Jump 178: Marvel

Jump 178: Marvel

Location: Atlantis, 1990
Age: 23
Identity: Drop-In
Drawbacks: [+300] Fourth Wall Avoidant, Fourth Wall Reliant

[100/1300]  Brains
[Free]      Energy
[200/1300]  Toughness
[450/1300]  Flight
[700/1300]  Shapeshifting
[1000/1300] Kinesis
[1300/1300] Cosmic Fact

>"Why are you here in Atlantis, surface dweller? HOW are you here in Atlantis?
"Oh, I'm on a trip across the multiverse. All expenses paid, except not. Why are YOU here?"
>"I'm the king, boy. I suggest you show some respect."
"The king? Oh gee. It sure is boring around here!"
>"Mocking me, are you?"
"It's kind of what I do. At least this decade. I've decided I'm just going to run around and mock everyone. Good thing you're not Aquaman though. What kind of super power is talking to fish? Jason Momoa was way better but at least you dodged the curse of Amber Heard."
>"I would ask what this Amber heard-"
"The sound of violence via Karen!"
>"-but I just want you out of my city, you strange man."
"Ah, very well. I'm sure there's a couch somewhere in the world that needs a rescue."
>"A couch- gray- what?"
"Ah, you don't know. Behold! Some lantern corps are powered by will, some by fear. Mine, by apathy!"
>"... Did someone drop you on your head as a child?"
"No, the concussions came later. Now if you'll excuse me I need to charge my ring and be on my way, it's much too exciting around here."
>"You're actually serious, aren't you."
"In early day or late at night, it's not my problem, I'll be alright. No cause you name is worth the fight. But if I'm bored, then yeah, I might!"
>". . . please. Please go away. In fact, if you want a boring place on a boring surface, I recommend you try the Avengers mansion. They're definitely boring."
"Gee, thanks! You're a swell guy, Mr. McKenzie! Gray Lantern, awaaay~!"
>"McK- WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!"
"SORRY SUBMARINE MAN, CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER BRUCE'S SHITTY ACTING BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID MARTHA"

You know, I could go into detail about this, but ... basically just picture ten years of going around doing this. Mostly to people who wouldn't be remotely chill about it like Spider-Man would. ESPECIALLY to people who wouldn't be chill about it. Because it's an inescapable, undeniable urge to spoil everything, except the spoilers were all alternate universes.

And I stole Wade's chimichangas. Deadpool is all about the fourth wall shenanigans, except when it messes with his chimichangas.

In short, if I didn't have the powers of a (knock-off) Lantern ring... and also Primarch-level Perpetual regeneration... and the ability to teleport away whenever I felt like it... I would have been dead so many times over.

Worth every goddamn second of it.