiny and gold.
  267. [17:49] <!CYOA-sama> Hehe.... she looks kind of like an angel.
  268. [17:49] <!CYOA-sama> You can just barely make out the conversation.
  269. [17:49] <!CYOA-sama> "Y-you.... the master is furious with you for running away!"
  270. [17:50] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah, so? He's a cunt who cares what he thinks."
  271. [17:50] <!CYOA-sama> "YOU ARROGANT LITTLE-"
  272. [17:50] <!CYOA-sama> "Oh shut up and fight."
  273. [17:50] <!CYOA-sama> ".... No."
  274. [17:51] <!CYOA-sama> The girl in gold begins doing the funky chicken and making clucking noises.
  275. [17:51] <!CYOA-sama> "S-stop making fun of me!" Yeula replys sounding strangely moe.
  276. [17:51] <!CYOA-sama> "BAWK BAWK MOTHER FUCKER!" the girl in gold replies.
  277. [17:51] <!CYOA-sama> ..... How silly.
  278. [17:52] <!CYOA-sama> You pass out from the loss of blood.
  279. [17:52] <!CYOA-sama> You awaken as sunlight hits your face.
  280. [17:53] <!CYOA-sama> You immediately try to look over you injuries and whince at the pain.
  281. [17:53] <!CYOA-sama> You wounds are gone but your limbs are still sore.
  282. [17:53] <!CYOA-sama> This is an after effect of healing magic.
  283. [17:53] <!CYOA-sama> The girl in gold must have been a mage.
  284. [17:54] <!CYOA-sama> And she uses magic forbidden by the Templars so she must be a really strong one too.
  285. [17:54] <!CYOA-sama> You feel around as you get adjusted to the light.
  286. [17:54] <!CYOA-sama> You're in the alley where you met that girl.
  287. [17:54] <!CYOA-sama> Eh?
  288. [17:55] <!CYOA-sama> You find a note and a knife. laying next to you.
  289. [17:55] <!CYOA-sama> The note reads:
  290. [17:58] <!CYOA-sama> "Dear succubus chick, the knife you got there can cut the string. If you don't want them coming after you again either give up on Karlos or go to his tower, there's a map on the back of this... uh... it's the paper thingy with writing on it... this thing, you know? What's the word..... Anyway, either go to Karlos and tell him the situation or cut the string, it's your call, but Devon
  291. [17:58] <!CYOA-sama> won't give up on making Karlos miserable."
  292. [17:58] <!CYOA-sama> "Signed: The beautiful and mysterious ally of love and justive, GoldWing"
  293. [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> "P.S. NOTE! That's the word. Anyway, good luck."
  294. [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> What... an incredibly strange girl.
  295. [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> But... she's write.
  296. [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> You can tell from your wings that what happened last night was real.
  297. [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> They'll come back...
  298. [17:59] <!CYOA-sama> You really only have two choices.
  299. [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> No.
  300. [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> You only have one.
  301. [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> You stand up ignoring the pain in your legs and hurry toward the compound marked on the map.
  302. [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> Time to meet your destined lover!~
  303. [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> N-not that that's what's important or anything...
  304. [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> BUT STILL!
  305. [18:00] <!CYOA-sama> <3 ~
  306. [18:01] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude Out]
  307.  
  308.  
  309. [00:41] <CYOA-sama> [Interlude - Bloody Bandages]
  310. [00:43] <CYOA-sama> You arrive at your favorite vending machine.
  311. [00:43] <CYOA-sama> Being a mummy is such a pain...
  312. [00:44] <CYOA-sama> You have to spend an hour wrapping yourself just to walk down the street for apple juice.
  313. [00:44] <CYOA-sama> Whatever...
  314. [00:44] <CYOA-sama> You slurp the juice through the tiny as fuck headache inducing straw.
  315. [00:45] <CYOA-sama> You hate everything.
  316. [00:45] <CYOA-sama> The universe is a faggot.
  317. [00:45] <CYOA-sama> Except Karlos... he's kind of okay....
  318. [00:45] <CYOA-sama> And papa.
  319. [00:45] <CYOA-sama> Though he can be a jive turkey sometimes too.
  320. [00:45] <CYOA-sama> You should start saying jive turkey more.
  321. [00:45] <CYOA-sama> It's groovy.
  322. [00:46] <CYOA-sama> You should start saying groovy more too.
  323. [00:46] <CYOA-sama> Maybe you're vulnerable to quickly changing your character.
  324. [00:46] <CYOA-sama> When you think about it you didn't used to be deadpan did you?
  325. [00:46] <CYOA-sama> Man it's boring walking alone at night.
  326. [00:47] <CYOA-sama> Why aren't you ever the main character in a slasher flick or something?
  327. [00:47] <CYOA-sama> You're brown though so you'd probably die first.
  328. [00:47] <CYOA-sama> Fucking racist jive turkey serial killers.
  329. [00:48] <CYOA-sama> "Attention Nigger Mummy-chan! We interrupt your stimulating monotone inner monologue for your horrible horrible death!~ <3"
  330. [00:48] <CYOA-sama> You turn to see a maid wearing spats and holding a chainsaw.
  331. [00:49] <CYOA-sama> Well dayum....
  332. [00:49] <CYOA-sama> You should have complained about not being in a threesome porno with KArlos and that one hot guy from Monmusu Rangers.
  333. [00:50] <CYOA-sama> Dang.... Monmusu Rangers starts in 10 minutes... you're gonna miss the OP.
  334. [00:50] <CYOA-sama> It's such a funky OP too....
  335. [00:50] <CYOA-sama> "HEY! I'm gonna kill you now, kay?~" The maid says.
  336. [00:51] <CYOA-sama> Ah...
  337. [00:51] <CYOA-sama> She's kind of cute.... sort of tomboyish.
  338. [00:51] <CYOA-sama> Oh. She's coming at you with the chainsaw.
  339. [00:52] <CYOA-sama> Wow she's serious huh? Dang... you really are gonna miss the OP.
  340. [00:52] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Dodge
  341. [00:52] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Punch her in the face.
  342. [00:52] <CYOA-sama> [ ] German Suplex
  343. [00:52] <CYOA-sama> Choose.
  344. [00:52] <ANTS> (you mean a groovy, OP)
  345. [00:52] <CYOA-sama> (No... it's funky.)
  346. [00:53] <CEB|StillArchiving> [X] German Suplex
  347. [00:53] <ANTS> anyway, lives are at stake here, so I'm not voting a single god damn time
  348. [00:53] <HyakkoF> Then you may be dooming her to die.
  349. [00:54] <HyakkoF> [x] Dodge
  350. [00:54] <Brutus> [X] Dodge
  351. [00:54] <Sleet> [x]German suplex. Funkmummy's badass enough to pull it off.
