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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #757
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- >>>Anon continues to live rent-free in Verosika's head
- >Okay
- >Keep your cool Anon
- >There's really nothing to worry about
- >You're just tied up, with a bag over your head, lying on an unfamiliar piece of furniture, having been dragged here by a cadre of stereotypical red-skin-and-spade-tipped-tails demons following several weeks of strange women harassing you and trying to lure you into various places where the police are unlikely to see anything that happens to you
- >Also suspicious disturbances of your private living space
- >Stuff you don't remember moving being in places where it shouldn't be
- >Things of yours just being flat out missing
- >Mostly your underwear, but sometimes other things
- >And of course, you did hear someone make a phonecall earlier that involved phrases like "we've got the bastard" and "transfer the other half of the fee to our account" and "we're assassins, not kidnappers, you're lucky you've got cash or we would have just iced the fucker and shipped him to you in a fedex tube", all of which was met with some high-pitched glee from the other end of the line
- >But really, there's no reason to assume the worst just yet
- >This is all probably just a misunderstanding
- >...
- >Who the fk are you kidding
- >This is an absolute nightmare
- >You'd scream for help, but you're pretty sure that anyone who might hear you probably doesn't care
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