I hacked 127.0.0.1

TRANSLATED FROM GERMAN TO ENGLISH BY JEANOLOS!

Some notes on the edge:

1) The name of the dangerous hax0r is bitchchecker. Yours truly is known to visitors of StopHipHop.de as Elch.
2.) The IP address 127.0.0.1 (also "localhost" called) knows everyone. This combination of numbers is simply the IP address of each computer. You try to access these, you end up on its own hardware.
3.) A ping timeout is an interruption of the connection - for example, a crash of the computer. But now back to the story:

* Bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout #)
* Bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me out
<bitchchecker> can not you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we not kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout #)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst inside
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it sonofabitch
<HopperHunter | afk> LOL
<HopperHunter | afk> shit you're stupid, DST ^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST !!
<bitchchecker> for two weeks already!
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there a message from windows that DST is applied
<Elch> You know you so full of computer.
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you do not show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh which is 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or it was 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting times for your "cool" hacker attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm scared..
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say to meet again
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering already formally before a so crass as you're a Hack0r
* Bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout #)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP address in his mighty hacker program and crashed his own PC. Thus, the attack on my PC was a failure for now. I believe that I now have peace of further attacks on already began, but a good hacker never calls it. Two minutes later he came back.

* Bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> was glad that my pc crashed otherwise you'd gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again ... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> you Please control your cussing
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* Bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout #)

The mood was tense ... Would he manage to bring these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I was relieved ... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. As a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew now what he failed previously.

* Bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, I do not know this
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> with 26 such behavior?
<Elch> how did you found out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy my god
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, did not know this was possible.
<Bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> eh bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do it
<Bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<Bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it ... you girl ^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting provoke you and give those little girls new material all
<Bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus fucker
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> eh bitchchecker why don't you turn it off !!!!!!!!!!!
<Bitchchecker> you're afraid
<Bitchchecker> i do not wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<Bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit from wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say bitchteildingviech to, do you know the definition of hacking ??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing more to do with hacking to
<Bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<Bitchchecker> my old granny surfs with a fire wall
<Bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and do not dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. Although I am aware that older people are much more intelligent then younger, but this time I will not let it be based on me. To see if he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as. I've also no firewall. Only my router has.

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can not hack
<Black [TdV]> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack
<Metanot> as often is not a hacker!
<bitchchecker> you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol no I'm a hacker myself and if you know how to behave like a hacker then I can tell you 100.00%, you are not a hacker .. ^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Moose> is quite simple
<bitchchecker> lolololol you're so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom ...
<Elch> I look for

Panically I started the Windows Explorer, my heart is racing. Have I underestimated him?

<bitchchecker> do not need to backup, you won't make it sonofabitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiot your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing I can do
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Regardless, there is no time to think! Cold shiver runs down my spine. Bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you sonofabitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E :? Oh, my god ... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures too! I'll check immediately. But they are still there. But the hacker said, the drive is deleted ...?

Or he's not on my computer?

<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45 percent you idiot lolololol
<He> why does not meta say anything
<Elch> he's rofling
<Black [TdV]> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted!. Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I have to ask him. Some even encourage him. He himself is giving advice on how the disaster on my hard drives could have been avoided.

<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I maybe explain that he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late ... It's 20:22 clock, when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". It is reported that he has a "Ping timeout". Since then we have not seen him again ... must be the DST.

Note: We are well aware that "bitchchecker" may have only a little played us. Finally, he also claimed to have an advanced course in German.

<bitchchecker> shut up i'm in german advanced course