  352. [00:54] <Brotius|DorfFort> [x] If you can dodge a chainsaw, you can dodge a ball
  353. [00:54] <CYOA-sama> ANTS Brotius|DorfFort Brutus CEB|StillArchiving HyakkoF Sleet Taco_Hell thewizardninja
  354. [00:54] <CEB|StillArchiving> ALREADY VOTED
  355. [00:55] <CEB|StillArchiving> Also
  356. [00:55] <CEB|StillArchiving> if you want reasoning behind me voting for Suplex, fellow voters
  357. [00:55] <ANTS> she is a wrestling buff
  358. [00:55] <CEB|StillArchiving> It's because her goddamn dad is a prowrestler, surely she'd have dabbled at some point. Plus, German Suplexes are fuckawesome
  359. [00:55] <CEB|StillArchiving> Also
  360. [00:55] <Taco_Hell> [x] If you can dodge a car, you can dodge a ball
  361. [00:55] <CEB|StillArchiving> Ants
  362. [00:55] <CEB|StillArchiving> Don't be a pussy
  363. [00:55] <CEB|StillArchiving> Vote
  364. [00:55] <ANTS> [X] Suplex
  365. [00:56] <ANTS> IS THAT MANLY ENOUGH FOR YOU
  366. [00:56] <CEB|StillArchiving> YES
  367. [01:05] <Lolirora|BreakintheRurus> Supreexu
  368. [01:05] <CYOA-sama> That's a tie.
  369. [01:06] <Brutus> So it would seem
  370. [01:06] <CYOA-sama> You duck around her and sinch your hands around her waist.
  371. [01:06] <CYOA-sama> "Clench your teeth so you don't bite your tongue.
  372. [01:06] == InvisiBro [[email protected]] has joined #funksteadydnd
  373. [01:07] <CYOA-sama> You state flatly into the maids ear as you lift her overhead and drive her into the pavement.
  374. [01:08] <CYOA-sama> You stand up and dust yourself off having delivered a textbook German suplex to a chainsaw wielding maid.
  375. [01:08] <CYOA-sama> Typical Friday.
  376. [01:09] <CYOA-sama> You turn back toward your house.
  377. [01:10] <CYOA-sama> If you ran you could still catch the OP to Monmusu Rangers.
  378. [01:10] <CYOA-sama> But fuck running.
  379. [01:10] <CYOA-sama> That's what Tivo is for.
  380. [23:10] <CYOA-sama> "Hehe~" You hear from behind.
  381. [23:10] <CYOA-sama> You turn to see Chainsaw Meido-chan standing up in a creepy way.
  382. [23:11] <CYOA-sama> "Master was wrong... he said you'd be the weakest and I could take you out without even using magic..."
  383. [23:11] <CYOA-sama> "I'm glad he was wrong though it's more fun to use my magic~ <3"
  384. [23:12] <CYOA-sama> The crazy Yandere tomboy chainsaw meido becomes a crazy Yandere tomboy meido as she tosses her chainsaw aside.
  385. [23:12] <CYOA-sama> Oh boy.... this will be funny.
  386. [23:13] <CYOA-sama> She builds up magic in her arm causing it to bloat and swell to 50 times it's normal size as the skin shreds and bone spurs protrude from it.
  387. [23:13] <CYOA-sama> Her arm is more like a giant bloody meat club than a funtional limb.
  388. [23:14] <CYOA-sama> That's some David Copperfield shit...
  389. [23:14] <CYOA-sama> You don't know what that means but it sounded groovy.
  390. [23:14] <CYOA-sama> She swings her massive meatclubarm at you.
  391. [23:14] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Tank it
  392. [23:15] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Tank it
  393. [23:15] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Tank it
  394. [23:15] <CYOA-sama> Choose
  395. [23:15] <Brutus> [X] Tank it
  396. [23:15] <Brotius|DorfFort> [x] Tank it
  397. [23:15] <Lolirora|BreakintheRurus> I see what you did there.
  398. [23:15] <Lolirora|BreakintheRurus> I laughed.
  399. [23:15] <InvisiBro> welp
  400. [23:16] <InvisiBro> I wonder what I should choose
  401. [23:16] <Sleet> [x] Tank her profusely.
  402. [23:16] <Lolirora|BreakintheRurus> [x] Tank her gently like a taiwanese hooker
  403. [23:16] <InvisiBro> [x] Ti kant
  404. [23:16] <CEB|FFFFFFFFFFFF> [X] Tank it because I wanna vote
  405. [23:16] == CEB|FFFFFFFFFFFF has changed nick to CEB|ArchivingStill
  406. [23:17] <ANTS> I reserve my right to not choose
  407. [23:17] <CYOA-sama> You hold out your right hand while nonchalantly sipping apple juice with your left.
  408. [23:17] <CYOA-sama> Her meat club hit's your hand and the runes on your bandages flash for an instant as her meatclubarm pops like a waterballoon returning to normal.
  409. [23:17] <CYOA-sama> "Eh......?" She says with an awkward smile.
  410. [23:18] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Explain it to her.
  411. [23:18] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.
  412. [23:18] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Ask her if she likes Monmusu Rangers.
  413. [23:18] <Lolirora|BreakintheRurus> [x] Swaggity squeeze
  414. [23:18] <CYOA-sama> Choose
  415. [23:19] <InvisiBro> [x] Ask her if she likes Monmusu Rangers.
  416. [23:19] <CEB|ArchivingStill> Moonwalking is swagmatical, but....
  417. [23:19] <Sleet> [x] Right about now, the funk soul mummy should punch her out now.
  418. [23:19] <CEB|ArchivingStill> hmm.....
  419. [23:19] <ANTS> [X] DO YOU ENJOY GRAND DELUSIONS
  420. [23:19] * CEB|ArchivingStill brofists Sleet for his awesome reference
  421. [23:19] <HyakkoF> [x] Ask if she likes Monmusu Rangers
  422. [23:19] <ANTS> (that's some monmusu rangers)
  423. [23:19] <CYOA-sama> Stop adlibbing.
  424. [23:19] <CEB|ArchivingStill> hmm....
  425. [23:19] <CEB|ArchivingStill> [X] Ask her if she likes Monmusu Rangers
  426. [23:20] <Brutus> [X] Ask her if she likes Monmusu Rangers.
  427. [23:20] <Sleet> Fine. [x]Moonwalk away (to watch Monmusu Rangers)
  428. [23:20] <CEB|ArchivingStill> I was gonna adlib, but then i got high ;_;
  429. [23:21] <CYOA-sama> "So.... do you like Monmusu Rangers?" You ask the crazy yandere chainsaw biomancer tomboy meido as you stand covered in her blood sipping apple juice.
  430. [23:21] <CYOA-sama> "Eh? Yeah.... but I'm supposed to cut your red string of fate and stuff...."
  431. [23:21] <CYOA-sama> "Which one is your favorite?"
  432. [23:22] <CYOA-sama> "Eh?... didn't you hear... nevermind. I like the pink one."
  433. [23:22] <CYOA-sama> "Nigga you crazy, pink is a ho."
  434. [23:22] <CYOA-sama> "I know~ <3"
  435. [23:22] <CYOA-sama> "Tch" you click you tongue at her bad taste in characters.
  436. [23:22] <CYOA-sama> Your opinion is much batter than hers.
  437. [23:23] <CYOA-sama> You decide to drop the subject and walk home.
  438. [23:23] <CYOA-sama> "[FLeSH WuRKZ]" You hear as you turn.
  439. [23:24] <CYOA-sama> You turn back and the entire landscape for as far as the eye can see is replaced with a field of bloody bodyparts.
  440. [23:24] <CYOA-sama> "Ah...."
  441. [23:24] <CYOA-sama> So she's one of them turkeys... like KArlos.
  442. [23:24] <CYOA-sama> That fucking A....
  443. [23:25] <CYOA-sama> "Even if you and I do like the same anime.... I still ahve to cut your thread or kill you."
  444. [23:25] <CYOA-sama> .... huh?
  445. [23:25] <CYOA-sama> "What thread?"
