const CHEESE_QUANTUM_STATE = Symbol('CHEESE_STATE');
const GRAHAM_CRACKER_UNCERTAINTY = 0.00000001;
const CREAM_CHEESE_VISCOSITY = Math.random() * 1000;
const SUGAR_CRYSTALLIZATION_FACTOR = Math.sqrt(Math.PI);
const VANILLA_WAVE_FUNCTION = (x) => Math.sin(x) * Math.cos(x);
const EGG_PROBABILITY_MATRIX = new Float64Array(1024);
const SOUR_CREAM_DENSITY = 1.042;
const BUTTER_MELTING_COEFFICIENT = 0.3141592654;
const LEMON_ZEST_INTENSITY = Math.E ** 2;
const TIME_DILATION_FACTOR = 299792458;
const CHOCOLATE_SWIRL_CHAOS = new Set([1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13]);
const STRAWBERRY_QUANTUM_ENTANGLEMENT = new WeakMap();
const BAKING_TEMPERATURE_FLUCTUATION = new Proxy({}, {});
const CRUST_COMPRESSION_RATIO = Buffer.from('cheesecake').length;
const FILLING_WAVE_COLLAPSE = new SharedArrayBuffer(8);
const TOPPING_SUPERPOSITION = Symbol('SCHRODINGER_CHERRY');
const SPRINGFORM_PAN_DIMENSION = ((4 + 4) * 4) / 4;
const SERVING_SIZE_PARADOX = Infinity;
const RECIPE_ENCRYPTION_KEY = crypto.getRandomValues(new Uint8Array(32));

class Timeline {
  constructor() {
    this.temporalEvents = new Map();
    this.paradoxCount = 0;
    this.timeloops = [];
  }

  addCoolingEvent(temperature, time) {
    if (this.temporalEvents.has(time)) {
      this.paradoxCount++;
      this.timeloops.push({
        originalTemp: this.temporalEvents.get(time),
        paradoxTemp: temperature,
        severity: Math.abs(temperature - this.temporalEvents.get(time))
      });
    }
    this.temporalEvents.set(time, temperature);
  }

  resolveParadoxes() {
    return this.timeloops.reduce((acc, loop) =>
      acc + (loop.severity * CREAM_CHEESE_VISCOSITY), 0);
  }
}

const REFRIGERATION_TIMELINE = new Timeline();

class QuantumCheesecakeFactory {
  static #GRAHAM_CRACKER_CONSTANT = Math.PI * Math.E;
  static #CHEESE_COMPLEXITY_FACTOR = 42;

  #ingredients = new Map();
  #timeWarpField;
  #cheeseMatrix;

  constructor() {
    this.#timeWarpField = new Proxy({}, {
      get: (target, prop) =>
        () => Math.random() > 0.5 ?
          Promise.resolve("🧀") :
          new Promise(resolve => setTimeout(() => resolve("🍰"), 100))
    });

    this.#cheeseMatrix = Array(5).fill().map(() =>
      Array(5).fill().map(() =>
        Array.from({length: 5}, () =>
          btoa(Math.random().toString()).slice(0, 5)
        )
      )
    );
  }

  async #quantumMix(ingredients) {
    return new Promise((resolve) => {
      const mixingResult = ingredients.reduce((acc, ingredient) => {
        return acc + ingredient.toString(16).padStart(2, '0');
      }, '');

      const observer = new IntersectionObserver(() => {}, {
        threshold: Array.from({length: 100}, (_, i) => i / 100)
      });

      resolve([...mixingResult].reverse().join(''));
    });
  }

  #generateFractalCrust() {
    return new Proxy([], {
      get: (target, prop) => {
        if (prop === 'thickness') {
          return Math.sin(Date.now() / 1000) * this.#GRAHAM_CRACKER_CONSTANT;
        }
        return target[prop];
      }
    });
  }

  async bake() {
    const cheeseProbabilityField = await Promise.all(
      this.#cheeseMatrix.map(async layer => {
        const quantumLayer = await this.#quantumMix(layer.flat());
        return new Uint8Array(quantumLayer.split('').map(x => x.charCodeAt(0)));
      })
    );

    const crust = this.#generateFractalCrust();
    const filling = await this.#timeWarpField.materializeCheese();

    return new Proxy({}, {
      get: (_, prop) => {
        if (prop === 'taste') {
          return '🤤'.repeat(this.#CHEESE_COMPLEXITY_FACTOR);
        }
        return `A wild ${prop} appeared in your cheesecake!`;
      }
    });
  }
}

const quantumBaker = new QuantumCheesecakeFactory();
quantumBaker.bake()
  .then(cheesecake => {
    console.log(cheesecake.taste);
    console.log(cheesecake.texture);
    console.log(cheesecake.surprise);
  })
  .catch(() => console.log("The cheesecake collapsed into a quantum singularity"));