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- One-shot from a post full of little ideas in the thread.
- Re-wrote it like four or five times but whatever.
- Putting it here because I like to save my shit and keep it public even if I don't care for it.
- >Pretty average day in Equestria
- >Rarity came over to visit you and Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres
- >After some tea, she excuses herself to the ladie's room, as she insists on calling it
- >You and AJ sit patiently in your living room, when you suddenly hear some rustling and small grunting noises come from the laundry room
- "AJ, Winona is at it again. Do you mind?"
- >With a simple nod, Applejack gets up and trots in the direction of the noises
- >Winona loved rolling around in your dirty clothes for some reason. Crazy mutt.
- >Not like it was a huge deal, they were already dirty, but you didn't want her to tear anything up
- >AJ stops at the opposite end of the room, staring into the laundry room with wide eyes
- >"What the hay!? Uh, Anon? That aint Winona. Ah think ya might wanna handle this one yerself."
- "What?"
- >You get up and walk over to her as she comes back to a couch, shaking her head of the shocked look that was on her face
- >Peering around the corner, you spot the creature rolling in your dirty laundry
- >And not just rolling, but scratching her back like a dog
- >But it wasn't Winona
- "Uh, Rarity? What the shit?"
- >She stops and glares at you, cheeks slightly flush
- >"What, can't a lady scratch her back once and a while?" she says in an annoyed tone
- "Scratch your back all you want, but in a pile of my dirty clothes? Really?"
- >Her cheeks brighten up slightly as she averts your gaze
- >"Yes, well, you see- they just have such an alluring scent, I simply couldn't resist!"
- "Alluring? Wha- Rarity, they're dirty. Yes, dirty. You're afraid of that word, remember? Are you okay?"
- >"Dirty to you maybe, but I find them simply marvelous!"
- "You need help."
- >She glares at you once more as she finally stands up in a dignified position
- >"You're no fun Anonymous." she scoffs as she begins walking past you and back out into the living room
- "Rarity, I have hands and fingers you know. If your back needs scratching or massaging, you can just ask me."
- >She stops in her tracks and seems to ponder that for a moment before looking back to you and smiling, cheeks still showing a faint pink
- >"Oh, sure, whatever. Just be a dear and bring along some of those discarded garments of yours."
- >Really? Did she really just ask that?
- >You raise an eyebrow at her and give her your typical 'nigga you serious?' look
- >Rarity winks and trots off into the living room
- >Damn crazy mare and her awkward fetishes
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