  446. [23:25] <CYOA-sama> "WE'RE YOU TOTALLY IGNORING ANYTHING NOT RELATED TO MR?"
  447. [23:26] <CYOA-sama> ".... Yeah."
  448. [23:26] <CYOA-sama> "... KCH, I'LL KILL YOU FOR UNDERESTIMATING ME!"
  449. [23:26] <CYOA-sama> She snaps her fingers and something slithers out of the pile of meat in front of her.
  450. [23:27] <CYOA-sama> It's like... a little guy.... only bloody and round... with short little arms and legs... and a dispropotionally large penis with boney spikes.
  451. [23:27] <CYOA-sama> "..... Nigga what?"
  452. [23:27] <CYOA-sama> "Isn't he cute?~ I call them rapelings."
  453. [23:28] <CYOA-sama> "I can mass produce them infinitely in here. They're weak but they'll stick it in any warm hole."
  454. [23:28] <CYOA-sama> "Even eyesockets, nostrils, open wounds, stuff like that."
  455. [23:29] <CYOA-sama> "And they're alive~ Once I create them they're no longer a product of magic so your runes won't destroy them <3"
  456. [23:29] <CYOA-sama> "So basically... you're fucked~ <3"
  457. [23:29] <CYOA-sama> "Nice pun...." You commend her wordplay as you stare at the little dick monster.
  458. [23:29] <Lolirora|BreakintheRurus> [I worry about your sanity]
  459. [23:30] <CYOA-sama> "FUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" It shouts as it runs toward you.
  460. [23:30] <CYOA-sama> You kick it in the dick.
  461. [23:30] <CYOA-sama> It goes rolling backwards.
  462. [23:30] <InvisiBro> [pfffffffft]
  463. [23:30] <CYOA-sama> "KII!~"
  464. [23:30] <CYOA-sama> It runs at you again.
  465. [23:30] <CYOA-sama> You kick it again.
  466. [23:30] <CYOA-sama> This is more fun than it should be...
  467. [23:31] <CYOA-sama> "F-FINE! I'LL JUST MAKE MORE!"
  468. [23:31] <CYOA-sama> She snaps her fingers and hundreds of them spring from the meat around you.
  469. [23:31] <CYOA-sama> Ah....
  470. [23:31] <CYOA-sama> Well whatever.
  471. [23:31] <CYOA-sama> It's not like you can't handle this.
  472. [23:31] <CYOA-sama> Even if you can't dispel them she's still controlling them.
  473. [23:32] <CYOA-sama> So you can fuck with that.
  474. [23:32] <CYOA-sama> But.... it's kind of shitty to have to fight for real when your favorite show is on.
  475. [23:32] == Brutus [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
  476. [23:32] <CYOA-sama> Better than getting raped at least... probably.
  477. [23:33] <CYOA-sama> You really need to get around to losing your virginity...
  478. [23:33] <CYOA-sama> Well... whatever.
  479. [23:33] <CYOA-sama> The little dick monsters run at you.
  480. [23:33] <CYOA-sama> "
  481. [23:33] <CYOA-sama> "00110111000010011100100011110010100101010100010101010111010101010101" You state mechanically.
  482. [23:34] <CYOA-sama> The disruptive mana in your words severs her control and the dick monsters look around for a moment.
  483. [23:34] <CYOA-sama> ... then they start fucking each other to death.
  484. [23:34] <CYOA-sama> "Nigga that's whack."
  485. [23:35] <CYOA-sama> "Y-YOU'RE WHACK!"
  486. [23:35] <CYOA-sama> The meido seems upset.
  487. [23:35] <CYOA-sama> "So mad...."
  488. [23:35] <CYOA-sama> "SHUT UP!"
  489. [23:36] <CYOA-sama> She extends her hand and all the dead/raped/raping dick monsters form up into a big ball and start to make some kind of shape.
  490. [23:36] <CYOA-sama> "Hehe~ I call this one a Rape Daddy... the shape is always different, I wonder what you're will look like~"
  491. [23:36] <CYOA-sama> "You're... one of those huh?" You ask the meido.
  492. [23:36] <CYOA-sama> "E-eh? One of what?"
  493. [23:37] <CYOA-sama> "What are they called... fujoshi? Yeah... one of those chicks with weird fetishes from watching too much anime."
  494. [23:37] <CYOA-sama> ".... N-no....."
  495. [23:38] <CYOA-sama> "Yeah, that's what I thought."
  496. [23:38] <CYOA-sama> "SHUT UP! THIS IS MY WORLD AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"
  497. [23:39] <CYOA-sama> "Yeah... but somebody like you should never be allowed to decide the rules of a world. So...."
  498. [23:39] <CYOA-sama> "I think I'll take it...."
  499. [23:39] <CYOA-sama> You unwind your bandages as the Rape Daddy forms a shape like a Centaur with 6 dicks and a giant dick arm....
  500. [23:39] <CYOA-sama> She's seriously got problems....
  501. [23:39] <CYOA-sama> Well whatever.
  502. [23:40] <CYOA-sama> Your bandages hit the ground and you stand in nothing but your boxer briefs.
  503. [23:40] <CYOA-sama> That's why you never used this.... that and it's kind of a one time things.
  504. [23:40] <CYOA-sama> What better magic to jack than sorcery though?
  505. [23:41] <CYOA-sama> Ah... her rape daddy is finished.
  506. [23:41] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Break her control of it.
  507. [23:41] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Concentrate on stealing her magic.
  508. [23:41] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Run from the dick monster.
  509. [23:41] <CYOA-sama> [ ] Get raped to death.
  510. [23:41] <CYOA-sama> Choose
  511. [23:42] <ANTS> [X] Steal Magic
  512. [23:42] <InvisiBro> [x] Concentrate on stealing her magic.
  513. [23:42] <Sleet> [x] Concentrate on stealing her magic.
  514. [23:42] <ANTS> we don't want to get raped, or cause rape
  515. [23:42] <CEB|ArchivingStill> [X] Steal Magic
  516. [23:42] <ANTS> we need a MR buddy
  517. [23:43] <CYOA-sama> You begin uttering the sequence necessarry to steal her magic.
  518. [23:43] <CYOA-sama> You close your eyes.
  519. [23:43] <CYOA-sama> You don't stop even as you're cock slapped by a dick arm.
  520. [23:44] <CYOA-sama> You don't stop even as you feel a hoof crush your right ankle.
  521. [23:44] <CYOA-sama> You don't stop as you're lifted into the air by dozens of tentacle cocks.
  522. [23:44] <CYOA-sama> You don't stop as your breifs get pulled aside.
  523. [23:45] <CYOA-sama> And you finally finish as you feel the Rape Daddy moving you toward it's freaky horsecock.
  524. [23:45] <CYOA-sama> It stops.
  525. [23:45] <CYOA-sama> You quickly chant the sequence to seize control of it and have it drop you.
  526. [23:45] <CYOA-sama> That was close.
  527. [23:45] <CYOA-sama> Not like getting fucked for a couple seconds would ahve changed the result.
  528. [23:46] <CYOA-sama> Still probably would have pissed off any white knights watching though.
  529. [23:46] <CYOA-sama> Well whatever.
  530. [23:46] <CYOA-sama> "H-hey... what did you...."
  531. [23:46] <CYOA-sama> "I stole your magic."
  532. [23:46] <CYOA-sama> "W-WHAT? ALL OF IT?"
  533. [23:46] <CYOA-sama> "Yeah... I can only do it once though."
  534. [23:47] <CYOA-sama> "The bandages and formula jamming are like.... stuff Papa made me learn for protection."
  535. [23:47] <CYOA-sama> "My real magic lets me strip a person of the ability to channel mana and steal all their abilities."
  536. [23:48] <CYOA-sama> "Course I have to saturate myself with their mana so normally I would have to hold you down and rape you to use it, but this Reality Marble thingy is a big mass of mana already."
  537. [23:49] <CYOA-sama> "I secretly planned on using it on Karlos but.... well I kind of actually like him now so this works out."
  538. [23:49] <CYOA-sama> "As an nifty side effect I can also read your mind for about 24 hours until the mana adjust to my system and leaves yours entirely."
  539. [23:50] <InvisiBro> [brb]
  540. [23:50] <CYOA-sama> "So... me and Karlos are destined lovers huh? .... Groovy"
  541. [23:50] <CYOA-sama> "And I took out one of the bosses in the first episode."
  542. [23:50] <CYOA-sama> "I guess I do make a good MC after all."
  543. [23:51] <CYOA-sama> "Y-you... I'm useless now... the master will..."
  544. [23:51] <CYOA-sama> "Nothing."
  545. [23:51] <CYOA-sama> "Come on. I'll take you to Karlos and let him decide what to do with you."
  546. [23:51] <CYOA-sama> You collapse the Reality Marble.
  547. [23:52] <CYOA-sama> You'll have to spend a few hours learning all the spells from her memories tongiht.
  548. [23:52] <CYOA-sama> Good thing you set the Tivo...
  549. [23:52] <CYOA-sama> You tie her up with your bandages in case she tries anything with her risidual mana.
  550. [23:52] <CYOA-sama> Ah... that's right.
  551. [23:53] <CYOA-sama> "I never introduced myself."
  552. [23:53] <CYOA-sama> "I'm Isis Cleopatras."
  553. [23:54] <CYOA-sama> "Ah!.... That explains it....I'm Nadia Aleister Faust... though now that name means nothing."
  554. [23:54] <CYOA-sama> "Well, if you feel any better you can start over from scratch."
  555. [23:54] <CYOA-sama> "Hey... why don't you just kill me off?"
  556. [23:55] <CYOA-sama> "Nigga don't ask dumb questions, we both like the same anime."
  557. [23:55] <CYOA-sama> "We're like... soul sistahs."
  558. [23:55] <CYOA-sama> "I can't leave a sistah hangin."
  559. [23:55] <CYOA-sama> ".... hehe... you're crazy."
  560. [23:56] <CYOA-sama> "Hey I'm not the one you summoned dick monsters."
  561. [23:56] <CYOA-sama> The two of you continue your exchange of banter as you slowly drag her to Karlos' tower.
  562. [23:57] <CYOA-sama> .... Red string of fate, huh?
  563. [23:57] <CYOA-sama> Not bad.
  564. [23:57] <CYOA-sama> In fact.... it's pretty groovy.
  565. [23:57] <CYOA-sama> [Interlude Out]
  566.  
  567.  
  568. [14:45] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude - Nightmares]
  569. [14:46] <!CYOA-sama> "Tch...."
  570. [14:46] <!CYOA-sama> You draw again.
  571. [14:46] <!CYOA-sama> That's the 14th game in a row.
  572. [14:46] <!CYOA-sama> Every single time one of you steps up you sink every shot without missing.
  573. [14:47] <!CYOA-sama> You're already up to best of 15...
  574. [14:47] <!CYOA-sama> Fucking dragon bitch.
  575. [14:47] <!CYOA-sama> Moving in on Karlos like that.
  576. [14:47] <!CYOA-sama> Shit you haven't even really had sex with him yet and he's still expanding his harem.
  577. [14:47] <!CYOA-sama> Dick....
  578. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Nyahahaha~ My turn again."
  579. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Why the hell do you laugh like that?"
  580. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Are you a cat or a dragon?"
  581. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> "You'd be amazed how similar our build is to catgirls~"
  582. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> -crack-
  583. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> Of course....
  584. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> Another perfect shot.
  585. [14:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Nyahahahaha~"
  586. [14:49] <!CYOA-sama> You step up and line up the shot.
  587. [14:50] <!CYOA-sama> "Hey..."
  588. [14:50] <!CYOA-sama> You respond to the dragon skanks words.
  589. [14:50] <!CYOA-sama> As you look up at her you feel a chill of hostile mana.
  590. [14:51] <!CYOA-sama> From the look on her face Kookie felt it too... meaning it was directed at both of you.
  591. [14:51] <!CYOA-sama> Well it's not unexpected.
  592. [14:51] <!CYOA-sama> Now that Karlos is a sorcerer people will target his loved ones to get information about his magic.
  593. [14:51] <!CYOA-sama> But whoever they are they don't know who they're fucking with.
  594. [14:52] <!CYOA-sama> You slither out of the bar without a word.
  595. [14:52] <!CYOA-sama> Kookie follows you.
  596. [14:52] <!CYOA-sama> It's better not to involve Karlos' mother in this, as long as they don't know about their connection.
  597. [14:52] <!CYOA-sama> You don't sense any mana from her, it's a safe bet she's not a mage.
  598. [14:53] <!CYOA-sama> As you follow the mana output back to it's source it seems to be leading you to the city square.
  599. [14:54] <!CYOA-sama> As the two of you arrive at the center... sure enough you see the source of the mana.
  600. [14:54] <!CYOA-sama> A large breasted blonde beauty in a maid costume sitting atop the templar headquarters.
  601. [14:54] <!CYOA-sama> "An Opilia Field..." you state plainly.
  602. [14:54] <!CYOA-sama> Kookie tilts her head.
  603. [14:54] <!CYOA-sama> Moron...
  604. [14:55] <!CYOA-sama> "It's a magic that prevents other living creatures from approaching the area.
  605. [14:55] <!CYOA-sama> More commonly called [Repulsion]"
  606. [14:55] <!CYOA-sama> You puff out your chest with pride.
  607. [14:55] <!CYOA-sama> "Magic nerd...." Kookie responds.
  608. [14:55] <!CYOA-sama> "KCh!"
  609. [14:56] <!CYOA-sama> You'd kill her if you didn't have bigger problems.
  610. [14:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Kuhuhuhu~ So I got two hits at once."
  611. [14:56] <!CYOA-sama> "How unlucky~" The maid says sarcastically.
  612. [14:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Let's get this over with..." You say as you reach into your pouch.
  613. [14:57] <!CYOA-sama> -VWOOM-
  614. [14:58] <!CYOA-sama> Like an ocean falling from the sky you're washed over with a huge wave of mana.
  615. [14:58] <!CYOA-sama> "A Reality Marble...." You state.
  616. [14:58] <!CYOA-sama> Kookie's lack of reaction makes you want to punch her.
  617. [14:59] <!CYOA-sama> "Welcome to 'Hell of Earth' ladies~"
  618. [14:59] <!CYOA-sama> With a sudden thud Kookie stumbles back onto her butt.
  619. [15:00] <!CYOA-sama> "Wha-" you start to ask what happened only to see a shadowy mass forming in front of her.
  620. [15:00] <!CYOA-sama> You can't see whatever it is but it's moving toward her.
  621. [15:00] <!CYOA-sama> Apparently the mass of shadows has some real appearance to her as she stares at it in sheer terror.
  622. [15:01] <!CYOA-sama> "What sort of spell is this?" You calmly ask the maid as Kookie lets out a scream as the shadow seems to wash over her.
  623. [15:02] <!CYOA-sama> You should probably not even bother.... but Karlos will be upset if you don't save her... probably.
  624. [15:02] <!CYOA-sama> It's most likely some kind of fear magic.
  625. [15:02] <!CYOA-sama> A shadow natured illusion spell in the form of a reality marble.
  626. [15:02] <!CYOA-sama> "WOW!~"
  627. [15:02] <!CYOA-sama> You look up at the maid.
  628.  
  629. [15:03] <!CYOA-sama> She's reading your thoughts...
  630. [15:03] <!CYOA-sama> "Yep! Sure am."
  631. [15:03] <!CYOA-sama> "And you're pretty close."
  632. [15:03] <!CYOA-sama> "My Hell on Earth makes the targets worst fears a reality."
  633. [15:04] <!CYOA-sama> You look over at the mass of shadow.
  634. [15:04] <!CYOA-sama> "Her worst fear is being in the dark or something?"
  635. [15:04] <!CYOA-sama> You try to stifle a laugh.
  636. [15:05] <!CYOA-sama> "No, it's just that cloud is the form any solid manifestation of the fears appears as to other people. Nifty right?"
  637. [15:05] <!CYOA-sama> Then what is making Kookie scream like that?
  638. [15:05] <!CYOA-sama> "You want to know?"
  639. [15:05] <!CYOA-sama> "I'd prefer to just kill you and end the spell."
  640. [15:05] <!CYOA-sama> "She's probably being bullied by her mean ol' daddy~"
  641. [15:06] <!CYOA-sama> You ignore the maids attempt at provocation.
  642. [15:06] <!CYOA-sama> Kookie's trauma is of no concern to you.
  643. [15:06] <!CYOA-sama> What matters is ending the situation as soon as possible.
  644. [15:06] <!CYOA-sama> Her screams are terrible.
  645. [15:07] <!CYOA-sama> But it's for the best, the fact you're still fine is proof the effect only works on one person at a time.
  646. [15:07] <!CYOA-sama> You need to end this.
  647. [15:07] <!CYOA-sama> You reach into your pouch and draw out 3 ice runes.
  648. [15:07] <!CYOA-sama> "Oh?~"
  649. [15:07] <!CYOA-sama> The maid stares condescendingly.
  650. [15:09] <!CYOA-sama> You release a triple strength [Ice Lance] that passes right through her.
  651. [15:09] <!CYOA-sama> Of course.
  652. [15:09] <!CYOA-sama> You already figured on her being an illusionist.
  653. [15:09] <!CYOA-sama> Now to pinpoint the real on-
  654. [15:09] <!CYOA-sama> -cough-
  655. [15:10] <!CYOA-sama> You feel a sudden taste of iron.
  656. [15:10] <!CYOA-sama> You spit the clot of blood out.
  657. [15:10] <!CYOA-sama> What the....
  658. [15:10] <!CYOA-sama> Guh.
  659. [15:10] <!CYOA-sama> You feel a sudden searing pain in your right arm.
  660. [15:10] <!CYOA-sama> You look down and see a red rash with bluish sploches starting to form.
  661. [15:11] <!CYOA-sama> Your hands begin to tremble.
  662. [15:11] <!CYOA-sama> This is just her illusion.
  663. [15:11] <!CYOA-sama> You don't have Lyrium Poisoning.... it's a trick.
  664. [15:11] <!CYOA-sama> "Ara~"
  665. [15:11] <!CYOA-sama> You look up at the illusion maid.
  666. [15:11] <!CYOA-sama> "So that's your fear?"
  667. [15:12] <!CYOA-sama> "I guess it makes sense. You're an enchanter after all."
  668. [15:12] <!CYOA-sama> "The raw lyrium used in enchanting is toxic to people with mana of their own. That's why most enchanters are dwarves."
  669. [15:13] <!CYOA-sama> "Ahahahaha~ If you're so scared of it why do it?"
  670. [15:13] <!CYOA-sama> "Is it because you suck to much to use a real form of magic?"
  671. [15:13] <!CYOA-sama> You throw a fire ruin at the illusion out of frustration.
  672. [15:14] <!CYOA-sama> Like a firecracker going off under your skin your left arm bursts and sprays blood.
  673. [15:14] <!CYOA-sama> You vomit a thick mass of blood.
  674. [15:14] <!CYOA-sama> This is fake...
  675. [15:14] <!CYOA-sama> It's all fake.
  676. [15:14] <!CYOA-sama> You know it is.
  677. [15:14] <!CYOA-sama> You draw a divination rune.
  678. [15:14] <!CYOA-sama> You need to locate the real body.
  679. [15:15] <!CYOA-sama> As you gather mana into it you feel a pain in your right arm and thigh like they've been dropped in hot oil.
  680. [15:15] <!CYOA-sama> It breaks your concentration and you look down.
  681. [15:16] <!CYOA-sama> The bone of your right arm is visible, the area around it glows blue like the flesh has been burned away by your own mana circuit.
  682. [15:16] <!CYOA-sama> This isn't real.
  683. [15:16] <!CYOA-sama> You've handled lyrium for years.
  684. [15:16] <!CYOA-sama> You're always careful.
  685. [15:16] <!CYOA-sama> It wouldn't spontaneously develop like this.
  686. [15:16] <!CYOA-sama> This is an illusion.
  687. [15:16] <!CYOA-sama> "Ara? Didn't I explain it?"
  688. [15:17] <!CYOA-sama> You choke back the pain and look up to the maid.... this one is real.
  689. [15:17] <!CYOA-sama> Her voice carries.
  690. [15:17] <!CYOA-sama> And you can see her thermal pattern with your infravision.
  691. [15:17] <!CYOA-sama> "I told you.... "Hell on Earth" makes your worst fears become reality."
  692. [15:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Liar."
  693. [15:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Why is it hard to believe? It's sorcery snakey-poo... all it takes is a little conjuration and necromancy."
  694. [15:19] <!CYOA-sama> You feel the bubbles of mana forming inside you.
  695. [15:19] <!CYOA-sama> Real or not the pain is unbelievable.
  696. [15:19] <!CYOA-sama> Like being rotted from the inside out.
  697. [15:19] <!CYOA-sama> This is your fear... there's no doubt about that.
  698. [15:19] <!CYOA-sama> But it;'s not your biggest fear.
  699. [15:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Hey... maid. What's your name?"
  700. [15:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Ara?"
  701. [15:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Just answer me...."
  702. [15:21] <!CYOA-sama> "Hehe~ My name is Olga Griffith Morgana."
  703. [15:21] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah... I figured it would be some pretentious full name like a wannabee knight."
  704. [15:21] <!CYOA-sama> "You evil lackies are always like that."
  705. [15:22] <!CYOA-sama> "What's your bosses name?"
  706. [15:22] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh? Why should I tell something like that to a dying snake?"
  707. [15:22] <!CYOA-sama> "Because there's no way you came up with this magic... and I deserve to know the name of the guy who's responsible for my death right?"
  708. [15:23] <!CYOA-sama> "THIS POWER WAS GRANTED TO ME BY MASTER DEVON! IT'S MINE! HE GAVE IT TO ME SO IT'S MINE!"
  709. [15:23] <!CYOA-sama> "That would explain why it's incomplete then."
  710. [15:23] <!CYOA-sama> "I bet it's much scarier when he uses it."
  711. [15:24] <!CYOA-sama> "Kch..."
  712. [15:24] <!CYOA-sama> "Want to know what gave it away?" You ask with a condescending smile as your face begins to boil.
  713. [15:24] <!CYOA-sama> "....."
  714. [15:25] <!CYOA-sama> "My worst fear is dying alone. But since you have a codependant personality you can't even imagine something like that."
  715. [15:26] <!CYOA-sama> "This kind of magic, can't invoke a fear greater than you could withstand personally."
  716. [15:26] <!CYOA-sama> "I bet your master wouldn't be scared of something like dying alone~"
  717. [15:26] <!CYOA-sama> "WHO THE FUCK IS WITH YOU? YOU ARE ALONE!"
  718. [15:26] <!CYOA-sama> "YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE!"
  719. [15:27] <!CYOA-sama> "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING SO SMUG?"
  720. [15:27] <!CYOA-sama> "It's a fluke...."
  721. [15:27] <!CYOA-sama> "Kookie is a coward, and I just happen to be afraid of a disease that cripples me."
  722. [15:27] <!CYOA-sama> "This kind of shitty cheap trick won't work on Karlos."
  723. [15:28] <!CYOA-sama> "You and your master are still going to lose."
  724. [15:28] <!CYOA-sama> "And I'm not gonna die alone."
  725. [15:28] <!CYOA-sama> You smile.
  726. [15:28] <!CYOA-sama> You reach into your pouch and spill your runes on the ground.
  727. [15:29] <!CYOA-sama> Whatever Kookie is going through.... you'll put an end to it.
  728. [15:29] <!CYOA-sama> You begin the long encantation.
  729. [15:29] <!CYOA-sama> "H-hey.... hey hey hey...." The maid seems to understand.
  730. [15:30] <!CYOA-sama> Part of your skull fractures and sprays blood.
  731. [15:30] <!CYOA-sama> "HEY! ARE YOU JUST GONNA NUKE THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN?"
  732. [15:30] <!CYOA-sama> "WHAT ABOUT THE DRAGON BITCH?"
  733. [15:31] <!CYOA-sama> "What do you mean? My worst fear is dying alone, how could your all powerful magic let anyone else die with me?"
  734. [15:31] <!CYOA-sama> "SHUT UP!"
  735. [15:31] <!CYOA-sama> "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!"
  736. [15:31] <!CYOA-sama> "Hehehe... I know. Kookie will die too, but I bet if I asked right now she'd tell me to kill her anyway."
  737. [15:32] <!CYOA-sama> "Those aren't the screams of a person who has anything to fear from dying."
  738. [15:32] <!CYOA-sama> "WAIT!"
  739. [15:32] <!CYOA-sama> You pause.
  740. [15:32] <!CYOA-sama> "Listen.... you win. You're crazy as fuck and I'd rather not die so..... let me just cut your thread."
  741. [15:33] <!CYOA-sama> "What?"
  742. [15:33] <!CYOA-sama> "The little master just wants us to sever your connection to Karlos."
  743. [15:33] <!CYOA-sama> "I can save you, both of you."
  744. [15:34] <!CYOA-sama> "I can wipe your memories of ever being in Hell on Earth."
  745. [15:34] <!CYOA-sama> "What do you say? Heh... hehe..."
  746. [15:34] <!CYOA-sama> "....."
  747. [15:34] <!CYOA-sama> If that's true... you and Kookie could both survive.
  748. [15:35] <!CYOA-sama> If it were just you it would be fine.... but is she willing to choose death over Karlos?
  749. [15:35] <!CYOA-sama> No...
  750. [15:35] <!CYOA-sama> More importantly can any of the other girls in KArlos' harem deal with this woman?
  751. [15:36] <!CYOA-sama> "Who cares? Y-you won't care about him at all after I cut the thread... think about this logically!"
  752. [15:36] <!CYOA-sama> She's still reading your mind...
  753. [15:37] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Alright...
  754. [15:37] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Hmm... Pass~ I don't really like Kookie anyway. [set off the Mana Bomb]
  755. [15:38] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] My my.... You sure are scared aren't you?
  756. [15:38] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  757. [15:38] <HyakkoF> Well, been nice knowing you, Snake Bitch. [x] My my... you sure are scared aren't you?
  758. [15:39] <CEB> [x] My my.... You sure are scared aren't you?
  759. [15:39] <Brutus> [X] My my...you sure are scared aren't you?
  760. [15:39] <CEB> OH GOD OH JEEZ SO SCARED
  761. [15:39] <CEB> ;_;
  762. [15:39] <ANTS> [X] My my.... You sure are scared aren't you?
  763. [15:39] <!CYOA-sama> "My my, Olga... you sure do look scared."
  764. [15:40] <!CYOA-sama> You drop the trigger stone and close your eyes.
  765. [15:40] <!CYOA-sama> You mutter a short prayer and apologize to Kookie.
  766. [15:41] <!CYOA-sama> "STOP YOU STUPID FUCKING SNAKE!" Olga screams.
  767. [15:41] <!CYOA-sama> "[Spell Intercept Protocol: Mana Bomb: Counterspell Level 9]"
  768. [15:41] <!CYOA-sama> The sound of your spell being nullified rings out and you collapse.
  769. [15:42] <!CYOA-sama> You hear foot steps.
  770. [15:42] <!CYOA-sama> "Wh-who are you?" Olga asks.
  771. [15:42] <!CYOA-sama> You can't see anymore.
  772. [15:42] <!CYOA-sama> "Just a concerned mother. You really shouldn't be picking on my future daughter in laws."
  773. [15:43] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude Out]
  774.  
  775. [15:55] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude - Choir of Avalon]
  776. [15:56] <!CYOA-sama> The beautiful Elven woman in simple clothes steps out from behind a building.
  777. [15:56] <!CYOA-sama> The witch maid stares down at her, still wondering why she's alive.
  778. [15:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Wh-who are you?"
  779. [15:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Just a concerned mother. You really shouldn't be picking on my future daughter in laws."
  780. [15:58] <!CYOA-sama> "........"
  781. [15:58] <!CYOA-sama> The elven woman looks down at the severely injured lamia.
  782. [16:00] <!CYOA-sama> "[Avalon: Conjuration Protocol: Cure Disease and Accelerate Healing: Target Cindy]"
  783. [16:00] <!CYOA-sama> Without any release of mana.
  784. [16:00] <!CYOA-sama> With just those words.
  785. [16:00] <!CYOA-sama> Lights, like dozens of fireflies, appear from nowhere and land on Cindy.
  786. [16:01] <!CYOA-sama> And just as the elven woman commanded all the damage she sustained is healed.
  787. [16:01] <!CYOA-sama> The maid just looks on.
  788. [16:01] <!CYOA-sama> This woman, who exhibits no mana, yet still performs sorcery grade healing, is not a foe she's been ordered to face.
  789. [16:03] <!CYOA-sama> "[Avalon: Abjuration Protocol: Dispel: Reality Marble Hell on Earth]"
  790. [16:03] <!CYOA-sama> A shattering sound.
  791. [16:04] <!CYOA-sama> As if the sky itself is crumbling.
  792. [16:04] <!CYOA-sama> The reality marble is destroyed.
  793. [16:04] <!CYOA-sama> Kookie lays huddled into a ball trembling.
  794. [16:06] <!CYOA-sama> "[Avalon: Enchantment Protocol: Alter Memory: Erase All Traumatic Experiences in the Past Twenty Minutes]"
  795. [16:06] <!CYOA-sama> Her trembling stops.
  796. [16:06] <!CYOA-sama> She lays there motionless as the spell clenses her mind.
  797. [16:06] <!CYOA-sama> Then she peacefully drifts to sleep.
  798. [16:06] <!CYOA-sama> Just like that.
  799. [16:07] <!CYOA-sama> In less than 5 minutes all the power of the witch maid was rendered absolutely meaningless.
  800. [16:07] <!CYOA-sama> "Who.... are you?" Olga asks.
  801. [16:07] <!CYOA-sama> "I told you, I'm just a concerned mother."
  802. [16:07] <!CYOA-sama> "THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER!"
  803. [16:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Miria Feyhelm, Former Circle Archmagister."
  804. [16:08] <!CYOA-sama> "..... The Sorceress of Avalon...."
  805. [16:08] <!CYOA-sama> She flees.
  806. [16:08] <!CYOA-sama> Not out of fear.
  807. [16:08] <!CYOA-sama> The maid flees out of devotion.
  808. [16:09] <!CYOA-sama> Her master absolutely must be informed.
  809. [16:09] <!CYOA-sama> He can not face this person unprepared.
  810. [16:10] <!CYOA-sama> "[Avalon: Evocation Protocol: Flamestrike: Cordinates 13456231564: Spell Level Heightened to 23]"
  811. [16:10] <!CYOA-sama> -CRACK-
  812. [16:10] <!CYOA-sama> Like lightning.
  813. [16:10] <!CYOA-sama> A pillar of fire a hundred meters in diameter crashes down like lightning.
  814. [16:11] <!CYOA-sama> The witch is burned to ashes in a pillar of golden fire in an instant.
  815. [16:11] <!CYOA-sama> Not even Devon himself could have taken an attack head on.
  816. [16:12] <!CYOA-sama> But the simple fact of the matter is with her power, there was no spell that could defend against it.
  817. [16:12] <!CYOA-sama> In that moment the first casualty was claimed, and all of Olga's memories are transferred to Devon by his contingent magic.
  818. [16:13] <!CYOA-sama> "Damn... I intended to take out Devon himself with my first attack. Now we've lost the element of surprise."
  819. [16:13] <!CYOA-sama> The beautiful elven woman looks back at the two sleeping girls.
  820. [16:14] <!CYOA-sama> "[Avalon: Transmutation Protocol: Teleportation Circle: Myself, Cindy, and Kookie: Destination... Karlos' Tower]"
  821. [16:14] <!CYOA-sama> In a flash of light they're swept away.
  822. [16:15] <!CYOA-sama> The war has officially begun.
  823. [16:15] <!CYOA-sama> It's only a matter of time... before -real- Hell on Earth get's unleashed.
  824. [16:15] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude Out]
  825.  
  826.  
  827. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude - Berserk Angels]
  828. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> You step out from the treeline.
  829. [16:54] <!CYOA-sama> For three days you've been tracking that vile mana.
  830. [16:55] <!CYOA-sama> The small boy stand across from you.
  831. [16:55] <!CYOA-sama> He can't be more than 12 or 13.
  832. [16:55] <!CYOA-sama> "Hi there." He says with a smile.
  833. [16:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Sup, dude." You reply
  834. [16:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Can I help you? Have you come to join my harem?"
  835. [16:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Nah, I just came to warn you not to mess with Karlos."
  836. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Oh? You tracked me for so long just for that?"
  837. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah, basically."
  838. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> You shrug.
  839. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> It's true.
  840. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> You don't care how evil he is.
  841. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> As long as he leaves you and Karlos alone noth-
  842. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> "No."
  843. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> ....
  844. [16:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Dang..."
  845. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> You hold your hand over your head.
  846. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> "Then I'll have to bust you up."
  847. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> You knew this would happen.
  848. [16:58] <!CYOA-sama> You could feel his hostility to Karlos since you first sensed him.
  849. [16:59] <!CYOA-sama> "Micheal."
  850. [16:59] <!CYOA-sama> As you call out the name a bolt of silver fire screams out of the sky and forms a flaming platinum sword in your hand.
  851. [17:00] <!CYOA-sama> With this you can permanently destroy his magic circuit without killing him.
  852. [17:00] <!CYOA-sama> It'll be the best result.
  853. [17:00] <!CYOA-sama> You swing down.
  854. [17:00] <!CYOA-sama> And your blade is caught between two fingers.
  855. [17:00] <!CYOA-sama> Not the boys.
  856. [17:00] <!CYOA-sama> No matter how powerful no human can stop a divine weapon.
  857. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> Even Karlos.
  858. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> The tall man wearing leather and shades has slicked back black hair.
  859. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> A deep chill runs up your spine when you see him.
  860. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> You try to draw Micheal back but it's too late.
  861. [17:01] <!CYOA-sama> The blade shatters into dust.
  862. [17:02] <!CYOA-sama> You land 10 feet back in a crouching position.
  863. [17:02] <!CYOA-sama> "Yo, babe. S'been a while." The strange man says.
  864. [17:02] <!CYOA-sama> "I always hated how you could hide yourself like that. It's creepy, dude."
  865. [17:03] <!CYOA-sama> "Come on Sammy, we haven't seen each other in 2000 years and that's how you greet me?"
  866. [17:03] <!CYOA-sama> "Sorry dude, but you got what you deserved."
  867. [17:03] <!CYOA-sama> "Wait a minute..." The boy interjects.
  868. [17:04] <!CYOA-sama> "Sammy?" He asks.
  869. [17:04] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah, bro. I told you there was a girl connected to the fag wizard I had an interest in. That's her."
  870. [17:04] <!CYOA-sama> "Well... your taste aside, is she?"
  871. [17:04] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah..."
  872. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> "Her real name is-"
  873. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> "AZREAL!" You scream.
  874. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> The diamond edged platinum scythe forms from thin air.
  875. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> A blade to erase someone from existence, the weapon of the angel of death.
  876. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> You should never draw it in anger.
  877. [17:05] <!CYOA-sama> But you just did.
  878. [17:06] <!CYOA-sama> Seeing him makes you angry.
  879. [17:06] <!CYOA-sama> Hearing that name makes you angry.
  880. [17:06] <!CYOA-sama> Why should you have to relive one mistake for the rest of your life?
  881. [17:06] <!CYOA-sama> Why can't everyone just fuck off and leave you alone?
  882. [17:06] <!CYOA-sama> -CRASH-
  883. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> Azreal breaks over the man in leather like water.
  884. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> "Come on babe. You know divine attacks aint gonna work on me."
  885. [17:07] <!CYOA-sama> "Interesting..." The boy says.
  886. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> What's so interesting about it.
  887. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> If divinity doesn't work.
  888. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> You dash in.
  889. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh?"
  890. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Clench your teeth Luke..." You mutter under your breath.
  891. [17:08] <!CYOA-sama> -BAM-
  892. [17:09] <!CYOA-sama> You deliver a right hook straight to his jaw.
  893. [17:09] <!CYOA-sama> Immediately followed by a left.
  894. [17:09] <!CYOA-sama> Then a headbutt to the nose.
  895. [17:09] <!CYOA-sama> "Kch! BITCH!" He screams as he swings at you.
  896. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> You sway back and knee him in the chin dodging his punch and countering in one motion.
  897. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> "You always were better at talking than fighting."
  898. [17:10] <!CYOA-sama> He kneels on the ground doubled over in pain.
  899. [17:11] <!CYOA-sama> "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~" The boy laughs.
  900. [17:11] <!CYOA-sama> "The king of hell is getting his shit pushed in by an unarmed woman!~ Oh man, my sides!~"
  901. [17:12] <!CYOA-sama> "FUCK OFF BRAT! SHE'S GOT 2000 YEARS OF COMBAT EXPERIENCE ON ME! I'M JUST RUSTY!"
  902. [17:12] <!CYOA-sama> "No, you always sucked at hand to hand." You clarify.
  903. [17:12] <!CYOA-sama> "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU-"
  904. [17:13] <!CYOA-sama> You place your hand on his head as he tries to stand.
  905. [17:13] <!CYOA-sama> "What the hell are you doing, Luke?"
  906. [17:13] <!CYOA-sama> "If you escape your bindings God won't be lenient this time, she'll take you out for real."
  907. [17:13] <!CYOA-sama> "Tch..." He swats your hand away.
  908. [17:14] <!CYOA-sama> "I don't need you looking out for me, why the fuck should I get locked down while you're here fucking around with humans?"
  909. [17:15] <!CYOA-sama> "I didn't decide on our punishments."
  910. [17:15] <!CYOA-sama> "Well, I'm not just going to sit back and take it."
  911. [17:15] <!CYOA-sama> "That little fucker back there is undoing my binds as we speak."
  912. [17:15] <!CYOA-sama> "Next time it won't be this shitty projection."
  913. [17:16] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll fucking take you out with my bare hands and rape you to death in front of your faggot boyfriend."
  914. [17:16] <!CYOA-sama> You sigh.
  915. [17:17] <!CYOA-sama> "Bring it on dude, I'm sick of letting you bully me into shit. If you come after Karlos I -will- fuck you up." You say with a scowl as you press your forehead into Luke's.
  916. [17:17] <!CYOA-sama> You wonder what KArlos would say if he saw that look on your face.
  917. [17:18] <!CYOA-sama> Luke rears back to punch you.
  918. [17:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Lucifer." The boy behind him speaks.
  919. [17:18] <!CYOA-sama> "WHAT?" He replies.
  920. [17:18] <!CYOA-sama> "One of my girls has been killed.... and another captured. We're regrouping."
  921. [17:19] <!CYOA-sama> "............. Fine."
  922. [17:19] <!CYOA-sama> Lucifer turns away from you and walks toward the boy.
  923. [17:19] <!CYOA-sama> "When did you become okay with following orders?"
  924. [17:20] <!CYOA-sama> "When did you become able to make that kind of determined face?" He replies.
  925. [17:20] <!CYOA-sama> You stare silently at one another as the boy opens a [Gate]
  926. [17:20] <!CYOA-sama> "I guess punishment has changed both of us..." Lucifer replies as he turns away.
  927. [17:21] <!CYOA-sama> "This will be the last time we ever exchange words, Luke."
  928. [17:21] <!CYOA-sama> He turns back in response to that ultimatum.
  929. [17:21] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah... it probably is."
  930. [17:22] <!CYOA-sama> "Later, sis."
  931. [17:22] <!CYOA-sama> You say nothing in response as he steps through the gate.
  932. [17:22] <!CYOA-sama> The boy turns to you.
  933. [17:23] <!CYOA-sama> "I look forward to watching how you handle things from here out..." He says.
  934. [17:23] <!CYOA-sama> "Until we meet again... Samael."
  935. [17:23] <!CYOA-sama> You twitch and clench your fist in response to the name.
  936. [17:24] <!CYOA-sama> As the gate closes you spit as if to get the taste of the conversation out of your mouth.
  937. [17:24] <!CYOA-sama> The important thing right now is Karlos. If he's still recovering this could be a problem.
  938. [17:24] <!CYOA-sama> You exhale deeply.
  939. [17:25] <!CYOA-sama> It's time to go home.... before things get ugly.
  940. [17:25] <!CYOA-sama> "Lumiel."
  941. [17:25] <!CYOA-sama> The bolt of thundering light crashes down.
  942. [17:25] <!CYOA-sama> You mount your motorcycle.
  943. [17:26] <!CYOA-sama> With a kick you start it up and take off into the sky on a B line with the tower.
  944. [17:26] <!CYOA-sama> Everything is coming to a head.
  945. [17:26] <!CYOA-sama> "It'll end one way or another soon...."
  946. [17:26] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude Out]
  947.  
  948.  
  949. [17:38] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude - Crying Demons]
  950. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> Deep in the lowest levels of Hell.
  951. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> On an Island in a lake of flaming blood.
  952. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> On a border between hell and the Abyss.
  953. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> A countless army of demons and devils amasses around a black fortress.
  954. [17:39] <!CYOA-sama> And inside....
  955. [17:40] <!CYOA-sama> "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA~" Devon let's out a wail as he buries his face in the chest of a beautiful succubus in red lace.
  956. [17:40] <!CYOA-sama> The sounds of sobbing can be heard through out the hall.
  957. [17:41] <!CYOA-sama> Lucifer, and 8 other demons including the succubus are gathered in the hall.
  958. [17:41] <!CYOA-sama> Throughout the tower lords of the Abyss plan strategies and counter measures to Karlos.
  959. [17:42] <!CYOA-sama> Despite the frantic planning and marching troops Devon cries.
  960. [17:42] <!CYOA-sama> "Shhh, shhh...." The succubus pats his head.
  961. [17:43] <!CYOA-sama> "It's -sniff- not -sob- fair!~"
  962. [17:43] <!CYOA-sama> Yeula, the last witch maid pats her master on the head.
  963. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> "It's alright master. Though Olga may be dead we can still rescue Natia!"
  964. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> Like a waterballoon Yeula splatters all over the wall.
  965. [17:44] <!CYOA-sama> Devon raises his head from the succubui's breasts.
  966. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> "Stupid... I'm crying because I didn't get to kill her myself for failing."
  967. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> "Now her soul is probably resting peacefully somewhere."
  968. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> "Useless whore."
  969. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> Devon grabs a small orb of light from the air.
  970. [17:45] <!CYOA-sama> Yeula's soul.
  971. [17:46] <!CYOA-sama> "Well... you're right about one thing. We can still retrieve Natia and punish her properly."
  972. [17:46] <!CYOA-sama> Devon wipes his tears and blows his nose with the soul as the corners of his mouth twist into a smile.
  973. [17:47] <!CYOA-sama> He crushes the soul like a small class bubble as he turns to Lucifer.
  974. [17:47] <!CYOA-sama> "Send Gloom after her.... if he can take out some of the other girls too that would be nice."
  975. [17:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Whatever you say, dude."
  976. [17:48] <!CYOA-sama> The fragment of Lucifer walks out of the chamber.
  977. [17:48] <!CYOA-sama> As he walks down the hall a humanoid shadow appears on the wall.
  978. [17:48] <!CYOA-sama> "You heard him right?"
  979. [17:49] <!CYOA-sama> "Kirukikikikikikiki...." The shadow responds in a voice that's not really a voice as a white bleach white smile appears in the face of the shadow.
  980. [17:49] <!CYOA-sama> "Go get her then."
  981. [17:49] <!CYOA-sama> [Interlude Out]
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